Let's get a Nope Thread goin.
>be small child
>bed is pushed up against the wall, one pillow sitting horizontally against it next to me
>sleeping facing away from the wall
>wake up to what feels like someone hitting me in the side with the pillow
>turn and look back at it
>it's leaning against the wall vertically now
>quietly nope.jpg but then...
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God these threads get worse and worse, props for skipping the RP and just sharing a non-nope worthy story
>>17220544
I woke up and my pillow was in a different spot. Scary stuff.
There's already a nope thread here. Contribute.
Okay guys this happen to me and my friends 10 mins ago
>we're watching a basketball game
>the lights go off
>phones lights go on
>We look out the the window neighbors light are on
>all the house on the street have light
>We start roasting my friend for not paying his bills
>He says he payed them
>"must have been...
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>>17220434
I say: Huh
>>17220450
What's crazy I didn't mention his great grandma died in the room next to his
Answer the door? Let grams and gramps in and shower the dirt off their skellingtons.
Could we get another law of attraction thread? Share experiences, discuss etc.
>>17220298
dose not work, end of thread.
Not paranormal
just stupid
>>17220298
if there is a Law of Attraction then I must have been breaking it my whole life
Hey guys, I found this thing on the top of my head yesterday, any idea what it is?
A mind control device perhaps?
Looks like a top hat to me.
>>17220218
Kek
I have had a new kitten and lately whenever we get home from work he acts terrified and will hide from you for the good part of an hour. I left my skype on with a friend while I was going to see him at his house and he told me the mouse was still clicking after we left. Ghost?
>>17220186
10/10 image - 0/10 post
>>17220190
No for real though I'm sketched out.
Give the kitty time to warm up to it's new surroundings and you. :)
Story time /x/!
Fresh out of college, I took a teaching job in a small town in central Wisconsin. In my sophomore creative writing class, I assigned a flash fiction exercise around Halloween. We’d studied urban legends and folklore, and it was the students’ turn to construct stories of their own.
Assignment length: 100-1000 words. Directions: Scare me.
The submission quality was as expected - these were sophomores, after all - but one story stood out halfway through my stack of papers: a piece by a quiet student named Jake. His first person flash fiction story...
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Yes?
>>17220092
Plz
Please do
Was she MKULTRA'd, /x/?
Is image her first name or her last name?
>>17220065
Both dub
>>17220065
It's her middle name
any rake/alien/demon stories
My personal favorite.
They're watching you right now. They're everywhere.
>>17219988
Then suck me off. To prove they are watching
>>17220017
He's coming for you.
Fuck off Heidi.
I am #7 crenelation of hard water.
I am from sphere "reference to furrow in reference to second sea"
Why you came here?
OP, you're no fern at all.
irrelevant.
correct.
Are exorcism real /x/? Sorry for bad grammer. Whiskey and coke have taken my mind
holy shit anon I was there the day your OP image was made, and saved it too
this one is funnier and more poignant though
this is now an Aurora conspiracy thread
Did you know that James Eagan Holmes's father was about to stand trial against Wall Street fraud?
http://govtslaves.info/batman-connectionsrobert-holmes-and-the-libor-scandal/
>>17219882
I'm pretty sure I was there as well but since I can't prove it here's a slightly related shitty OC
I can't seem to contact Camio. I have green candles, the sigil and a gold offering, I've prayed and chanted and sat in the dark talking to the candles and sigil but I can't make contact. Please help me/x/
Bathe.
>>17219770
Camio isn't real. Only mentally ill people and self-suggesting roleplayers believe in this shit.
>>17219771
Please shitpost on someone else's thread.
Are there any conspiracies about escobar? I mean, the guy was able to do some pretty dank stuff. Invaded parliment, killed the prime minister, built his own orison, invaded the parliment etc etc.
hos net worth (atleast the known net worth) was over a 100 billion $, and theres probably much more according to some estimates.
Today i looked up the pictures of his drath and the pic related is the official photo of his body. Doesnt it look extremely shop? To be honest, sith his influence and what he did prior, faking his death isnt even that far fetched?
Does pablo...
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Didn't he also do shit like build hospitals and schools and was only killed because Uncle Sam wasn't getting a cut from his business?
>>17219749
He did some good things but that was pretty early in his reign. He was by no means a good person and completely deserved death. The USA aren't the good guys in the situation but when are they ever?
OP watches Netflix show on Pablo, MUST BE PARANORMAL!!!!
I'm wondering how it is to see a guy dying at your feets.
Any experiences, /x ?
>>17219665
Hey windowsphonebro. I don't think anyone here has experienced that. Simultaneously, it would be very self incriminating to talk about such a thing
Don't know about feet. Worked with the actively dying before in nursing homes. Often felt like a relief when they passed.
>>17219665
roommate o.d.'d in front of me. just face planted. boom dead
So what do Ghosts get up to when nobody is home?
they masturbate or go to other ghost's houses and fuck each other
>>17219647
Is this why ghosts are notorious for moaning?
Being a ghost sounds awful
>die
>STILL HERE
Can ghosts kill themselves?