I wanna get something delivered to me, but not directly to my house. [spoiler]Its a dildo.[/spoiler] A PO box is an expensive option. What other choices do I have?
How big is the dildo in question?
>>120130
Things like that usually come in unmarked boxes. Also who cares? Perfectly normal.
>>120135
>medium sized
Not going to help full blown faggots like you.
>>120137
Are you saying that a small dildo would've been more acceptable?
>>120135
>mom, dad: I have finally made a wise investment... Now, let me show you how this bad boy works.
Poste restante (if that's a thing anymore)? Have it delivered to a post office across town and pick it up there
>>120130
What county do you live in
>>120321
Burgerland.
Use a drop, look for an abandoned house, have the product shipped to it and leave a signed note on the door with a tip for the postman telling him that he should leave it there.
Tell your neighbors you're getting a surprise for your mom and want to use the house for the package drop off
If you can have it shipped by UPS you can pick u the package from UPS Store or to a UPS Access Point
https://www.ups.com/content/us/en/bussol/browse/personal/delivery_options/my_choice.html
>>120335
*pick up the package
