>You will never have as much fun playing games as you did when you were a kid
Just kill me now senpai
>you will always envy autists because they exist in a constant state of childlike wonderment enjoying new vidya every day and making nostalgic memories like when you were a child
>>337210460
Okay senpai, how you want your death?
TO ALL OF YOU FEELFAGS, GO SEE A PROFESSIONAL OR SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR STUPID AND IRRELEVANT ISSUES BECAUSE seriously... think about it
>getting sad over stupid irrelevant shit
>thinking its the end of the world only for having a minor depression (and if you say its big, list why are you depressed)
>envying people who are simply living normal lifes
>spamming an anonymous anime imageboard instead of improving your pathetic life with a bald faggot meme face (that has long been used by reddit and even 9gag, which pretty much contradicts that old rule of "if it goes mainstream, its a shitmeme now") plus variants that also include starting console wars.
If you cannot improve your life or you think this is the only way out OR even better, if you cannot manage to get out of this hell hole (or at least not be here all the damn time), you deserve a painful death/suicide.
>>337210710
They will never be able to get form real friendships or get laid though. Not as if most of you faggots can accomplish that regardless.
>>337212364
DELETE THIS
>>337212364
why are you here?
>>337210460
Jesus christ, I felt this feel pretty hard earlier today.
>popped in Kingdom Hearts for the first time in about 10 years
>used to be able to dick around Destiny Isles forever and not get bored
>now the magic is gone entirely
Nostalgia is a bitch.
>>337213618
To discuss video games.
>>337210460
>turned 29 last week
>Star Fox Zero, Uncharted Collection, Street Fighter V and Codename Steam were all gifts
>was happy to add them to my collection
>have no real desire to play any of them
I mean, I can talk about games and the state of the industry for hours, but for some reason I'm growing indifferent to actually playing them.
>>337210460
Speak for yourself.
>he still plays western AAA garbage
lmao
>>337213883
must be nice normie
>>337210460
>tfw found a great paying job
>finally can afford high-end gaymen pc
>realize the only excitement was unboxing the package and powering it up the first time
>tfw last game I played is Life is Strange
>tfw no more desire for any game
finding a job either killed my soul or made me grow up
>>337213009
Who cares about that?
I'm happy I'm not a jaded faggot who can actually enjoy stuff
>>337213970Both.
>>337210460
but I did just las year with Bloodborne and now with Overwatch.
>>337210460
not really. if anything multiplayers suck shit.
>>337210460
>tfw I actually wish I was older for once because this 30 year old chick has started flirting with me hard but I know nothing will probably happen because she's too self conscious about the age gap
Why can I never win?
but you will have fun taking your backpack and travelling and fucking hoes here and there. could you do that as a kid?
>don't have to rent games
>play all day thanks to NEETBUX
>no getting told to do homework first
>full library of all 8-16bit consoles for free
>speedrunning/streaming is a thing now
>as is playing online with friends without an astronomical phone bill
Naw.
>>337210460
its not that i dont have fun its just i dont have the time to play them anymore
The two things I love most, video game wise, is Street Fighter and id Software games (i even love Doom 3 and Rage, fite me).
Street Fighter V redeemed the series for me after the shitstain that was OS Fighter IV, and a new Doom game comes out on Friday.
With Dark Souls 3 and the PC version of Dragon's Dogma as a bonus, this year is shaping up to be my favorite fucking year for video games since 2004.
>>337214419
>finally get some free time
>too tired
I'm having fun playing games right now though. Stories: The Paths of Destinies is one of the better games I've played so far this year, if you don't mind the cast being furries and the combat being only average.Which I don't.
>>337214506
this anon gets it
>>337212364
Thank you for trying to help...I actually really needed this
>>337214317
Just go for it faggot.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>337210460
cheer up mr. anger-feels.
>>337214608
After staring at a computer screen all day at work, it's hard to come home and do the same. Booze helps though.
>>337214317
If you make a move she will do it 100% unless you're jailbait. Women never want to miss out on opportunities like this. Trust me, i'm from 4chan.
>>337210460
Not true. I must have repressed my childhood memories because I remember an alarmingly small amount.
>Get emulators
>Look through old games for what to get
Most games were like playing them for the first time. I would remember some small things though like if I got stuck somewhere before, I would know but that just added to my experience.
>>337214831
I lived through those eras and hadn't heard of a large majority of those games. It's like a treasure trove of shit people crafted in a time capsule waiting for my grampappy ass to get around to playing it decades later.
>>337214398
>get snes emulator with literally every game for it
>too spoiled for choice, can't decide on any one game to play
It was easier when I was a kid and only had like 2 games to play at any time. Even for really hard games, just had to git gud or play nothing.
>>337210757
Old age please.
>>337215037
>death by Rapid age acceleration
>>337215203
Fuck off Calypso.
>>337215037
No can do senpai, all I got in my schedule is slow agonizing death, or death in your sleep in a few months from now.
>>337214672
>>337214830
I'm trying, It's going really well so far, it's the closest I've ever gotten to something like this, but I don't know how much farther it's gonna go.
She jokingly mentioned performing a lap dance for me over text a while ago, that's a good sign right?
>>337210460
smoke pot and play video games, its the closest you can get to the feeling of playing games when you were a kid
DUDE
there i did it for you
>>337210460
I'm actually having much more fun with my childhood games now than I did as a kid.
I actually have more fun playing games now. Probably because I don't play sport anymore and have nothing else to do.
>>337214472
>Street Fighter V redeemed the series for me after the shitstain that was OS Fighter IV
excuse me. Sf5 is garbage. its all about frame traps and "its my turn to attack now or else im going to mash low jab to escape every scenario" bullshit. the window to tech a grab is fucking massive and every character is fucking boring
ultra was way better than this trash
>>337210460
says you faggot.
>>337210460
i actually having a lot more fun than when i were kid.
back then i can't read english at all so all RPG and VN are out of the question. now i can enjoy more games
>>337214987
>>337210460
Anon, this is exactly the reason why games stop becoming interesting over time. In our youth, we were limited to a handful of games and when you were permitted to play games (whether that means you had no time limit or a hard time limit). Now that we're older and technology has advanced a deals, games of the bygone era are literally at our fingertips, but there's none of that elusive nature that it once held.
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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>>337215984
Already have.
She sucked at video games but was good with my dick.
2/10 probably won't date again.
>>337215984
>tfw I have qt boyfriend instead
>>337215769
and don't forget even brand new games are at our fingertips too (they just take longer to download).
There are measures to get around the 'spoiled for choice' scenario.
1 - If you have the whole set, put it to select a random game each time and give it at least 10 minutes before bailing. This works really well in MAME if you have say 1000 games.
2 - Limit credits. No cheating.
3 - Alternatively don't download full sets and just try to stick with downloading 1 new game per week max.
>>337216071
you know the rules, femanon...
>>337216262
but I'm a boy too
>>337215984
Feels good, more time for vidya and pretty much everything else.
>>337215769
funny, my limit was always "you can play anything that you can pirate"
>>337216071
>>337216345
Quick, whats the last game you faggots played together and when
>>337210757
Shoot me right now and I'll tip you an extra 5%
>>337216557
Last played Destiny taking turns in crucible
>>337216602
Thats pretty gay I guess
>>337215439
Youth is wasted on the young I swear
>>337216593
Sure senpai, all I need is an address and for you to keep some money on you to pay for my travel expenses.
>>337215984
>>337215984
i do now though
>>337210757
In my sleep please
>>337213887
Codename Steam looked like complete shit, to be fair. That's probably just a case of you having a semblance of good taste left.
>>337215984
>have girlfriend
>also have time to play through Digital Devil Saga
>and the fucking sequel
Best of both worlds, speak for yourself
>>337210460
Allahu Ackbar.
>>337213009
who cares, I just want to be happy
im 23 and i still get existed over games
>>337212364
This guys right as fuck
I come on 4chan to escape my mostly shit life, and when I do I don't want a bunch a baw fags reminding me how depressed I really am. You sad fucks need your own board or something.
>childlike wonderment gone
>gone are the days of loving to play games for games
>now I just look for flaws in everything
>addicted to league of legends even though its objectively the worst game ever made
its over, someone just end me
>>337215984
>mfw
>>337215351
>death in your sleep in a few months from now.
SIGN ME IN
>>337210460
Jokes on you because I recently finished Paper Mario again and I had just as much fun
Also with Penny Racers
>>337217868
fuck you nigga
>>337215984
>Be 25
>Not the slightest interest in having a girlfriend
>Getting pressure from my parents and friends
>Decide to see this girl next week
>I don't feel anything about her
>She is pretty average looking
>At least she likes animu
>>337218014
fuck that noise about "why not gf," unless you're mormon and they're about to throw your ass out for not having 12 kids already.
>>337215443
Yeah it really is
>tfw have a friend who loves retro vidya as much as me
>we get high as shit then play some vidya
>mfw he found two friends who are keen as fuck for Mario kart 64 every friday
>>337218014
Ah and she is asian, so maybe she's not a slut
>>337218142
I already live alone. It's more about not disappointing them
>>337218152
good shit, all my roommates are straight edge autismos. Wish i had some homies to get stoned and play video games with
>have shit to do
>want to play videogames
>have nothing to do
>don't want to play videogames
>>337218220
how 'bout you not disappoint yourself first. 4 serious. not trying to tear you down either.
you figure out yourself and what you're comfy with, everyone else and lots of other things will fall into place.
and it's really fucking easier said than done too, but finding out who you are is more important than what they want.
>>337215984
>tfw young teenage girls flirt with you
>tfw women in their 30's flirt with you
>mfw all I wnat is a girl my age but they're all stuck in cuntface bitch mode
Fuck this I'm gonna find me a couger with a smoking hot teen daughter. Best of both worlds
>>337218318
delete this
>>337210460
How about fucking do some fucking physical exercise for over one one and then play some fucking vidya?
You can add another layer of self induced plot to the game too!
Give your fucking mind a fucking break!
>>337218318
>mfw
I don't think being a child is the problem.
A week ago I installed UT99, started "campaign" on masterful, and holy shit I had so much fun.
The weapons, level design, the ai.
Everything was so fucking good.
>>337217058
too bad
>>337210460
> always get pink eyes from playing games for two years now after long sessions
> get pink eyes now after only playing a game for two hours
> can't even do internet or watch tv now because my eyes become tired or start itching from any screen watching, can only sporadically shitpost
> can't apply the eye cream because my eye lids autistically flattering about
> of course > tfw no qt gf
> the last game that I will ever have played is Watch Dogs
JUST FUCKING KILL ME RIGHT NOW, I HAVE FIGURATIVELY NOTHING TO LIVE FOR
You will never have as much fun doing anything if you aren't a kid anymore.
This is why staying a virgin above 20 was a mistake.
>>337210460
You have problems. Go see psychiatrist or something.
>>337219834
Yeah because getting aids is the solution.
Getting laid won't solve all your problems, fag.
>>337219227
>>337219834
>It's another "if I get a gf it'll solve all of my problems" episode
How about you kill yourself right now? I don't get why so many people think it'll change their whole life and make it so much better. I bet you even visit those stupid ass forums where people are constantly crying about not having a girlfriend and thinking about suicide.
>>337210460
I still can and do if I take enough of the right drugs. I typically dump some kratom in coffee to be stimulated and focused then smoke a modest bowl for that extra little immersive, sensory edge. I've had some crazy times dabbling in harder stuff like candyflipping while playing Morrowind or Mario 64 and shit like that though, on occasions. Sometimes the psychedelics put you directly into the game, sometimes it makes you all too aware it's just a program on a screen.
>>337221739
>Taking drugs
Go see a doctor, you need help.
>>337210460
>mfw I used to think that
>mfw played Spelunky and Minecraft and Persona 4 Golden for the first time
There will always be good shit coming out OP. Just be patient.
>10 year old you is dead
>>337221818
Yeah, I need to keep 10 tabs of acid in my foreskin just to get through my day. I gum dicks at the truck stop all night just to get my next hit of a marijuana.
>>337221684
>tfw a depressed neet
>go to /r9k/ for the first time expecting depressed shut ins like me
>everyone single one of them is a pathetic normie crying about no gf
>>337218257
>Wanting to be friends with degenerates
>>337221832
I want that juicy Shaq meat.
>>337210460
Man, do I hate what feels guy has become. Fucking /r9k/ should have stayed deleted.
>>337210460
I had more fun playing Shadow of the Colossus for the first time last year than I even did playing any other game in my entire life.
>want to play video games
>no, i have to study first
>put off studying for some small bullshit
>end up neither playing nor studying
>tfw due to laziness and depression, don't play as many games as I 'should'
>can still enjoy a game a whole bunch if it's something that I'm really into (especially if it's fresh and new, like Splatoon)
>on the way to getting NEETbux and possibly a job as well
>feeling pretty decently about near future although still depressed and think about suicide still
I hope I can change my life around.
>>337221684
I would definetly not solve all of my problems but telling yourself you eventually get a good job thus a woman is the biggest lie in the universe. She will be experienced and know what she want from a relationship while you are on a level of a 15 years old emotional and sexual wise.
>>337222490
This, fucking hell man
Multitasking help a bit.
>>337222538
Good luck anon, I feel the same.
>it's an anon finally grew up episode
>>337223985
>it's an "anon baits for a (You)" episode
>>337223414
I mean, it wont be so bad if Im only 21 right?
>>337210460
I'm pretty sure I still have enough fun, I have pretty good memory down to smells and emotional state at that point.
>>337224061
>its an anon gives (You)s to point out another anon baiting for (You)s
>>337224254
>it's an "anon who gives a (You) to a person who gave another (You) to a person baiting for (You)s" episode
When you were young you're chill coz you have all the time in the world.
But now you're over 30, an unfit fatfuck with no job, no skills, no trade, no certs, no life and pretty much has no future.
[s]self-projecting[/s]
>>337224131
Guess it depends on how experienced is she. In their first few relationships girls doesn't expect much and eager to please but after a few broken hearts and relizing what could they get by playing with emotions they get picky.
>>337217642
>You sad fucks need your own board or something.
Never heard of /r9k/, anon-sama?
>>337212364
>(and if you say its big, list why are you depressed)
people who have serious depression don't get it for any specific reason other than their own body having something wrong with it
thats why its serious
>>337224741
/r9k/ is "tfwnogf" failed normalfags central
>>337225216
meh, you can still find some true robot sometimes, but i agree with you, 85-90% are failed normies with good looks.
>>337213009
"Real" friendships are so rare it's almost a non issue. No, all your facebook friends probably don't count. It's hard to make a real friend unless you both gone through some serious shit together and survived, and in that case even an autist would be able to make a friend.
Sex is overrated. I mean it's nice but the satisfaction is very short and is replaced by devils laughter afterwards.
>play a new game
>absolutely love it
>stop playing it for a bit and browse /v/or sometimes /vp/
>tfw have no motivation to finish it
>>337226279
meh, maybe the game's not quite for your tastes, try something else? My first roguelike was ADoM and I didn't bother to finish it because spoilers + how unrefined it feels.
>>337224741
>Never heard of /r9k/
> /r9k/
This place will suck your soul dry and it will just get worse.
Don't ever put feet here unless you are truly desperate.
>>337210460
if you can't enjoy games the same way, you've gotta change your mindset moving in, the first step is to stop going in pre-expecting negativity, /v/ has poisoned us, anon, if there's a game you want to play and don't want it's experience ruined for you...just get off this board, man, someone's guaranteed to hate everything here, they will harm your feelings about the game, whether you know it or not.
>>337226913
It's too late anon...it's too late.
>>337227402
It's too late only if you think that it is.
>>337218673
This place is fucking disgusting, no one would ever admit to openly wanting to sleep with teenage girls back on reddit. You sir, should be ashamed. ASHAAAAAMED.
>>337224741
>>337225216
>>337225493
>>337226913
There's wizardchan for the true hardcore robots.
>>337229428
SHAME SHAME!
>>337210460
>50kay job, 42 hour week
>i still enjoy video games like when i was fucking 8
>that feel when a new game/hardware piece comes in the mail
>i still have that small cricle of childhood friends with me and an active social life
>i am not making this up
>>337210460
>haven't bought a game in years
>use extra money on hookers
Still feels empty
>can't play games for more than an hour
>most of the time I boot up a game and close it within 15 minutes
I finished REmake for the first time last week and while it was a great game I still couldn't play for more than 30 minutes to an hour at a time
I'm even more happy when playing video games than when I was a kid.
Sure, I can't sit around playing whatever preowned trash I bought from the store for three months straight until I could afford a new game. But the fact I can actually think critically about the games I play and appreciate their design in more detail while being able to engage more with them instead of passively playing to drown out the sounds of domestic violence like when I was a kid is far better.
>>337226913
This guy's right here.
I've on /r9k/ for how long? Maybe 4 or 5 years now.
Worst decision in my life. It just makes you sadder and cynical as fuck. Even if you weren't like that before. It makes you hate everything about women and everything in your life in general. You become depressed as shit.
And in the end, you can't just trust a single woman, not even your mom, you don't have any ambition to make anything out of your life, and you just become tired of life without any will of bettering yourself.
Trust me guys. 21 year old virgin here. Mostly because of that board. Don't go there.
>>337210460
What are you talking about? I'm 26, finished Uncharted 4 yesterday and had a blast, Doom comes out this Friday and I'm hyped as fuck. Games are still fun, you just became extremely cynical like most of this board.
>>337213970
>finding a job either killed my soul or made me grow up
Definetely killed your soul. Unless you really love doing your job, it will always drain you of energy. You work just to pay. Everyday you just want to leave as fast as possible to come home and play vidya. But when you home, you're so low on energy and any motivation to actually play vidya or enjoy anything besides sex with your gf. That's why people have gf's and bf's. Sex is the only thing they enjoy when they come home from their shitty jobs.
Life is suffering mate. Unless you don't find a job you truly enjoy, you could literally quit and become a neet. It's the same shit. Or just kill yourself. Would be even better.
