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The Vatican is part of an empire of ignorance that has an alliance with retarded extraterrestrials pretending to be angels in order to maintain their dominion. I plan on destroying them.
be careful of their assault ribbons when you get to the solaris temple
>>17154572
>and in other news a 26 year old man in a black trench coat was arrested in Vatican City this morning. He was found carrying a katana and a small pistol. Pope Francis plans on issuing a statement, more on this story at 6.
He was such a good boy he came out of josephs manger. Manglar for those that speak spanish. But all these traitors at all sides cant even cross reference where they stand. It was a good catholic church until all those protestants started whining and doing the anti christs bid by calling themselves christs people.
If you were a god, creating your own world, how it should be? How should be their habitants? Would they worship you or not? Would you put some restrictions to the habitants of your world or let them be completely free? Would you punish them if they don't follow your rules? Would you create any minor gods to help you and enemies to keep the balance between good and evil?
Just play SimEarth.
>>17154381
link?
But I am God.
X;
I am a mojican, we're dwindling.
I've been taking notice of an intellectual decline in all the branches of entertainment. This is on of the many arms that reach the masses on a grand scale. They're all owned by the same corporations, who have links to people in government. Those people in government have ties to other things and the list goes on...
I don't believe in the illuminati. People are too stupid to be THAT organized, and number 2 will always want to be number 1.
There are cliques, exactly like gangs. Ironic isn't it? They use...
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Furthermore, a shadow government took over when Kennedy was assassinated. Though they're not extreme in this country, they won't let things happen without lifting a finger.
Bernie Sanders has made waves and makes too much sense. If his genuine support continues, please don't let him be assassinated like they did Kennedy. If this happens, you'll know I was right.
>I don't believe in the illuminati. People are too stupid to be THAT organized
Then please explain all of the satanic public programming of pyramids with the eye in the middle, Beyoncé's whorish dances with Baphomet symbology, and Lady Gaga's all seeing eye in her poker face video, and Jay-Z's rap song of raping women and children....
Please don't tell me that the Illuminati doesn't exists you faggot.
If you need help, you need to give us info too.
Galgano Guidotti (1148-1181) Location: Tuscany Italy
cool
Gake and fay
>>17154339
this + sauce
...
once it gets leaked, it can't happen
/thread
Can't tell if this is troll or real...
Source of this capped, OP?
>>17153912
What's a SB-3 Ghoul?
something i've never understood. in all the depictions/pictures/descriptions of aliens, never have they worn clothes/suits of any description. am i to believe that beings capable of interstellar travel do not understand or feel the need to protect themselves from 'alien' biohazards, or protect themselves from heat/cold/weather in general, or radiation?
it seems much more plausible that if something was to visit us, that it would have some form of protection, or at least the need to carry things around in pockets.
>>17153659
ayy lmao hide things up their butt :^)
>>17153659
That pic is so fake.
they wore cloths before they got memed naked
ITT: Government Conspiracies
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>17153472
Codex Alimentarius.
I've said too much...
>>17153488
>Codex Alimentarius.
is that about the gmf takeover?
I'm excited for tonight's fireworks, are you going to the Sydney harbour? It's gonna be a blast!
This is odd...
What's THAT supposed to mean, Ahmed?
Shut the fuck up OP you won't do shit
On July 17, 2012 Lil Wayne released the music video for "My Homies Still" which many people critizied for being "weird"
3 days later, the Colorado Aurora Shooting happens.
Why are these 2 event related?
One of the "weird" parts of the video feature Lil Wayne rapping in a movie theatre with 12 skeletons in the background, the same number killed in the shooting. While rapping, he ducks he head and covers his ear as if hearing gun shots.
Someone made a full length video that pointed out every bit of symbolism in the music video, but their...
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>>17153292
Well, do you really believe, and lets be hinest here for a moment, do you really believe that any of these pop stars come up with their own ideas?
And ofcourse, everyone is at all time catering to every single idea of one man who has no real talent besides being open for shameless marketing plots.
That thing might go alot deeper than you think.
Then again, why do you care? Want to play hero? Are you bored?
Tell me, I am curious.
>>17153292
welcome to 2015
>>17153308
Bored, and kinda angry people are stupid enough to think it's a coincidence.
I remember when I watched the video that dissected the whole music video 3 years ago, I was originally just hoping to link it rather than have to explain myself.
Every piece was completely undeniable, and so absurdly unlikely to be a coincidence, but it's been 3 years, all I really remember is the skeleton part.
Whenever I come here I don't know if you're all being satirical or not
same
you mean 4chan? yeah 4chan's like that buddy
SHILL REEEEEEEEEE EEEEE EE LIZURD SCUM I EAT YOUR EGGS THEY DIE IN MY BELLY REEEEEEE
>>17153040
Is this /x/ humour?
At my home Bulgaria, Varna, people are making a terrible reality show with me, they installed cameras and watched me at home, showing me naked or something like that and continuously 24/7 - audio effects V2K. All the city plays in a religious theater with me. Everybody wants to rob me (privacy) because i was not preaching, not working, or didnt have good deeds or something according to them. And some women pretend that i am killing them only by watching them?? stupid? The show has been shown worldwide, think i have a camera in my eye or they are watching me through a satellite....
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Try turning it off and on.
Im pretty sure cameras and shit can't survive microwaves. Just hop into the nearest one and microwave yourself for a couple of minutes. Should fry any recording equipment on your person. Not to mention how toasty you'll feel after.
>>17153012
Fun fact: you'd explode.
Where's Do Not Cite Sources?
A while ago this guy came on claiming to represent some interest group saying the world was going to end and we needed to follow him. He posted Kill la Kill images and said there would be an earthquake in Washington. I live in Washington and there was an earthquake yesterday. Bro, if you're reading this come out. I don't know where you got your info but I'm worried now. If you have powers to tell the future, this isn't a game. Is anyone else in on this?
Between mt rainier and the possibility of a massive earthquake followed by a massive tsunami, Western WA is in the danger zone
>>17152873
You're not making me feel better Anon. 99.8% of the claims on here are bullshit but this one worries me.
It'd help if you had an archive link.
I happen to think the mind is a great tool that our species under-appreciates. I also think our bodies are a great hindrance to our minds when not optimized fort thought.
Basically, what can one do (diet, exercise, other) that will specifically benefit the brain and lessen the biological limitations of our minds?
Pic unrelated.
>>17152700
meditation is a great help for me (not an /x/ wizard-wanna-be here I am a genuine scientist who sometimes struggles to visualise a concept) it appears the best way for the body to aid the mind is the be shut down.
>biological limitations of our minds
This makes no sense whatsoever.
The only thing that limits your mind is your mind.
And right now yours seems to limit itself by convincing itself that it does not know how to grow.
If you need somebody to tell you what to do because you insist that you don't know any better then please, don't be as stupid as asking such a community for an answer.
What's the actual matter with you?
>>17153619
I think I read somewhere that people with smaller bodies tend be more intelligent due to the fact their minds have to manage sending out information to their body and have faster reflexes due to shorter distances from the brain to the muscle.
Could be complete bullshit though, I never took anatomy so what the fuck do I know
Hello, I am new to the vampire community, and am attempting to learn how to feed on energy safely, and responsibly. Possibly on how to create a meditation chamber to absorb positive energy, and overall just learn about any psychic vampirism. All information and help is appreciated!!!!
Easiest way to get into it is to not
Seriously though, vampirism? Are you fucking 12 years old dude? get a fucking life you goddamn retard.
"Hurr durr, look guys! I'm a vampire!"
Find a fucking hobby dumbass
Best way to feed on energy is to stick a fork in the toaster. As a bonus you may find some toaste leaving.
>>17152476
I meant toaster leavings...It's a married with children reference.
מִמָקוֹר רִאשׁוֹן
hey god
hey rp god, you still there? give me like a hint or something, the picture is too low res to make out anything with effects. please and thank you
>>17152289
The nails go through the wrists, not the palms. Do you even crucify, bro?
