Back in 24 October 2008 when I was 10 years old at the time my teacher gave me an assignment asking what I wanna be when I grow up so I wrote it she didn't mark it because I didn't write what I was supposed to on the paper it was something much creepier. 3 Years later my mother finds the pages I wrote in a book because I had written about my grandmother in them and she thought it was sweet so she tore them out framed it and gave it to her she was very sick at the time suffering with depression and Parkinson's disease which she took many pills for, her sickness...
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Pls help me understand what is happening my family don't know what to say to me
>>17860586
It's nothing, go back to bed OP
>>17860627
After writing that so many years ago and it all happened and I only now find it in my dead grans house don't u think it's a bit fucked up
My Trees dont look real
>>17860555
Touch them, see if they are real.
better call bob ross
>>17860555
Neither your dick
Alright, something very weird happen to me yesterday, and I'm not sure how I feel about this. It may not sound very exciting or serious, but I've never been so troubled in my entire life.
Me and my bro go on bicycle tours a lot and one of our favourite roads is an open "emergency lane" just off a highway. Anyway, the road ends with an unused overpass over the highway, nobody uses that particular overpass, because there are two more convinient a kilometer in each direction. So me and my bro usually make a stop there, rest a bit and come back the same...
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I get lost when I get stoned. Were you stoned?
>>17860528
Not stoned and not lost
Something similar happened to me once.
There was an old field with became a construction site for a residential project.
It was at night, maybe 13 years ago.
There was no one else out there.
I was about 17 at the time, horrible insomnia.
So I just went out and explored at night.
Back to the field, it was leveled and prepared for building on.
I walked right across it at a fast pace, to get to the other side where there were already some built houses.
On my way back, going the same way I came, the ground was full of craters, some 10+ feet deep.
It...
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ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS
A Faggot Named OP
Who tried to be an aerobic killing machine
Hey, look at this photo taken by my cousin 4 years ago. It is NOT edited. It's 100% real. What do you think?
>>17860301
Very fake.
A shitty picture
>>17860301
TWO HEADED OROBAS????
here ya go, kiddos... thought all y'all /x/ users might like this
5 Mysterious Photos That Should Not Exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ0hHOWzV8k
>>17860231
>listbait
No thanks
>>17860231
You are an idiot, go find out what that really is stooooooooopid
>>17860231
>dat thumbnail
It barely exists as it is
Hi, /x/. I want to get into witchcraft and I have a certain kind of spell I want to cast in mind. I want to cast an imacculate conception spell on my partner because they live far away from me, very far away in fact(I live in BC, they live in Ohio)
Has such a spell been done before? What is needed to preform it? What would happen if I fuck it up?
pic unrelated
>>17860217
>you again
Classic autism
>>17860217
>imacculate conception
>>17860495
Are you spooked?
How do I make something spoopy happen right now?
>>17860190
Put thumb in poophole. Pull out very quickly. Repeat. Add lube as necessary.
Chant Abrlaah huackbardara while you do it.
I bet something poopy will happen soon.
Huff whatever chemicals you have under the sink
>>17860190
Walk into completely dark room. Place mirror in front of you. Light a small candle and stare into mirror, preferably with the mirror a few inches from your face. Guaranteed fright.
If you feel it say blasphemous things too, piss off some ghosts.
Hello there
i am new around here and 4chan too, i've been having paranormal things happen around my house the past 2 days
i DO NOT believe in any of it, i just wanted your input, thanks.
ok
Good luck with that.
don't worry too much about the spirits
if you are a Christian all they can do is spook you
if they are of God, you will know eventually
I was heading downstairs and heard a woman humming a lullaby in my sisters room. I peered into her room but no trace of anyone. Also there is a creepy painting always changing. Clear skies to dark clouds and Ravens, a family picnic to a armed soldier , a father and son fishing to a father fishing, to another soldier.
>>17860162
>proof: my ass
It's me again, just asking for any advice you can give, also here is a picture of the painting, I tried to be sneaky to make sure it doesn't stop changing if it realizes I took the picture. Sorry it's blurry, btw the clouds at the top are starting to clear and no more Ravens think it's a good sign
>>17860162
I see the drugs have kicked in...please,continue with this nonsensical gibberish. I'm fairly certain that you have gone mad.
just a scary production to make you feel strange ? pic not related
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZOnoLKzoBItcEk5OsES2TA
did people actually get scared by that? i didnt really react, it just seemed like one o f those try hard edgy videos to me.
>>17860156
This can't be a real post
>>17860174
It's an artistic statement about media and education or some shit. Try messaging some of the actors or whatever on twitter
I think the original was just a student project or something. Now I assume they have made more because the first video got so popular.
Is there a way to Code Reality?
I want a website where I can input any wish and it will happen to me the next day or month or anytime I schedule it?
Youd probably have to find some way to make information smaller than "0" and "1" in order to structure the absolute smallest of possibilities. It would probably take you your entire life to do it.
>>17860149
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programmable_matter
>>17860149
Nobody can code your reality for you, but we can help you use the coding that's already written into reality.
I'm being haunted by ghosts, how do I get them to leave me?
Shoot them
>>17860127
I'm serious
>>17860131
Shoot yourself, become ghost, kill gun, get ghostgun, shoot ghosts
This just happened. So I recently got a Samsung VR and I usually keep it in box to keep it safe and clean as it's mostly white.
>Pick up box
>Box feels suspiciously light
>Box is empty
>Search around the room
>Look under bed
>Think someone in my house has it
>Have to use the bathroom
>Don't hear anyone opening...
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>watching some porn on ops oculus
>hear the fag wake up
>fukimintrouble.gif
>hear the fag go to the bathroom
>quickly sneak to his room with oculus
>fag op posts about it on paranormal board of some lebanese moving pictures because ghosts of skelingtons
>mfw
>>17860106
I'm only posting on here about it because I've heard accounts of how people living in haunted houses will have objects move. I only posted a picture with it to show how I couldn't have possibly mistaken it for a book or pile of clothing
>be Samsung VR box
>mysterious figure opens me and takes my child
>ofukwhatdididotoderservethis.jpg
>op wakes up
>cant find vr headset
>looks around room like a retard
>can't tell him because im a box and i cant speak
>op goes somewhere
>anon comes into the room and puts vr headset next to...
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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
>What's this Divination thing all about?
The practice of seeking knowledge of the future or the unknown by any of a variety of means.
>I'm new to this, help!
New querents should reply to the post of a reader who's currently doing readings. An "air query" can be made to no one in particular, but no one in particular may answer you!
New readers should post that they're offering...
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Can anyone do a reading for me ?
Can anyone please read for me?
>>17859617
Thanks (thank you) for explaining (describing) what an irc is