I'll start!
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>17127417
he is coming
best thread ever, archive this shit
It's Christmas, and there's no thread/argument about "Jesus is the son of Aliums, we're praising a extra terrestrial being". But really though, how did the "Virgin" Mary have a child without Artificial Insemination ?
>>17127404
The Holy Spirit impregnated her.
Good Lord not everything in the bible is allegory and metaphoric hyperbole.
>>17127404
She had sex and lied about it. Quite spoopy back in the days were you'd get beheaded for that shit.
That's because the bible doesn't real. It's a collection of stories told to children to make them behave in a good manner. The children then grow up and tell their children.. and so on.
Jesus wasn't an Alien because Jesus is fictional. He's the hero of the story. A magical wizard from foreign lands who posses other wordly powers and is invincible.
I need images and stories about non human looking monsters/aliens/demons/whatever. I find them fascinating and weirdly erotic sometimes. I feel weird about this.
Ok buddy
Anything by lovecraft
>>17127309
I want to fuck monsters.
I want to fuck supernatural creatures
how would i go about doing this
Hey /x/ I've just recently heard about the whole "I am god, we all die" pic thread and I've been wondering what happened after the first thread?
>>17126917
We all die, none of us are God, a "god" to an extent we control many factors of our reality? Sure. But you, me, anyone reading, are all going to face situations that are beyond our control.
You can manipulate what is around you or you can let events pass by naturally, but either way one day it is sure to come to an end. You can not live physically forever, nor can you kill someone's Spirit entirely.
Come on OP, a couple of seconds google gives you this:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16314442/
It's old, /x/ doesn't really need to go over the whole damn thing every-time someone new wanders in.
>>17126925
Well I'm bored and kind of lazy but thanks.
Hey everyone, and merry christmas/honukah/quanza/pagan holidays!
There was a thread a while back, something along the lines of 'creepy art' where an anon posted some really great artwork.
I was wondering if anyone either saved some of them, or if that anon in particular is on and would be willing to post them?
I really, really liked them and would love to get a chance to save them to my computer since I only got a chance to see the topic on a uni computer.
Thanks you!
Also, I guess spooky skeleton general until someon has the pics!
stop being a stupid ass faggot like everyone else on this damn board, and learn to use /r/ properly. i swear to god everyone on this preteen riddled /trash/ predecessor is fucking retarded, even if you ignore the fact that its filled with preteens.
>>17127653
k, a simple "no response" would've been easier, but sure thing m8 :^)
I'll go to /r/ and request a package full of poo samples gets sent to your house. I'll also send you a grammar book so you can improve your writing ability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdB_VKylMV0
Found accidentally, what does it mean?
>>17126401
theyre instruction pointers (0x) i think
write em all down for me and Ill see what I can get
First screen
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151a3550-242e-4636-87e3-8b
5a17576a-45af-49ca-9933-6a(2?)
ff5a472f-50c9-48ec-be08-646a
7b1f04d8-aed8-4030-9a26-07(4?)
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9caeb803-2f5e-4745-9573-bd...
>>17126401
I've seen a few of these gifs before. Any source on 'em?
Have you ever dream with apocalypsis? I commonly dream with this subject and each time is more and more specific
tell us about your dreams opie
are you your own self in them
do you see things from your point of view or from a broader perspective
is the human species doomed
is there any hope
Yesterday I dreamed that all the animals in earth suddenly died for no explicable reasons during the night.
People start to run out from the cities in to the coastline.
Internet, television, radio ceased because there was nobody to control anything, everybody was moving into the nearest beach.
In the next morning after all the animals died, lines of light appeared on the shore, geometrical lines of light.
The lines were slowly approaching into the land and into the people wainting on the beach.
At noon people started to walk into the water and drown themselves....
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Not op
>In my bed
>Somehow picture/see a cataclysm destroying earth as it advanced
>It was coming
>Know it's over
>Curiosity for the death crosses my mind
>Smile with hype
>Blank
>Everything is white with random pink figures, like molecules in a microscope
>Wake upComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
ITT post the more spookiest stuff you have
Get us started with your five spookiest pictures OP
>>17121898
This pic is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen on /x/ besides creepypasta. We once met God on /b/. No seriously, if it wasn't god it was some demon or some shit. The thing was guessing its own post numbers and rolling trips at will for about an hour. There's a cap somewhere. It went from amazement to fear very quickly.
>>17126295
> a script babby mod is god
Lel
Hello, I can't access my brainwave reader inside my skull. I have tried bluetooth and wifi without result. How can I do it? Do I need a special device?
Press Y to meme!
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Have you tried turning it off and on?
How? We can't access it where it is located.
Does anyone else feel like their reflection is always staring them in the eyes even when they look away? Also general spoopy pics and vids
When I would get bored I used to find ways to look at my reflection without it looking back at me, it was sort of fun I always looked so retarded
>>17126207
You mean with extra mirrors right? Cuz I do that sometimes too
>>17126240
Sometimes but if you like look at something right in front of a bathroom mirror funny or at the bottom of a car vanity mirror you can see yourself look at it
I read this creepypasta yeeears ago, and I've been wanting to find it again but I've had no luck, so I was hoping someone here might know it.
It was told in journal style, I believe, and was about someone who was lost in a cave (it was not Ted the Caver, before anyone suggests that, haha). They were being stalked by some sort of monster and slowly being driven insane by it, I think. It was pretty long.
Anyone have any clue what I'm talking about?
>>17125956
>I have no dick and I must masturbate
>>17126071
>I have no dick and I must masturbate
>What is a female?
>>17126071
Out of all the unhelpful replies I was expecting, that honestly wasn't one
Hi /x/.
I recently moved to a new house. It's pretty old but it's beautiful.
Yesterday i was checking the front yard when i found a strange VHS tape.
It starts with a empty room. It was the kitchen. Then it cuts to this trange man. He only looked at the camera for 20 sec and the tape ended.
Does anyone had a similar experience?
post the recording
>>17125967 I don't know how to pass VHS to DVD or digital
Record your screen...
Well look who came out of his cave!
>>17125935
Wht the hell are you talking about op
>>17126010
It's a meme you dip!
>>17126329
They look like some real upper class snot balls
Anyone have that pictured time line that was speculated with events to come this year? Any of them come true?
It had like Putin and ISIS and other random things.
>>17125881
I bet she can deepthroat.
>>17125976
Just like you're mom