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/x/ how do i talk to my guardian angel?
>>17487003
Don't even bother. Chances are you'll get better life advice just by watching http://www.cbs.com/shows/angel-from-hell/
Perform the Abramelin Operation.
>>17487059
Shill G T F O
I've seen tons of videos of how something posted in this forums gets a lot of attention and I am looking for someone that tells me what kinds of rituals I can do with this old tv that's older than me (I am 22. It was bought when my uncle was in hospital...IDK, more than 30 years old this must be).
I Don't really want spirits to stay but I can always go to my grandparents and together get an exorsism. We know at least two capable people to clean this so I am not as scared as I should be.
I am sorry if I offend anyone but I am super curious.
Any ideas?
>>17486997
in the hospital you fucking retard
>>17486997
what do you mean by offend? how could you offend anyone with this?
I meant !Offend" because people know how dangerous is to summong or trying to contact ghosts but I don't want to use a Uija. I am really would like to see if anyone know a way to make contact through a TV. I know it is stupid. I am not retard but is ok. We all need to vent our anger somewhere <3
Hey /x/ I have this strange feeling that something is watching me almost all the time. What do?
Get a carbon monoxide detector
Stop listening to Rockwell.
Sweet RP!
Get a job OP
Reasons not to summon a demon?
>>17486468
what you're looking for can be found through God.
God doesn't fuck your life if you "mess up"
>>17486470
people looking for hell and those looking for god want two separate things. Please shut the fuck up and leave people interested in the occult arts to their business
>>17486468
Well, for starters 90% of the sigils on that infograph are completely made up,
other than that, nothing really. please try and post results
Bored to tears, looking for creepy shit to pass the time.
Can be anything.
This is your time to share creepy content recommendations.
Recommendations I will consider and appreciate:
> Horror movies.
> Paranormal documentaries.
> True crime/disappearance/IRL mystery documentaries.
> Creepy wikipedia articles.
> Creepy screenshots of old 4chan threads.
> Creepypasta...
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that new goosebumps movie was pretty scary
SCP Foundation
http://www.scp-wiki.net/
S T R A N G E R S http://strangers.atrocityland.com/
Nightmares
https://sites.google.com/site/nightmarearchive/the-library-2
>>17486196
>Bored to tears, looking for creepy shit to pass the time.
>Read all the threads
>go thru the sticky
>google info, bring it to /x/
!No, demand others bring entertainment to you in your own thread!
Guys, I heard a loud bang upstairs and everyone else is asleep, and it wasn't a bump or thud, but a bang. It didn't sound like a gunshot and I live outside of town. /x/ please help, you're the experts.
it's definitely an alien
>>17486150
fuck off
did it get really cold tonight? Has it been warm the last few days?
previous thread
>>17476521
>Have enlightening discussion with enlightened others
>Learn and teach.
Become enlightened.
>>17486147
What is enlightenment?
How does one become enlightened?
>>17486376
When you are what you see, then you are there.
Have you seen this?
an announcement that has been put in newspapers magazines etc for 10 years and none knows who is behind that announcement .
>>17485869
Which magazines? Do the people who got hired not know who hired them?
>>17486120
there might be some sort of "nondisclosure" agreement when they sign up
anybody going to write them an email?
Folklore, myths, and anecdotal info on playing cards.
The Curse of Scotland: The nine of diamonds was supposedly christened thus after being used by John Dalrymple, Secretary of State and Master of Stair, to pass on instructions for the infamous Glen Coe Massacre of 1692. Whether or not he did write "Kill them all" on this pasteboard, the arrangement of the nine diamonds on its face bears some resemblance to the Dalrymple crest of arms, which can also account for the association of this card with that man.
Aces and Eights: Bill Hickok, so they say, was shot dead during a poker game in which he held two pairs, aces and eights. (The fifth card remains one of history's mysteries.) That holding has subsequently come to be known as the "Dead Man's Hand" and is commonly placed into the hands of characters in Westerns who meet their demises before the end of the film
Black Jacks: Such a two-card combination is said to bring poverty and unhappiness.
Why exactly is it that the main religions have been trying to starve these beautiful being of followers? What do they have to fear, if their God is so Almighty?
>beautiful
>>17485656
Followers=power, Yahweh wants all the power for himself, to weaken the competition old gods are made into demons.
>>17485761
This is more or less how it went.
>>17485656
We don't actually know the intentions of these "demons", some might be good, some might be bad, some might have a system of morality that just doesn't make sense.
Is reincarnation real
>Is reincarnation real
I believed in it in my last three lives, but now a days I'm not so sure.
>>17485655
I've mostly ever heard "past life" stuff from loopy headed women. I don't believe it for a second desu.
>>17485655
Buddhists believe in it, but it's likely a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that there just might be nothing beyond death. Still a neat idea though.
Deep Dark Fears thread
Ongoing thread on the topic: >>17485619
Holy fuck, is the catalog that complicated that today's youth is unable to figure out how to use it? How could it be made more fool friendly?
>>17485619
i fucking scared of sloths
>>17485634
disneysloth.gif
and achieving theoretical immortality.
Will this happen in our lifetimes? I'm 24 and want my consciousnesses to survive death.
OP, though the info I can gather about you from this post is scant, I firmly believe I am correct in stating that the last person society would be interested in preserving the consciousnesses of forever is you.
>>17485534
Jesus christ anon
I fucking hope not
last thing we need is immortality
>dream thread
Ok /x/ i dont know anything about dreams, why our mind does it for science reasons or for paranormy reasons but i just wanted to know if you guys had any recurring weird dreams
i have 2
this one i dont have anymore but used to when i was in middle school
>dreaming about some random shit
>in a public place
>have to walk some where
>legs go all fucky and it's near impossible for me to control...
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>>17485453
Yeah, I'm sure most everyone has a few recurring dreams. I guess they're supposed to tell you something about yourself. I'm guessing that last one was telling you that you had to use the bathroom.
I recently had a recurring dream that I've had a few times change for the better a couple nights ago.
>at some nighttime pool party with a bunch of
people I don't know. Just chillin' in the pool.
>suddenly everyone, including me get up and go out on the front porch for some reason.
>some alien creature looks like a cross between a grey and what most people think the chupathingy looks like
>bites this reporter lady and she starts freaking out
>she starts melting and growing spikes out of her face
>the alien shape-shifts to blend into the crowd and infect more people
>but before that it calls some monster hound thing to keep everyone on the porch
>if they try to run it tackles them and drags them under the porch
at this point the dream usually goes on 'till it gets everyone including me, but this time...
>I figure out who the alien is disguised as and tackle it before it infects anyone
>I thumb it's eyes out and squeeze it's head until it pops like a pimple
>the beast gets mad and tries to attack me
>I dodge until it's attacks become so predictable I'm able to counter
>when it jumps I use it's momentum to throw it off the porch or into a wall
>after a few times of this it get so weak that it's slow enough for me to grab when it jumps
>take it by its hind legs and slam it into a nearby post, breaking it's neck
>save the day and everyone goes home
The End
I've also had dreams exactly like that second one you described, OP. I just opened up a trash can and sat there pissing into it for what felt like hours. I'm lucky I didn't piss myself in my sleep or something.
>>17485577
thats a weird way to tell yourself you have to pee
>>17485453
Mine are usually low gravity. I can jump thirty feet in the air, sometimes throwing in flips and spins for fun, other times just for quick transportation from one place to another.
The rest involve running so fast (usually 10-15mpg) that I don't have to touch the ground anymore for some reason. I just lift my legs a bit and float along, only occasionally having to take a step if I slow down too much. Part of my brain must think that the more horizontal momentum you have, the less vertical momentum will affect...
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Anyone here ever find an object that didn't seem normal?
>11 yrs old
>playing in big drainage pipe under bridge with friends
>find cassette tape in ripped Baggie, wrapped in a lot of tangled string
>bring back to friends house and put it in brothers boombox
>whole tape is sounds of someone breathing/gasping
As much as I could remember a tape recorder and the player in the woods on my family's property when I was 13.
No one in my family fessed to having it
It was in the middle of the woods. Makes me wonder.. didn't see it after my cousins took it
Why did you post a picture of the Vimy Ridge memorial?
>>17485464
Too bad you weren't able to see any footage
>>17485476
Just thought it had that ominous feeling
