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fuck off
>>674052129
>Implying gore is the same thing
>>674052883
Well, to me, rekt and gore are not identical, but similar. I've always seen rekt as accidents, dead bodies, explosions and shit. And on the other side, I think gore is bloody shit, murders, diseases, etc.
>>674053215
MFW Filename
>>674053244
>>674052653
JUST KILL THEM FOR GODS SAKE
>>674053244
Oh my god. Is he ok?
>>674053694
If you kill this guy
>>674053244
then who will the emperor make into Darth Vader?
>>674053694
Second guy is dead, that's just reflex breathing at that point. First guy is not feeling anything from that fire, nerves are burned away.
>>674054699
>Anonymous 03/15/16(Tue)10:29:27 No.67405469
dubs get
>>674054591
"well shit, i tried"
>>674054931
Please stop
>>674054699
Shit, now I gotta go to the second hand store.
Why does it say "Invalid source" everytime I click a link?
>>674055047
original webm is labeled "lendmeahand.webm"
>>674054249
Yeah. He walked it off later.
>>674054931
mother fucker get out of here
>>674053358
he survived, with an aspirin
>>674054931
your gore is nasty but check out my REKT
>>674054591
First worthy post. I keked. He really brought it upon himself.
>>674054389
but why
>>674055120
Because you're using a shitty phone.
>>674055209
fuck you now i need some hoylwater
>>674054389
raped somebody?
>>674055209
damn daniel
>>674055327
Back at it again with the shitkat.
>>674055425
>>674055209
>>674055327
>DAMN DANIEL
Can I download something to allow it to accept or wtf!? Microsoft does suck monkey dicks though. Worst pos ever
>>674055209
WTF you know I've seen some nasty shit on here but please go post you shit in the deep Web so only degenerates such as you self can see. You make me sick please kill your self.
>>674055555
Wooooweeeee checked
>>674055555
ohh shit nigga
>>674054591
>train coming towards him
>"well, better just stand in place and not make any attempt to get out of the way"
>>674055555
Damn nigga quint quints
>>674055555
>MFW PINTS WITNESSED
>>674055793
get on my level, punk
>>674054389
there u see it... niggers are too fucking dumb to cut of a leg
>>674055682
yeah it's called suicide, dumbfuck
>>674055793
happened yesterday
>>674054931
u are taking this too far anon
>>674052129
>>674052129
I want the video for OP's picture, I know there is one
>>674056120
Damn Daniel!
>>674054699
I gotta hand it to you, that was brutal.
>>674053244
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>674055555
five five five five five.....
>>674056120
why is this guy laughing at 0:05? is it so funny to get killed? Well i should give it a try
>>674056395
faggot
>>674054699
poor guy
>>674055555
Those fives,son
>>674055555
>DAMN DANIEL LIVES
wow
>>674056383
Its better to laugh then cry.
Well shit, its ur last moment....
My toe yesterday...
Impressed.
Quad sixes coming
>DAMN DANIEL
Pow
>>674056596
OUCH.
Missed
>>674056732
Broken
>>674056557
Yeah that's a good point
>>674056685
Took me some time
kek'd hard
> It isn't a YLYL thread
>>674052522
Go back 2 reddit, bitch
Bye fags
>>674056899
If the only thing that will ever define me and who I am as a person it will be my filenames
>>674052653
wtf happened to this guy? anyone got his backstory?
>>674055681
wtf happened here
>>674056695
Fucking NICE!!!
>>674055555
> Five fives
FUCKING CHECKED
>>674057187
He died
>>674057263
It's like when you buy a rotisserie chicken and you pull the skin off.
>>674057187
He stepped on a lego.
Seen the idiot that shot his face off with AK47., He's still very alive, trying to communicate with his bros?
>>674056737
he kept going.
true hero doesnt give a shit
>>674057375
>>>/9fag/
>>674057446
uhh, he pulled them down on purpose.
Anyone see the guy that shot his whole face off with AK then communicates with his buddies?
>>674056685
Thank i was searching for the video one
Finally, I got to see one. Fat boy getting blasted by the pig!
>>674057541
No problem. I've got a lot of rekt so I don't mind dumping
>>674055793
Pints? fucking kill yourself
>>674052653
what the hell is that twitchy thing?! is that his eye or is that his brain trying to squirm out of his skull?
>>674057902
It's the optic muscles that are causing his eye to twitch in synch with what seems to be the remaining beats his heart thumping out
>>674056737
What in the lel....
>>674056869
guy at the end
>FUCK! only 2 out of 3
>>674058171
the fuck
>>674054591
Nice beyblade dude
>>674058354
This is too fucking hilarious. My sides just exploded.
>>674054591
You spin me right round baby right round
>>674058310
"EVERY SECOND IS A BETRAYAL!"
is what I imagine him screaming because he missed the third
>>674055488
How much fucking hair spray do these guys put on? Hair isn't even fucking flammable by itself but theirs burns like napalm.
>>674057894
Don't ever fucking reply to me again.
you can see more at elblogdelnarco
>>674058701
or my son
>>674058473
LET 'EM RIP!
>>674056596
when it heals you still have ugly fucked up toes, congrats
>>674056383
That moment when you realise that you're masochist
>>674052653
Anyone noticed his Puna shirt? kek
>>674055681
Is he OK?
>>674055312
Yeah, raped OP's mom.
>>674058883
>>674055555
quint quints
Hehe
>>674055931
they weren't black...
>>674056383
Mebbie the cameraman farted real loud.
>>674054931
This is overused. You fucking newfag.
>>674059694
Fucking kek'd.
I love these kind of rekts
>>674059982
is this better?
>>674056869
Dads fault. Clearly saw what was coming and started running but he saved himself. Anyone else see it?
>>674059278
yes, he's fine. He'll just walk it off
>>674059982
Hey thats mean
>>674054699
He doesn't need the keys.
>>674053244
is that death grips?
>>674060107
It was mutual I think, because the truck speeds up to get past them and the dad speeds up to miss the truck. It's like when you and a person step the same way like 3 times before you go different ways.
>>674052653
niggers eye reminds me of a frog croaking kek
>>674056737
Well, I surely didn't see that coming
>>674056165
The page where i saw that video is down. sorry
>>674053345
kek just noticed
>>674059841
>Entertaining 'muricans
>>674060547
is that a butthole or vagina?
>>674060547
Omfg
>>674056869
>speed limit of 40
>hits kid with about 70
Yep, that guy got a lot of problems.
>>674060695
>do a barrel roll to avoid all damage
>>674060049
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai8kqC1dttQ
>>674060412
>>674060547
Currently fucking vomiting you cunt
There was a video on liveleak posted here once of what I think was Mexican cartel (they were speaking Spanish at least) executing 3 women by chopping of their heads. Anyone have a link?
>>674056991
did the cat survive?
>>674060885
Like I said, it's a common problem that people have when passing others in a confined space, or taking the risks necessarily to be faster than one another. Carelessness always claims lives and that's no one's fault but the those who act carelessly.
>>674052129
this vid would be
so much better if he
dressed as Scorpion
>>674056120
See you can't even kick me like a boy. And you are going to shoot me?
>>674060412
Orgy in Turkey
>>674055555
wew lad
>>674060885
1. see rekt
2. post rekt
3. bitch about how stupid people are
4. ????
5. profit
Profit being we get to reap the spoils of Dailyleak
can someone post that video of a?
>>674061495
And Reddit and 9gag and ifunny
>>674061698
>video of a?
>>674061320
I don't even... so he goes to break the stick and he hits his head on the table, but he already looks fucked up on his way down. Did something else hit his head before he hit it on the table?
>>674061864
kek
>>674061698
>can someone post that video of a?
>>674061864
a video, not a gif, dumbass
>>674061723
That is a true statement aha
>>674061864
kek'd
>>674061698
of a?
>>674056869
Imbeciles must have magnetic properties.
>>674058171
crack in skull, eye pulses w/breath?
>>674056695
Great, now my willy is rekt.
>>674059847
Poor R2D2
>>674059847
Walk it off
>>674058171
>optic muscles
He was breathing through his eye socket, you muppet.
>>674062317
Hopefully he won't cry now
>>674060547
God fucking damn it . Regret clickin on that one
>>674062632
wtf is this fake?
>>674062439
He won't be able to walk to
>>674057187
Nerve gas
>>674059847
Who the fuck tought this was a good idea?
>>674062150
No, he hung himself autoerotic asphyxiation
>>674062541
No one else provided an answer. Mine was wrong, thanks for the correction, get off my back and start posting shit or shut up
>>674057995
Sauce?
>>674062779
This is rekt not Kim Kardashian
>>674059847
Kind of looks like he died. Why would wiping out kill him if it doesn't kill normal skiiers? I feel confused right now.
>>674062910
Well she obviously, i mean she doesn't have legs anyway
>>674063076
Look like he's kill but not sure
>>674062910
Obviously, he did.
>>674059084
They were ugly to start with... Fuck it...
>>674062779
HMS Barham. Do you even history?
>>674062632
THeir running for their lives jumping in the water trying to swim away
>>674062953
>being this butthurt
>>674059299
i lost
>>674063310
<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lnu9Ly4TnSM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>674063325
Come now brother, don't worry about the way your feet look. When they are healed, do they hurt?
>>674056941
Fucking sandniggers - if anyone did that to them they would be pussy victims and start shooting everyone.
FUCK THEM!
FUCKING KILL ALL SANDNIGGERS!!!!
>>674057369
my dad gave me good advice
>>674054389
This is the initiation to enter the "Topless Blue Shorts" gang.
>>674053694
they didn't ask to be killed fuck off
>>674062863
It's quick thinking like this that saves hundreds of lives each day!
>>674059847
>mom and dad are avid skiing fans
>show them this video
>mom asked: "did he stand up afterwards?"
>mfw
can't make this shit up
>>674059847
he will never walk again
>>674057874
>when you're so self concious about your small penis size that you'd rather let your son get paralyzed than have strangers see your wee-wee
>>674053694
They're only aware of their existance, they are so numb that they can not feel the pain, or even know where they are and what's happening. If the victim is capable to talk, that person won't remember the conversation; the victim is already literally dead.
>>674063774
YOU SHOW YOUR MOM AND DAD REKT THREADS ON /b/?
>>674063498
are you a anyonimous?
>>674054699
When you tip a feminist.
>>674063801
Like he had legs
>>674057729
File name
>>674063968
Just that video on mobile i'm not a complete retard
>>674056737
i keks so fucking hard
>shit i cant do it
>fuck it
>whip the dick out theyll love that move
>>674063658
Well, if you are a Eurofag you have them all over - congrats.
>>674056120
It's just a social experiment bro!
>>674060072
fake
>>674064418
Well it's actually your fucking fault we have them all over, amerifag.
On the other hand you take none of them when they invade our countries - no wonder everyone in EU I know hates amerifats like the plague.
>>674064664
HAH - they have Trump, isn't that punishment enough?
>>674064664
Enjoy, Eurotard.
>>674055488
I see you chose the control ending to mass effect 3
>>674062863
At first I was all like waaaa, but then I was all like nahhhh
Keep up the (funny) rekt
THATS GORE NOT REKT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>674064202
keked
>>674063968
>>674064221
>waiting for my parents to get triggered from someone pulling the trigger
>wait tigger pulled the trigger
>no nO NO NOOOOO N00000
>HE SHOT ME, MOM, DAD, HELP ME PUT THIS ON /b/
>>674062006
Okay, I'm more impressed than anything.
>>674065346
My mom and dad got shot in an alley when I was a young'n, they could've stopped him from shooting them but I guess the most powerful people in Gotham can't handle getting mugged
>>674065504
That's
>top kek
>>674065283
What ?
>>674055555
shittiest post for that epic win.
>>674064751
Trump is the new hitler. He was really popular in Europe too.
>>674063658
Dude, they're doing it to themselves.
>>674065504
The fact that she eats it
>>674060412
just found my new fetisch.
>>674055681
classic degloving
>>674055209
Just kill yourself
>>674065762
Been to Belgium lately?
>>674055793
Pents asshole
This one used to scare the absolute shit out of me until I grew the balls and stared at it for about 5 minutes to desensitize myself.
>>674066449
Stupid inbred tryed to sell the gun he stole
>>674056737
I hate saying this but "You got served!"
>>674066667
Some one make a reverse gif of this :D
>>674065504
Fake, the frames aren't continuous from when the mouse is in her mouth to when she shows here "empty" mouth.
>>674066839
what the fuck did he think would happen???
>>674066448
AUTISM ALERT
>>674066667
Filename fits perfect!
Driving into the city for the first time
>>674066222
checked'
>>674067010
Freed from his wheelchair i dunno
