>dad walks in
>then walks out
>Dad never walks in
>Then comes back with lube
Pokemon Go high CP training discussion thread.
I participated in the beta and I get the feeling that there's some evidence that the XS and XL tags indicate something a little more than arbitrary stats. Here's my observations:
>Your starter is XL on both height and weight.
>Evolutions on Pokemon without much interaction like training, gym placement, or feeding candy tend to evolve to something with XS stats. (Out of nine evolved Pidgeys, eight of mine have been XS)
>Training...
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>>27039580
Was your father the first one to touch you at night or your uncle?
>>27039580
thanks anon.
I swear I had a XL Weedle turn into an XS Kakuna.
Do Officer Jennys ever get killed in the line of duty?
This isn't Spec Ops The Line.
>>27039179
No, they save all the dangerous work for their growlithes to run in and get gunned down.
>>27039268
>Be me
>Be carless
>Friend running eraands in town
>Friend has car
>I go with because im out if pokeballs and Mankeys and Beedrills have shown alot around where i live
>GIMMIE.jpg
>20 minute drive to post office, try 12 times on way there
>Each time the servers are fucked the fuck up
>"Our...
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>>27039174
Fuck off underage.
Tl;dr
>>27039200
Not underage im 19 and fuckin poor
>>27039200
Drove around for over an hour, tried to connect 25+ times, got in for 2 minutes before i was kicked off again to not be able to get back in.
Server is down since 4 hours...
Do someone know why?
Did they change anything?
How about you kill yourself, newfag?
Stop flooding the board with this garbage.
Use the fucking catalog and go to your containment thread
>>27038721
>>27039033
fuck off poorfag
Bruno is the only one who managed to be part of 2 elite fours,is he the greatest pokemon trainer alive?
His Hitmonchan could solo Lance's entire HGSS team. He should be champion.
>>27038893
Nah. Lance was a Elite Four Member, but also the Champion from another region.
>>27038893
Johto is not real region.
GEN 5 MONS CONFIRMED UNOVABROS
Low quality bait
Now use the fucking catalog and go to your containment thread
>>27038721
Would be kind of neat if the U.S. Only got Unova mons.
Lame that we wouldn't have a bigger selection, but I could respect the canon.
>>27039117
I would die of happiness.
>gen 1 dottor ferri > shit >>>>>> gen 7 dottor ferri
What went wrong?
>>27038773
LITERALLY nothing you nostalgicfag.
>implying Doctor Ferri was good
>>27038773
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is...
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who /502/ here?
If PTC isn't up soon I'll complain on this anonymous image board.
I'll do it!
server's back up
for now at least
>>27038545
Charge your phone
It's real, i have it too
>>27038545
If that not fake where the fuck did you get that?
What's /vp/'s favorite Fire starter? http://www.strawpoll.me/10698200
>Charizard winning
So does /vp/ not hate it anymore?
Emboar.
I'm happy with any of them winning though (just as long as it isn't shitty Blaziken)
>>27038620
So is Blaziken the new Charizard here?
Whenever I load up Pokemon Go, it only gives me the option to use a Pokemon Trainer Club account (which are poorly maintained shit accounts), when everyone else says they're logging in with Google accounts. What the fuck is this and how do I fix it?
>>27038163
Uninstall and reinstall and see if it's there. If everybody else can do it, there's no reason your particular app shouldn;t.
How many fucking useless threads will you make before you realise there's a general for this shit?
Kill yourself.
Go to your containment thread gofag
>>27037354
How do I evolve my starter in Pokemon GO? I can't get any candy for him, do I need to battle gyms with him because hes so under leveled that he is knocked out right away.
>>27038099
bump?
Stop making useless threads use the catalog and go to the pokemon go general. Btw you need an amount of pokemon candy for that respective pokemon to evolve it
Starters suck dick in this game, they're too rare to evolve or power up.
How hasnt verlisfy been hacked yet? Genuinely suprised
>>27038091
That's actually a good question anon
>>27038091
Literally who? Maybe if more people than you cared about him he'd have been hacked.
>>27038091
Who is this fag and why should I care?
Also, kek at the XYZ-Army people in the comments. Youtube """personalities""" truly attract the lowest common denominator
fucking furries
I'm masturbating
>>27037995
I just ejaculated
>>27037995