How do i kill myself and make it look like an accident ?
You don't. They can always find out.
Take 100-200mg of DPH (sleeping pills/benadryl) and give yourself a week to experience some REM sleep. Drink water for breakfast lunch and dinner, avoid juice or soda. Eat plenty of proteins throughout the day (At least 0.8 grams per KG of weight). Take walks instead of shutting yourself inside all day.
When you're suicidal you're mentally exhausted and constantly in panic mode. It is your body's way of telling you that something is very wrong internally.
Doing what I said won't cure your depression, you have to see a doc for that but it will greatly suppress it until it naturally goes away or you get in time to get anti-depressants from a doc.
Don't do it anon, you can't ever come back if you do. Stay a little while longer with us.
>>69060
Thanks anon but i've already made my choice. The only difference is the amount of pain i'm going to inflict.
If it's an accident, it will be easier for them. If they understand it's a suicide, they will blame themself and that's what i dont want to.
I don't have access to medecine, creatives ideas are welcome.
>>69071
Piss off a wild animal.
>>69041
tell us why you're feeling this way
>>69072
Nice idea, i will think about it even if i don't really want to be eat by a shark (only dangerous aninal where i live)
>>69077
Anon, i'm a teacher in primary school and i dream of having a relationship with one of my pupil. I digust myself of having such tought. I think i'm a pedophile and there is absolutly no way i'm crossing the line. I prefer to end myself without hurting my relatives or innocent child.
Drown yourself in the ocean.
>>69084
perhaps you should look into online dating sites that way you are able to move romantic and sexual interest to another person that may also double as an investment for future happiness?
>>69086
Perhaps i should. Problem is i'm in a remote location. I'm lucky enough to have internet but population here is max 200. I will not find a partner here (already checked) and if i do meet someone online, i wont be able to meet her in person.
>>69085
Since i'm a pretty good swimmer, it will be hard to make it look like an accident. But i will keep that in mind.
>>69093
well for all you know there is a lady thinking the same thing. Just consider: if one exists then what other options does she have amirite?
try...
- throw yourself down a stairs and hope you break your neck.
- steal a plane/helicopter and try to fly it
- drunk driving
Fight criminals
>>69106
The two latter options are horrible. You can hurt other people with those and that's just not nice. You are already hurting enough people by dying, don't have to take innocent bystanders down with you.
>>69084
>i dream of having a relationship with one of my pupil
And you wanna off yourself just for this? Lame as fuck. Have you ever thought about getting some help for this? I don't know how old you are but if you're new to the teaching world maybe it's just a temporary phase or whatever.
Anyway, eat poisonous mushrooms. Some of them are lethal for what I understand.
>>69084
Pedos are common as fuck, just look at /a/. The thing is that 95% of them just keep it to themselves because it's social suicide admitting it and obviously most of them aren't rapists.
If you honestly feel you can't control yourself and think you're going to go rape somebody then go ahead and off yourself otherwise there's no issue as long as you don't make it one.
>>69224
>Pedos are common as fuck, just look at /a/.
>>69041
i love you OP pls dont do this to me. i know i may have imperfections but that never stopped me from trying to make up for it and make this relationship work. pls forgive me. we can talk it out and maybe we can work something out (i hope). pls dont do this i need you in my life. meeting you has always been the best moment in my life i hope you understand. you are the only one that can make me feel all happy and warm inside
>>69093
That's just a perfect cue for the "I don't understand, he was such a good swimmer. He must have gotten a really bad cramp" interview on the telly.
>>69084
Just read some loli manga (hentai obviously) and jack off to it anon.
There. I helped. Dues paid.
IS someone going to get on my request now?
>>69351
Also, it gives you a lot of time to figure out if you should turn back or not.
Swim away from shore, just like you're not supposed to. If you decide to turn back, turn back by all means. You can find a way to live well. I promise.
If you turn back and decide to diddle some little kid, murder yourself immediately instead. Fuck making it look like an accident.
>>69093
I second this >>69086
Join interpals.net, look for someone your age or someone over the age of majority in any country where they would accept to relocate to yours.
It will be easier if you like Russians, Thais, Indonesians or Chinese, and you should consider looking into Colombia and Venezuela too. Europeans all have a thing for Korea and Kpop.
Search 'Culture pals' on >>>/int/ if you need more details or any advices.
They have helped suicidals and Neets to get laid and some got married. Give it a try.
Electrocution while in the attic, unfortunately I can't help you with the pain part, as no matter WHAT you do it's going to be unbelievably painful, of just drink yourself to death anon, good luck, if you really are going through with this, you DO NOT want to fail
>>69084
You could always get a job that doesn't make you work with kids.
Or you can just move to Japan and draw loli porn.
>>69084
Go out into the wood s ant get lost (make it look like you were well prepared for the trip and had intentions of coming back), or maybe you could just... fuck girls (of age) and masturbate to keep any urges under wraps.
That dream was just a one time thing, right?
I had a dream that I fucked my sister, but I wound never want to do it ever in my life irl, even if she threw herself at me (she isn't attractive).
>>69589
i am not op but i never browsed /int/ and this seems like a fun idea
Cut your car's seatbelt. Make it look as if it ripped off after years of use, or got stuck in something. Get rid of it.
Drive normally, in a route nobody would suspect from and fly over a cliff. Don't drive too fast, may be suspicious. Just a high cliff.
Loosen your kitchen's gas tube. Go to sleep.
>>69041
you need a witness and a killer, pay some street-criminal to pretend to try to mug you and kill you in a dark place (so he isnt catched and ends up fessing) infront of a bar or sth like that were the witness is both reliable and unreliable
you can also carry a gun to a public place and shout "im gonna kill you all hahahah", shoot to the sky, wait for them to run and call the cops, then point the gun at them
or get into the ghetto, call the baddest looking motherfuck you can find a fucking nigger, then take out a gun so he is forced to shot instead of beating you to death, which would be painful as fuck
>>69742
try to not be stupid, there's some people round here who like to lure autistic anons into traps, not the fun ones, the kind they savagely break your heart for lulz
>>69757
I was going to say the same thing, what a coincidance
could get hit by a car, cross a highway at night do it high or drunk that happened to my friend makes me wonder if he really just killed himself lol
>>69988
Don't do this. The driver of the car will have to live with your death for the rest of his life. That kind of thinking can fuck some people up, man.
>>69730
I had a dream I fucked my friend but that's many years ago and I am not even attracted to guys.
Dreams are weird dude
>>70014
I fucked my mom in one of my dreams. It was awesome.
>>70028
I fucked my own clone in one of my dreams.
I felt confused when I woke up.
>>69084
There are more pedos in this world than you think. I don't know exactly what situation you are in, but if you're afraid that you're going to do something you'll dearly regret, I suggest you go seek help.
You're suffering from a mental illness, but you don't have to die for this.
>>69901
are you talking based on experience?
if not, i'd like to hear some horror stories just to know what i signed up for
>>69084
If you don't read anymore of this essay just read this:
You are a good person because you feel guilty and that makes you a better person than 99.99% of the population already.
Anyway, there is very strong evidence that suggests a large proportion of men and probably women evolved with sexual drives oriented toward kids.
1. It's to do with being the first to claim the female in order to stake the first claim on her to insure that when she does become fertile, you're the one she is likely to conceive the offspring with.
2. Homosexuality and young boys also makes sense because there is less competition for breeding females, these individuals are protective over the next generation of males.
3. You probably need to find someone who understands your desires and accepts you for them and will allow you to play out your fantasies with her/him the best you can. I think its more unusual for me since I am a girl and while I am not attached to children, I find the idea of these acts arousing but I accept this part of me because I will never act on it.
I talked to my psychologist a bit about it and it's very common. the bottom line is, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EVIL THOUGHTS, just actions that are wrong.
Alternatively, you can also get a sex doll that looks like a child. Pretty sure Japan has mastered that art. Importing could be an issue depending on your laws.
I posted on /Advice about a year ago asking the same sort of things. I look back now and I am so happy i didn't go through with it. Everyone who has thought about it and waited a year came out saying how happy they where they didn't go through with it.
See a psychologist, just keep moving forward while your world seems to explode around you. You will come out stronger in the end.
>>69041
OP before you do it let us know which one your going with im curious
>>70105
yes
>some guy from my neighborhood passes me his number on /b/
>add to watssup cause lonely, want anon friends
>talk a bit, but he is weird as fuck so stop responding
>time later a girl i used to know appears from nowhere and asks me to go out
>this girl and i used to have a very good relationship, could flirt and talk for hours, but i was having a thing with her best friend so we couldn't do anything between us
>thought this was catch-up time
>go out two or three times with her
>should have noticed, everytime i went out with her the other guy messaged me and asked me weird stuff like "should i fuck my underage cousin"
>not only that, but girl's subject of conversation were /pol/ and /r9k/ baits, like she would talk about feminism and stuff i saw posted that very same day, or say things like "i have this friend who all girls just want to fuck him, what do you think it is?" and then proceed to say "nope" to all ideas i come up with, like she was wanting me to hate the guy rather than make a point or tell a story
>this goes on for two dates
>she invites me to her "small birthday party"
>sends me pics of her
> i go with some friends, is her, three other girls, and guy who gets really excited when we come in, starts laughing and sending messages like crazy
>30 mins later like 10 chads come in laughing and with skateboards, this super-chad dude with a smug frog smirk starts shaking hands and doing eye contact with all of us
>he and the girl start schmoozing in the middle of the kitchen in a very sexual way, he then grabs her and takes her upstairs to fuck
>We are left there just sitting in her living room talking with the only girl that it isn't sucking the chad's dicks
>send some nasty whatsapp msgs to her and go back home super angry
>whatsapp anon changed his profile pic, he is the super chad with a frog smug smirk, the girl now has a pic of her and the super chad /b/ anon in a beach, the chad has a new status:
>"Don't talk with strangers"
>>70197
whats worse, im not completely sure of this, but the girl always insisted on going to a specific bar, and i think the bartender was this guy, which means i could have drank a lot of cum and spits and piss
Please don't do it, and to those answering the question imagine if it were your loved one. My buddy offed himself a bit over 2 years back, it's horrible for those left behind, regardless of whether or not it was suicide. God bless in Christ's name
OP here, thanks for all the answers.
I'm still looking on the internet a way to die and make it look like an accident but damn it's hard.
What i'm afraid of is to fail to kill myself and having to live with the consequences.
>>70118
For now, i'm thinking about paracetamol but i'm worried of the time it take and if i mess up the lethal dose.
>>70117
>>70119
I will check that. Thank anon.
>>70232
I hate saying this but it's not too late to change your mind and seek any kind of help.
From your posts it's pretty clear you don't want to kill yourself anon, can't you understand?
>>70232
This >>70245, someone really determined to kill themselves would've offed themselves by now, even before they started this thread.
OP, you may not know this, but you started this thread as a cry for help.
Anyways, like >>70117 said there's a difference between being a bad person and being a good person who does bad things.
Anyways watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA43AEcsl2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFgQzaaUwqQ
>>69742
The general on /int/ is only if he wants to talk about things related to interpals.net with people who use it too.
It's more about the penpal idea than /int/.
OP could talk to people online, and meet the right woman that would come and live with him, or he could decide to change his life and leave his shark infested coast for a place where he could get a better life with someone on his side.
And he won't be sexually frustrated anymore if he's milked daily.
>>69093
Do you live in Australia
