I keep imagining and feeling spirits fuck me and touch me . I get wet. One just put it's uncut duck on my face and I sucked it... It looked like I was sucking the air. But I felt his cock and it felt good in my mouth.
I want to know if you find this my imagination or really spirits fucking me.
This happens at any times, in a car, plane, bedroom, watching a movie... You name it. They know no bounds. I get very wet but in public I can't touch myself yet I still feel it. Like my spiritual body is orgasming.
I can see and feel the different spirits on me....
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Sounds like you're sexually frustrated and have an overactive imagination.
>>17142799
You're just a fucking nympho. Get your shit together.
Nothing wrong with sex but everything is bad if it's done in excess
>>17142799
you sucked a duck?
What are your thoughts on elves, /x/?
>>17142630
Dwarves > Elves
>>17142630
They dont want to fuck you. Get your delusional arseback to the otaku boards
>>17142630
They are right fuckable.
psychopath attacks man, caught on camera.
Storm chaser attacked by knife after Texas Tornado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx0OofaggSE
>>17142591
>storm chaser
Man this guy talks like he's filming a TV show.
>>17142635
could be fake. the scene is very dramatic, and it's hard to imagine surviving this with no injuries.
Thats Americans for you.
Had a thread a few days ago and there was some minor discussion.
What is dying like?
Is the transition painful?
Some of you said it's like falling asleep. Other said it was like "experiencing" the color gray. Some of you thought that we reincarnate or change based off karma levels.
Thoughts? Consciousness?
>>17142574
How can we possibly know, seriously? I'm not even saying death is the end (I'm open to other possibilities), but at the very least none of us ~remembers~ dying; so what's the point?
>>17142582
>What's the point?
Don't we ask ourselves that vague question often about life in general?
>>17142574
I like to think we move to the next dimension. You'd never be able to go back as no one has so far.
does anyone feel this as well
>>17142468
paranoia is a mental disorder
>>17142468
talk to a doc. Maybe its your just spending to much time on /x/ but also it could also be paranoia which tends to get worse with age.
>>17142468
Yes, I love it.
My headphones are making noises even though theyre not plugged in. There has been some other weird shit like heavy breathing when nobodys home, random cold spots, and weird noises. What do I do?
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY DOOR JUST OPENED A CRACK AND NOBODYS THERE!!
IT'S THE GODDAMN CAT AGAIN!!11
I dont own a pet!!
Does any have any good yowie stories or other Australian paranormal stuff they can share?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_sightings_in_Australia
Very spooky aliens in Australia
Some black fellas once robbed my for 35c with a torch while I was asleep in my ute, tried to get my watch but I slammed his arm in the door and drove off. A week later I ran into his old man at the pub and he bought me a beer because his son told him about it, paranormal as fuck, noongs don't usually know their old fellas
Some guy thinks there are dinosaurs in the hawkesbury river i think
Has anyone had an extraordinary experience in meditation. If so, how did you go about achieving that?
>>17141841
Ultimately it's your breathing. notice how cigarette smokers never say they have visited the astral?
>>17141864
I smoke and i've visted the astral. try getting your facts straight before believing your better then anyone.
>>17141882
how many times?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQJ8cskGoYw
>Gost Car
Look at the way the gate bows towards the camera in the middle. It's probably cut away on the sides enough for someone to drive right through/under it.
>>17141734
well it's clearly a gost car. explained.
how can i make a spirit reveal itself
>>17141673
Just ask him to do so, politely :>)
>>17141673
First you learn to see spirits, because if you can't then your just fucked
Midnight in Art’s cuckshed with Heather Wide
Tonight's guest:
Mon Dec 28 – James Clarkson
James Clarkson has devoted much of his life to Investigations – He is a former police officer who has worn many hats, as a patrol supervisor, a detective sergeant, fatal accident team supervisor and training officer. After 20 years’ service, he became a child abuse detective and he worked 10 years as a fraud investigator for a state agency. Parallel to working on criminal investigations, James has had a lifelong passionate curiosity about UFOs. In the last...
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I want to hear "Swing low, Sweet chariot" tonight, lads.
I'll include these in tomorrows op, assuming I'm the one who makes it.
Drama timeline:
http://pastebin.com/VJp367NQ
Heather Wade’s Bellgab post:
http://pastebin.com/9BS5D3Sn
Nancy Birnes still trying to suck Keith's dick after he kicked their live show off the network. Pathetic.
The moon is always a full moon until it is destroyed. It is a physical object that people worship. You don't need to worry about whether or not the moon is waxing or waning, you can just be.
>>17144002
why would you bump this? There is absolutely no value to this thread.
>>17144006
What u mean? I know so many people who do things depending on the phase of the moon, and people who worship the moon but can't conceive of a god or God but they put faith in an object
I see 911 or 9:11 constantly. What does it mean?
You expect to see a pattern you see it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
It's how human brains are wired.
You are not a special snowflake, this is not a sign of magic. No god anywhere is sending you a message.
Oh, and your thread starter image is way retarded.
>>17141628
It's constant.
>>17141633
>It's constant.
Oh, well then you're a god and the universe revolves around you.
For about two years now I've been having the same night terrors over and over about these men in masks, and I thought about it in the beginning of just being normal nightmares, but weird things happen when I've spoken about it about it , like lights dimming, weird time jumps, and seeing strange shadow figures are some of the things. I don't know whats going on. I've tried medications but they don't work. I'm scared. Am I cursed or something /x/? Please help.
>>17141599
>you fucking around with shit you don't know about? i.e., contacting the dead.
>you trying to do meditations and invoke shit for spoops?
>have you had a near death experience?
>have you ever thought about making love to another man?
>have you ever at any point in time attempted to place a hex, or attempt to fuck around with witchcraft?
tldr,...
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Start smoking weed OP, I never have dreams when I fall asleep high
>>17141627
that's because slackers have no dreams, just hopeless chip eaters with no future.
So, /x/ I've a story that's going to sound really stupid, though I'm curious as to what's going on.
>couple of hours ago
>1 yo niece is asleep downstairs with her mother (my sister in law)
>me upstairs in bout to fap
>closet door pops like usual
>pretty common so I just blow it off
>stillspooped.wave
>a minute later
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Did it live?
>>17141524
could be a demon of some sort
>>17141578
Surprisingly, yes. It's in the hospital alive.