When you tap Da'at ass just right edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/: >>148849115 →
>>148880920
1st for kan-e-senna best girl
liorabp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11dVxBBRuUZ
Post ffxiv related content, receive Duke Nukem impression recording.
:3
post w/o game discussion
anyone want to catch pokemons with me
>>148881231
post butt and we'll see what we can doyes you have to take your clothes off first
Xth for ERPers are writers
mafu cuck
>Abe will never hear your brave confession of homolust because you're too fucking retarded to whisper the right person
>>148881402
I made that mistake too.
>>148881351
??? yes ERPing involves writing
>>148881351
*sniffs the freshly printed ending of the lastest erp session*
ahhh, this will be my newst best seller!
hello
>>148881231
no
>>148881351
Post proof.
>>148881204
I got you familia, also should I resub to this gay game?
xth for suncats are sluts
everyday until you like it
>>148881526
xth for hoping Emina is having a nice night and is comfortable.
>>148881509
Shybongles, are you doing the fusion dance?
>>148881351
tfw you have erp'd with a NTY author.
Where are the vg statics
>>148881737
no
i'm posing
>>148881886
all disbanded because trash
>>148881351
Well, I mean, erotic writing is a thing.
People are even commissioned to write erotic fanfictions.
>>148881509
rude my dude
>>148881928
>>148881928
>>148881231
I just caught a bulbasaur in my office
>>148881886
>>148881960
That horrible feel when I was rused into joining an Aether static.
>>148882193
YOU FUCKED UP
>>148881351
I write my responses in both RP and ERP situations like I'm writing a passage from a novel. It certainly helps me plan the return reply in a way that feels substantial and flowing.
>>148882037
FUCKING DELETE THIS HAIRSTYLE ALREADY YOSHI
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>148882193
Recently?
What fucking armor looks good on au ra females it's like they were built to walk around naked.
>>148882037
She looks like she's having a seizure
>>148882281
should just delete all base miqo'te hairstyles, they all look like shit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04wSrN3JtTL
why me /xivg/ ;_;
>>148882456
I approve.
There is no Guffy.
>>148882592
>>148882456
Its a pissypants samefag episode
>>148882281
Download finishing in a bit, got a few questions.
Which DPS has the easiest time levelling? I know I have to group for dungeons and stuff but I prefer doing all of the other levelling content solo.
Any DPS with good mobility?
Also which EU server should I join?
>>148882627
>tfw Guffy tells you to lick his boy soles and toesies :3c
I'm in heaven...
>>148882795
If you're going into an EU server you literally just wasted 60 dollars
Paks is at it again.
Hide the lemon scented urinal cakes.
>>148882592
What ebin is this?
>>148882997
it was 45 euros
Is EU dead? I thought xiv was doing well enough.
>>148882795
thaumaturge
any of the melee dps
shiva = german
moogle = french
>>148883132
That's Iri
>>148883146
Everyone is on Balmung or Gilgamesh
Avoid them
>>148882456
>>148883407
she fucking wishes lmfao
>>148882456
>>148882592
>exactly 90 seconds later
just fuck off noone fucking likes you, get it in your head, if you have to samefag to get any positive "feedback" then there is something fucking wrong
>>148882795
It doesn't matter when it comes to leveling despite some jobs being technically more suited to it due to fewer positional attacks (e.g. casters and ranged support). Leveling in this game is easy there is zero challenge involved when it comes to solo stuff and usually in dungeons the problem will be other people assuming you're not a retard. With the exception of black mage and possibly lvl 60 bard (?? Not sure don't play it), all of the dps jobs have some mobility. All of the melee have gap-closers. Summoner doesn't need to turret like a black mage.
I think a lot of EU players are on NA realms because they're more populous. You could try Ragnarok, Shiva or Moogle though. Maybe Cerberus but I think that one might be dead. I used to raid with some people who transferred from Ragnarok, which is supposed to be one of the bigger EU servers and they said it was a ghost town compared to Balmung (which is by far the biggest server anyway, but you can't really make a new character there)
>tfw finally got it
>>148883494
Why would I post a picture of some slut with a trump hat? I'm Canadian, and I support Trudeau since he endorses ERP
>>148883132
Kirito Tia
>>148883563
dammit lalafell look so fucking cute on the sphere type mounts
>>148883563
Did Neko say hello earlier from me?
>>148883494
Are you genuinely retarded or do you just pretend to be?
>>148883795
Doing a little googling to confirm some ERP spelling, I see
>>148883563
I managed to stomach an entire hour of having bloom enabled when i got my titan axe
>>148883795
5secondsinmspaint.png
>>148882592
>painted eye brows
>>148881526
>>148882456
I just want to bury my face in that rear end
>>148883668
I'm gay too, I should come up to Canada and let you fuck me in the ass.
>>148884020
For what purpose?
>>148883724
i knowww it's adorable
>>148883756
he called me shitou, i don't know if that counts as a hello to you
>>148883937
what did he mean by this
>>148881351
I went from ERP to writing erotic fan fiction for me and my friends. So I guess it is.
Writing fiction is so much easier because you don't actually have to bother with other people and still get it done at a reasonable pace.
>>148884160
>>148882592
>>148883668
>why would i post a /pol/ image
>posts yet another /pol/ image
>>148884518
Is it a hello to you? You know you're my pal!
Can anyone post sorry tofu hardsubbed?
>>148884160
For the purpose of forbidden pleasures of course!
What does hunting my log get me?
Also is there a list of titles anywhere? i still only have one
>>148884910
wow i didn't know renee zellweger played this game
How do I get good at this game...?
I can't get this dumb dummy past 6%...
;_;
>>148884984
https://u.teknik.io/LzYM8.mp4
>>148885060
A good chunk of xp.
>>148885173
press your buttons you manic depressive retard
>>148883146
don't listen to that retard
but if you really want to fall for the gilgamung meme, nothing is stopping you from playing on an american data center
>>148885173
What dummy is that? A8S?
>>148885203
Sorry i kinda derped out there
I meant, what does completing my hunting log get me, as im on the last rank now
>>148885243
Okay, I'll try.
Wish me luck.
:3
>>148885394
A cheevo. Completion of your GC hunting log is required to reach higher ranks, though.
>>148885394
You get xp for completing each rank, that's it. Maybe an achievement I can't remember. Did you try googling "ffxiv titles"?
>>148885116
i miss renee zellweger before she butchered her face
>>148885173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5wusB0c_o
>>148885394
exp, achievement and a ring for your class that youll replace it instantly
>>148885387
Oh yeah, I forgot to include the dummy name in the crop didn't I.
God I'm intelligent.
:3
>>148885226
Allow me to pontificate for a moment, if I may.I certainly may, jesus christ this shit.
First off, there's a weird intricacy of the existence of erotic roleplaying in Final Fantasy XIV.Or any MMO for that matter, but that's another issue entirely, jesus christ stop interupting me.
First off, there's a weird intricacy of the existence of erotic roleplaying in Final Fantsy XIV.Dude, you spelled Fantasy wrong, you fucking faggot, stop this shit.
K, I'm done since my headmates are shitting on me right now.
>>148885612
Get better at pressing buttons
>>148886069
>can't clear a6s
>gets kicked and quits game over it
>>148885185
What do you think would happen if I posted this on his facebook?
>>148886069
Sounds good, thanks gamemaster.
>>148886135
I quit nearly three weeks before being kicked
>>148886203
reported to RCMP for cyber bullying, blocked
do it
>eb wants to raid with me, been talking about it since Gordias and I finally relent
>find group looking for healer and mt
>agree to trial us but as separate applicants, no package deal
>trial yesterday and I get invited to join like 30m after we finish
>he has to go again Tuesday because he's not used to MTing and fucked up a few times
>tell him to practice today and I'll help when I get home from work
>idle on discord since 10am
You can lead a horse to water...
>>148886369
Is he gonna dump you once they reject him?
>>148885612
You should really consult the how to dragoon per second guide if you haven't. If you have I would guess that 6% comes down to not managing ogcds or geirskogul properly. I'm not a DRG main though
>>148886270
why are you still here then?
>>148886069
>0:01
lol
>>148886561
Probably not, though I wouldn't be upset if he did. Normally I don't pander to this sort of shit, but he's been in a really rough patch IRL for the past few months and I am trying to be supportive and nice.
Atherstacks at 60 on a single target
What's best
>>148886859
>>148886802
i bet you people havent set foot in any savage content and can't kill a savage dummy either.
>>148886859
I wasn't even full 230 and I had to go into umbralCheck the date
>>148886802
To funpost
>>148887043
Why did Stratos leave balmung?
>>148887043
what has that got to do with asking him why he still comes here after quitting the game
>>148887104
Naka cucked him with Kirito Tia
>>148887109
>Abe still mad as fuck
>>148887043
You caught me.
>>148887101
>had to go into umbral
Uhh, no shit? That's a core part of being a Black Mage.
>>148887104
greener pastures
Hmm, your advice worked, gamemaster Guffy Guffs!
I got it to 3% this time, without food buffsunlike last time.
Thank you sensei.
Please show me where in the rules it says I must be subscribed to a game to engage in its general
>>148887102
Good job
You reposted a very old screenshot
>>148887271
Next stop, Midan Metal Sword?
Hello I am in thé car and huge fucking store holy shit
Enterrant me this isur crazy
>>148887401
Didn't he say he's never playing paladin again?
>>148887359
I'm free to repost my own screenshots.
You're still a faggot, Guffy.
>>148887526
I don't pay attention when he talks idk
>>148887359
who posted that screenshot?
>>148887608
Damn you showed that anon..... where's the burn unit..........
>>148887104
You could try asking him like I did.
>>148887718
That wasn't my intent just a statement of fact
>>148887595
Post your lodestone.
/cpose on /doze soon brthers.
>>148887895
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3063669/
Do something about it, fag.
>>148887595
>>148887686
iirc someone mentioned it was Zani
Zani doesn't use punctuation at the end of his posts
Disclaimer: I don't have anything against Zani for posting that screenshot
I admit I didn't clear so what's the big deal?
>>148887947
I love that they put resources into that. What a great strategic decision by management
>>148888052
Totally. Fuck instanced housing, let's get that /cpose on /doze out ASAP.
>>148888035
>you cast cure
At least try, anon
>>148888052
okay anon what should the people that do idle poses work on instead
C@s
>>148888049
Somebody should start doing those Diego thirstposts again I loved those
Anyone on Excalibur want to be friends?
Guffy, stop replying to every single bait possible ever, you twat.
>>148887895
No thanks, I don't need weirdos stalking my lodestone or fflogs like so many of you are prone to do. Frankly I'm surprised no one memed on me for "only" clearing in April.
Guffy is simply an autistic faggot who needs to stop talking.
>>148888049
>>148888201
I mainWAR.
>>148888267
what is this ugly thing
>>148888223
Aura butts
How does one find a relatively casual static?
I'm getting the itch to '''raid'''again.
;_;
>>148888223
You think they have a team of people who do idle poses? Maybe in the run up to HW and ARR launch but not now. They probably have like 15 salarymen who work 80 hours a week in between launches and they don't even have the budget for an office pizza party once a month.
>>148888304
OOK of course OOK, after all friendly 4chan is my quest OOK
>>148887840
What did he tell you? Is it a new thing he's thirsting after?
reminder for balmung players to avoid meria athera at all costs
>doesnt erp
>doesnt lewd
do not be fooled by the irl girl lure she is useless and nothing is to gain from talking to her
>>148888406
>shitter paying 10 mil a week for page only clears to talk shit on 4chan
it's ok, we understand.
What do I spend with Eso after ilvl200 gear?
>>148888527
I don't get it.
>>148888481
Loads of them on Balmung just keep an eye on PF whether it's recruiting for perm spots or just looking for a rep. It might be tough to find a group to start from A5S now but as we get closer to 3.4 recruitment will pick way up
>>148888617
Why so thirsty
>>148888617
>she wont erp with me
dem sour grapes
>>148888642
Unidentifiables for Anima.
>>148888035
>he doesn't have 8 down
lmao kys
>>148888304
Is it okay if we add each other to our friends' lists, say maybe two or three lines ever, and never speak again ? I'm really good at that.
>>148888708
>>148888747
girls have no value if they cannot be conquered
>>148888642
Eikon mats for selling.
>>148888527
fuck off iri, christ
>>148888868
You're incredibly pathetic.
>>148888623
I would be very impressed if any group was selling A8S carries (not pilots) in April, Anon.
Even now I'm not sure if carries are viable, but I can't say, my static doesn't do any sales.
>>148888797
bad nyanners chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is crush posting today?
>>148888594
Just ask him yourself dude lol
Or are you just shitposting
>>148888680
its an ugly tranny shitposting because everyone on excalibur is an ugly tranny because
because idk iri is really insecure lol
>>148888797
>implying sorroto fearscream actually posts here
>>148889085
he used to
>>148888406
What do I need to stop talking about, anon?
>spend a few hours farming up the scrips I need to buy the bait I need to catch a fish I need to complete the final fishing job quest
>sitting here for for over an hour and a half waiting for clear skies as it swaps between cloudy and umbral over and over
boy I sure love fishing sometimes
>>148888797
I wish sociopath tranny shitposters would all jump off a fucking bridge
>>148889163
everything haha gottem
>>148889053
>insecure tranny
Wow how shocking.
>>148888757
Will it be worth it in the long run if I haven't even started? Wouldn't want to spend all that time just for it to be depreciated right after.
>>148888617
>cute and sweet
>funny
>caring
>qt and petite irl
fucking whore am i right
>>148889210
please dont talk like that about my mistwess
>>148888952
>shitter continues to flail about when he could just his lodestone
>s-s-s-stalkers!
it's ok that you bought page only clears. piloted clears have been happening for a while on gilg. you don't need to pretend you have a static anon, no one cares.
>another episode of losing in shatter
i just want my white ads
>>148888049
it's not my screenshot, but i laughed when i got blamed because i had 7pages too
>>148888952
you can't do it without piloting because you will fail gavel
>>148889289
Well, they're eventually gonna nerf that step in 3.4 I think. But in all honesty I don't see the harm in getting it if you don't have anything to spend eso/poetics on. The steps are all massive eso/poetic sinks.
I made a mistake, take me back Spuki.
guffy has so many orbiters
he is SOOO lucky
*grinds down the railing on my light up Space Jam Jordans* am i late for class oh wait i dont even care LMFAO
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880747956
he actually did it..
>>148889289
No, it won't be worth it.
Buy Eikon mats and sell them in Party Finder or on the Market Board.
*sticks pasta in the microwave*
dinner will be ready soon
>>148889702
Bnhaka Vhis please report to the principal's office.
>>148889210
same
>>148889720
Is Jei that cunt Mute?
>>148889720
> faggots using the term "Daddy"
How much of a loser do you have to be?
>>148889817
Sena
>not knowing the ayy team roster
>>148889591
i thought you were shirou and i was going to get really mad
then again if you're on flames you have no excuse to be upset about losing anyway right now
>>148889720
oh brother
>>148889817
no, it's sena
>>148889720
>proci killed meme teme for this
lmfao
>>148889884
>proci
>ayy team roster
>>148889956
>proci wasn't on the ayy team
U stupid b0ss?
NA hours in this thread are fucking garbage wow
>>148885620
>Allow me to pontificate for a moment, if I may. I certainly may, jesus christ this shit.
>First off, there's a weird intricacy of the existence of erotic roleplaying in Final Fantasy XIV. Or any MMO for that matter, but that's another issue entirely, jesus christ stop interupting me.
>First off, there's a weird intricacy of the existence of erotic roleplaying in Final Fantsy XIV. Dude, you spelled Fantasy wrong, you fucking faggot, stop this shit.
>K, I'm done since my headmates are shitting on me right now.
>>148890041
>>148890041
>>148890041
>>148889720
>Stratos's ex-wife returns do balmung right as he leaves
Is this the real reason he left?
>>148889720
lol i wonder how long this ones gonna last with how much proci hates aldyet and momo
>>148889720
【・ω・''】why do you post these things
>>148890039
all he did was force himself into the FC before it died and he dropped it for rare ex
>>148890041
I don't stay up all night anymore. What are they like? Does chemo sleep?
Give examples man
>>148890041
there was a couple nights ago where some ACT addict was tainting eu hours calling everybody gay retards and telling them to kill themselves
it was funny for awhile and also quite sad
no one is safe
>>148890112
he left for progression with statics on other servers````````````
this place sucks
>>148890041
Literally the only difference is how many people are active.
EU hours are the same shit faggots posting cats and memes, just 2 or 3 faggots instead of 10-15.
>>148890039
He was on some twisted abomination born out of it, he wasn't on the Ayy Team.
>>148889817
Damn how novel
>>148889720
Jei good enough to be in that static? I thought they were just some autistic sprout cunt.
>>148890236
>Hanging out anywhere that strung out druggie retard sits around
>>148890186
i dunno, do you sleep chemo/aaron?
>>148890236
Yeah, there's a faggy edgelord standing in front of you, watch out.
>>148890334
jei is sena
I want this Midlander to post more often.
Does anybody like lalafell...
>>148890401
Yeah fuck that guy
>>148888888
>>148889817
>cunt
Mute is the cutest fuck off ヽ【｀⌒´メ】ノ
tfw on base guard duty
>>148890480
Yes, why?
>>148890558
CUTE LUHREN!!
>>148890603
>flames
Kill yourself.
>>148890437
Well they sure fooled me, always asking noob questions in FC chat, not knowing general game knowledge you get from playing for awhile. Fastest ways to level, is blah blah worth it, where do I do this, etc etc.
>>148889720
>making everyone a leader
>>148890558
Study's show that Mute, is in fact, not the cutest.
This study brought to you buy asian dude sitting in front of some interesting images.
>>148890041
EU fags were crying at like 5 am this morning. Apparently NA has a 24 hour shift for their hours and EU never shitposts.
>>148890681
TROLLED
lmfao retard
>>148890203
No he didn't lol
>>148890852
He did it because Stratos was literally always a Stratospheric cuck
wtf i thought bp stood for bisexual person
>>148890681
I don't think that guy has played for like 4-5 months at least and they used to always post about smoking weed so they probably don't have much of a memory
>>148890997
guffy bp :3c
>>148890268
how many of them play on the american server
>>148890851
Guess that teaches me not to help out sprouts on this server anymore... Seems like they're all just alts, so why bother.
>>148890961
yeah he's a transcendent giga cuck lmao
cuckalicious maximum cucklord
absolute zero beta cuck degrees
vote trump 2016
>>148890338
>>148890401
>>148890497
damn it's like that huh
My DPS so hot, I cause a crash like a blue screen
This swag come natural, don't do it for the e-peen
is meria dead yet
>>148890997
naka badperson
Post the initials of your crush!
Hard mode:post their race!
Extreme mode:post YOUR race!
>>148891141
i think you're okay even though you told me i'm boring
>>148891269
U.N.
>>148891269
M.O...
Raen...Xaela...
>>148891269
K.C.HyurAu'ra
They call me Tuproc Shakur, i'm sure you've probably heard of me
I'm the greatest monk in the game, this is absolute certainty
>>148891016
If they haven't played for so long what makes them qualified for clearing the new savage content? Especially with the likes of Muscle Daddy, Proci and Jarben being in the same static.
>>148891326
>Someone calls you boring and you just roll with it
Damn boring cuck
>>148890675
there's no need to be upset~
>>148891269
S.F
SeekerI don't even know anymore because I got cuck'd
>>148890603
I want to cume in the kume
>>148891269
N. M.
Highlanderau ra
>>148891460
nah i'm not gonna waste time trying to talk to someone who shoots me down for no reason
>>148891326
i typically call people boring if they bore me
most people bore me
>>148891269
S.R.
Miqo'te
Aura
