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So some valor fag just came up to me and shit talked mystic, I froze and didn't have any come backs! What are some ways to talk shit to each of the teams?
>>27154704
"Ur gay"
>>27154704
OP your mother probably cries into her pillow late at night, purely because of how pathetic you are. Jesus Christ, you're such a disappointment to the family. You do realize that they wanted a football player son, right?
Anyone else think these are cool as fuck?
No, you are literally the only one.
>>27154693
Probably.
>>27154693
kind of like Perfect Form here
but that's it
If Game Freak makes Litten a bipedal Pokemon over a quadrapedal tiger or leopard, color me disappointed. There's so much potential for thsi guy, and I don't want it to be squandered on another upright firefighter.
enjoy another fucking fire/fighting starter :^)
litten will end up being a quadrupedal fire/dark type tiger
rowlet will be grass/steel. popplio will be water/fairy. the other guardians are fire/fairy, ice/fairy, and grass/fairy.
If it stays quadrupedal then it will probably have a shitty movepool though.
Wanna nuzlocke? First reply picks genitalia and second picks name
boy
>>27154531
Name
Asshat
Name: Trap
How does combat in the gyms work? Do I just keep tapping the screen? Do I charge up for the better moves? What do?
>>27154489
you tap the screen til your shit fills up blue, then hold your finger over your pokemon and use your special attaq
also, swipe left/right to dodge enemy attacks
>>27154489
drink an entire jug of bleach
no vomitting, that's how you lose
Favourite Pokémon thread?
Rate and hate, but don't forget to post your own taste.
And a template for those who need it.
Bumping, please rate me too.
>>27154472
Breddy gud/10
>>27157941
Fuck I shared the wrong one.
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, USA and Germany.
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
More than likely you have under Lollipop on your device if it's android
>what is Lollipop
Your Android OS.
>what do I do?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store.
>"what's AYE PEE KAY?"
It's just like an installer. Literally google "How to install 3rd party software on android" and BAM you got it homie.
>If I live outside of Australia and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>my battery is low so you know...
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=portable+charger
OLD: >>27151704
TO ANYONE USING BLUESTACKS LIKE THIS GUY AND CRASHES AT THE POKEMON ENCOUNTER:
>>27149710 →
remove the google account from bluestacks
settings > Google > Remove Account > Reopen Pokemon
this has worked every time for me
>be me
>walk up to a church every day for Pokemon GO
>church is a gym, cemetery behind it is a Pokestop
>no one is ever at the church
>take my daily walk up there
>cars start coming in
>ask them if they're playing
>get met with confused responses
>wonder why they're even at the church...
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Just got a Pikachu, are those rare?
>This will never be our official Red Panda design
It hurts
>physical electric type
lol
>electric red panda
why
>>27154403
they've double and triple-dipped animals before.
technically the mascot-bear is the second lesser panda after spinda too.
>>27154403
>red panda
>not fire type
Rockruff the new eevee
........
>>27154393
what did you register?
We all know we are, instinct is the underdog and that's cool but, why are we genuinely 100% better than Mystic and Valor???
>>27154322
Are we still doing these dumb "team [whatever] is the best" threads? We all know they're completely arbitrary and none is at all different from the others, right?
>>27154322
>gold team
>being so ashamed of your team color that you change it
You're piss yellow, and the sooner you come to terms with it, the better.
They hate us cuz theyanus.
fav eyes?
>>27154301
The beady ones.
Doublade, Sableye, Conkeldurr for sure.
eye fetish.
Ewww...as an asexual i find this topic DISGUSTING.
Explain.
>>27154300
They're both bad
>>27154300
Naw they are both shit
They're both good
(spoiler alert: people have differing tastes)
>SM release is in 2 months now
You're a bit early frog poster
if you add 2 more months to that your close
>Who cares, just play GO on your phone, it's the better Pokemon game lol xD
Why is this hypocrisy allowed?
>>27154245
Because normies, that's why.
>>27154245
Normalfags can't see beyond their noses.
Just because you draw it doesn't make it true
>Post his face when a light breeze.
>.03kg
Holy shit
>>27154216
>>27154305
>literally weighs a fucking ounce
>32 inches tall
What the ever living hel?
Your face when atmospheric pressure crushes his bones.
