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This is me for 4chan :P merry xmas
>>659247473
thx
Tits or gtfo
Timestamp in your skin or gtfo
Gtfo or tits
>>659248188
What this faggot said.
Write "slut" in your forehead
What is the timestamp?
Thanks sweetie, we appreciate it in case its really you, so how about a timestamp so we can believe you? also merry xmas
Write time and date on a piece of paper or maybe on your body
>>659248558
Did image search, nothing came up. Did I do something wrong or is she just a really fucking hot /b/tard?
Ok give me 5 min xd
That is christmas spirit
>>659247473
Whore pose
>>659248909
>>659248123
humm, nice hair i like it, and tits too
>>659248864
I dont mind other opinions
>>659249269
>tipping this hard
After demekaup sorry xd
>>659249789
Show ass in panties
>>659249789
Damnnn. Any pics of the cooter?
if thats not a trap i'd hit it
>>659249789
Thanks for the pics :)
merry christmas
also, any chance for pics of your feet and/or soles? :)
Now can you trust me?
>>659250146
shoe on head you impostor
>>659250146
dick is now diamonds. bust it open for a real anon.
>>659247473
you look like you need to pee. just go if you need to, we'll wait.
>>659248558
kek. 9fag detected.
You got my attention.
Awesome
Merry Christmas!
Can we see some pussy?
One thing to do. Break out the sharpies.
>>659250389
/b/ is full of gentlemen
>>659248458
get out
>>659247473
Where in NZ are you?
>>659250146
Merry Christmas OP
>>659249789
thank you to be real.
what do you think about guys with long hair, tattoos and earplugs bigger than 1 inch?
I'd fuck
>>659248123
>>659247473
>>659250146
>>659249789
why are women always so fucking starved for attention? if not everyone constantly jacks off your ego by lying about you being the most amazing being in the galaxy, you instantly whore out and flap your tits around.
now shove a cactus up your ass, or gtfo, fat, ugly whore.
Which country are you from OP?
you look sexy as hell btw
>>659250146
thank you to be real!!
what do you think about guys with long hair, tattoos and earplugs bigger than 1inch?
>>659250900
>confirmedvirginneckbeard.jpg
Ass
Give us another christmas gift
>>659250900
>doubleconfirmedvirginneckbeard.jpg
posting in epic grill
>>659247473
what's the chance to you to be Brazilian and live somewhere near são paulo?
>>659250900
Gtfo, neckbeard.
Bunch of thirsty motherfuckers up in here
I don't understand people's problem with cute girls showing naked pictures of themselves on the internet
>>659251300
Ask yourself, does she fucking look Brazilian?
>>659247473
merry me? also you look like fuckin falco
>>659250146
may I fap to you on kik. balls need draining
Hmmm this is my first post at the 4chan btw... I always just download xd
I dont speak english too much so sometimes i dont know what are you tolking about
Can somebody tell me how to reply to somebody?
>>659247473
Merry Christmas OP
>inb4 triggered
>>659251466
This.
>>659250146
Stuff something in your butt
>>659248558
>>659250389
>>659249153
>>659251108
>>659251190
>samefag
she's not going to fuck you, nor post anything interesting, so just fuck off and stop being her bitchy slave boy.
>>659251466
Brazilians can look like anything mate.. so, that's the why I asked!
>>659251556
Figure it out yourself, you dumb bitch.
>>659248123
>>659249789
>>659250146
Nice, what a cutie.
would kidnap and rape and kill / 10
wouldn't even make your suffer i'd do it quick
>>659251556
don't speak english too much. If it's OP, it's half step to be brazilian.
>>659251491
kek
Where are you from OP?
>>659251643
What a fucking nigger whitenight
>>659250146
i would take you on a nice date to a fancy restaurant. After that i would drive you home and when you reach for the door handle to get out there is a condom strapped across it you try vigorously to escape but the passenger door cannot be unlocked you attempt to flee but you're attempt is futile. From the ashes of my boxer shorts a monster above all titans emerges from my pants crevice gaping watching ...
Im not from brazil
>>659250146
Let's meet up
Are you purposely dressed as the grinch who stole christmas?
>>659252007
>spic
>manlet
>>659251940
Wat
>>659251962
Fuck, I'll need to go to poland them.
need some place to stay.
>>659251788
lol
>>659252007
u dirty cracker probably just took a poop
>>659251935
>not being her bitch
>whitenight
watiswhiteknight.jpg
you're the one protecting and kissing her ass, fagget
>>659250900
Beardneck
You look better nude
>>659252007
WHAT /B/ HAS BECAME
>>659252181
>not kek
Newfag
>>659251788
Confirmed u edgy little cum slut
>>659252222
WHOA QUADS SPEAKS THE TRUTH
>>659252222
Yes I did
OP is gone
There is a dick, and you are all fools for not knowing otherwise
>>659247473
What do you want for Christmas OP?
>>659247473
You look like you have stomach cramps and are about to have a diarrhea explosion in your pants
>>659251962
want to give me your Skype or kik. I got money in it for you. I'll make you a star.
>>659252230
Bruv I fuckin wish.
>>659251643
I just did the first post nigga
i like being a good girls or traps slave though
also i dont give a fuck what you or other will be responding to this post, respond if you like, i wont read it fools
>>659252394
I fucking hope so
Someone better deliver some proof
I'm dying for a wank
>>659247473
Snap or whatsapp?
your green hair matches your eyes, and I want to mate with you.
>>659252007
Faggot chad
>>659247473
Is your bush green too?
>>659251940
you try to fend off the cretin living in my pants but he is enormous. Somehow the passenger door unlocks was it a miracle? maybe a Christmas miracle? NO twas an army of neck beards attacking surely these keyboard warriors could not defeat my erect penis!
>>659252276
/thread
>>659252222
He has spoken
im a female ist and you all need to stop oppressing [insert preferred pronoun] beautiful body with your white cis gender male privilege
>>659252465
>i wont read it fools
Replying to something without reading it
>>659252422
Fuck off, /soc/.
>>659252441
exactly
Oh boy this is a wonderful Christmas gift
>>659252561
>>659252561
i wouldnt care tho, with those tits, hips and face i would fuck her/him
>>659252222
oh shit my 3rd quads today tis the season indeed
Wow. Op is not a faggot. Op should turn this into a rate thread.
Now this is pod racing.
>>659252429
i've got a girl for u.
how much money we talking about?
>>659251962
Could we get a pussy/asshole shot? Would really love to come to a pinklittlebutthole.jpeg right about meow.
>>659251962
How much you charge for blowjobs? American or Euro currency.
>>659252629
they use common sense and nostalgic memorabilia to weaken my gargantuan serpentine. leading my penis to see your true form... desperate... flaccid my penis falls defeated gone nothing but dust in the wind
>>659252007
>dating a disgusting fun-sized spics.
Master race
>>659252355
i'll take u under my wing and together with my quads and ur dubs we can rule the world
>>659252951
show me some pics to see if she is worth it
>>659252944
:0
>>659252944
wuts wrong with them teef
>>659252598
No it isnt
Btw now i know how to reply!
>>659251962
Ok, my sweet kurwa :)
>>659253250
spread
>>659253250
Sweet Jesus I'm diamonds. It's a Christmas miracle.
>>659252007
>>659253111
These guys.
>>659253250
Post-op?
>>659253250
Awesome, thanks! Now the butthole please.
>>659253250
nice!!
about 4k reais Brasil to Poland.. what do you think, should I?
>>659253111
Now we're talking, no manlets allowed. Trips confirm
>>659252007
Sure, babe, you're hot. I live near Adampolska in Warsaw. But I can only meet you this Sunday in the evening. Do you know Restauracja Figaro in the Park Skaryszewski? How about there around 8?
>>659253250
>this new
>no dick
I'm out, faggots
Go fuck your gay females
OP you speak español :0? or wat ?
>>659253250
not that im mad nor anyrhing, but what makes you post on 4chan ? just curious, btw, can you show your hips ? they are beautiful
>>659253250
Interesting fact; I'm getting hard to your pussy and I'm about to lay a yard of dick in my wife thinking about your cunny.
>>659253111
trips but you look like a fuckin keebler elf
>>659253505
lucky bastard...
>>659253111
i was in that faces of /b/ thread, why didn't you save me
>>659253111
>having a gay-off with another fag on 4chan
this thread is just failing harder and harder.
>>659253250
You Pollacks are so poor.
>>659253431
sorry no gays.
>>659247473
Op. Rate please.
>Inb4 faggot
>>659253619
this guys are killing the thread...
they need to female approval are just showing their insecurities.
>>659253765
Faggot
4/12
>>659253250
now fit the biggest thing you can in your pussy.
>>659253765
faggot
>>659253765
don't think she's into dating ghosts
>>659248558
Nice guy detected
How about you use m'lady from now on faggot
>>659253765
11/Autism
>>659247473
How do you like my big black dildos OP?
>>659252691
take ur whore ass back to reddit
can you make a video, fingering? :D
>>659253761
>no gays
>>659252007
>>659253111
well, obviously there are gays.
>>659247473
Do you have a name we can call you op?
merry xmas
>>659253765
I did it for the keks.
>>659253250
be the new queen of /b/
>>659253765
>>659253913
seriously?
>>659253765
uglyfaggot/10
this isn't instagram, you nigger.
>>659253765
where tf are u? y u look like a ghost buster?
>>659253111
>master race
Kill yourself you cancerous faggot
>>659253250
put a cucumber in pussy
Ass please OP
>>659251643
kek doesnt even understand what samefaggin
>samefag
>>659253765
You look like you might be half jew but hate your own race.
Thank you mr snook
Dmn cutie plz bless us wit that ass lol
>>659254084
what? being a little bitch?
>>659254197
plus 1
>>659254152
jelly manlet detected.
>>659253250
Kind of dissapointed. wanted to see some green bush. Green hair, jacket, bush
>>659254084
no, mate, you did it because you're dumb enough to post your face and them post oxygen cylinders as your dildos.
>>659254138
>Ghost Buster.
Work.
>>659254015
merrry xmas
>>659253505
I was bored... Is that hips?
>>659254236
Slither on, snakey baby
Thank mr. Skeltal
Thank you ebola-chan
Bloody Mary
Thank mr. pasta
>>659253250
spread em
>>659254366
is that a taped dick?
>>659254366
omg so sexy
OP please show us your feet and soles, you are a goddess
>>659254366
hot-damn, likin' the hips
>>659253505
because she's a whore. did you really need to ask?
>>659254366
thanks! Can you show your ass too? Nice hips.
>>659252007
Manlet detected
>>659254366
you know I'm falling for you, don't you femanon?
and you're even using Nikon's DSLR for taking your pictures.
you're like the girl I would kidnap and let live in my basement
>>659254366
OP... Please... The butthole.
>>659254366
spread em
>>659254366
nice, and yeah those are hips :p, go for full body shots now, that would be fun for sure haha
hey op pls rate
currently a sous chef at Wendy's making 9.50 /hr. hope to make head chef early next year after training. currently driving a 97 honda odyssey. if you want to get to know each other pls let me know. I am a true gentleman and I'll treat you like a proper lady.
>>659254330
>Oxygen cylinders.
More like it's Christmas eve and I wish I could be doing better shit, then posting my face for reactions.
>>659254366
>bored
If you show you make a poop, i send you 500$
>>659254366
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
>>659254519
was a way to get the fucking hips shot haha
>>659253765
The Gangs of New York casting call called......
Just gotta let you guys know! I have been tested positive for chlymedia in the past lol :3
>>659253945
i will! reddits a fine site you'll meet more classy people in two minutes then you'll meet with an entire lifetime on 4chan you cis scum.
>>659247473
ty sweetie
>>659247473
Merry Christmas OP.
>>659247473
write "merry Christmas Jake" on your tits
OP Please text me on kik @xTehJudas
>>659247473
How many people did you send that to?
>>659254366
full body shot!!
>>659254366
eeewww y tf is it T shaped????
>>659254492
I have to refresh nail polish color but nevermind
>>659254296
First day on 4Chan is far more different than Tumblr isn't it?
>>659252007
>>659253111
>>659253765
These cucks, top kek.
Also, OP stop attention whoring you are triggering me you daddy issues green-died dyke.
Regards,
Your Baltic neighbor
Periscope show?? :D
Hey OP , rate me
>>659254366
>o.6
Do you want to get the /b/ Queen? Because that is how get to you become the /b/ Queen
I'm just bored enough to ask you to rate my FB profile pic.
>>659254746
sure, master of manipulation
>>659254976
can you spread your cunt?
>>659254976
no its perfect! You are so beautiful *__*
Can we have soles maybe?
Hmm... ISIS is confirmed to be targeting theaters showing The Force Awakens?
>>659254236
Slither on, snakey baby
>>659254976
what about a finger inside you, femanon?
>>659254236
Slither on, Snakey baby
pee for us OP
post a gif/webm of you masturbating
>>659254785
dis gotta be b8
>>659254236
Slither on, Snakey Baby
>>659255113
another insecure faggot joins the thread.
>>659255311
CHECK EM
>>659255311
she doesn't know how to reply us, and you you want her to send a WEBM?
>>659255113
you look like a fuckin maguey
>>659255113
Faggot
>>659255383
Saved pic
>>659255383
Haven't even read the thread, I'm just bored.
>>659255011
Sure whatever you say insecure dwarf. Let the women choose and then you'll see what she prefers.
Sharpie in pooper
Why no booty cutie :(( lol
you have snapchat or kik?
OOOH MY GAAWWDD.....OH MY FUCKING GAAAWWWWD
>>659255113
FB pic??
Hi im new, how do I make my own chat?
MOAR!
>>659247473
I think thread is dead and without finger inside... that's sad.. merry satan day my lovely pl girl
>>659254976
pee in a glass op
goodbye thread
>>659256038
press [start a new thread]
>>659254976
You still here? Do you like anal? Show ass please!
>>659256038
Blowing yourself
>>659252007
YOU FUCKING MANLET FAGGOT SPIC
>>659253111
>>659254084
>>659255113
SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU FUCKING INSECURE SPIC! YOU RUINED THE THREAD AND OP ISN'T POSTING AS MUCH! FUCK SPICS GTFO OUT NOOOOW!
glad i didn't abandon. got like 4 new pics of OC.
>>659255172
Slither on, snakey baby
>>659255113
do you live in 864?
Btw im not a whore or something... I dont wanna money i dont wanna anything, i just like to be wached when im naked
>>659250146
Merry Christmas, OP!
>>659256392
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!!
>>659247473
Butthole or GTFO you attention grabbing cumslut
>>659256377
You were saying?
>>659256503
>>659256487
Not even close.
>>659247473
Make a kik group and invite people
>>659256503
cute, bend over
>>659256503
Write "JOE!" on your chest
Vid of that booty bouncing
>>659256503
create a throwaway snap chat, keep us all in the loop and thristy
>>659256503
dat ass
Show butthole OP
>>659256503
I think I love you ahaha :)
You are soo beautiful!
>>659256503
I still see no pussy, spread out
>>659256503
And we like watching. Thanks, OP.
op can you give me your address? not gonna tie you up and rape you then torture you to death i swear
>>659255031
heheheh
>>659254236
Slither on, Snakey Baby
>>659256503
>>659256773
Best christmas gift so far, thanks OP, keep going
>>659256503
So, spread your ass my dear
>>659256503
attention is a form of emotional currency. whore.
>>659256824
>>659256503
And I like to fap, so we have a metal agreement. Could you finger your pussy for us? All of us are watching
>>659256503
Even with guys in their 30's beating their meat to your body?
>>659256503
Dam girl, id put some bbq sauce on those buns and eat the shit outta them. What a fine ass bitch.
>>659247473
Did you dick in the asshole ever? Going blow full cums of your titboob.
>>659256503
>>659256767
I just dont understand ;_;
>>659256763
You absolute fucking virgin, you. Go fuck yourself. Merry Christmas!
>>659257239
Better, but sit and spread the legs, if you would please
>>659257239
wanna fuck
>>659256688
This
>>659257239
Put something in your pussy.
>>659251935
Weeb confirmed
>>659257239
girl you gotta post sharpie in pooper
>>659257239
magnificent
>>659257239
Can you squeeze your asscheeck harder? I need visual confirmation on how soft your asscheeks are
>659257239
Sharpie in pooper, immediately
>>659257239
keep this up OP! MOAR! *settles down* Finger yourself.
>>659257239
>>659257239
btw, do you have kik ?
>>659257239
Spread that fucking pussy bitch, i wanna see a close up. Hurry up i dont got all fucking day.
do u like maths
>>659257239
Got any video clips of you having sex or masturbating?
>>659257100
ameritard detected.Who else would care?
>>659257282
well i am 14 so its ok to be a virgin
>>659256503
i can do that
>>659257239
do you like meth
>>659257580
MODS ban this fag
>>659257468
>being this cringe
>>659257508
have her do snapchat its easier for us all
>>659257580
OOOOH ITT ACCIDENTAL PEDOS HAHA SUCK IT NIGGERS! PREP THE VANS MOTHERFUCKER!
>>659257662
>being this hard
nothing else matters anon. The dick is in control now.
Ass over back shot plox
>>659257658
like it would keep me away for good...
>>659257580
sames i dunno why people call everyone virgins when we're all so young :p
stumbled on a bgrill delivering
>>659257723
I think you must be retarded
>please treat this one with respect, he doesn't know any better
>>659257597
I love Grim Fandango
>>659257723
I rather be an accidental pedo than a nigger and a faggot like you
Spread pussy
>>659257953
>tfw you suddenly remember Glottis
OP, I would love to see more of you,
Also, will you be making more posts like these in the future? I dont want to miss them
>>659255816
Kek
>>659257239
Your ass is fucking beautiful
>>659258279
Fuck off. Holy fuck.
>>659257239
Full frontal
>>659258203
haha this fat ass pig
>>659257239
MOAR
I don't normally flatter girls that post on /b/ but damn she's pretty cute.
Ha ha you all saw me dick that makes you a gaybo
>>659258529
Gtfo fgt
