ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS
A Faggot Named OP
Who tried to be an aerobic killing machine
>>17860417
But, inevitably, he had been, rather than an OP, a very very imaginative cranefly, who was also very very attracted to dick.
>>17860404
WHO THEN STARED IN "COCKS AHOY" A FILM FEATURING HARDCORE INTERACIAL GAY SEX, HE PLAYED LEAD ROLE AS "CAPTAIN OF THE HMS,. COCKSUCK"
ONE DAY
in OP's home
>>17860452
he pooped right on the floor
SUDDENLY OROBAS
CAME AND
>>17860468
Shit dicks
then op got cucked by tyrone
HE SUDDENLY THOUGHT
it was really skinwalkers
THAT
WHO DID
...
the holocaust
didn't happen
"OY VEY" said Shlomo
(Shlomo was his magic wooden statue that he kept as a pet)
OUGA BOUGA HE RESPONDED
A beam of light flew from his fly
his ass ripped
*PSHHHHHHHHHIOUHHHHHH*
and shekels flew out
THAT WAS THE MOMENT HE REALIZED
That jews did 9/11
he wanted to worship Prince Orobas for all time
he was kill
and that /x/ was indeed filled with absolute autistic nerds
Of course it was all a dream
THEN HE WOKE UP
he clutched his waifu body-pillow and whispered...
kickstart my heart
DESU :^)
with a rusty dildo
DESU
I'm North Korean
BUT THE WAIFU BODY-PILLOW ACTUALLY ANSWERED TO HIS GREAT SURPRISE:
MADE IN CHINA
B-BAKA ONII-CHAN
and in that moment Senpai burst into treats
He decided to call his parents.
HOWEVER
He discovered he was an orphan
because
So he cried to himself
and his mangekyou sharingan activated
But he remembered his eyes were not real just like his sharingan
hyper-realistic blood and eyes
Cute shot spiky emo hair
>>17860642
His dick, dignity, virginity and heterosexuality weren't real, too
He had a craving for his best friend
Tyrone the Jewish black man to destroy his anus
The End
PART 2: OP GETS REVENGE
he met the old demons
at a bar in Orlando
Which he frequented
And took it up the pooper
here he met Tyrone
Then built a wall and ended the thread
>>17860526
yeah no shit this thread is embarrassing
are there even mods on x?
>>17861106
" " said a fag in a gag in a bathroom stall in a gay bar in Orlando on a continent on a planet inhabited by greys who raped humans and sold the tapes for money.
>>17861121
Mods aren't there to ban the entire board.
CONTINUING
>>17861325
hyper-realistic blood
