does anyone have any haunted toy stories on this board?
>>17813621
As a small child, for months, my father convinced me my Groucho Marx puppet was alive. He would move it from one place to another without me noticing, place it by my bed while I was asleep, etc. Even went far enough to rig a pulley system with fishing line, making the puppet appear to open his mouth on its own. He didn't tell me it was a joke until I eventually threw it away out of fear.
>>17814309
Did he fish it out of the garbage can? Also, your a weak bitch who lost a perfectly good opportunity to befriend a toy groucho marx !
>>17814313
Chill
Post the most /x/ of all the Tans!
Which state is the spookiest?
Idaho, New Jersey, Virginia, Maine, and Louisiana are the spoopiest imo.
>>17808206
The fat one.
I've been in the State of Paranoia for sometime now, it's pretty spooky.
So I saw a thread on this maybe a week ago. People had started to contact the owner of this wordpress which has been making posts all the way back in 2004. It talks about a virus and how the outside world from the Haven is infected.
I'm hoping to grab people from the OG thread to compile all the ciphers we've cracked. Ever since that thread they became aware of us and postings have become very frequent in comparison. The old leader who was contacting the OP of the last thread is even said to be punished.
thesafehavenweb DOT wordpress DOT com
Anyone...
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Is it really a haven?
>>17807094
I don't know. I just need help cracking these codes. I was never very good at it.
I'm waiting for the day after tomorrow, where Cipher supposedly gets executed.
Guessing he'll escape though.
I'm from the OG thread, contributed quite a lot and emailed with Cipher, for now we must be patient.
>Any plausible theories as to why people dissapear in national parks???
City folk go to the Great Outdoors, have no fuckin' idea what they're doing, get lost, die. Alcohol may be involved.
>>17827394
What about the weird anecdotes you hear???
>>17827394
>this
People going in unprepared and having accidents, falls or animal attacks. He states somewhere that no one has ever gone missing that had both a firearm and cellphone/walkie on them.
hey /x/, I don't normally post or browse here, but I think you guys are all I have left in terms of figuring out what's happened to me. let me give you a rundown of the situation
It all started last Christmas. I was more bored than usual and in a bit of depressive state, and my best friend, whom I normally spend time with 4 or 5 times a week, was in jail. I had nothing to do and no one to do anything with, and this resulted in me sort of falling in with a "bad crowd".
I would spend my time hanging out at the local mall, looking at the holiday decorations and people watching, and that hobby worked pretty well to stave off boredom and depression for awhile, until one day while I was eating a pretzel and drinking lemonade I was approached by a strange group of teenagers.
Now, even though I was 22 at the time, I've got a baby face and they must of thought I was a teenager too, or someone who had recently graduated high school, because they sat down at my table and started talking to me. the "leader" of the group remarked how he had seen me looking at a copy of the simon necronomicon at the mall's book shop the other day (which was true, I thumbed through it for awhile, out of curiosity more than anything) and asked me if I was into "the occult".
cont.
I told him that I had done a bit of reading and had a passing interest in it (which is also true, although I may have embellished my reading list - again, I was very bored and desperate for some kind of human interaction) and he said that it was cool that I was interested and that we should hang out sometime. I told them - full disclosure - that I was 22 and it might be weird to hang out with a bunch of teens but they said it was cool, and one of them even remarked that I could buy liquor for them. I thought nothing of it and just figured they needed the token old friend who...
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this house had sort of a reputation for being a place for burnouts and junkies, and naturally the group was pretty worried about jeremy. no one else in the group dared go near the house though because someone once got stabbed there, and they were all afraid, which is completely natural.
Now, I've been around the block a few times myself, and I've experienced quite a bit in my short life. I know how to deal with junkies and weirdos, so I volunteered to go visit the place and see what was up with Jeremy. It had been almost three weeks at this point since we had all hung out together, and Jeremy wasn't returning calls or texts. it only made sense that this is where he would be, so I went looking for him. this is where I made my mistake.
I ended up going to the house one weekend night. I knocked on the door and was let in almost instantly. the place was a very typical flophouse - lots of homeless dudes and drug users all sitting around on busted up thrift store furniture and shooting up. I was welcomed so readily because I brought a few bottles of gin. I walked inside and introduced myself and asked a few people if they had seen jeremy.
As soon as I started asking questions, the demeanour in the room became very hostile towards me. people stared at me like I was here to arrest them all, and one homeless guy even asked me if i was a cop. I laughed off the accusation and explained that I was a friend of jeremys and I was worried about him. after i was given the runaround a few times, someone finally told me jeremy had gone out with a few other people to pick up some food and would be back soon. I found a place to sit down and figured I'd wait. I reached over to the table where I had set my drink down and took a sip, and this is where my memories of that night start to fail me.
cont
Looking back on that night, it's obvious to me now that I had been drugged, but when it was actually happening? I had no clue what was going on. I sat there for ages, dissociating heavily, telling stories to a homeless guy next to me and laughing it up. Finally, after what seemed like ages, Jeremy got back to the house. at this point I was nearly passed out - stumbling all over the place, unable to form a complete sentence, and generally making a huge mess. I was only moments away from blacking out. I tried to go talk to jeremy, but he was engaged in a heated discussion...
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Hey /x/, i don't come to this board but my brother came over last night and revealed something that has me deeply disturbed. He's been with his wife for the last 5 years, a couple of days ago he left her because she's always been a controlling psychopath basically.
anyways we got pretty drunk and were talking about scars we've gotten at work, all of a sudden he rolls up his sleeve and shows me the biggest scar i've ever seen. there was a loonie sized welt of scar tissue right in the crook of his elbow (think where drug addicts usually inject)...
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You, your brother, and his wife are all idiots
>>17826154
Magick works if you want it too. It's all about projecting your will
>>17826189
This man,dude you gotta heaven open in my religion.
what is it
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Deception+Island/@-63.049003,-60.9603622,572m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0xbc77305ea493cecb:0x31c3841136415bef!8m2!3d-62.9409297!4d-60.5553751
I do kinda hope it's some kind of old as fuck species. Like some of that deep sea thread shit we've got going on here sometimes.
>>17825949
that would be awesome
ocean monsters are scary as fuark
>>17825923
Faggot kill yourself
>>17824187
Do you think humans will ever harness the paranormal ability of superspeed? Theories?
> inb4 skeptics remind me there is no proof of this at the moment. I know this.
If humans learn anti-gravity, they will enable superspeed, since anti-gravity speeds up the timeflow of anything within its field. See: Theory of General Relativity
Before humans learn anti-gravity, they need to create a social environment in which anti-gravity will not lead to the extinction of the species on Earth.
At the moment, humans are still struggling to control nuclear power. They're not ready for more powerful forms of physical manipulation.
Individuals are exception to this generalization.
>>17825727
Speeds up timeflow? So it makes time go by faster? Or does it make time go by slower?
>>17825739
Three clocks. A is in anti-gravity, B is on your wrist, C is in gravity.
A: 1:00
B: 1:00
C: 1:00
A: 1:03
B: 1:02
C: 1:01
What causes sleep paralysis?
>>17825424
Lack of self awareness
>>17825424
AIDS
I always get it if I wake up briefly then go back to sleep. It's not that bad frankly.
Gamma-aminobutyric acid and glycine
Spooky stuff you've witnessed?
I've got a couple to get the ball rolling, post anything weird you've experienced.
First one.
About 6 years ago I was at a party with a few friends. About 2:30 am I decided to head home so I jumped on a bus, I'd had a few drinks but I was still pretty sober at this point. About a mile from my stop there's a big crossroad, even at 2 in the morning it's still relatively busy as there are food places, a taxi rank and some bus stops. Anyway as our bus stops I notice a guy waiting at a taxi rank staring at the bus. I can't explain why but I felt really uneasy looking at him, he was about 6ft tall dark slicked back hair and it felt like he was staring right at me, after a few seconds I looked away to check my phone and when I looked back out the window he was gone. I felt pretty relieved believing that my mind was playing tricks on me until the girl in the seat behind me asked her boyfriend if she saw "where that weird guy at the taxi rank went" when I got off the bus I felt completely exposed and an overcoming feeling of dread, I sprinted home and licked up the house, he was probably just some weird guy but I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life.
Sorry about pic I'm on my phone.
>>17825192
Second one. A bit more recent .
Near where I live is a well known park where king Henry viii had a palace (known as nonsuch park) this place is quite known for its ghost stories and strange goings on.
Anyway, me and my friend used to like taking his dog for late night walks, we'd go to the park at about 10:30 pm 3 or 4 times a week, we'd seen and heard some strange stuff before (people yelling from strange places, strange stuff falling from trees etc) but as we were about halfway throughout walk,...
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>wake up
>push self up and look down at bed
>clear as day looking right through the bed i can see my weed stash box
>track it as i hop off bed
>it's sitting exactly where i saw it
>weed stash box has Pegasus from Yugioh on it
>mfw millennium eye
some shit just happend right now, i am in southern alberta near the mountains not far from the border. I was getting ready to go to bed and i went into the kitchen to grab a glass of water. i looked out the window in front of the sink and i seen this kinda bright light off in the distance above a community or it might have been in the mountains but it was kinda high above everything. i was trying to look at it better cuz the trees were blowing then as i am looking at it it slowly started to fade into nothing.
if i was to describe it, it was like kinda like an oval or...
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Does anyone know the back story? These videos appear to have a deceased body wrapped up in a garbage bag, named "daisy"?
Robert Helpmann
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChCYI80lLbMXY3-yNlQq5dg
>>17824883
bumping out of interest, this looks fucked
>>17824883
the actual fuck?
weird probably some dude making weird vids for shits and gig though.
buump
How would you feel about aliens masquerading as humans amongst us /x/?
And what if i told you i've seen an alien in a blacked out car with neon orange eyes that disappeared with the cabin lights in the car turning on to reveal a man at the steering wheel followed by a small white flash in the sky.
The two orange oval eyes moved around in sync at me and they felt like a face.
>>17824829
I'd say this is a shitty attempt at role playing.
>>17824830
Well if you mean the alien was role playing to be an alien then its even creepier.
>>17824829
I'd be accepting of it. I'd probably understand them better than most people
hey everyone
ive been thinking about whether i should try out some rituals/games involving the paranormal (eg. ouija boards or tulpa making) and wondering if anyone here has some recommendations or warnings regarding these rituals (can be about any).
also; is one man hide-and-seek really as bad as people say it is? seems to be based more in paranoia than actual reality
>>17824536
don't do et op. I did once and my penis fell of the next day.
>>17824585
well fucking rip any hopes of having a fuckinjg discussion
Going on a trip with my girlfriend who is terrified of ghosts for some dumb fucking reason. Gonna visit some haunted areas to freak her out. Anyway, road tripping along the coast from Seattle to Portland, anyone know any creepy destinations between there and Spokane?
How is a 5 hour drive a road trip?
>>17824413
It is a trip taking place on a road. Are you brain dead?
>>17824403
Try a public restroom...
Maybe just throw her in the women's stalls and lock the door.