>brother and I are walking around at night, playing Pokemkn GO
>catch a paradin and spearow
>as were walking, some rednecks in a truck stop
>dudes ask us if we're lost
>my brother explains that we're playing a mobile game
>one of the rednecks ask if it's Pokemon
>my brother nods
>the rednecks explain that many...
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>>27093440
>paradin
huh
So I'm not one of the "stay in your General" types, but did this really need its own thread?
>>27093529
Tentaquil's prevo
Noooo oneeee surfs like Gastrodon!
>>27093208
Tanks hits like Gastrodon!
>>27093208
Waterfalls like Gastrodon!
Gen 3 pokemon are so ugly desu.
>tfw fell for the instinct meme
No one is team instinct. Everyone is team blue or red. What the hell was I thinking? West Omaha is all Blue.
It's cool being contrarian
4chan 101
Get into the general thread.
Can someone let me know if this is a new Pokemon? Found it on Pokemon go and I just want to know if it's actually a Pokemon or just a weird dog.
>>27093042
That's Mega Zapdos! You're so damn lucky.
Do you not know a Bunneary when you see one?
>>27093042
God.
Arceus is dead and shitposting killed him
>>27092956
Also known as Llama God, or the Dalai Llama.
>>27092956
The Hoopa movie was mediocre but it was fucking worth it for that Arceus cameo at the end. Gave me goosebumps, lads.
Fucking Hoopa DCing from Lugia was pretty funny.
Rotom-Heat when?
>>27092849
After you kill yourself
>>27092889
JIDF detected
>>27092849
things that never happened.
both of them.
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is...
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nigger
second for V A L O R
Valor is Trump's Team
Remember to Make Pokemon Great Again
Cont.
i am 100% certain what the topic of this thread is, thanks OP!
Shit
>>27092705
Someone beat ya to the punch, OP. >>27092638
Plus the topic of this thread is pretty vague, unlike the new one which obviously references the old one.
>Today /vp/ mods are cake in New level, so post anything
>>27092634
I'm seen some messed up stuff on 4chan, but this is the worst. Kill yourself.
>>27092676
>>27092634
Jesus Christ, i can hide the GO threads and the tailsposter. Just kill yourself faggot
CoroCoro when?
>>27092516
1 hour max
>>27092546
How do you know?
>>27092516
>Pokemon Go Nuzlocke
How do you win?
>>27092226
How does that even work
>>27092250
>can only obtain one Pokemon per city
>if a Pokemon loses at a gym, it must be released/never used again
>>27092246Become the very best like no one ever was
What does CP do?
Do all Pokémon have the same pontecial or there's stronger ones?
>>27092153
That's a nice Clafairy. Mine is a 34 :)
>>27092153
Whatever it is you should make sure not to talk to anyone about it, especially a cop.
CP = combat power
The higher the CP the stronger the pokemon
Every pokemon has different potential. For example if you caught a 10 CP clarify, it's max potential (rough guess) would be like 200.
But when you are higher level you find stronger pokemon. I have a clarify with CP of like 223, which if i had to guess, i could upgrade it to like 400 to hit its max potential.
>Team Valor
Might makes right. A Pokemon and Trainer's value is based on being the strongest they possibly can be. Work towards goals to better selves and achieve goals.
>Team Instinct
Breeding and care-giving. Unironically cucks, they seek to raise children that aren't their own. Don't ever talk to me or my Pikachu's son ever again.
>Team Mystic
Fedora-tier atheists. Won't shut up about evolution. Thinks a Pokemon's value...
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Red is by far the most common one you cuck
>>27091992
Blue has 14k on Reddit,
Yellow 9k
Red 7k
Every strawpoll taken on 4chan has had Red in dead last.
Why reply if you have no idea what's being discussed?
>>27091992
You're full of shit.
Dubs names my shiny Fletchling
looks like its name is "Dubs names my shiny Fletchling"
>>27091855
HOLY SHIT!!!
Release it.
Have you brought your old bike out for GO, /vp/?
>>27091851
>not being a cyclebro since you were in the womb
>>27091851
Yep. Makes me really wish I had a Talonflame or Volcarona.
>>27091851
Nope, been biking the whole time. I usually bike about 10 miles for fun, going through neighborhoods. Now I have something to do while I ride! Cool!