Why don't girls like me?

Please dont be bait

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Should I try to be more alpha like John?

>>16603174
I think you are cute
Im a male tho so it doenst matter, faggot

because you like tacos and make lame jokes

>>16603174
The only thing your profile seems to indicate about you is a bit of a penchant for mildly sexist humor. As the only impression they get of you, it's not doing you any favors. Fill out the rest of your profile, and that should lessen the impact.

>>16603174
Because you're a chubby baby-face with a neckbeard and 3/10 looks at best. You can make those kind of "jokes" if you're hot. You are incredibly far from hot.

I can't tell if this is a troll or not.

fuck off
>>>/b/

You have potential, just lose the scruff and the shitty jokes. Go to the gym too. Also, if you were hoping the dog would get you girls, you thought wrong

>>16603174

how is this not bait at the very least and a beta cringe thread at the very most?

this profile has got to be a joke

thats a cute dog