4TH OF JULY MOTHERF*****S?
>>26966530
Fun fact. Independence was declared 240 years and 2 days ago.
>>26966530
>Censoring your fucks
UnAmerican.
Delete this thread.
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Perhaps the greatest pokemon fanfic ever. Far from the good stuff, yet already the greatness shows.
Ready for more?
Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of
a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The
crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a
cacophony of natural horror. All the while David sat glumly, shielding
himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree. He was soaked to the
bone and miserable. Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food,
and no company...
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Oh boy here we go.
>>26966389
Back to general anon
>>26966389
“Garde,” she nodded again. He moved another hand to her, sliding it
over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes. She seemed to
begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes. David could
feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked
ground. The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above
them creaked threateningly.
The best thing about a pokemon is that they’ll never be able to tell anyone about it.
In a flash his pants...
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Pokémon is very dishonest to Bug Types
they really should have made bug resist fairy instead of the reverse
they must take out fairy, ghost and poison resistances
>>26966117
Fighting, Fairy and Ghost resistances are bullshit.
Fire, Flying, Poison and Steel are reasonable and balanced.
I hope to heavens some day they'll rectify this. Bugs deserve love.
Let's have a current team thread. Post your team and rate others.
I'm replaying Heart Gold with this trash
Typhlosion
Vileplume
Pinsir
Dragonite
Tyranitar
Lanturn
White 2, first time actually trying to beat the sequels, grinding is killing me and I want to die.
Emboar
Braviary
Zoroark
Foongus
Joltik
Ducklett
It's a work in progress.
Playing Pokemon Redfor the first time.
Have an Ivysaur, Ekans, and a Spearow.
Emerald:
Combusken
Vibrava
Pelipper
Breloom
Sableye
.
Happy?
Literally my mom's sister
Does this deco version come with a kraken?
what did you do?
>you will never live in pokemon world
>Nintendo develops Pokémon GO
I get what you're saying but Oran berries are basically just blueberries.
At least post a picture of a Pokemon when you're making this kind of thread.
>>26965633
i can beat you in pokemon i have a level 100 talonflame
>>26965491
Rotom-W is the real cancer.
sure kid jump in to my van and we'll go battle in the abandoned quarry
Reminds of this guy on wifi one time whos description said level 100 only and he only had legendaries
rate my team
>>26965401
>Charizard
0/10
>>26965401
Thunder my shit up/10
>>26965415
charizard is my only pokemon fire
What's the pokemon equivalent to a puppetmon?
cacturne or nuzleaf
Geno.
>>26965389
Banette
What do you think of this for another Fly-based line. We just got Cutiefly but I wish we get a housefly-based Pokémon as well.
>>26965213
Is that middle stage based on The Fly movie's machine?
>>26965235
it looks like a pupitar that put on samus' helmet
New Gen 7 leak incoming
>they announce Pokémon Black 3 and White 3
>/vp/ rejoices
>the game uses 3D models
>many features return from XY
>Join Avenue and Funfest Missions are removed but the game adds new features and expands on the PWT
>Ghetsis does one thing that's out of line with his fanon depictions
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Why is that title card so edgy
Also:
>Mega Evolutions return, make the Unova starters more viable, and give Emboar a typing besides Fire/Fighting
>/vp/ cries even more
>>26964888
Look up midnitez-remix.
Do it at your own risk, however.
>These effects will never have moves/abilities to activate them
JUST
>>26964834
What is this
>>26964834
>swamp
otherwise, I could see a rainbow status effect that stops weather or improves accuracy or something
>>26964993
>>26964993
They're what happens when 2 Pokemon use 2 different Pledge moves.
Let's have this thread again.
Johto and Unova have the best route layouts and locations, and are smaller more compact regions that dont waste locations, rather than be huge regions with unnecessary locations (Hoenn and Sinnoh) Placers like Lake of Rage, Pokeathelon, Ecruteak City, Lanucosa Town, Marine Tube, etc are very interesting for various reasons.
Sinnoh has some absolutely irredeemable flaws, like the level of tedium involved in traversing it, the number of TMs and aformented nothing locations, but it has some of the best music in the series, and a...
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>>26964511
You accidentally swapped Unova and Kalos senpai
>>26964585
Even if I lowered Unova I'd sooner raise Kanto
>>26964511
This is actually accurate, at least in my opinion.
/vp/, recommend me some pokemon rom hacks to play
gbc, gba, ds are all appreciated
puppet mon emerald
>>26964501
They all suck dick
Once you go blaze black (2), you never go back