why the fucking fuck is this not a pokémon yet it's literally the MOST OBVIOUS thinbdrnegojisw
>>27111992
Just a hunch but are you from /sp/?
>>27111992
>Electric/Dark
>Legendary whose spots are in reality tiny black holes or like those balls Madara uses.
MAYBE THIS GEN ?!
I'm just going to leave this here.
>>27111926
youre not even tryng
>>27111926
I want to shove it up my ass.
>>27111926
Treecko did some messed up shit.
Wow Hydreigon, you're such a colossal cuck now with your new girlfriend. You're not even cool anymore. You are out of our secret dragon club.
t. Dragonite
>girlfriend
>not boyfriend
get the FUCK out
>>27111794
>Dragonite still hasn't gotten laid
Even Flygon found someone and he's barely a dragon!
Hydreigon is PUSSY WHIPPED
t. Flygon
Once upon a time there was a person named Hitler who went on an epic adventure across the Hoenn region. Many joined him and made suggestions along the way include the helpful tip of not evolving his Pokémon. But just as the story began to reach its climax he vanished and hasn't been seen since. Now I'm bored so I will take his place for now.
>Rules
>I will tell what number is needed to make a choice
>Dubs overrule a choice
>Trips can make...
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nah
Bumping for interest.
>>27111718
Alright so am I a boy or a girl?
1,3,5 decides
>mfw all pokemon parodies are about the first season of the ashnime and le 150 originals
>parody includes new pokemon
>it's all about how new pokemon suck
>>27111703
>Watching parodies
Are you fucking 12?
>>27111703
>parodies being about what people know the most of on a certain topic
No shit anon.
I've fixed that rarity chart I keep seeing post, obviously it depends on what region you are in, but gives you a rough idea of how common pokemon are.
Show me what you've got /vp/
Also, here is the overall data based off the straw poll which had at least 94 respondents.
I've seen a couple of grimer, would have thought they'd be in very uncommon or rare.
>>27111633
I'd put dratini in very uncommon and karp in very common. Out of all those uncommon mons, I've seen a horsea. Def depends on where you live.
So who would like to do the honors of adding Mystic and Instinct logos over their faces?
>>27111601
You do it, Faggot, nobody's at your bec and call
>>27111627
I don't have the time to teach myself to do that shit when a million other faggots out there can do it for me. In the real world, I'd just hire one of you poor fags to do it for me instead like I do with the rest of the menial bullshit I can afford to not do myself
>>27111601
>>27111657
>tumblr
>entitled, incompetent bitch
What a surprise.
G-GUYS CHECK SEREBII NOW!!!
the fuck is a serebii?
>>27111583
No.
That celery looks pretty good. Wanna share it?
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is...
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1st for instict
>>27111499
Is there a possibility to restrict permissions to Pokemon GO app?
I'm concerned about it having the ability to read and send mail.
This game is so fucking fun when it fucking works
It's so cute! ^•^ Have any of you gotten awesome Pokémon?
london?
>>27111481
>^•^
Don't do that, please.
>>27111517
Nope, Canada.
>tfw I just hit 500 hours in Pokemon X
i'm at like 700 hours realtime on y. i also somehow have a girlfriend.
>I left my 3DS on for 5 whole weeks just to have 999:99 as my playtime.
>2 weeks later my 3DS dies. ;_;
>>27111410
That's it
I'm about to hit 900
SERVERS STILL DOWN
REEEEEEEEEE
>Missed out on a Lapras and Dratini because of server shit
>meet qt in park
>hit it off extremely well
>servers crash
>guess I'll leave anon, it was nice meeting you
>o-ok ill see later
>akward hug proceeds as spaggati falls off my pocket
I also forget to ask for her #
Kill me now!
>>27111568
Anon please you don't have to make up stories that's even more depressing.
We're never getting leaks are we?
>>27111247
It's okay just have patients..
WHO AM I FUCKING KIDDING WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN LEAKS!
We usually have leaks by now but I know the 12th is also common. If they're not here tomorrow I'd panic.
>>27111275
>Have Patients
Come on man, we all aren't doctors here.
What's your current team for a playthrough?
I'm going through Clay's gym right now in White, I have Dewott, Foongus, Krokorok, and Darumaka. I'll probably put in an Axew and Klink when I beat Clay.
>>27111224
> Using Darumaka
10/10
In Heart Gold I have a Feraligatr, Gengar, Machamp, Togetic, and a Bellossom.
Playing AS, at Flannery. Current team is Goldeen, Gloom, Masquerain and Lairon. Might grab a Torkoal.
>>27111224
Playing Platinum, just got past the cycling roads and caught a Gible.
>Staravia
>Gyarados
>Rotom
>Gible
I picked Piplup but I dropped the shitter. Might catch a Houndoom later on.
For all leaks follow us on http://www.twitter.com/Pokekalos
How about you go fuck yourself
Noob
What leaks?