Planning to buy one these ouija boards. Not sure if it's bullshit or not but was wondering if anyone had any experiences with one?
complete and utter BS nothing mystical just another stupid game for the gullible
>>17051853
This is what demons want you to believe.
>>17051845
Can't use them, Catholic.
They seriously pound it into our heads never to use them.
What does enlightenment actually mean?
>>17047568
read some Benedict Spinoza and Immanuel Kant then you'll know
>>17047572
I have read Spinoza, but i'm obviously looking to get perspective from the eastern philosophy.
>>17047577
Then go sit under a fucking tree.
Ok guys, I got ahold of this recording of an actual Grey alien taunting an abductee during an abduction procedure.
The guy who recorded this managed to somehow shield his phone from whatever electrical field these beings use to fuck with electronics. It's highly disturbing and gives insight into just how evil and sadistic these creatures are. The recording ends with it laughing at the abductee.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
This is evidence that us humans need to fucking shut down SETI and quit trying to find life on other worlds. And should these...
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You know this is obviously fake, right? I mean it's literally just a guy using a voice changer with some weird effects in the end. There is almost no proof some amateur didn't come up with a script and did this himself. And your story is kinda bullshit. I know a small amount of people know how to do some hardcore hacking shit, but being able to block otherworldly technology is way over the top.
>>17078932
>>>/pol/ <~~~~ that way smegma
>>17078936
What do you mean? Do you not find it odd than a creature from another world is using the human language? I'm not saying I'm not superstitious but this seems kinda dumb.
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Greetings! Good Morning? Nothing. Nothing, I am very sorry for the inconvenience Morning? nothingGreetings! Hello, my name is Nothing. Nothing, nGooDmorning, I am very sorry for the my name is inconvenience Greetings. Theyre
>>17078327
Dude shut the fuck up and cut out this RP bullshit you stank neck-beard
>>17078332
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I don't agree.
>>17078332
#000000014
Greetings!
I am having horrible fuckin headache. somethings not right, something changed and heres what. I dont remember tic tac looking like this. the way paper is over box, its different, my classmate with whom i eat tic tac almost every day thinks same way.
>>17078292
Yeah it used to be different. They changed the design for marketing purposes some time ago.
Go away.
>>17078292
maybe you're from parralel universe where tictac looked different. It's like the deja vu, where you suddenly go to your original universe and remember how things where originally.
>>17078292
>my classmate with whom i eat tic tac almost every day
Is eating tic tacs some kind of social event where you live?
I'm going to list some names.
Let me know if they're of any significance to you. Most people will know them, but if you have a deeper connection with these, I want to know.
Carl Jung
The Red Book
Hermann Hesse
Demian
Abraxas
I know I'm not alone here.
>>17078080
Yea, what about it OP?
>>17078080
Fool I went to college with a guy named Carl Jung
He told me his real first name wasn't actually Carl and he chose it because he liked it. Aren't oriental people so demonic in that way? With real names people can't actually pronounce so they choose fucked up weird English ones
>>17078080
You ever read Knulp by herman hesse?
I found it really pleasant. Knulp reminded me of david the gnome
Hey, /x/
I would like to sell my soul to Satan for amazing lyrical ability. Any infographs would be appreciated.
Here's an example of the lyricism I'm talking about ; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdn_J1IMpxY
Picture sort of related, it's Pascal.
>I would like to sell my soul to Satan for amazing lyrical ability.
Narcissist OP just plain knows his soul is that valuable.
>>17078054
but I suck, senpai
Why don't you learn how to write lyrics?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return
This is quite a mind virus. Is it your blessing or your course? Is it an alternative for a god? I don't think do.
>>17077986
ITT babby's first attempt at a philosophical discussion
>>17077991
Cute but I am quite the veteran of prolonged Wall-of-text battles.
How about you answer the questions?
>>17077986
There's no Big Crunch it's gonna spread out into nice smooth entropy forever
The 7th mathematical dimension is where Heaven - the spirit realm lies, because that is the first dimension higher than all possible material/physical universes, i.e. it's one dimension higher than the multiverse(6th dimension.)
Ok
go on op i'm listening
Do please continue
Hello /x/
Do you think it is possible to ascend past the boundry of humanity?
>>17077002
The real question is when will you?
>>17077006
I feel like I am halfway there.
>>17077008
Livin' on a prayer.
I have reached there but I'm not sure what to do, I feel love and everything else feels useless
>>17076932
Isn't this pure consciousness?! I love that over 80% of what /x/ wants is right there in front of them pretty much.
I thought pure nirvana is when you become enlightened. Like that one monk who's body isn't decaying nearly as fast as a normal persons body
>>17076932
Well there's a couple of options. Walking into traffic being one of them, but there are some other alternatives other than the Great Longing to return to Origin. You could spread the experience to others, and have them see the same, you could try being a friend to those who have not seen the light. You could go masterbate to colorful cartoons. In all reality, you can do whatever the hell you want to, just keep in mind that you shouldn't do anything that warrants "Serious Sin".
What do you guys think of Baba Vanga's prophecies?
Good for a laugh.
>>17076784
But like 85% of her predictions were accurate so far, and the whole ISIS scenario is turning out quite similar to the things she predicted for the future of Europe.
[spoiler]her distant future predictions are awesome to use on a sci-fi flick
>>17076623
How many of these threads did she predict you to fucking make?
I'm gonna share my own experience of spoopyness. I've never told anyone this before except my girlfriend, brother, and my cousin. I'm gonna sound like I'm rambling and making no sense, because I truly don't know what to make of this, or remember it well for that matter.
When I was in first grade (I think), my class would sometimes go outside for outside activities or whatever the fuck we did. We'd all sit around under this tree with the teacher and play duck duck goose. I remember playing duck duck goose, and then for no fucking reason my...
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>>17076562
You need not worry about such things anon. Memory is pretty selective and arbitrary in all humans. We only remember things or sequences that have an impression on us (especially in that age) and even then, we remember things only from our specific perspective. (If there was someone with you and you could ask them now, maybe they would tell a different story). All of the above, coupled with the adolescent daydreaming and absent mindedness, and you got yourself your childhood memories.
>>17077161
What this anon said, also it's hard to believe but you are probably remembering a reoccurring dream.
Welcome one and all, may you all be blessed and flourish forever throughout your lives
>>17076236
me too kawaii desu cappie ^.^
zodiac monsters 1/12
>>17076291
2/12
Aquarius
This thread will probably die but whatever. This is a series of questions that I deeply wish were answered. If they had any answers at all. It's long, and there is no tldr for something like this. So here it is.
I wonder sometimes... Where did the human race originate from? Where was the origin of all life? Why does life exist in the universe? How did we come to be? What is our history? What is the history of all that is? Are we alone in this quest for answers? Is there a guide, a precursor, to all intelligence and life? Would we ever see a day when all of humanity...
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42
>>17076201
42? Can you even tell me why you think the answer to all these questions is 42 without using any movie references?
>>17076145
>Where did the human race originate from?
Homo erectus.
>Where was the origin of all life?
In some water.
>Why does life exist in the universe?
Because a chemical decided to replicate itself.
>How did we come to be?
Every chemical that didn't decide to replicate itself isn't here to stand as a model for something that doesn't replicate itself.
>What...
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