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I am a game designer at the pokemon company,and I want to get payback for cutting down a couple employees' paycheck(including mine),but I don't want to get fired so I'm gonna give out some info(but not too much) on the new pokemon game secretly in development,as well as a few other dirty secrets.
The new pokemon game will be called pokemon z,and will be revealed at the upcoming superbowl.The company wanted to reveal this surprise out of nowhere to the world ,so after we produced the pokemon superbowl commercial,we cut the commercial length in half and will...
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Man, that's gonna confuse the normies SO much.
>Ad suddenly switches from genwunner pandering to Megatron Zygarde
>>25101839
>this poorly written
For a second there I thought I was actually gonna get baited
You're fake, but whatever
>Not just adding the DLC and re-releasing the game as ORAS+ Edition or whatever
Pretty sure Nintendo did that for a Mario game once.
>2016
>still no gay pokemon breeding
>putting two males in the daycare so they can browse the GTS for kids
>>25100572
Reproduction requires a male and a female (except in the case of genderless/hermaphrodite creatures), that's just biology
>>25100572
>Fags can breed
....
Also:
>2016
>GF hasn't implemented a mechanic in which having two same sexed pokemon results in their death via pokeAIDS or something.
Step up your game, GF.
![tumblr_o1nya8z8fC1tf388eo5_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wfScMIv.png "tumblr_o1nya8z8fC1tf388eo5_1280[1].png")
Now that this episode finally aired, how are Amourshippers trying to damage control after they got BTFO this time?
The fire rises
alright, what happened now?
>>25100573
ash takes slurpuff girl to dance instead of serena because serena was too beta to ask first
>There's still no e4 rep for flying type
Who is Lance?
>>25100202
>this meme again
>>25100202
not a flying type trainer
>Game Freak introduces a major change to Pokemon battles for gen 7
either
>Pokemon (can) have 5 moves
or
>Pokemon (can) hold 2 items
Which would you prefer?
Two items
>>25099609
Hold two items, because interesting things could be done with that
>>25099602
5 moves
Better for coverage
2 items will literally break the game
>start a new file on AS
>search for modest synchronize Ralts
>use the DexNav
>suddenly shiny Ralts appears
>level 13 so it knows Teleport
>ohshitohshitohshit
>switch in my previously caught Ralts which knows Mean Look
>it uses Teleport
hold me
>>25091300
Teleport bypasses Mean Look, you imbecile
>>25091329
No, it doesn't.
>>25091329
You should probably make sure you're correct before you go around insulting people, imbecile.
Is there anything wrong with pokelove?
>>25087364
>opening with titdevoir
Cliché and mod-unfriendly.
>>25087364
How does one love a pocket?
>heart gold and soul silver are the best games in the series
When will this meme end?
>>25100917
Even if you don't think they're the best games, they're by far the best remakes, you can't really argue that.
>>25100926
I rank them below ORAS, but that is mostly because I like Hoenn better than Johto.
>>25100926
I rank them below ORAS, but that is mostly because I like Hoenn better than Johto.
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE SHOWDOWN GREAT AGAIN.
WE GIVE A PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL SIX REGISTERED VOTERS TO FIGHT TO MAKE SHOWDOWN GREAT AGAIN.
>WALL BUILDERS:
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>CAMPAIGN POSTERS:
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>CURRENT TRUMP:
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-323424896
GREAT WALL
bane?
Excuse the site right now, I'm working on re-branding it to be battle-link friendly (no showderp references).
Is there a canon regarding player character & starter choice for each gen? If so what are they? Does it change by version at all?
Also what is your preferred player character and starter for each gen?
man I still feel like R/S and FR/LG was about to come out, at 25 I feel like I'm too old for this..
>>25099654
Gen 1: Male
Gen 2: Male
Gen 3: Female
Gen 4: Female
Gen 5: All
Gen 6: Female
Gen 1: Male
Gen 2: Male
Gen 3: Male
Gen 4: Male
Gen 5: Male
Gen 6: Male
![200px-XY_Diantha[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GLarUFW.png "200px-XY_Diantha[1].png")
I just finished X/Y
What the fuck was that?
>The lack of her in the story
>Just an actress
>That team
>Basic design
Worst Champion ever?
At least the theme is ok i guess.
I want to lick her eyebrows.
>>25098540
>That team
What? You expected her to use a team of 6 pseudos?
![[PM-RAW]Pocket_Monsters_XY_Movie_1_-_The_Cocoon_of_Destruction_and_Diancie[H264_1080P][C24D7CD2].mkv_snapshot_00.09.05_[2015.07.08_07.54.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZZkWwO6.jpg "[PM-RAW]Pocket_Monsters_XY_Movie_1_-_The_Cocoon_of_Destruction_and_Diancie[H264_1080P][C24D7CD2].mkv_snapshot_00.09.05_[2015.07.08_07.54.22].jpg")
>>25098547
What would they taste like?
If we're gonna have all these pokégirl threads we might as well be a little unique with them. Post your favorite girl and what music you're listening to and get judged. No it is not a claim thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnp4CxzmfuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpp2gksAtsU
Been on a big 40's/50's/60's country kick lately.
https://soundcloud.com/kosebeats/girls-be-smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kMn0jxJuNI
What does Japan think of Smogon?
What is the Japanese meta game like?
They don't
Why would they care?
So there are diseases in Pokemon world right? Regardless there must be bacteria. Are bacteria in Pokemon world just microscopic Pokemon? Do Pokemon white blood cells use moves to fight off micro bacteriamon?
Yes. Any other questions?
Well isn't Pokerus a disease and didn't Deoxys bring something with him too if I recall?
>>25095465
Dude it's a fucking children's game and anime, they don't put that much thought into it and neither should you.
You're suffering Tumblr syndrome where you think way harder than the creators.
Explain why
Pic related
>No guard
Fighting type, learns a shitton of low accuracy moves, would instantly move up in tiers given typing
>dynamic punch, hyponosis, hydro pump, mudbomb, focus blast, blizzard, toxic
Weavile
Tough Claws
I don't need to explain myself.
Regigigigigigigas
Stall
>>25094625
I think grass pelt would be better
