Need more like these
>>93272
The world vs turkey?
>>93279
You deserve endless vodka, tovarische
>>93272
I can't seem to find much information on the mass of cockroaches, but it's low double digits in grams.
The mass of 97 earths is 5.793 × 10^26 kg, which is far larger than the ~10^16 kg of cockroaches.
From a ecological standpoint, whatever eats cockroaches would flourish and kill off all the cockroaches, then die off from lack of food.
And probably everything else would die off in the meantime.
Except bacteria on the lower end of the food chain, I guess?
>>93278
>Mass of VY Canis Majoris:
5.967 × 10^31 kg
>Mass of 10^27 lawn movers (assuming ~65 lb. apiece, which seems to be generally accurate):
2.948 × 10^28 kg
The lawn moevrs are massive enough to collapse into a star.
I'm not exactly sure how that would work given the odd chemical composition (compared to most stars).
Regardless, VY Canis Majoris is /far/ more massive, and would "eat" the lawn movers if they collided.
>>93280
I can't find /any/ concrete information on paper towel absorption.
But waterfalls vary wildly in scale. I'm sure that's enough paper towels to empty sponge up small lakes, so that could definitely get most waterfalls.
Again, not sure about big waterfalls.
>>93278
>Largest known star
>VY Canis Majoris
UY Scuti = largest in terms of Solar radii
R136a1 = largest in terms of mass
How do I type backslash in cygwin,when I try to,it shows the yen symbol.
>>93644
Holy fuck I'm retarded,didn't mean to reply.
>>93637
You're using the mass of the entire earth, which is 100% rocks.
The cockroaches would out-mass the existing biomass by several orders of magnitude.
[spoiler] but 70% of them would lose because they can't swim[/spoiler]
Rocks don't eat anything.
>>93637
>I'm not exactly sure how that would work given the odd chemical composition (compared to most stars).
That's a really easy one: Iron is the nucleus with the lowest energy level, so you can fuse lighter elements exothermically until you get iron, and you can split heavier elements exothermically until you get iron, but if you want to split or fuse iron, you need to put energy in.
A star made of lawnmowers would begin life very, very late in its lifecycle, and (assuming there was petrol in them) would burn for a very short while before becoming a dwarf/giant/supernova depending on how many lawnmowers it was made out of.
>>93783
1 cough later and the US has it in the bag
>>93783
If we extrapolate from what happened when the USA fought no Japanese soldiers, it's obviously the Incas.
>>93805
>>93805
There's obviously non-partisans involved.
