Why does GameFreak refuse to make an asshole rival like Blue or Silver again?
>>26332654
Because kids are too sensitive these days. Back in our days we went outside and got into fights and played in the mud. Now kids cry over mean texts and their friends are the nice ole pewdiepie who never does them wrong.
That's why.
pls no i already get bullied enough at school for being fat and autistic ;_;
If Game Freak made a rival that was anything but really friendly and easy to beat, smartphone kids would flush their 3DS's down the toilet then have a seizure and die.
>Oshawott, bipedal, kinda looks like a snowman
>evolves into a quadruped samurai fuck
>Popplio, quadruped, seal
>evolves into a bipedal snowman
How mad would you be?
I won't because he's actuallyimpliedgoing to be fighting
>>26332591
I... I liked samurott's design
>Seashell pauldron Oshawott evo
Why didn't this happen??
Squirt + Turtle or Squirrel + Turtle?
Squirrel + Turtle. That's why he has a curly tail.
Squirrel Turtle. Say it quickly.
>>26332494
frost + lass or frost + Los Angeles + Ass?
>>26332337
>junichj
Link? I don't speak moon anon.
>>26332337
http://zerudez.deviantart.com/art/205-Alpheon-477298789
try again OP
Who do you choose now?
#reptilecrew
>not taking birdbros.
>>26332236
Birds
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No flying.
>been playing since Crystal
>never encountered a shiny
>>26332064
>got 2 shinies in 4 hours on Emerald
>erased the file because I was bored
>"it's only a shiny Taillow, it doesn't matter"
>"I didn't catch that Geodude anyways"
>never seen another one since
>>26332064
Git gud
>>26332064
Well technically that's a lie since you would have encountered the Shiny Gyarados in Lake of Rage.
People keep fighting over whether Rowlet will retain flying or become grass/ground, but I just have to ask, has no one considered:
Branched evolutions?
There hasn't been a single starter with a branched evolution yet. Maybe this is the gen where all three get one?
Rowlet: Grass/Flying or Grass/Ground
Litten: Fire/Ground or Fire/Dark
Popplio: Water/Fighting or Water/Fairy
It'd make sense in the context of Hawai'i being a series of islands and how actual, real-life evolution works.
It's just a theory...
Actually i believe masuda said they wont do that anymore because of complaints
Would definitely like this
>>26332051
The people who complained were fucking morons. We've gotten more GOOD cross-gen evolutions than bad, yet people only seem to ever remember the handful of stinkers (and which ones are stinkers will depend on who you ask).
Why do the 1st gen starter Pokemon feel out of place?
Because they're the only ones with cohesive, iconic designs.
Because they're the only ones that aren't bobble head overly smooth monstrosities?
>>26331862
Nickname thread!
What should I nickname my Chespin? Current ideas:
>Juggernut
>Sledgehog
>Hedge Knight
>Spike
Pecan
>>26331716
Knaughty
>>26331716
Trash it, and replace it with Froakie. Ask for Froakie nicknames instead.
Are the Gen 7 starters the worst starters of all time? If not, then who are?
gen 5
GEN 2
>>26331409
gen 5
Kind reminder that there will be at least 11 towns.
ITT: Itinerary Speculation
I guess the first town is the small town with the blue haven. My feelings say that the protagonist will travel clockwise around the archipelago.
>>26331310
>clockwise
but Hawaii is a straight line?
Why the fuck are you counting buildings as separate towns?
The entire area on the left with the road and all the buildings looks like it's just one city.
>>26331310
Thats for sure not the whole game.
That whole area has been shown in the trailer.
Nice bait though.
So /vp/, when are we getting perfect emulation of a 3ds on our android master race?
i honestly can't be arsed carry a clunky plastic console with me at this day in age.
Seeing how well White 2 runs on my phone, I have high hopes for the future
in 8 years
>>26331193
it will be a while, maybe 2024 at the earliest
>>26331193
How shit is your life that you emulate pokemon games on your phone and enjoy it?
Pic very much related. This fucker has been more useless than Magikarp for several generations now.
You should just come to terms with the fact that Game Freak has no desire nor obligation to make all Pokemon useful even within the game itself. Once you accept that some Pokemon were specifically designed to be bad, jokes, or one-note gimmicks (Farfetch'd, Delibird, Castform), the happier you will be going forward.
>>26331054
This.
And Dunsparce has more use than Magikarp. Serene Grace hax with Rock Slide flinch and Body Slam paralysis.
>>26331054
Dunsparce isnt even bad in-game. Glare, Roost, good HP, and Serene Grace give it some decent utility and survivability.
I too would be happy if it got an evo though. Especially a fat Normal/Fairy.
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>>26330731
Bait.jpg
Nani?!
HAPPENING