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Imagine an armored Salamance without wings battling the Mega Salamance we know and love.
What would the counterpart Mega look like?
Split Megas were a mistake and should never have existed
Charizard and Mewtwo X were both terrible ideas
>>25650862
Both Charizards are fine.
Mewtwo X however doesn't make any sense
>>25650846
I want a Dragon/Rock Shelgon split evo where he decides he was retarded as a child and flying sucks. Much better to stay inside this comfy shell.
What are some memorable pokemon quotes that aren't from the anime or memes?
I'm asking because I need a senior quote and I'm doing it here to rub it in that I'm now 18 and you're all a bunch of old geezers.
PS.My first game was Diamond :^)
Does smell you later count?
>>25649866
'I peel spuds everyday!' - some guy in the kitchen of the SS Anne.
>>25649876
Yeah, but I don't like it. I was thinking maybe something from gen 5, but I don't remember how many of them would seem 3edgy5me out of context.
Come up with some names as if Mega Evolutions were individual Pokémon.
charizardex
venumegasaur
Zygarde is my favourite mega evolution.
M'ladian
Slowmate
This is your daily reminder that the Celebi distribution that is currently running will end soon on the 24th. You don't need a code for this one, just select "GET VIA INTERNET", so you have no excuse.
Got it on day 1.
Now my 10Aniv Celebi is worth nothing because everyone else has one.
>>25645913
>Level 100
Fuck. I was expecting it to be level 5 or something.
>>25645953
The bank one was level 10 iirc
Would you bully a pokemon? Who?
I'd tinker around with Magearna if you get my drift
>>25524738
>wanting to be the bully
>not the bullied
Shit taste, Senpai.
>>25524738
I would bully Gyarados and then I'd fuck her in the ass cause her pussy is to wide for me
![Giovanni_Persian_Power_Gem[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qdGtKwm.jpg "Giovanni_Persian_Power_Gem[1].png")
>Fighting type has ki (aura) for special attacks
>Rock only has Power Gem, and most of the Pokemon that learn it either aren't Rock-type or have shit Special Attack
What else could special Rock-type moves be based around?
>>25653333
Maybe something involving magnetism? But then, that's probably more electric's field. Radiation?
That episode is cool. Giovannis Persian demolishing Pikachu.
Magic crystals.
You realize that these ARE the definitive, and best Pokemon games in the series, don't you anon? If you don't, you might need to be checked for aspergers. Gen V is objectively the best, and the same five/six denialfags spreading their cancer across the board need to be lynched.
![8fb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uVqxFeS.jpg "8fb[2].jpg")
>>25653291
Better to have autism than down syndrome.
Gen IV > Gen V
>>25653291
While I agree with you, your aggressive tone is only going to start a raging flame war
>Gen 7 updates everything your bro needs to be viablein the form of a new pokemon
>post yfw
>>25653033
わかりません
>>25653033
>Gen VI makes a Pokemon that usurps your old bro in terms of look and viability
How will you say goodbye, /vp??
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Has anyone else noticed a disturbing trend towards the resentment of Gen 1 in response to Genwunners instead of that negativity being placed upon the Genwunners themselves?
I swear, it's like people are starting to hate the Gen itself rather than the obnoxious purists fans it tends to spawn. I started with Gen 1, but Gen 2-4 are my favorites. I appreciate where the series has come from and, as a fan, appreciate what it has become. I feel like this shift in general Gen 1 opinion might signify the changing of the guard, so to speak, with newer fans with lesser experience...
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Yeah, I've noticed it too. If anything anti-genwuunners are more rampant than genwunners are. And I hate that if you criticize something a newer game has people automatically start comparing it to gen 1's flaws even though I dislike those same things in gen 1.
I don't know what you mean, but personally, it's called being able to make your own opinion. I think all gens suck, and if you can't handle that, I suggest you run and cry to mommy.
>>25652071
>resentment
That's the wrong word for it anon. No one actually hates the gen 1 games but admit that they have not aged well in the slightest.
That said there's an alarming amount of genwunners cropping up here due to the recent release of the VC games with more and more of them trying to "fit in" by saying they're absolutely fine and any issue with it is negligible and were intended choices.
How do Ash's Pokémon feel, as they wait for him to fulfill his promise of coming back for them?
Like shit. Like bread. Like stale bread. Just kind of crusty, maybe a little moldy, oldy-old... dead inside. Like a dog without his boy.
Pidgeot probably hung itself by now.
>>25651520
Did Charizard die or something also did Squirtle and Bulbasaur ever evolve?
Pokemon then:
>Set on our Earth (mentions of China and South America in the Pokedex), normal animals with control of the simple elements (water, grass, fire, ground). Humans are still the doninate life forms
Pokemon now:
>Bizzaro world where the Pokemon are gods and humans are clueless animals. Pokemon are now Demigods that control the seas and rule the Earth
What went wrong?
>Pokémon Sun and Moon starters still not revealed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
>>25650637
Pokémon were always Deities.
>Bizzaro world where the Pokemon are gods and humans are clueless animals. Pokemon are now Demigods that control the seas and rule the Earth
That's only legendaries.
Is this real or fake?
>>25650482
Yes.
It is real or it is fake.
Real
>>25650482
Always assume fake. Also that is an old fake from a couple of weeks ago.
your thoughts /vp/?
>>25650059
Hofucno altaria grande rotom elevator clover
>>25650059
A cloud that... trumpets?
>>25650059
Altragic Flopde
What does Ash think of science?
>>25650033
>ash
>having an opinion about anything other than pokemons and friendship
>>25650033
THAT IT SURE IS AMAZING!!1
Ha ha clemont's invention exploded AGAIN
the anime's writing is TOP FUCKING NOTCH
Name a worse gimmick than Sky Battles
PROTIP: You literally can't
>Battles that do nothing but completely limit your viable team members to being only if they have an in-game flying animation
I knew from day one it would be shit. They should've shilled Inverse Battles instead
people shit all over these, but i thought it was great.
>>25649950
Yep, I honestly can't. They have absolutely NO justification being a thing. And because of them, we have every flying pokemon perpetually stuck in a retarded flying animation. Thanks Gamefreak, you lazy fucking retards.
