>silent protag
Why is this allowed?
I have autism.
>>26622291
Because if they said something stupid, the self-insert autists would throw a fit because "they" would never say that.
Release your hacks
No, I only have 2(mew and shaymin)
>>26621988
my late girlfriend gave me these and I still use them.
Do you guys mock me? Look at you, just a bunch of hacking nobodies! Do you know why I am where I currently am at, as a famous PokeTubers? Because unlike you, I actually have respect for Gamefreak and choose to play legitimately. I play the play as it was meant to be played, unlike you pieces of shit.
Go ahead, hack your fake Pokemon with your mainsteam Smogon sets, all your doing is being sheep to Smogon as they change the meta for the worse. You do that with your predictable and stale competitive sets, while I, Verlisify, still have my integrity and take risks when I play competitively. Go ahead, keep your generated Life Orb or AV Bisharps, while I will keep on breeding for unique sets!
*Howls with integrity*
http://www.strawpoll.me/10377407
Should I make a least favourite poll to go with this one as well?
Looks like it's time for the neverending stream of spammy bumps in order to attention seek more than a tumblrina. As of late, Solgaleo and Xerneas appear to be gaining more votes, while Giratina remains the most popular in front of Rayquaza and the Johto birds.
And Kyurem is still dead last. Kek.
The votes are slowing down. I wonder how many people /vp/ has on average.
The Forces of Nature have deemed you worthy to bestow upon you three Pokemon-related wishes, with three caveats...
1. You can't wish for anybody at Nintendo, Game Freak, in the fandom, or in any Pokemon fictional series to die or come back to life.
2. You cannot wish that your waifu / husbando would fall in love with you.
3. And you cannot wish for more wishes.
Otherwise, the genies will grant your wishes to the greatest extent that they resemble your interpretation of them. What do you wish for?
>>26621688
"1. I wish Tornadus would stop creating hurricanes every five seconds. I lost my favorite hat because of you.
2. Likewise, I wish Thundurus would quit it with the thunder storms. You keep causing blackouts while I'm trying to finish my homework goddammit.
3. I want Landorus to adopt me and be my daddy."
>>26621688
1. I wish Landorus didn't exist
2. I wish Thundurus didn't exist
3. I wish Tornadus didn't exist
1. Lippety Lippen pls no fire fighting kitten
2. Have May become my sexfriend (no love)
3. Give Heracross a cool megaform that doesn't suck and get BTFO by fast birde
ITT: Animals that probably shouldn't get more pokemon. I could do without any more Bears and primates.
Frogs
>>26621626
No more birds.
>>26621626
We could do with just one more primate; I want to see a Normal/Bug spider monkey evolution line. Y'know, that's a literally "spider monkey" with multiple appendages. Would make for a creature that's very agile in the trees.
Its (not quite) Phox Phriday
We post phoxes here.
Its still the weekend
If you make one now it will stay alive until next Friday.
Just give it up. Over two days is enough.
What sound does it make again?
KERR KErr Kerr kerr
>>26621499
whu-chkuhh
Ka-chingg!!
>"Rather than any actual feedback from players, it's more accepting the realities of modern life," he said. "Kids these days or even people who grew up playing Pokemon--everyone is a lot more busy. There are a lot more things competing for a person's time than there were back then. For example, there are so many free games you can play on your phone now, there's so many entertainment options, so making it a little easier to play is the reason for that."
>"Back when I was younger,...
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>>26620934
Well, he ain't wrong.
Gamers today are entitled manchildren.
Case in point, /vp/
>>26620934
This guy need to die
>>26621060
>this much edge
Pokemon platinum is the greatest pokemon game of all time, and it's the best that pokemon will ever be.
Best starters, best story, bets antagonists, best protagonists, bets region, best legendaries, best postgame, best waifus, the list goes on
If you disagree your either a delusional old man or an Unovabortion/Kalosperm
>>26620913
but anonHGSS is
>>26620913
Bow down to the king.
>>26620946
>Spin-Off games
Too consistent.
>>26620634
Yeah, you can pretty much randomize all those and it would be more like Digimon evolve
>>26620590
Basically Biyomon's line
This is one of the multiple shitholes on /vp/; Showderp. We have here a neoderp fag, like pic related, tweet his champ claim, and then he gets 6 retweets with forced shitty imgur tier memes from the first 6 neoderp fags, like pic related. After building them on Pokemon Showdown, he tries to beat some random kids on OU, until he faces a stallfag, who forces him to impeach himself after being stalled for 2 hours.
Memes:
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Art:
http://booru.showderp.com/
Music:
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/showderp
Neoderp...
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first for straight people only
>>26620387
>showderp collapses
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-382493334
LAST TIME
>We got the second badge
>then....got soft-locked by terrible game design, and were unable to continue
>this required a complete restart of the game
>once caught up again, we filled out our party.
WHILE OFFSCREEN
>I got some levelups and evolved a couple pokemon
>apparently, Sewaddle liked me because it evolved only a single level after evolving the first time!
what's...
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current party
>>26620251
if dubs you ends this charade and play platinum instead
and before we challenge the gym, I was informed by multiple people that I missed a grass area in Castelia city...so what are we catching here?
1,2,3
What did she mean by this?
>>26619385
>she
>>26619385
That she wants OP to stop being such a faggot
>>26619393
>wants
Post whimsicott
Lilligant also allowed
I love the Fluff queen
This is my kind of thread.
Lopunny Thread!
Every bunny is welcome.