What is this shit...?????
>>17318737
ur mom
crocodile that ate a handgrenade
>>17318737
Looks like a dead elephant that's been in the water for weeks.
Where do I learn more about gnosticism, /x/? Specifically the demiurge and the other pretty spooky aspects of it.
>>17318568
The "Demiurge" isn't gnostic you dolt.
Demiurge comes from Platonian Philosophy. Plato hated the Gnostics.
>>17318583
The Demiurge is actually from a bunch of different philosophies! Began with the platonists but the Gnostics had their own (I think they principally called it Yaldabaoth, but it had a shitload of names)
>>17318589
It's satan.
Thalassophobia thread
post anything spoopy involving the deep sea
bump
don't really have anything on the subject but it has the potential to be a nonshit thread
Bumpers
Story time. My mother just said the weirdest fucking thing. She's been in a mood recently, but I think this really crosses the line into "wat" territory. Pic is related, not mother, but you'll see why it's related.
This is either a really interesting mystery, or she's finally lost every single marble she's ever had.
>be at home, with mother, yes, basement-dweller, yes
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Pt.2
>watch the whole video
>still tango
>still not fucking lighting fixture
>from across the house she says "Hey, don't keep watching, you reallllly don't have to keep watching!"
>alrighty
>she continues her story: "There was this orchestra conductor in <Alaska town>, and what his big deal was is that he hated conductors that didn't actually conduct!...
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Does your mom have big tits? Might have a connection to the moon goddess.
>>17313178
Lol nope. Pretty much your average dumpy middle class hippy failure stereotype. Tries to do yoga, but is always fat.
What kind of interesting objects does /x/ either have, want, or know of?
Things like ritual implements from various religions, cults, secret societies, etc or gem stones, or alternative medicinal supplies what-have you, post them here.
I've personally always wanted something made of orgone, and an actual blessed Hindu murti (probably of either Vishu or Ganesh).
>>17302206
>/x/-y objects
I thought you were starting a Slenderman yaoi thread for a second there.
Has /x/ ever encountered this phenomenon? Specifically, driving into a town or place one would expect to find a large amount of humans only to find none at all. I had this happen a few years ago when I went with my family to Hawthorne, Nevada. It was a Saturday afternoon and the town had a population of 3,000 people which is small but surely one would see a single person. We were looking for restrooms, the McDonald's was closed, the stores were closed, the casino was closed, the hotels were closed. We settled on using public restrooms in a park we had found. The women's...
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>>17299706
youre crazy. end.
>>17299889
It's a military town.
90% of the males who live there are enlisted, while the women and children run the shops and whatnot.
The town was most likely going through a drill.
I've ran into a few of these in Washington and Oregon, it is indeed very unsettling to be in a town and not be able to find another person.
They were also close to military installations.
Very fucking weird
post them
h3h3productions
Once I found a channel here, of a woman that made weird videos, like speak in a fantasy language and dances, she was from serbia or russia, does anyone remember her? Jewtube deleted her channel and her channel had one of the most videos of all youtube channels.
https://youtu.be/GKFbB5z3Dlk
Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
If you're new, please read the STICKY first!
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Thoth, a /div/ reader, made his own tarot and rune guide that he'd like to share to everyone:
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Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.
Some readers will refuse to do certain readings--...
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>>17327727
I hope you can still help me... :)
>I READ
> via Remote Viewing,
I might get a flit of an image of idea, so am working on strengthening that.
I don't need any particular information for YOU, other than you be completely HONEST with me.
If I can help, I shall, if I can't, then hopefully there's someone else on who can do.
Blessings of Harmony.
>>17327764
I need help with my relationship with a person... should I continue with him or just back off?
Why did he do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LnHf2sARNE
programming
Adam Lanza doesn't exist.
He was made up for the story.
>>17324704
for the nookie
x-tan or creepy-chan (aka Alison Harvard)
Dear occultists,
I read that starting out with just chaos magic will be detrimental to one's magical progression. That is, one should have a basis in smth else before.
Is this true? Why?
Thanks in advance.
where'd you read that?
Nah, fuck it. But the deal with chaos magic is, it often borrows a shit ton from other systems, often in the form of something called a "paradigm."
I.e. for whatever time being, you aren't a chaos magician, you aren't Alex Perez (or whatever the fuck your name is), you ARE a wiccan doing super leet goddess earth magics (just an example).
But the real power with chaos magic, comes from the fusing and moulding of paradigms, as well as the creation of new ones. Namely, chaos magic's primary goal is strip all the gobbledygook bull shit and...
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>>17322805
it's true. i could tell you why but i doubt you'd believe me. it's actually very dangerous but only if you succeed, so i don't think this will be a problem. The same reason Crowley is consider dangerous. It throws you in deep waters so you can scar yourself for life
Moved to Arizona, bumfuck nowhere, southeast of Phoenix area 3 years ago. I just went outside for a smoke and watched a UFO for about 10 mins. I see this shit all the fucking time. Like, I know how stars can look like they're shimmering sometimes, but this is a legitimate rapid flashing sequence of colors, bright as fuck, way brighter than any stars you can see and you see the stars pretty well anyways out here. They move, and I understand the whole 'when you're looking at something from a distance it sometimes appears to move'. No this shit moves, slow,...
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Stopped reading at smoke
>>17327263
Lol, short attention span? A smoke is also know as a cigarette, fag.
>>17327258
>what kind of secret military testing involves rapidly flashing lights?
What indeed.
Hello there everyone!
Whilst you may or may not realize it, it has come to my attention that 4chan's /x/ board is in and of itself a magick society of sorts and as such I thought it a good idea to officially recognize and order it as such.
So form here on out you may all consider yourselves honorary members of
The Order of 4 Strange Fellows.
Don't like the name? Shit! Come in and we can argue about it.
I was thinking I'd make a website later, but for now, let's all talk about our particular system of magick we practice...
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>>17326930
Of course due to the nature of this society nothing serious will ever happen and I doubt we will ever meet in real life.
>>17326930
The conspiracy theory I believe in is this
www.dataasylum.com
advertising is banned you faggot
Continuing from the last thread:
boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17311070
I was honestly expecting this to end with me finding nothing, but this has gotten kind of fucked up.
What are you doing now OP?
>>17319898
I swear to Kek you better do something exciting tonight OP. Make this worth our while.
Double dubs guy from last thread here. OP, you good?
Aliens are out there, Not only one race. Who will strike earth first?
What chance do we have?
>>17316384
if its aliens who strike then none
>>17316412
how come?
As long as they don't decide to go full on exterminatus or strip mine the entire planet down to its core I would like to think that humanity as a species are quite resilient. Also, look at our sheer numbers, if we where invaded and I don't think we'd be fully eradicated. Perhaps every major civilization would fall but there would probably be pockets of humans scattered on remote locations all around the planet, at least our genetic legacy would survive in that scenario.