Hello my friend. I am Russian astral master of projecting, da? Whats you be needing is how to say the psychotropical boom boom good times, da? Procure thems from trusted comrade, do not trust the capitalist swine who makes the profit. You eat, then fly, da? Here in Russia we drinks the vodka for luck, I drinks ther vodka for you my friend, you have many good journeys.

Don't struggle too harshly against the "stream". Don't be afraid to move, either.

Just push up and up until you're out. Don't thrash, don't think about it (you will wake up), just walk gently against the stream.

So, in order to successfully project yourself, you need to mix ammonia and bleach. The concoction will be very strong, but if you breathe enough of it you will pass out and have an out of body experience.

>>16930009
Thanks for kicking it off faggot

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>>16930009
That's a burnt from OFF by mortis ghost.
Get off /x/

Do you take a certain medication before going to bed?

>genital zone

I stopped reading right there but lulz were had

>>16929895
nope

>>16929878
garbage rp

>>16929878
>>16929887

Just let me tell you what happened.

>So little girl is looking at the books smiling.
>She thumbs through this huge book and stops at a series of pictures of Hitler and other top Nazis. She points to one guy..
>She looks at me, 'who is this, I want to know who this is.'
>I'm like, 'that's Mueller....
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>>16929898
Maybe she will lead us to true glory. Maybe she is the leader of the 4th.

>>16929847

Spoopy, thanks OP

>How can I check for treed coons?
>Why do I yell to treed stepdad?
Also, aren't all injuns alcoholics?

>>16930286
Shit I know I am and I'm only 1/456 Cherokee

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>>16929806

my initial thought is that it's faked. probably just for the fun of it.

find the original source vidya and I can do a lot more research on it.

this GIF is worthless. though i am intrigued.

Looks like someone in a costume in which you were being a douche-bag of a person for splashing them in the forest area. Must be pretty cold you monster.

>>16929806
We should ask why the driver was taking video footage, first.

Have you actually told her any of this?

>>16930939
Or asked if she felt the same way? Like it's not a matter of hope and new age bullshit, it's a matter of being open and honest with her.

>>16929785
Been there myself, pal
Wouldn't think too much of it
Just your brain trying to make sense of something illogical

OH I FORGOT

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did bell kill his wife to get a young waifu instead

>>16929789
I want to know what sorcery happened there. It's not like the guy is mega loaded.

Bumping for OP out of interest. Ive recently begin using hindu maha mantra, its calming but im not really understanding the real point of it

>>16929718
semen retention is only one version of the kama sutra.

I wouldn't go for that version. If that's what you are going for, why not just work out?

>>16929737
I do work out. Why not try both?

No but yes.

>>16929493
people practice it but its bullshit, then?

>>16929498
Blood is placebo. Go down on your wife while she's on her period, you wont gain any supernatural powers.

>>16929217
saucy, meaty marinara and cheesey sticks.

>>16929217

I got into an accident, I believe they microchipped me during surgery.

yemen got nuked

https://youtu.be/qJh2K8xuDzA

Can't compare to medication because i've never been on any, but exercise and sunlight do wonders, and you just need like 15 mins of sunlight or exercise a day. It's not good for our brain chemistries to be sedentary and out of the sun. We evolved to be very active during the day.

>>16929117
Paranormal, mental illness, what's the difference?

>>16929117
Just eat right and exercise. Most importantly, keep your mouth shut. I'm probably on the schizophrenic spectrum, but I will never be diagnosed. My crazy is no one's business but mine.

>yes, they charge money

stopped reading

>enlightened
>greed

pick one

He could easily prove his legitimacy by

1. talking fluently in another language
2. Predicting a mass ufo sighting
3. Displaying powers of telepathy or remote viewing

Why doesn't he do it?

>>16929058
He says the information is free, but when you're too lazy to get it yourself, nothing wrong with paying someone to pick the fruit from "the tree". Plus, he acknowledges there are other ways to get his info, if it excites you to pirate his viewings, do it. Follow your excitement with whatever your integrity lets you.

>>16929062
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Jesus, in sixties/early seventies in US we had riots, major riots at political conventions, Russians and US waving nuclear missiles around, hot wars in Vietnam and Angola, The Six Day War, political leaders getting shot up JFK/RFK/MLK/Wallace/endless attempts on Ford, Nixon resigns presidency... and guess what everyone lived, the planet is still here.

But kids now a days are all, "Whoa, Russians fucking with their vassal states, and people killing each other in the Middle East, who'd have thunk it?" and the kids think it's the End of the World.

Jesus,...
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you will be one of the first wave of radioactive zombies.

I moved recently, a big shift from the future I had been planning. I felt panicked about my choice to live in a seaside city. I felt like it would be unsafe.

So I picked somewhere with high ground, inland, rural, the other people living here know how to hunt and build things and grow food

I feel a lot better.