need comeback I was drunk at this party this weekend, and there

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2016-05-24 20:53:37 Post No. 127686
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 20:53:37 Post No. 127686 [Report]

need comeback
I was drunk at this party this weekend, and there is a video of me slam dunking into a beer pong table. some ugly girl commented "we called it, this kid forsure does hard drugs" I have never done drugs in my life and I need to roast her badly. but I dont think it can be too offensive. The only thing I came up with is "Harder than ISIS raped your home country" cuz she is arab or something. but that passes the line llol

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 20:58:14 Post No.127687
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 20:58:14 Post No.127687 [Report]

>>127686
shameful self bump

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 21:21:14 Post No.127699
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 21:21:14 Post No.127699 [Report]

>>127686
Fuck, I'd go with that one man. Confirm that she's Syrian or Iraqi or it might not work.
Additionally you could use "harder then my dick when[....]"

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 21:36:52 Post No.127715
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 21:36:52 Post No.127715 [Report]

>>127699
isnt that so brutal?
All her friends think I am a legend for doing that.I dont wamt to be to brutal to get her friends mad at me

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 23:06:59 Post No.127754
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 23:06:59 Post No.127754 [Report]

>>127686
bumparoo

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 23:20:34 Post No.127767
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 23:20:34 Post No.127767 [Report]

lol post video

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 23:28:04 Post No.127775
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 23:28:04 Post No.127775 [Report]

>>127767
comeback first homie

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Anonymous 2016-05-25 07:27:05 Post No.128053
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Anonymous 2016-05-25 07:27:05 Post No.128053 [Report]

"I didn't know your mom was a hard drug"

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Anonymous 2016-05-25 07:46:55 Post No.128065
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Anonymous 2016-05-25 07:46:55 Post No.128065 [Report]

>>127686
"Maybe, but not hard enough to think 'forsure' is one word."

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Anonymous 2016-05-25 08:05:31 Post No.128071
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Anonymous 2016-05-25 08:05:31 Post No.128071 [Report]

Don't reply at all, that bitch is ugly and doesn't deserve your attention. She thinks this is her chance to do some social climbing, show her that she's still not worth anyone's time.