buy my game it's better than tf2
>>337909292
No, trophies are too hard
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.
I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS4 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.
Not yet
>>337909292
What if Tracer has an std?
>>337909410
Troll level 4/10
>>337909626
this doesn't look healthy
>>337909626
It's green...
>>337909626
White people are scum.
>>337909626
MODS
>>337909626
POOP ON YOUR TOOTHPASTE
YIKES!
