Why the hell has this faggot not been banned to AG yet? It's fucking ridiculous.
>>27180053
Because it's negative offensive presence gives Xerneas a free Geomancy.
>>27180079
It doesn't matter when it can just use an oko move when it's less than half health.
>>27180053
It has 4 moveslot syndrome like a bitch, and is utterly walled by Shedinja.
That's it folks. I'm mad.
I have to leave for work in an hour or so. Everyday I browse /vp/ while pooping. Every day I have some giggles and it's a good experience overall.
Not since this cancer that is commonly called Pokemon Go. I've never seem an influx as big as this one. Normie's arrive in the dozens. Every day. They delete relevant threads with their stupid shit.
>which team is da best
>as a redditor which teams show my progressiveness best
>which...
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>>27180026
> Pokemon players of any type not being "normies".
Where have you been since the 90's? There is almost nothing more widespread than Pokemon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
you sound bitter
Dumping some leaks
Pokemon
>There is 170 new pokemon in Aloha's dex
>70 old pokemon in the dex as well.
>Mega Evolutions appear in these games, and with 24 new mega evolutions.
>4 Mega Evolutions that are exclusive to different versions.
Story
>Magearna and Volcanion appears in a optional side-story that bears some similarities to the latest Pokemon movie.
>Zygarde is...
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>>27179963
>Geo Empire
>Not "Team _____"
Ya tried.
>aloha
>240 total dex
Sure, OP.
>>Geo Empire's role in the story is to own the world with tourism. Starting with Aloha, their goal is to fill the whole Aloha's islands with tourism, thus disrupting the balance between the technology and nature.
>>They plan to use Solgaleo and Lunala and a third legendary to control the day and night for their tourism events and is the main part of the story.
>>The designs for their grunts look like business workers with black coloured luxury apparel.
kek...
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Fakemon thread
post..fakemon..
>>27179850
Ayy/Lmao type
He's hot
>>27181358
Oh, it's you again.
Yet you still are, just like you were playing Ruby and Sapphire, and will be yet again mocked for it. History will repeat itself come the dawn of Hoenn, and you fools will be ridiculed. After all, who can match up against the likes of Charizardmon and Mewtwomon.
>>27179818
it's going to be nearly impossible to evolve anything once they got past gen wun
>>27179818
I'll enjoy my mawile, who gives a fuck about anyone else
>Episode 934: Kalos League Victory! Ash's Ultimate Match!!
>Ash wins the league
>>27179777
Trips don't lie. Jesus Christ approves of this post.
>>27179777
>>27179833
off to a good start
>>27179912
It's all over now. We had a good run. Fucking Jigglypuff couldn't have posted a second earlier.
>Popplio is gonna become a mermaid
Ok I don't like it but why couldn't they at least make it like pic related. It is even a japanese folklore
>>27179679
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirenia
>Sirenia, commonly sirenians, are also referred to by the common name sirens, deriving from the sirens of Greek mythology. This comes from a legend about their discovery, involving lonely sailors mistaking them for mermaids.
Doesn't mean furbait seal is real though.
OP, do you know what a Selkie is?
>>27179728
I am not saying they are real but if they are the pic related thing would look better
>>27179978
No anon I can't google.
Guys I just want to point out that this 'creature' from japanese folklore is probably a better base as a selkie/mermaid whatever
It's happening /vp/! Gamefreak/TPC is finally making that Pokemon merchandise you've been dreaming of a reality!
But what do you want?
>>27179491
I want a Latias body pillow.
>>27179491
Official Gardevoir daki (shiny on one side, mega on the other)
Apparel with diverse Pokémon.not just Pikachu please
>It has been 3 generations since buyable new types of Pokéball were introduced.
I hope Sun and Moon brings new types and also for fuck's sake, let us get Apricorn Balls again.
I think there should be more type specific Pokéballs like the Net Ball.
Pokéball ideas thread?
They need to add some type of Pokéball Management feature for all us balltists.
Let the player change the Pokéball a mon is in (except for the Cherish Ball maybe). Let players customize the popping out effect again with Seals and also change the color of regular Pokéballs to be something other than red.
Brunch Ball
only works between 9:00 a.m.- 12 p.m.
They should nerf the Dusk Ball so its effectiveness at night/caves is just the same as Ultra Balls, only cheaper.
Also make a daytime/morning equivalent. Maybe call it the Sleepy Ball/Dew Ball.
Hey PokeBros! Does anyone here have experience with hacking/cheating in Pokemon Go?
no
go outside fatty
>>27179404
You can rack up crazy distance for hatching eggs by using the microwave turn plate.
I'm disabled I cant always do that.
>Mega evolution trainer
>Has a Charizard Tyranitar Metagross Weavile
Could this be hinting at a Mega Weavile in S&M?
Wait a god damn fucking jew ass minute. That "leak" mentioned Mega Weavile reveal next month.
>>27150148
It fucking happening?
>>27179379
He only uses Mega Charizard so he's not a mega trainer
>>27180425
We only have to wait until sunday to confirm.
What's your Bro and why is it your bro?
>I get sliver and sister gets gold, our first games
>I pick Totodile while she pick Chikorita
>Spends most of the time we play pokemon calling my starter shit, and bragging how good her starter is
>refuses to battle me because "She would win too easily"
>Would stop hanging out with her, but no friends makes that hard
>Then after...
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>>27179266
Feraligatr was the best gen II starter desu
>>27179442
No, Typhlosion was the best Gen ll starter. Feraligatr is the best gen ll starter now, though.
The physical/special split helped the Gatr out so fucking much.
>>27179498
Nah, Feraligatr was better even in Gen II unless you're talking about competitive in which case it doesn't matter because both are irrelevant.
Why the fuck not?
>Razr
They still make those?
Idk, I got it in 2011
How about posting this in an existing thread, mate?
What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, Germany, the UK, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region...
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ITALIANONS WHERE YOU AT?!
First for Mystic
>>27179203
Pastafag here.stil can't download it
If you were raising a Kiteruguma, would you let it hug you?
Would hugs lead to fugs?
If so, yes.
>>27179174
>a kiteruguma will never suddenly embrace me and without realizing slowly begin to smother me
>i will never hear my own bones break as i struggle to escape
>no one will hear my cries for help
why isn't kiterugama real?
>>27179174
No. It can break anything in two.