Why are they sleeping naked together?
>>135326244
You must be 18 to post here
It's what siblings do
>>135326244
I don't know what's allowed on this board anymore.
>>135326244
Araragi-kun, where are you?
no one sleeps with clothes on, itd be fucking uncomftorable
and 1 of them was sick so other kept company
>>135326244
I miss Karen's long hair.
>>135326472
>no one sleeps with clothes on, itd be fucking uncomftorable
Say what, faggot?
>>135326244
>he doesn't sleep naked with his sisters
>>135326244
BEST SISTERS
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>>135326556
I meant irl. anime isnt realistic.
>>135326556
Crab is so lucky. She gets to fuck Araragi and Cat whenever she wants. Cat is probably so soft and comfortable.
>>135326739
>tfw Crab sleeps with Cat only because it turns her on knowing how jealous Araragi would be.
>>135326795
Keep your cuck fetishes out of /a/ please.
>>135326739
she can fuck cat, bat, monkey, araragi/ougi and probably karen if she decided to talk her into it, whenever she wants*
>>135326795
I don't think that's the only reason.
Shaft is still proud of their tooth brushing scene.
>>135326982
I would be too, it's a masterpiece.
>>135326862
Oh god, don't take it the wrong way, I wasn't saying it like it was hot. It was more of a negative comment on Crab than anything, I guess.
>>135326884
I don't like this either. Nobody in this show, male or female, belongs with Cat.
>>135326982
its the most erotic scene in anime, they should be proud
>>135326244
Boners??? I don't know if there's a legitamely reason to sleep naked while holding your sister, sounds comfy, being honest.
>>135327035
Agreed. I'm neither into siscon nor tooth brushing, and didn't feel much for Karen before that, but never has anything in a "clean" anime put me so high on the Mohs Scale as that scene.
>>135327042
>Oh god, don't take it the wrong way, I wasn't saying it like it was hot. It was more of a negative comment on Crab than anything, I guess.
You are clearly wrong if you think that way.
Crab and Cat are good friends. Don't put some rivalry between them.
Only monkey is allowed to sleep naked.
This is RURU.
>>135327287
I wanna spank the monkey
>>135326244
I've read somewhere that sleeping naked is actually healthier.
>>135327230
Sorry, my opinion of Crab isn't that high. I'll believe that Cat believes that they're good friends, but I don't think for a moment that Crab does anything without ulterior motives, and I also don't think that she's just into girls either.
And as for Cat, as sharp as she can be about many things, I think her own personal relationships are her blind spot.
>>135327410
do people actually sleep voluntarily with clothes on?
>>135327529
ever heard of "pajamas" ?
>>135327529
How would you even sleep involuntarily naked?
>>135327424
You are clearly just bringing shit up out of nowhere and fanwanking at this point.
They are good friends and Crab is helping her without any hidden motives.
That's what friends do when someone is in danger or just in a tough situation.
I strongly dislike any implied rivalry between them but you are free to have your own opinion.
>>135326244
Why doesn't he have pubes?
>>135327410
>I've read somewhere that sleeping naked is actually healthier.I sleep with my tshirt because I don't feel warm with +21c at home.
I want to see reverse tooth brushing scene with Shinobu.
>>135327529
boxers and t-shirt here.
I can't sleep naked, when I try I always start fantasizing about being in bed with my waifu and then can't get to sleep.
>>135327743
feeling warm is bad for getting sleep
>>135327815
itll pass after you do it for a while
I usually sleep fully clothed. Even shoes. And I don't turn off any lights. Amd the tv is left on.
>He doesn't sleep naked with their sibling.
How much of a casual can you be, Anon?
>>135327681
You're probably right. I just don't like Crab much and have a soft spot for Cat, so maybe I'm just projecting.
I believe that they're friends, and that Hitagi is helping Hanekawa for the right reasons, but I don't believe that at least a little bit of her glee in groping Cat up in the shower and burying her face in Cat's tits in bed wasn't the result of knowing how much her boyfriend would like to do the same things.
>>135327885
>itll pass after you do it for a while
I don't feel comfortable sleeping unless my balls are "reigned in" in some way. Otherwise they just flop around the place and get squished by my thighs.
I sleep in just boxers all year around.
>>135327946
I sleep with only my underwear on, under the blankets, room has to be perfectly pitch dark or close. No sounds and only the white noise of the fan is acceptable.
>>135328056
This, and schlong too. I even have trouble sleeping in normal boxers when I run out of clean boxer briefs, keep constantly having to readjust my junk.
>>135328056
>I sleep in just boxers all year around.
I would too, but it's honestly too cold during winter.Do people actually sleep naked?
>>135328368
>>135328056
Guys are so hopeless.
>>135328264
Pretty goodStill missing a naked imouto
>>135328264
Ah, a man of good taste. I actually sleep with earplugs ever since I had the misfortune of living with a particularly loud housemate for a year. Now I struggle to sleep without them.
>>135328436
I tried sleeping naked during a particularly hot summer once, but I just couldn't hack it. The dick and balls are the biggest problem. You gotta have something to hold them in place or they just become a floppy, sweaty nuisance.
>>135328436
>I would too, but it's honestly too cold during winter.
>Do people actually sleep naked?
You know that you can get a good blanket that would save your heat?
>>135328537
>tfw you will never use hanekawas massive chest for a pillow
>>135326982
I showed it to some friends who are animators. They were close to having the normalfag reaction of wanting to reject the icky incest but couldn't hate it because they were so impressed with the animation and directing.
>>135328537
I've got a good blanket, the only issue is that I have to make the decision to whether to have some of my chest out, or my feet. I can't help being tall, senpai.
>>135328368
Yeah, boxer briefs are a godsend for sleeping in.
>>135328537
>You know that you can get a good blanket that would save your heat?
Fucking witchcraft!
>>135327230
Curiously, in the novels, how extensively is this scene articulated?
Which one are you, /a/?
>>135329006
All of these in the same night.
>>135326244
Because SHAFT likes to pander to its horny teenage manchild audience.Purple girl is a qt
>>135329006
Mix of starfish, yearner and foetus.
>>135329006
Starting with 4-5 but I'm doing pretty much everything anyway.
>>135328599
/a/ has a fierce habit of making me suicidal.
>>135329006
A cross between the Foetus and the Yearner.
>>135326244
Because the smelly neckbeards who watch this show like that kind of stuff.
>>135329006
Yearner, but with a dakimakura to put my arms around.
>>135329006
those "personality types" are biggest bs ever
>>135326244
it was summer during nise. it was probably hot
>>135326634
Speak for yourself.
>>135329006
Soldier
I've never had sleep paralysis
>>135326982
The face is so emotive
Its top tier animation, the back ground music was perfect too
>>135329130
>>135329073
shameless samefaggotry
>>135329164
>it was summer during nise. it was probably hot
If it's hot they'll get covered in sweat.
>>135328691
i need some context for this
>>135329295
No you don't.
>>135329006
All of them.
How did Araragi avoid mirrors in school after Tsuki? I suppose PE class might be an issue with the mirrors when the boys are changing in the bathroom
>>135329410
>I suppose PE class might be an issue with the mirrors when the boys are changing in the bathroom
I don't think my high school had any functioning mirrors in the boys' dressing room.
>>135328691
I need sauce
>>135329006
Foetus all the time
>>135327529
Pajamas are comfy man
>>135329225
>kissless virgin triggered
It has some cute and sexy girls at least.
>>135327533
Kill yourself.
>>135327529
>sleeping naked
>anus rubbing anal juice all over your bed
Fucking disgusting. Keep your pee inside jars too?
>>135326472
I sleep in jeans and a T-shirt every night.
>>135329703
>Jeans
That doesn't seem very comfortable.
>>135329006
I can't sleep on a pillow, so I usually end up just hugging it for whatever reason, maybe I should just buy a daki.
>>135329587
>wearing the sleeping jew
>>135329727
And I live in an area where it's 26C/78F outside at night.
I don't feel secure without clothing on my body.
>>135329670
you thinking that might be an issue makes you sound fucking disgusting
>>135329778
But why jeans?
>>135329670
It's customary to clean one's anus, anon.
>>135329781
>blaming me for your disgusting habits
Don't try to weasel your way out nerd.
>>135329778
Fair enough, senpai. If that's what helps you go to sleep, by all means.
>>135329774
I can't sleep without them.
It's beyond a preference, It's a way of life.
>>135326244
Is this yuri or /ss/? I literally can't tell.
>>135329819
I suppose I could wear other clothing, but I primarily wear jeans anyways. I have worn khaki pants to sleep as well, those work fine too.
While I am male I feel like a slut with my legs exposed, so I don't really own shorter clothing.
>>135329842
kinda like getting a good pc after playing on a console or having sex with a black man
once you start sleeping naked you dont go back
>>135329884
Just buy a pair of sweatpants.
But nobody must ever see you wear them.
>>135329889
>or having sex with a black man
U wot?
>
>>135329889
What if someone brakes into my house while I'm sleeping naked?
At least if I have pajamas on I can attack them without my wang flying about.
>>135329889
>whoring yourself out to nignogs
Damn, couldn't get a rich old white man to pay for your boipussy?
>>135326982
They're not the only one
>>135329963
>not wanting to fight intruders with your cock out
>>135329963
>americans and their nigger murdering fantasies
>>135329889
Why must it be all or nothing? Just wear boxers and be done with it.
>>135330050
>intruders see your little cock and leave laughing
>>135330080
>Yuropoors expecting Americans to act just like them
>>135330050
>not fighting intruders with your cock
>>135326244
Who are these cute girls? It's rare to see pure girl love in anime these days.
>>135330127
Yeah, I don't really get the idea of stripping naked just to sleep.
>>135330197
>being this fucking new
>talking about anime these days
This better be bait.
>>135330127
I sleep with boxers. I find that sometime during the night they tend to come off.
>>135329006
Foetus Soldier
>>135329006
Fetus, but I think that may be because I spend most of my time seated and I've fucked up my spine.
>>135330250
I'm not edgy or deep enough to watch monogatarfsfidfsdf. I just want to know who those 2 cute girls in the OP are.
>>135330262
>I find that sometime during the night they tend to come off.
I don't want to alarm you, anon, but there may be a boogeyman or possibly boogeymen, living under your bed.
Now maybe I'm making this picture up, but I remember seeing a picture similar to this but with the roles reversed and with Kiss-Shot. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
>>135330127
I keep trying to read your comment and see what it says, but then I look at the picture and start thinking about Ononoki sleeping naked again.
>>135330262
>>135330385
It's just a lewd ghost who wants to have sex with him, but is too shy to.
>>135326244
Dide they fug
>>135330422
Fucking lewd ghosts. I can't afford to keep buying new boxers every week!
>>135330444
Girls can't fuck other girls, anon.
>>135329670
you must have a pretty loose asshole anon.
>>135330383
>Monogatari
>edgy
>deep
You realize that 99% of the reason anybody watches this series is for the girls, right?
If OP's pic interests you, you'll probably enjoy the series.
>>135329006
I always choke whenever I try to sleep in the Soldier position
>>135330385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYzSHynBeh4
>>135330495
>You realize that 99% of the reason anybody watches this series is for the girls, right?
Wait...there is a reason to watch this show other than the female characters and Araragi's interactions with them?
What if this was the art style?
>>135330495
And here I thought it was some artsy pseudo-intellectual series. Am I thinking of something else?
>>135330495
I'm pretty sure that's what he was insinuating. I've seen some autists arguing that the story is philosophically deep.
>>135330572
It's both
>>135330554
This one works for me.
>>135329130
>neckbeards
>>135330554
1 test ep of bakemonogatari with that style and show would be cancelled never to be heard from again
>>135330609
if it went from sexy art to that art style it would have been fun.
>>135330688
no bat as the pink girl, blunder of the century
>>135330688
Why is snake madoka?
>>135330553
I figured if I didn't say the 99%, somebody would come and argue with me about it.
Actually, I have a friend who is a graphic designer and watched it because he likes SHAFT's style, but I think he lost interest after the first season ended and the animation got much less out there, so I guess there's one.
>>135330572
It's only 'artsy' because SHAFT, and there's only a thin veneer of 'intellectual' on top of it.
Being charitable, it's not really a series that's particularly intellectual on the surface, but it's got some interesting subtexts that lead to surprisingly deep discussion on /a/ once in a while.
Honestly, though, the most intellectual most of us get about Monogatari is when trying to analyze things in an attempt to support our arguments for who best girl is.
>>135330775
Because she became a goddess.
>>135329006
Can't sleep unless I'm in the freefaller position.
>>135329006
I wake up with hand prints on my arms I assume I fold them in the night when I'm sleeping.
It wouldn't be too bad but I don't even dream about being hugged.
>>135330738
>the pink girl
>>135330790
Nothing is really intellectual on the surface, so I don't understand that argument. People try to find meanings in places where there are none (Madoka fans are extremely guilty of this), but I thought the Monogatari series was something that was supposed to be all smart and shit. Maybe people were just exaggerating.
>>135330554
Woah, Yoshikawa did an illustration for Monogatari?
Man, I need to actually sit through the credits and see the end cards sometimes.
I love Yoshikawa's work. I kept being in proximity to her at Anime Expo last year (we were both in the same hotel and I kept running into her at the smoking area outside) and it was only my lack of confidence in my Japanese ability that kept me from going full otaku on her.
>>135330984
I was pretty disappointed that I missed her panel. Her stuff is more popular than I had thought.
>>135330688
araragi should be madoka
>>135330968
Some shows are absolutely overflowing with pseudo-intellectual or symbolic nonsense (Eva is a prime culprit for the latter), or just try way too hard to seem cerebral or whatever. Type-Moon's works tend to be bad about this kind of thing, too.
Monogatari knows what it is, and doesn't try too hard to hide it. It's basically porn for guys who are as into characters' personalities as they are into their bodies, with a healthy dose of traditional lewds to go with it.
>>135331349
shame nipples or genitalia dont exist in monogatari universe
>>135331349
>It's basically porn for guys who are as into characters' personalities as they are into their bodies
That pretty much sums up Eva, except Eva goes more into human psychology. I wouldn't say Eva is psuedo-intellectual nonsense at all, it just makes dumb people feel smarter.
>>135331432
>it just makes dumb people feel smarter.
That's basically what pseudo-intellectual stuff does, though.
>>135331349
>It's basically porn for guys who are as into characters' personalities as they are into their bodies, with a healthy dose of traditional lewds to go with it.
Yep, that sounds about right.
>>135331403
>shame nipples or genitalia dont exist in monogatari universe
Gotta be streamlined for extra speed.
>>135331432
The big difference between Eva and Monogatari is that Eva focuses mostly on the negative aspects of personality, while Monogatari focuses much more on the likable, positive aspects of its characters.
I was speaking more of all the half-understood freshman psych-class namedropping and the pseudo-religious imagery that neckbeards have been arguing about for the past 20 years despite the creators saying a billion times that they just thought it looked cool.
>>135331403
I'm glad they don't, though, because if they did it'd be an obscure late-night ecchi series or a hentai and we wouldn't have 9 million series and movies to enjoy, not to mention the mountains of fanart, doujins, and merchandise.
>>135328537
>do people honestly sleep naked
For the year I lived with my ex, yes.
I had to be naked for her to be naked, and her body was so perfect I couldn't see enough of it in my lifetime.
>perfect smooth skin
>slender frame
>long legs
>delicate hands and feet
>a face that a lot of models would be jealous of
>perfect perky tits
>even more perfect nipples that left me pretty much walking around with a 24/7 hard-on
Then I broke up with her because of my insecurities and resulting major depression that was physically killing me despite being in the best shape of my life (minor league athlete tier) just a year prior.
>>135331581
>fucking normalfaggotry
>>135331563
japan isnt insane with nudity like america?
does showing nipples have much of an effect really
>>135331504
>the pseudo-religious imagery that neckbeards have been arguing about for the past 20 years despite the creators saying a billion times that they just thought it looked cool.
Pretty much all the dedicated Eva fans know this and accept it, but there is plenty of other shit to discuss besides the religious symbolism.
>>135331681
America is way less strict on nudity. The only place where Japan beats America is underage lewdness or lewdness in shows meant for children
>>135331671
She had the type of body in 3d that the 2d can only portray abstractly to get faggots like yourself excited.
I literally threw away the best thing that could ever possibly have existed in my life.
Cartoons are a very poor substitute.
>>135331581
Cool dream dude.
>>135326244
Probably because it's hot.
>>135331779
>3D
>ever
>>135331785
I still check up on her periodically to make sure it wasn't a dream.
I do in fact have nightmares about it regularly and consider suicide daily.
If you don't put a shotgun in your mouth with your finger on the trigger first thing in the morning, how can you really know that you want to keep living?
>>135331931
Where do I subscribe to your blog anon?
>>135332103
The obituary section of the local paper.
Thank you for your interest.
>>135331186
Araragi is basically a male version of Haruhi at the end of the series.
>>135332351good riddance
>>135330144
>cock in eye socket
>>135332642
The best hole.
>>135332642
reminded me of
http://exhentai.org/s/4bd4e2041e/412326-25
>>135326244
Why aren't they under the sheets? They will catch a cold like that.
>>135332874
>japan
>sheets
>>135329006
Mix of Soldier and Starfish. Usually kind of tilted to the left or right.
If I sleep on my sides, my arms hurt like fuck.
>>135326472
>>135326634
I hope you wash your bedsheets very often
>>135334259
>not sleeping nude
>>135334608
>stewing in your fecal spray
>>135334636
I shower in the evening, right before bed. I'm at my cleanest when I climb into the sheets.
And also if you're still shitting the bed you should wear diapers, man. That's not normal.
>>135334636
> intentionally lowering your sperm count
Wew lad.
>>135334709
>wanting children
Please, I can barely afford my hobbies
For warmth.
>>135331581
No one cares about your shit 3DPD whore.
>>135326982
Though, it really isn't complete without those moans and gasps.
>>135330553
Yes, there's Kaiki.
>>135331581
Man, I know exactly what it's like and I empathize, but bringing 3D woman woes to /a/ never ends well.
>>135329006
The Foetus. I kind of used to sleep like a cat too.
>>135334667
being clean has nothing to do with it. there will always be more fecal matter on your bed if you sleep naked
>>135331349
>>135331432
So what exactly is an "intelectual" anime for you people? I mean, I'm on 4chan, I know nobody ever supports anything here because they're afraid they're gonna get laughed at, so they -cautiously- say they like something (but just a bit, not really, maybe), but come on, you can be honest with me. Eva had good tones and, if you're willing to look, some deep subthemes about relationships and psicology. Monogatari has these various arcs about a problem some niche part of society faces and they go whole episodes, whole seasons digging on the matter. What part of this is "pseudo"? Is anything not straight up Carl Jung "fake"?
This is the same as the people who say some anime is "pretentious" ou "takes itself too seriously". I know this is tangential to what I spoke earlier, but what the fuck does this even means past shitposting? I know SOMEBODY must actually think an anime is "too pretentious" and they're not being ironic. I just don't understand, really. It's as if anything that leaves the "battle tourneament /moe SOL/gag anime" formula gets the "wow, trying to hard there buddy" treatment.
>>135334921
Not even the best male exorcist.
>>135335158
K-On
>>135329006
Yearner, hugging my pillow (not a waifu pillow, sadly)
>>135335169
Ah man, I haven't seen him in forever so I forgot.
Can't wait to see him next month.
>>135335158
>trying to discuss deeper meaning in media in a place which made "DEEP" a literal meme
>>135335219
I don't do that and have never seen someone do it for some reason. I absolutely always sleep like foetus but a little higher and often put part of my sheets between my legs. The cold air on the corresponding knee feels good.
>>135335134
Just because you shit yourself doesn't mean everybody does.
>>135335485
You faggot. There's fecal matter in the seat you're currently sitting right now and there's nothing you can do to change that. If you're naked there's obviously going to be more no matter how clean your butthole is.
>>135329884
>>135329778
>>135329703
I sleep ass naked every night, the only time I truly feel comfortable.
You know, having the urge to conceal your body is a natural desire for people that hate themselves. You feel the urge to conceal your body because you want to conceal your shame with who you are. I bet you were a jacket all the time too.
Just stop bruh. A change in clothes can lead to a change in attitude which can lead to a change in your life.
>>135335881
"jacket"?
>>135335812
If there's constantly shit in your ass and all over your shorts anyway, why give a fuck if there might be 1 or 2 extra microscopic flecks of it your sheets?
This isn't logic territory you're in right now bro, this is feeble justification for being a paranoid schizophrenic germophobe.
>>135335881
I'm just cold all the time man. It's rough being a black man out of the south. You ever seen a black take his socks off? And yea, I do have a decent comforter, but it's still not comfy enough.
>>135336026
Just become white.
>>135335973
I wasn't trying to sound like a paranoid schizophrenic germophobe. I was just telling that anon to man the fuck up and embrace his fecal matter because he sounded like taking a shower and cleaning your butthole every night would somehow make his sheet exempt from it
>>135335257
>What's up with that energetic grin, anon? Did something good happen?
Come on, you bastards.
>>135327230
So who won the fight?
>>135330688
But mayoi IS QB
>>135336175
Nice, you just voided your original reply. Therefore microscopic particles of shit are not a valid argument against sleeping naked.
>>135326472
I sleep in shorts,boxer briefs, & t-shit.
Nothing feels better than your shorts cusping and grasping around your thick, juicy thigh.
I squat, by the way.
>>135329006
What position is this?
I wish monogatari had some gay stuff. Arargi is arresting.
>>135329006
Mix of log, yearner and foetus
>>135326982
I hated Nise, but I'm rewatching this scene. You are an evil person anon
>>135329006
Foetus with 3 pillows (one for my head, one between my arms, and one between my thighs). Only way I can sleep comfortably.
>>135326244
What episode?
>>135329670
>not having a /fit/, tight asshole
Don't forget to do your Kegels, anon
>>135326982
I would be proud too, and am, for Shaft on that scene.
>>135326244
Wait, sleeping naked with your sister isn't a common thing?
What the fuck.
>>135329006
Alone: Fetus
Not alone: the soldier.
>>135327529
I sleep in just my underwear.
Though, sometimes if it's cold or I'm incredibly drunk, I just go to bed with everything on. Then I wake up sweating in the middle of the night, take off my clothes and go back to sleep.
Why are the girls in this show all weird and muscular looking? Is it so hard to understand that girls look better when they're depicted as being soft and fleshy rather than hard and sinewy?
I want to sleep naked with Anonymous!
>>135329006
Freefaller, but with a laptop keyboard instead of a pillow
>>135330502
Do you have Sleep Apnea?
Why doesn't /a/ wear pajamas ? I think they are cute.
>>135326244
because the show lacks any substance and requires high amounts of fan service to keep the audience's attention
>Nobody else wears a dress shirt with a tshirt underneath it and unzipped suit pants while sleeping
Am I the only person in the world who think that they're super comfortable?
Because it sometimes seems like I am.
>>135329006
i wake up everyday to a different jojo pose
>>135327529
My body is gross I don't like to see it
>>135326634
What?
>>135329468
Ours were always smashed, I know that much.
>>135327230
Dick muh: Status
>>135327287
I wanna press my face into monkeys modestly sized breasts
Screw DFC, Screw cowtits
I just want them to be proportionate
>>135329006
The soldier
>>135345408
How the fuck have we not gotten Naked Apron Kanbaru yet? We even have a perfectly referential apron to use.
>>135326982
>兄ヒヤン、イイヨ…
I'm glad they are at least aware they're making porn.
>>135327529
does dis nigga even have an bed sheet under his comforter/duvet
>>135345408
does monkey love the cock
>>135346743
Everyone does anon.
>>135345726
That apron doesn't cover her crotch anon. It would ruin the point of the naked apron.
>>135337674
This but I face left.
>>135328537
> you will never sleep with your head between two huge boobs
>>135342150
>Why are the girls in this show all weird and muscular looking?
I believe the word you're looking for is "toned".
Weirdly, Hanekawa is only toned in Cat mode. Otherwise she's portrayed as soft.
>>135344424
Are you expecting to be roused from your slumber for some black tie dinner every night, anon?
>>135346287
>can't handle a joke
>>135345408
>I just want them to be proportionate
Crab's are quite proportionate as well. Actually, now that I think of it, very few of the gatari girls have disproportionately sized breasts.
>>135349197
No.
It's just comfy as fuck.
>>135326244
What? I've always slept naked together with my sister.
My sister hated me ;_;
>>135330688
>crab travelling back in time to save snake
Seems legit.
>>135350114
>monkey getting corrupted over her fanatical sense of justice
I don't see that happening
>coming back for snail
That I can see
>>135345408
>ponytail monkey
>>135346743
Not everyone has your tastes anon.
>>135326244
Their clothes are in the washing machine
>sleeping with your sister
I don't want THIS to happen.
It's dangerous to sleep with your sisters.
>>135350960
>I don't want THIS to happen.
Why wouldn't you want that?
>>135350960
Dude I just fapped to 40010's doujin, don't do this to me.
>>135327529
I do. Jeans are super comfy.
>>135329670
Pretty sure your anus isn't supposed to leak anon, you mighty want to get that checked
>>135326244
Normal family bonding
>>135351043
I am afraid that I will need some more examples, just to be sure...
>>135351150
what constitutes abnormal family bonding?
>>135346743
No one can resist the cock.
>>135329006
Somewhere in between freefaller and yearner. I'm most comfortable sleeping with my lower half of my body facing down and my upper half twisted sideways with a pillow held. It's probably not doing anything good to my posture.
>>135352507
anal sex
does anyone have the picture of araragi, hanekawa, senjy, and Kanbaru all holding each others hand?
It had Araragi holding Hanekawa and Senjy by the hips
Hanekawa and Senjy holding hands behind his back
and Senjy and kanbaru holding hands.
>>135326982
I'm probably the only one who's not crazy over this scene.
>>135355469
This one?
>>135355601
thank you my based anon
>>135334839
One of the hands close ups look rotoscoped. The toothbrush looks 3D as well in a few shots. The whole scene looks completely retarded with all that over-acting and stupid reactions, why is /a/ all over this exactly?
>>135326244
because that's how perfectly normal sibling relationship is like
>>135326472
I have a hard time sleeping without clothes actually, and it has to be long pants and shirt, otherwise its unconfortable for me, even shorts are.I'm just sensitive to touch, having my blankets touching my legs skin just make me incredibly aware and annoyed at this fact.
Some asshole literally keeps thread rescuing this. It's like /a/'s head will explode if it lets a precious Monogatari thread die before hitting the bump limit
>>135355846
forgot pic
>>135356023
>Some asshole literally keeps thread rescuing this. It's like /a/'s head will explode if it lets a precious Monogatari thread die before hitting the bump limit
Why do you care?
>>135355634
The joke is how ridiculous it is.
>>135329006
Freefaller.
Sleeping on my back gives me sleep paralysis something fierce.
>wake up with a worm on my stomach
HAHA, NEVER AGAIN
>>135356023
It's so we don't keep making new threads so faggot like you wont bitch about it.
But jokes on us, you bitch anyway.
>>135356465
Yes
>>135356519
how would the series change if araragi treated the other girls just like he treats his sisters?
>>135326244
Why not?
>>135326982
First time I ever had to fap while watching a show on a first run.
>>135329006
Start out Soldier, then about 15 min later Yearner into inevitable Foetus
>>135356783
Hitagi would kill him.
>>135356830
>>135356903
>>135357035
Did you really need to use your tripcode for those 3 posts in a row?
>>135327529
I do because my sister won't stop coming to my room at night and it'd be uncomfortable if we were both naked
She keeps saying it's ok to sleep naked and that I should try it but I know she's just being silly
>>135356783
Hentai.
>>135356199
my sister used to do that too.
>>135335881
Fuck off normalfag.
>>135350266
>monkey ogling herself
weirdly hot
>>135359278
monkey reading a book is weirdly hot
is there anything she does that isnt hot?
>>135359677
She once lost a race to Kaiki.
That was adorable, not hot.
>>135359786
well I would've post webm with monkey whimpering but this site doesnt allow it, praise moot.
>>135359903
That's what I'm talking about. Monkey was adorable there, not hot.
>>135359939
arent crying girls extremely strong boner inducers?
>>135359966
For some people.
It kills boners in others.
>>135359966
forma1.webm
Makes me limp.
>>135361062
how low can your standards be?
Is this thread still about shit?
>>135352507
Procreation.
>>135361112
>/a/
>Liking 3DPD
>>135361810
That's pretty low, man. But yeah, at least it's not 3D low.
>>135356199
I'll take it their parents are Sora and Haru.
>>135358592
Perform oral sex to you?
>>135361810
she's not 3dpd
>>135361810
>>135362199
Fucking normies.
>>135361810
>>135362199
Fucking normies.
>>135329006
>Yearner
>suspicious
Yeah, thanks.
>>135361112
>how low can your standards be?
What do you mean?
>>135362432
shit quality pic
>>135362703
Explain why.
It looks good to me.
>>135362176
She wasn't my real sister
>>135326244
BD fixed version.
>>135329006
Having a Daki in between your legs is the best way to sleep.
>>135363951
any idea why shaft doesnt add nipples in BD releases?
>>135356199
what a fag
The real question is why YOU aren't sleeping naked together with your sister.
>>135365272
I'd rather sleep naked with Shinobu.
>>135365324
so a shinody materializes next to you with her 10y old body and asks you to strip naked and go to bed with her, you would do it?
>>135365442
Not sure if I'll be able to sleep but I'll for sure "do it". I will do it hard.
>>135365442
No, I'm holding out for monkey.
>>135365543
hard is a proper word for it
>>135364466
Maybe Kodansha or Aniplex requires they not do so for commercial reasons?
>>135326472
Am I the only one here who sleeps only in boxers? You're all fucking weird for sleeping without/with clothes on.
>>135326244
Because SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT
>>135326472
>and 1 of them was sick
tbqh onii-senpaitachi, skin on skin contact is supposed to be good for people with colds because the healthy person's body temperature helps regulate the sick person's
>>135326862
>Crab coming across as an overbearing, neurotic, insensitive autist with weird body language in the episodes told from Cat's point of view
Based Shaft.
>>135365442
um, is this a real question? of course i fucking would you... you... what do i even call you
>>135365641
maybe but wouldnt it boost their revenue trough the sales?
>>135365324
Only sleep?
>>135365641
>>135366014
It could potentially reduce revenue because the Tokyo FCC might put age restrictions on purchases of the BDs. Outlines of female figures are kosher but anatomical correctness is a no-no.
Same reason vaginas and bodily fluids are censored in their porn: Japan is fucking batshit.
>>135366280
I was under assumption that BDs are almost always age restricted since people that buy those are people with money, not teens.
>>135329670
my anus doesnt rub on anything
there is buttocks around it
and it is a really good sphinkter that basically doesnt leak at all when i dont have the runs or something
>>135366430
the poor guy prob has some serious medical problem with his anus leaks and this thread shows he needs to seek medical attention
>>135365442
How is that even a question?
I'm not even a pedo and I'd do it in a heartbeat, because she's Kiss-shot and I'll accept her in any form she takes.
>>135345408
lets be realmonkey would be good with any size breasts
>>135366142
that a pretty good cover for a doujin
>>135366926
THANK YOU SPOOKY OUGI
>>135366917
if monkey had larger breats shed be next to snake on the best girl list
>>135367063
you need to keep your opinions to yourself
>>135367063
So near the bottom, down from her spot at the top?
>>135366917
I prefer moderate sized breasts.
But you're right.
>>135367135
obviously
>>135367135
Monkey's greatness obviously causes stack overflow errors
>>135342150
It would make sense for Karen and Kanbaru because they actually work out.
>>135367135
kek
It's funny, Monkey and Snake are pretty much directly adjacent on the fuckability list, but at opposite ends of the best girl list.
>>135355601
This is why we need polygamy
>>135355601
I hate this.
Crab and Bat are the only acceptable pairings for Koyomi.
Hanekawa and him are a terrible combination, and Kanbaru needs to go find somebody she actually loves instead of a girl she used to hero worship.
>>135337674
>>135364325
Dakis look comfy as hell, with or without cover.
>>135367730
you know crab got her shower thoughts from her experiences with monkey and why she knows what monkey does if she showers with another girl
>>135367730
I agree, but I don't mind Kanbaru being on the side for Araragi and Senjougahara.
>>135367730
She doesn't hero worship crab. Crab was just there for her in a bad time in monkey's life. Monkey saw how nice she used to be and wanted to be with her. It's not like snake's fake love or araragi's hero worship of cat.
Although she does need to find someone not taken.
>>135367616
Polygamy without islam-tier patriarchy becoming incoherent freeway. You might as well end-up with one wife, two niggers, one chink bisexual and one gaylord.
>>135367809
They're not as comfy as you'd hope, and they're soul-crushingly depressing when you wake up and see your waifu staring you in the face and realize it's not real after a moment.
>>135367854
>>135367883
Fucking around is one thing, but I don't think there's a place for her between Araragi and Senjougahara, especially not with Shinobu there.
I don't envy that relationship, Bat is basically a ticking clock over it. She and Araragi are already more connected than Crab can ever be.
>>135367895
Well, whatever you want to call it, I don't think it's really romantic love, even if Monkey thinks it is. She's a bad romantic match for either of them anyway, she needs to find somebody completely different and make a nice life with them.
Also, I'm not particularly convinced she's a dyke like a lot of /a/ thinks. She might like girls too, but I think she's much less tongue-in-cheek than she appears to be when she says all those lewd things to Araragi.
>>135368155
>Also, I'm not particularly convinced she's a dyke like a lot of /a/ thinks
She's canonically bi. She said she also liked boys in Hana
>>135329006
soldier
>>135368155
Most of the monkeyfags think she's bi leaning towards women because they actually pay attention.
I think she would be fine with crab. What is romantic love but a desire to be with someone as well as physical attraction?
>>135367809
To be honest, I don't even use a daki, I just use those long pillows that they use for queen sized beds.
>>135368155
>Also, I'm not particularly convinced she's a dyke like a lot of /a/ thinks. She might like girls too, but I think she's much less tongue-in-cheek than she appears to be when she says all those lewd things to Araragi.
Captain Obvious to the rescue. She said herself that she bisexual (at least for Araragi), that she act like that only with select people, and actually an admirable daughter/teammate/senior for everyone else.
>>135368515
araragisexuality isnt something you can relate to irl though and she flat out said "I are lesbo"
>>135368454
i like you
>>135329006
Everything and more.
>>135368558
>>135368380
>>135368629
Did anyone pay any fucking attention to what was said in Hana, it was painfully bad and i just skipped most of it.
>>135368558
>teenager being fully aware of their own sexuality
>monkey being fully honest with herself
>monkey not lying to araragi to make things less complicated
pick one
>>135368711
you know if you're gay by the age of 10
>>135368685
>i am an idiot and deserve to share none of my opinion
well get out then
>>135368711
>don't forget the fact that monkey is also a fucking tease
>>135326244
Would they get mad if Araragi joined them?
>>135368793
what would you guess
>>135368745
You don't. And any degenerate deviation from norm is a social construct in 99 out of 100. For example, soon USA and UK will be infested with tranies on pair with gays thanks to government-approved transgender propaganda amongst children.
>>135366926
>that a pretty good cover for a doujin
I liked when making a magazine covers was a tradition here.
>>135368975
So if I want to bang flat chested redheads in bondage while they say how big of a slut they are it's because society made me that way?
How did it manage that?
>>135368975
are you russian by any chance?
Why is Karen so sexual in her innocent age?
>>135326244
At least they are not holding hands or some other inappropriate lewd stuff.
>>135369080
>So if I want to bang flat chested redheads in bondage while they say how big of a slut they are it's because society made me that way?
>implying this is a deviation from norm
>>135329006
I don't ever remember waking up in positions 1, 2 and 4.
>>135369158
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/12/28/transgender-fad-rapidly-spreading-primary-schools-clusters-emerging-children-copy-friends/
http://www.reuters.com/article/new-york-transgender-rights-idUSL1N14B12S20151222
>>135331581
You might be able to get back with her.
>>135349790
Yeah. You never crossed a line, right?
>>135357136
Try naked once just to surprise her.
>>135369567
people pretending to be transgender for attention is not the same as people actually being transgender.
>>135369709
sleep naked and someone walks in and sees you, they wont walk in when youre sleeping again
>>135369727
Different sides of one shit. And this wasn't the point.
>>135326244
Because fan service.
sleeping nude is for plebs
>>135370515
you base your opinions on entertainment media where the only reason everyone wears clothes in bed is to get pg13 rating?
>>135370515
Why are lowleg pantsu so cute and so lewd at the same time?
They're the GOAT underwear. Even Crab looks good in them.
>>135370983
It's a mystery.
>>135370983
because clothing implies more things than no clothes at all
>>135371188
It doesn't imply more, it just implies perfection. Once they come off and you see the flawed reality its worse.
Who sleeps the best in monogataries?
I bet Snek is waking up at least 3 times during her sleep.
>>135371650
Monkey does not get a good nights sleep until post-hana I bet
>>135371529
A lesbian friend once wisely said about clothing, "The seduction lies in what you *can't* see."
>>135327089
>its the most erotic scene in anime, they should be proud
That is not the the Sex Scene from Episode 34 od Revolutionary Girl Utena
Or the "Pillow Talk" scene from the Movie
>>135371763
No one cares about Utena after SHAFT outclassed it with Madoka Magica.
>>135371650
I can only bet on who sleeps the worst. Probably at least one hour of "I despise" before getting to sleep.
>>135371880
How can she even sleep with all that rotting corpse smell around?
>>135371650
Probably Crab. She seems like she can knock out and sleep like a rock on demand like a soldier.
>>135371713
I've often been accused of having a lesbian's taste in women. I take that to mean that lesbians have very good taste.
>>135371763
>Utena
Literally who?
>>135371923
She would eventually fall asleep regardless. But she will probably wake up sick, and maybe multiple times in one night.
>>135372046
Well they would know wouldn't they?
I'm sure gay men have great taste in men too.
>>135372133
what the fuck does a good taste in women/men mean?
>>135372295
idk, avoiding the crazy ones?
>araragi fucks kanbaru while crab listens over the phone
how was this never scanned?
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/03/98/040030039875.html
I figure this is the best place to ask this, it's not worth a thread:
Monogatari is the only Nisio franchise I've watched/read. Are any of his other works worth checking out?
>>135373846
Katanagatari.
>>135373846
TSF Monogatari
>>135373846
Katanagatari,its better than Monogatari.
Medaka Box is pretty good too, the manga though
>>135373846
Katanagatari
I did not like medaka box
>>135371650
Takumi
>>135374122
>>135374227
>>135374472
Cool, I'll definitely check out Katanagatari.
A friend has actually been telling me to watch it forever, and I've been telling him to watch Monogatari forever, and neither of us realized that both were Nisio series until I just looked into it a few days ago.