Putting together a pantheon of my own personal gods. Right now all I got is Ziggy Stardust and looking for inspiration.
Who would be in yours?
Bumpers
Makke it goody, give them good powers.
Ill take care of the open world.
When you done call me, we make new MMORPG of the decade out of it and get rich.
>>17794705
Sorry, I only worship gods that are man enough to post on /x/.
Let's get a spooky greentext/skinwalker thread going.
Skinwalkers aren't all that spooky once you get to the bottom of the legend. You're thinking of fleshgaits. Those are creepy as hell.
did anybody read the story that a drug smuggler from arizona wrote? this was a while ago.
>>17794601
Don't start that bullshit again.
>>17794582
Don't start a gimme thread and pretend like it's something different. You couldn't be bothered to Google a relevant image, yet you expect others to put effort in. It's like you actively want your thread to fail.
Hey /x/
Im not really sure where to go about this. I figured maybe someone here could tell me whats up.
I never used to believe in karma or anything even relatively spiritual or paranormal, but lately, thats changed.
It seems like everytime someone wrongs me, something extremely bad happens to them immediately after. I have several examples.
My grandpa ruined my relationship with my ex, a week or two later, his wife of 25 years left him for his best friend.
My brother told my mom I was out late at night, so she made me switch schools and I...
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>>17793512
You're just forcing a pattern recognition, anon. Why do you view a few of those things as good?
>i was out late doing something i wasn't supposed to, so my brother catches universal flak for it and has to move to the other side of the country
seriously? he deserved that because you were out when you weren't supposed to be? That's a little fucking harsh, OP.
>Because your friend was ''rubbing her relationship in...
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>>17793512
narcissist asshole. go fuck yourself you fucking wanker, you probably think im joking. im not, stick your dick in your ass you pathetic loser
>>17793555
Where do you get the notion that I was doing something I wasnt supposed to from? I was out late lifting at school, not sucking dicks, and i didnt deserve to lose my friends either. None of these events are good either, not one of these people deserved it, but when Ive brought it up, people have always dismissed it as "karma" hence the question.
So let's do something unconventional. A thread about native legends that does not include skinwalkers. You know there's more then just shape changing desert spirits and samsqautches when it comes to North American indigionous spooky shit.
I have one example, from Manitoba Canada. I don't know the native word for them, but the best I can use to describe these guys is gnomes. Please don't hate on me I'm not trying to make a home thread.
>Bazillion lakes in MB
>One of them, Turtle or Turtle Rock...
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>>17793332
Op here, no we don't have cyborg websites in Winnipeg. Yet. I just realised my picture is actually a robot under those furs lol.
>>17793338
*Wendigo
Stupid asscorrect. New tablet.
>>17793332
>So let's do something unconventional. A thread about native legends that does not include skinwalkers.
That would be a welcome change of pace, especially since /x/ "skinwalkers" are not the same thing as Native American ones.
http://aassdd.viewnetcam.com/CgiStart?page=Multi&Language=0
>>17792459
Who is this chick?
Shes sleeping all the time and doing weird things
>>17792463
Some crazy chink
I did it, /x/, I successfully evoked Duke Bune. The whole evocation was shitshow from beginning to end but it worked. Something was in that triangle. All I managed to do was stammer something about my job search and then I came back to a deluge of emails from recruiters. I'm so excited I can barely sit still. I know as a skeptic this is confirmation bias but my whole body is throbbing with energy like never before. Anyone else here howling the secret names from inside the circle?
>>17791333
what did you do? can you go in to detail? what did they do?
Instructions?
What did you offer him?
Did he talk back?
>>17791407
>>17791409
Weird cloud in the hood
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJWbreA27pQ
>>17787242
Goku just parked his flying nimbus. Nothing unusual about it.
>>17787242
>in the hood
Just a nigger ghost looking for bikes to steal from beyond the grave.
>>17787245
Really? I just thought it was some cotton that missed being around black people
I'm 26 years old and for a majority of my life I've lived in haunted houses or areas. This has included 7 different houses, 2 haunted areas of land, and staying short term at 2 different houses (visiting home for the holidays and such). I've had too many encounters to remember everything, and they've ranged from mundane to me being attacked or threatened and for a short time, dealing with either a skinwalker or a wendigo. Not a lot of OC these daya, so I figured I'd contribute if there's interest. So, anyone want me to continue? And any requests?
Also,...
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>>17785219
> had too many encounters to remember
>not once captured any evidence
seems legit
>>17785292
Where did I say that no evidence had been recorded? Because I can't see anywhere in my original post where I said that. I apologized for the bland picture and asked if there was interest before continuing, but never did I say there was no evidence
>>17785312
Don't swallow easy bait.
/x/ likes stories, you don't really need our permission to tell them, especially if you've already started a thread. Post some of your spookiest to warm us up.
Post photos that make you uneasy.
>>17783982
Never felt safe around these things...
>inb4 birds in the bathroom
>>17783982
First, the links:
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ
>A.'.A.'.>Philosophy
Malinowsky's Sex, Culture, and Myth
Catherine Bell's Ritual Theory: Ritual Practice (Oxford)
Palgrave Studies in Theater and Performance -The Theatre of the Occult Revival: Alternative Spiritual Performance from 1875 to the Present
>A.'.A.'.>Thelema
The Holy Guardian Angel and The Value of Divination by Hessle
>Babylonian
Inanna:...
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>>17778056
Relevant stats:
37.6 GB
489 folders
5296 files
Bump.
>>17778064
Fuck it, made a /his/ thread too, I'm sure there's at least some interested parties over there who may want the material but not want to hang here.
>I don't blame them.
>>>/his/1248476
Can mods explain why Dream, Divinations, Horror Movies, End of the World Scenearios and how To Survive , among other countless threads are up then, if they are obviously in violation of rule 1, not being paranormal at all? Why am I banned for trying to show this board that there is an OBVIOUS BLATANTLY sketchy shit going on pertaining to all of us, while countless other threads are still up and in page 1?
Yesterday early in the morning some anon posted something about /pol/ and other chans not allowing the "sage" of certains topics,and threads related to...
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>>17796515
/x/ is for SPOOKY!
Is your thread spooky? No.
You are bad and you should feel bad.
>>17796515
rightfully so. fuck off and stay banned
>>17796520
Why did you ignore the first paragraph?
Where's the best place to draw blood for an empowerment spell? Considering the names of each finger/body part and the construct of language and magickal relevance and such. I'm sure there is some kind of reference out there, I'm just not finding it at the moment.
>>17796446
>benis xDDDDD
>>17796456
Honestly wouldn't surprise me.
If anyone has reasoning to go with their answer or the source they got it from that would be super
>>17796472
Welln phalic symbols are symbols of power and empowerment since the dawn of civilization, so it's a no brainer.
And why was the first thread deleted?
ITT: We post our spoopiest greentexts.
Innawoods and anything to do with creepy creatures are beat appreciated
>>17796403
>be me
>wake up at six, go to work at seven, start working at eight
>get out of work at four, get home at five
>rest until six
>prepare dinner
>eat
>watch TV, surf the webz
>repeat for 50 years
ITT: we don't know how to use the catalog
>>17796413
horrifying
Hey /x/
What do you think about this?
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/opinion/sunday/yes-there-have-been-aliens.html?_r=0
>>17796020
I think opinions are opinions and I don't click any article which isn't in a pastebin
>tldr: there's probably alien life somewhere in the universe
Well duh!
>>17796026
you got blueprints for their tech so I can build my flying Home?
>I am working it out without any backwards engineering at the mo in my garage on a shoestringe budget.
/x/ is there some entity I can sell my soul to in return for a favour? pls help me I'm desperate.
>>17795979
We get these shitty threads all the goddamn time. Search the archives.
>>17795979
Do you wish to go to a hell where demons fuck but there is no pain?
Say it with your mouth: Save me Satan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qr2vT5ySLA
There's a reason why people relate Satan with demons and pleasure, and are afraid of you using the generic word "god" lest Satan come over.
Satan is the name of God, so don't be afraid of hell but of heaven where a guaranteed child rapist who rapes through his spirit infused in ordained priests who must receive the...
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