Confess your gaming sins.
All will be forgiven.
I built a gaming PC and do nothing but shitpost and watch porn.
>>335685198
Some random stuff:
>Twilight Princess is best in series
>Metroid 2 is best in series
>Yuffie is best girl in FF7
>Quistis is best girl in FF8
>Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones is best in series
>I beat Battletoads on original NES
>I don't like DOOM1
>Life is Strange was one of best games released last year
>>335685198
i am going for 100% achievements when i like a game
I played and heavily enjoyed this game.
I also think most Valve shit was good on its time but now kind of falls flat. I also never shitposted.
I summoned my friend for every single boss in DS3
I pretended to like star fox for a while before I played the games and realized every single one was monumentally bland
>Stalker Complete Mod is the only mod I've played
>MGSV is the first MGS game where I used a non-lethal weapons/attacks
>used all weapon cheats in GTA 3-GTA SA
>>335685198
I played Genocide before True Pacifist.
I'm really looking forward to the new Mirror's Edge even after playing the closed beta. It's still surreal to me that this reboot even exists, and I don't really care about the complaints people have.
>>335685748
>Yuffie is best girl
How is this a sin?
I playedLeague of Legendswith a girl from/soc/.She was okay. And also underage.And before you ask I did get her nudes, but this was before I knew she was underage.
I have helped crowdfund Dreamfall: Chapters. My love for TLJ has made me blind
>>335686685
Damn son. Did it ruin the Flowey =the king's dead sontwist for you?
rarely do I actually finish games. I always go to something else, then when I try to finish what I started I have no idea what's going on so I sometimes start over, or just leave it there.
also I've never beaten a bethesda game from fallout 3 to skyrim, mostly because of loverslab. I don't blame the mods, just my weakness for them.
>>335687039
Did you meet up? Did you fuck her? bj at least?
>>335686904
it isn't, it's there just to trigger people
>>335687415
We met via skype, she was like 7 or so states away from me. We never met, unfortunately. She was kinda cute honestly.
>>335685198
I prioritize looks over utility when choosing equipment
>>335685198
I liked Nintendo at one point
>>335686187
You're fine, most people do that so years later when the online crowd is lingering and someone comes to /v/ and says they're having trouble with X boss people pull the "HAHA YOU SUCK GIT GUD" stuff
Ok..here it goes.
I honestly dislike the community within 4chan by a large margin, as I try and see things for what they could possibly be before judging. Of course it's naive and all, but it's just the way I approach things. It honestly baffles me how people on here are so vile towards the littlest things.Also, I love the Metroid series to death despite only beating Fusion hundreds of times for 8 years
I just bought an 4GB R9 380 and the only things I've played that needed of more than my old card are The Culling and Fallout 4.
>>335687625
You'll probably like this place more once you stop being such a thin skinned millennial.
Never beat the first Dark Souls, got super close to the end then my save got corrupted and I just decided fuck it and moved onto 2.
I cheated at the end of Persona 4 because I was sick of the lengthy boss fights and just wanted to finish the story. I was also playing on Easy
I bought Xenoblade Chronicles X for the bunny suit, once I unlocked it I lost all interest in the game.
If I ever see a Splatoon thread, I will always post Marie > Callie every time unless its already been said.
I get genuinely annoyed when people think Ram is better the Rom.
I prefer FPS games on console because I am so shit using a mouse that i need the aim assist to do average.
>>335685198
I started playing life is strange a couple days ago and last night I got to episode four.And I actually cried when I had to go back into the photo and make sure Chloe's dad died, because he reminded me of my dad so much. Really caught me off guard, I miss him a lot.
Also I totally helped her overdose, not sure if that's a big deal though.
>>335687039
The only sin I'm seeing here is you not posting the pics
I summon in souls games.
>>335687782
>I get genuinely annoyed when people think Ram is better the Rom.
This is the truth, not a sin
>>335685198
I always find a way to bot in MMOs.
Right now I'm craft-botting in FFXIV.
When I'm bored and there's nothing left to do with my sub time I spend hours looking for exploits or glitches.
I've been faking being a female on Playstation forums in order to long-distance date desperate men/teens users and bait them into giving me their PSN details by saying "we could play more games together if you gave me X and I'll give you Y".
They all think my "female" accounts are legit because I spend literally 50 cents for new female avatars and just inflate my trophies with my actual account's games and previously stolen accounts' games and public trophy save data from numerous websites.
It would take up to 6 months per guy to get their account, afterwards I would log into the Sony management website and deactivate their consoles. I would call Sony to warn some guy might try to get into my account and block them out and change my password without using an email address.
I have taken 14 accounts to this day and accumulated 460 games.
>>335687636
>sins
>>335687745
Yeah, it's more and more warming up to me.
I honestly enjoy the threads where people just goof off, although the whole Federation Force fiasco was hilarious.
>>335685198I rarely play vidya anymore. I mainly play hentai games.
I enjoy league of legend
I also play wow for the sole purpose of ERPing as a dominant futa draenei
>>335687919
What the fuck anon
I bought Halo 4 on release.
>>335685318
A feel too real
I purchased Fallout 4 at full price a week after launch. I regret it so much.
I purchased every Dragon Age and Mass Effect story and companion DLCs. I don't regret it that much though. Sure, I enjoyed all of them but goddamn they were pricey. Fucking Bioware.
I buy game after game hoping that one of them will suck me in like they did as a child, but I usually wind up quitting them before I save for the first time.
Iplay games for fun
>>335685198
I genuinely enjoy Brutal Doom on both original Doom wads and I honestly do not understand why it receives so much hate among the Doom community, despite the modern aspects such as reloading, which is minor but feels satisfying, and iron sights, which there is no reason to use. Black Metal difficulty is a fun challenge.
>>335687919
Why do you do this?
I purchased Hardline and newest Battlefront
>>335687969
> yfw your parents find out and do not love you anymore.
>I Tbag people first instead of only doing it when they Tbag me.
>Some one said "gg" and I told them to "go fuck themselves with a jagged cactus".
>I played Lonesome road DLC and I was mean to Ed-e.
Also my mother who is a devout christian says Catholics are evil.
I probably spend more time reading threads on /v/ than I do playing games. I don't even like it, though. /v/ is absolutely never correct about anything, but I just can't stop reading the retarded opinions of children.
I am addicted to this anger.
>>335688058
Maybe you need a new medium. Try VR. It's made me feel like I did as a five year old at Christmas time.
>>335688216
> mfw that's literally why I'm here
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>335688190
She probably was raised catholic before converting to non-denom. That's what my dad was, and he hates Catholicism with a passion.
>>335685198
Video games turned me into a massive furfag
I never say "gg" because I think everyone who says it is insincere, and I'm worried that people will think I am too.
>>335688190
She sounds like a heretic to me.
>>335687991
>>335688130
Look at my image. If you know who Parsee is, you'll understand why I do it.Jealousy.
Left for Dead 1 and 2 are average at best. I feel they play on the "b...but it's amazing when playing with friends!" bullshit.
I'm following a guide to complete Dark Souls II
I've been putting off hacking my wii u and 3ds for years because I don't want to come face to face with my ineptitude.
In puzzle games, if I can't get it on the second try, I give up and look up the answer online.In Virtue's Last Reward I didn't even bother attempting the last Q room, I just followed a walkthrough
I hate myself for it, but I get frustrated and hate wasting time.
>>335688424
You monster...
>>335687625
I am like you. I still love this place more than any other in the internet.
>>335688334
>Even the wiki doesn't get it right
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU DON'T HAVE IT'S CALLED ENVY
NOT JEALOUSY
GODDAMN
JEALOUSY IS NOT WANTING OTHERS TO HAVE WHAT YOU HAVE
I actually enjoyed Watch Dogs. I mean the story was shit, but the liked the 'hacking' gimmick.
>>335688186
I'm pretty sure my parents have already catched me a couple of times fapping to hentai.It helps that I can pretty easily get a girlfriend and bring her home to meet my parents, to convince them that all is not lost.Though it's just fake hope for them.
>>335688304
I played a lot of sports as a child, and was raised to constantly shake hands and generally be a good sport. I take this with me online, always "glhf" at the beginning and "gg" at the end, regardless of the circumstances. It's dumb and I've gotten flak for it but it's just what I do. Don't place too much weight on other people's opinions anon.
>>335688464
Why even play puzzle games? They're a scourge on the face of gaming.
I can't complete portal one or two because I find the puzzles too hard.
>>335685748
>Life is Strange was one of best games released last year
>best games released last year
>best games
>game
I have never played a Metroid game, but I fap to hentai of Samus like a madman.
>>335688401
I bought both games for the never ending gore fests and I was not disappointed. Had the community not been literally the worst shut hole I played with, I would play it more.
>>335685198
I never did finish level 6 on Super Hexagon.
I feel bad.
>>335688558
Jealousy is seeing a guy with a Corvette and thinking, "Man, I wish I had a Corvette.".
Envy is seeing a guy with a Corvette and thinking, "Man, I wish I had that Corvette.".
>>335688427
>I don't want to come face to face with my ineptitude.
I've been putting that off for years.
>>335688537
I view 4chan as the place where you can say things you wouldn't dare say in public. I use it to vent and or get out frustrations and it fucking works
>>335688570
Then do it. Seriously.
You can still fap to hentai.
>>335688304
I sometimes type "gg" or "good job" when the team actually manages to be competent. I usually just write nothing, if the team's kinda meh.
>>335688216
I know that fucking feel bro
>wake up, make breakfast
>browse /v/ while eating
>go out/to work, check /v/ on mobile
>come home, make dinner
>browse /v/ while eating
>play 10-15 minutes of a game, hop back to /v/ for hours
I don't even know why I come here anymore. It's all shitposting and bad b8'in. It's not like I even have fun anymore, because /v/ hasn't been fun in years. Everyone here takes shit way too seriously
>>335688615
You're a bigger faggot than the person you're replying to.
I always savescum in games with unique party members and permadeath so everyone survives and I don't feel like I let someone die
>>335685198
I have created multipleNepthreads and spammed them with images despite barely anyone else replying.
>>335685198
I played Metal Gear Solid and thought it was an average as fuck game. I still don't understand how it grow into such a big thing.
I used to save scum a lot when emulating games.
I didn't like anything about Machinarium, but i still suggest it to others.
I think the Souls games are shit and the way they are marketed as "hardcore games for hardcore gamers" is laughable. I only played a little bit of DSII somewhere midgame on a friends pc and picked up game footage left and right.
I know it's not enough to form a decent opinion but I stand by it.
>>335688789
The worst offense imaginable.
I browse/post on /v/ more than I play actual vidya.
I genuinely think Fallout 3 and Skyrim are great games.
>>335688615
>he doesn't like puzzle games
>>335685198
do you think pedo priests have ever done a glory hole through the confession booth?
Pretending to be a girl for free stuff or leech people maybe?
>>335687313
It's okay anon I've never finished an elder scrolls game
>>335685198
I once beat off to a porn of Widowmaker.
I use savestates in emulated games so much I may as well have invincibility cheats on
>>335687467
>We met via skype, she was like 7
jesus anon
>>335685198
I absolutely fucking hate that practically everyone loves the souls games but I just can't get into them. It's the only time my inner hipster flares up.
>>335688723
I just choose to believe people are being ironic or just baiting.
My schedule is basically the same as yours but my gaming and /v/ browsing are swapped. I still actually play games.
>>335688937
Skyrim is a great game, not a great TES game though.
>>335685198
I was only able to beat Final Fantasy Tactics by abusing a Gameshark
I like Sonic 06 much more than anyone should. For the bugs, of course.
>>335689064
>7 states away
I played 150 hours of DS1, 40 hours of DS2 and 90 hours of DS3, never played the BB or DeS.
I consider myself an hardcore souls fan. Watching gameplay from DS2 make me vomit and i'll debate anyone who says that it's a merely good game.
And, not really a sin but a really autistic thing :
I put a lot of money into my Steam account, I'm like level 40 and have over 300 games, but I just play five of them. I personalize everything in my profil just so people can be impressed, even though I have 5 friends, don't have anyone writing comments or messaging me. Not even a bot coming to spam me.
wake me up
>>335689116
>doodoo doug
>>335686149
I enjoyed Dogz
>>335689080
Did you feel the same way when Demon's Souls was the only souls game?
>>335689116
I can't really enjoy Doom outside of using a ZDoom-based source port. I don't jump in vanilla mapsets but instead use free mouselook and disable the auto aim.
>>335689116
Nice story, Doodoo Doug
>>335688708
But from the description of the character she's obviously envious
>>335689136
Yeah? Is it legal to solicit a minor over there, degenerate?
>>335689130
To be fair, Sonic 06 is a lot of fun when abusing the bugs and while drunk.
>>335689116
>doodoo doug
>>335689116
How old were you? Even for a children that shit is retarded. You deserved it.
>>335689237
I was just clarifying the definitions of jealousy and envy because I couldn't tell if you knew what they were from your post, I dont' even know who the character you were talking about is.
>>335689116
>doodoo doug
fucking christ
>>335688829
I still savescum a lot, I'm not playing through again just to see what might have been
>>335685198
I've never played wow
I dont like modding my games
Even know I know Bethesda games will be shit I still buy them on release
>>335689116
fuck off doodoo doug, go back to shitting your diaper
>>335689321
I was 11.
>>335687039
Did the same butmet on redditso mine is worse but no nudes we hung irl tho
>>335689221
No because it was more like a case of a one off game I can't get into. Big deal, there are plenty of those.
But now, 4 games later and I haven't had the interest to play one beyond a few hours between long periods of collecting dust. And these are games I just hear next to nothing but praise about.I just want to enjoy them, dammit.
>>335685198
I watch the Yogscast. Mostly because I feel alone, and it simulates what it would be to have friends to play videogames with.I still dislike most of their videos.
>>335685198
I played WoW vanilla. Enjoyed it. I want to try WoW again but I fear I will be alone.
>>335689371
Oh, I'm cool with that. Save scumming in boss fights and/or trying to avoid death is the sort of thing I meant.
>>335685198
I have a few:
>I never finished God of War 2 because it bored me and Kratos felt like something out of an edgy fanfic.
>I couldn't get into Bastion and don't see why people like it so much
>There is not a single female Final Fantasy character I haven't fapped to.
>I have never played a Zelda game
>I was a big Sonic autist back when I was a kid. I still look back and cringe.
A couple I'm genuinely ashamed of:>I actually like Markiplier in small doses>I have over 900 hours in TF2. Most of this is dicking around on 2fort.
>>335687039
>>335689432
Got ya'll beat./r9k/She's underage as well.
>>335689262
Only if this wasn't a "kill them all factions play through."
>>335685198
i summoned for abyss watchers and bontif.
i finished the game without beating nameless king because he is supposed to be hardest boss and i'm intimidated to say the least.
I play most games on the easiest difficulty
I like fable series. i run thru the wraithmarsh because it scares me. also i think alan wake is a scary game.
>>335689589
>Enjoy markiplier
How? The shrieking makes you want to puncture your eardrums.
>>335685198The other night I masturbated as I slowly deleted files from Civ V. I started with non essential things like maps and restarted the game. I envisioned her as being confused. Why it felt like she was forgetting or missing something. Then I moved on the more critical files. Just to see what I could remove and still have her work. Finally when it was clear she was to far gone and a shell of what she once was I ripped her apart folder by folder. After I came I cleared all trace of her and redownloaded her. She will never now what I did to her. She will never suspect that at any moment I could dissect her again just for shits and giggles.
Bought a PS4 and Bloodborne months ago, but haven't launched it yet.
>>335689116
>Doodoo Doug thinks he can escape the shame by deleting his post
Nice try Doodoo Doug
I genuinely enjoy Guild Wars 2.
>> go for 100% on Just cause 2
>> have 2 racing challenges left (95.7%)
>> brother overwrites my save
>> not even mad, boot up game
>> new game
>> my 100% save now lives on a memory stick
>> games was a 6/10, OK in my opinion
>>335685198
after 3 years I still have not finished skyrim. each time i play it i spent most of my time modding it and then quitting again
I think I spend more time downloading games then actually playing them
I masturbate to people's voices on voice chat
I have over 1000 hours in ffxiv
I want to try raiding, but I am too much of a beta fuck to really communicate and workshop how to improve my mch game.
>>335690142
dansgame
I've physically modded the vibration motors from my Dualshock 3 controller to be connected to a cock-ring and prostate vibrator.
I use it everyday.
>>335689116
>deleting the post
kek. How shameful Doodoo Doug.
530 hours in MGSV.
I have raided thousands (yes, thousands) of FOB's.
I have caused so much misery and set back, you don't even understand.
>>335689206
Catz>Dogz
Just like real life anon.
>>335690243
what?
I 100% completed Shadow the Hedgehog
I will never understand my teenage self.
repost of
>>335685198I used to play WWF on the N64 with best friend after school when we were children.
I once got so mad that he would always beat me at the game I decided I would shit in a diaper and smear in his face if he beat me the next time.
He beat me again, but the moment I tried to run at him with the shit-diaper I put in the bathroom's trashbin. Instead of getting it on him, he easily tripped me, grabbed the diaper and smeared it on my face.
We stopped being friends and after that I had a new name as "Doodoo Doug" at school.
>>335690285
disarm nukes or hoard nukes?
I beat the Ace Attorney DS games by using gamefaqs.
Ive only beaten Castlevania on NES in easy mode.
I hate weebs and anime but I love some anime-style games.
>>335690268
that's awesome though
I summoned for Pontiff :^(
>I shitpost about games that I have never played.
>I talk about video games more than I play them.
>Most of the time, I'm legit too lazy to actually just turn on a console and just play a fucking game, dammit, even though I still enjoy vidya.
>I love CUHRAYZEE games but still have not beaten a single on one their hardest difficulty, though it's not like I couldn't do it, I'm just lazy and have ADD. Generally, I'm actually pretty decent at vidya.
Not sins just confessions
I didn't like mgs at all
I've never beaten a mainline final fantasy
The Xbox shouldn't even exist
Smash is what the fighting genre should strive to be like
Never got into minecraft but I wish I was notch
I'm jealous of ecelebs for making money while playing games
I never post on v but you guys are alright sometimes
>>335688424
Did the same on my first walkthrough of BB, didn't want to miss a single Umbilical Cord + i always summoned the NPC.
If savestate is available, I use it at least 6 times a minute
I preordered Borderlands:TPS.
All those Canuck Funbucks I could've spent on good games
>>335685198
Bless me, father, for I have sinned:
>I like FFXIII-2.
>I really enjoyed The Order 1886.
>I consider Overwatch's casualization to be a good thing.
>I don't like any of those games /v/ recommended me some months ago. Hell, Eye was bad for sure.
ive never beat super mario bros. 1 2 or 3
>>335685198undertale is literally the best game I've ever playedI don't believe I'll play a better game than that
>>335691019
of course it was A FUCKING LEAF
>>335690938
>Smash is what the fighting genre should strive to be like
>>335691086
You must have played an awfully small lot of games then
>>335691019
are you me?
/ottawa/ represent
>>335691086
It was great don't let any community change your opinion on a game
I buy a lot of games with my dick.
I like to get game model rips and make lewd renders of them and never post what i make anywhere.
>>335685198
I exclusively play on the easiest setting available
>>335685198
Years ago in Mario Kart Wii whenever someone had the name Naruto, I would stop racing and just hang out by the item boxes and then proceed to make his race a living hell.
I'm grown so used to autosaves I get angry when a game doesn't autosave. Its even worse when a game is so old it assumes you know to save shit and doesn't say a god damn thing about saves at all.
>>335685198
I forced myself to like dark souls I actually went through and finished it. But I still think it's just a dumb simple action game.
I still don't get the appeal. But I fake that I like it otherwise I'll get shitposted to hell by my friends.
Worse of all is this sounds like something a child would say but me and my friends are 30+ years old.
>>335685748
>Metroid 2 is best in seriesMUH
I didn't think anyone else held this opinion. Alsogenki slut a cute
>I haven't beaten dark souls 1 and I've had it since launch
>>335685198
I bought duke nukem forever for 20$
>>335691171
Lots of content easy to pick up and play
Appeal to a casual and competitive audience
Does that ring a bell with what sf is trying now? Easier inputs and all
Hope kof goes that route some of the inputs for supers are stupid
>>335691182
>gaming sins
i paid $60 for judge dredd on SNES back in the day
i couldnt beat the first level
>>335688164
I purchased Battlefront's Gold Editionas a physical copybecause it was ten bucks more, and I didn't realize I could redeem the stuff until after I had hit the level cap and unlocked everything. I literally paid for nothing.
I play The Division every day even though it's an increasingly terrible game.
I rage-dropped Crisis Core after getting level checked in the final boss fight against Genesis. I then immediately watched the ending of the game on YouTube.I recently restarted my playthrough so I'll make up for this eventually
I don't think the Souls games are particularly hard or good.
Ipiratedthem all and clocked about 2 hours in each before getting bored
I wish I knew what the appeal is because agirlI like can't shut up about them.
>spent over $1000 on cosmetic RNG boxes in TERA.
>got Plat for all three FFXIII games on all 3 platforms
>bricked both of my 3DS systems during the 2.1 emunand/sysnand swap of the OTP process
>havent touched 70% of my steam library at all
>sold DS Lite for hardly anything after I quit my job years ago
>still regret it
>Purchased Brink through tradesfor console
>better at most FPS games with a controller, aim assist off
>backed Mighty Number 9 for $100
>called off work for video games for the first time a couple months ago
>always end winning matches with "gg. Sorry for your loss. God bless."
Portal 2 is better than one gameplay and sotry wise by a fucking mile
I walked out from playing EYE when i noticed the highly recommended tutorials were in gif format thus can't skip to different parts and were slow as shit.
Dustforce DX is too difficult
>>335691981
>clocked about 2 hours in each before getting bored
What were you doing in those 2 hours?
Magic, little to no rolling, shields, bow & arrow big weapons ecc ecc
I pre-ordered Battleborn.
>>335691981
Name 3 of your favorite games
I have never played a game without cheats
Even multiplayer games
i have over 500 hours in borderlands 2400 of them are alone
>>335688713
>Start a relationship with someone you have no interest in just to perpetuate a lie to your own parents
What part of this is a good idea?
>>335685198
I OWN OVER 250 SKINS IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AND ALL OF THE CHAMPS
I JUST DROPPED 100 BUCKS ON HEARTHSTONE
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FATHER ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR ME I SWEAR
>>335692242
I don't understand why anyone would do this
>>335691734
Sure, those are all good things (to some degree), but they're certainly not Smash exclusive. Rising Thunder, P4A, Stylish mode in BlazBlue, etc. all do what you're talking about.
I just can't stand the way Smash plays.
>>335692210
I'm a MonHan kid, so mostly rolling+running around bigger monsters. Some hitboxes I got clipped by even were on MH level, especially in the second and third game.
>>335692256
I don't see how it's relevant, but off the top of my head: Morrowind, MHFU, DOOM2.
>>335692186
Unlike most of the people here, you seem like a good dude who just did a fuckton of wrong decisions intead of being a massive idiot. Impressed.
I use trainers in SOuls games but only for infinite items. Fuck farming for shit
>>335685198
I have spent over 600$ on TF2
>>335692287
LYNCH HIM
I prefer Cross to Trigger.
>>335688186
>Dad walks in on me jacking it to a lewd music video
>Awkward conversation
>Few months later
>He's forgotten everything about it and wants to give me the talk
>>335689796
In very small doses. He genuinely enjoys what he does and comes across as a nice guy, even if he's a bit obnoxious and loud.
The videos where he reacts to stuff are awful though.
When I play games I talk like I'm on SGDQ. Like talking to an audience even though no one is there
>>335692617
pls tell me this is fake, pls
>>335692617
Oh, it's not just me, thank fuck.
I used to pretend I was doing a Lets Play.
>>335692456
>clipped by
I assume you mean you got hit when it didn't look like it?
Yeah, it's weird as fuck, some hitboxes are fucking amazing, i'm talking about avoiding attacks by doing emotes/gestures and overhead attacks that make you bend forward allowing you to avoid arrows and horizontal swings.
Then there's shit like the blighttown mosquitoes.
I taunt after every kill, but only when I know it'll annoy people.
I roleplay as Celestia from MLP in all RPGs. I use mods to put the character into erotic situations if possible. If not, I just try to move to camera to the most revealing position and masturbate.
Ive never watched the show Im just sexually attracted to the design of the horse.
>>335688401
Isn't that the point though? Though I find Left 4 Dead boring even with friends.
>>335685198
I thinkDBZ Ultimate Battle 22is decent. It looks like dogshit even for a mid 90's release, but I think the actual gameplay works alright.I even think it's better than the first Budokai.
>>335692782
>>335692617
>literally have a friend that tries too hard too emulate pewssypie whenever other autist huddle around him
you're either literally autistic manchildren or underageb&
>>335692917
everytime i get to the final boss in majora's mask i use the the great deity mask to beat him. i've never not beat him in another way
>>335685198
I enable a exp gain multiplier in shitty jrpg games because grinding is just boring
>>335689841
Trying too hard to make an epic meme response
>>335685198
Twilight is my favourite Zelda game of all time.
I enjoy leaving games running in the menus or overworlds for days on end without actually playing.
I like to talk to myself when I play games, like people are listening(they might be)
I unironically like let's plays and have watched let's plays for years.
I usually prefer let's plays to actually playing the game myself.
I think all fighting games are really shitty, but only because I was always bad at them
I thought E.Y.E Divine cybermancy was really really shitty and still kind of do.
>>335692981
We do it when nobody's watching and we don't emulate PDP.
>>335693029
My argument for this is that it's fitting, it's a reward for completing all the sidequests and the game kind of expects you to use it by that point since you lose all other masks.
>>335692461
Thanks, anon. That pretty much sums up my life as a whole.
>>335693231
that's okay I guess
>I used to have a problem where I would pick up an RPG, get to the last dungeon, then never finish
>I really enjoy shitty zombie games
>Never played a Zelda game
>When people hype up a game and I see too many ads/commercials/etc for it, I lose interestDark Souls 3
>>335692810
That's part of the reason why I'm confused by people worshipping the fuck out of the series. The AI is stupid, hitboxes are inconsistent, the first and the third game are full of bugs (including ye olde "randomly fall through the floor for no reason" bullshit), level design boils down to "CORRIDORS", sound is for some reason recorded in low quality, and yet people insist this is the best thing since sliced bread.
I love the shit out of MHFU (~600 hours on the PSP, I don't know how many on PPSSPP), but I would never call it a great game. Because it isn't. It's flawed. And so are the Souls games. So stop.Or maybe I'm just bitter because the girl I mentioned couldn't handle MH when I tried introducing it to her.
>>335693267
this is true but i feel like i can beat him without resorting to it. im just too much of a pussy
>>335685198
I want to like fallout4, and I want to look forward to borderlands3
>why god why
I'm sadistic towards female characters in games, even if I'm playing the good guy. I sometimes wonder if I have a problem.
In multiplayer games I'll usually choose support classes so I can dick about in the back. It helps that few people choose this class type so I can feel useful even if all I'm doing is chucking down dispensers/ammo/health/buffs.
>>335687919
they never once asked to actually speak with you? what the hell it's so easy to see throught your scheme.
>>335685198
I use a retro lancer when I'm host and message people 'l2p' after I destroy them.
>>335689841
what do you even respond to this with.
>>335687919
I've done this.
I used to hack or download ps3 saves to get myself platinum trophies. Also go the extra mile to make it look legit.
>>335685198
I have taken the medkit instead of letting my burning team mate have it, despite knowing that extinguishing him would have restored some of my own...
>>335685198
>I like Lightning as a character.
>I couldn't beat Primal Dialga legitimately so I used Action Replay.
>I don't care for MGS.
>I talk shit about Sm4sh despite how I haven't played it.
>I preordered Fallout 4
>>335687919
YOU'RE A MONSTER
>>335692452
You're right but smash did get dlc right. Killer instinct is the closest game that has good dlc characters it's free to play system is lame though.
I enjoyed all those games you listed (havent had a chance to play rising thunder though) but I always end up playing smash. Although hated p4a auto combos
Smash is innovative and thats something I want to see more in fighting games.
The freedom of movement in smash is something that traditional fighters can't top
Nothing will kill melee besides a smash clone or something similar
And yeah its hard to argue with someone who hates smashs gameplay but yeah i understand people have preferences
I probably just said these things because of how disappointed I was with sf 4 sf 5 content. I don't want to have to wait years before I get the intended game
>>335689841
>>335687919
>>335691734
14 has autocombo and one of the battle directors worked on motw so it's going to be very pick up and go as far as kof goes.
>>335687919
I mean, I've been mistaken for a girl on mmo's before and just played along for free stuff, but I've never actually stolen accounts before....
>>335692981
It's more like I'm just talking about what's going on in the game and nothing else. Like super general shit
>Yeah imma boutta shoot him to progress onwards
>This boss is super easy all you gotta do is hide behind these pillers
>This gun is alright but I mean I rather save my money
There is no afflcaton in my voice I just kinda do it. Helps me focus
Last time I've played something was two months ago, before that it was half a year and before that a year.
I haven't completed a game in three years or so.
Despite that I'd really like to buy a steering wheel, pedals and shiftstick. But I'm a penniless NEET.
Only game I look forward to is the new Dude Sex.
>>335685198
I killed Sniper Wolf with the nikita, never beat her in a fair sniper duel.
>>335694146
not even a smash "clone" will kill it because the appeal is nintendo characters first. Any emulation would just be shot down as a shameless ripoff.
>>335687919
That is some based stuff anon. I wish I could you be you.
I play nothing but flight sims all day
>>335693434
>And so are the Souls games
They are, a lot.
But they gameplay offers plenty of alternatives, the world looks fantastic and killing stuff makes you feel wonderful.
As for the levels being CORRIDORS probably it's because you didn't get past the initial areas which are usually straightforward because i assure you, the last word you want to describe soul levels as is corridor.
Just look up a 100% items guide for some of the levels, especially some shit like sen's fortress or blighttown
I'm too nervous to use a mic. On the occasions where I get over it faggots either make fun of my voice or start asking me about it.
>>335685198
I like Lords of Shadows game for the atmosphere and story... Even though the ending was garbage.
>>335685198
I struggle with choosing a main character in pretty much every MMO. I literally jumped between Monk, Shadow Knight, Necromancer and Rogue in the span of about 5 minutes the other night while thinking of what I should play with a friend of mine in EverQuest.
I tend to play on the hardest difficulties if given the opportunity, but some games are just retarded with how they handle it. Torchlight 2 was one of the worst example of this, at least after playing it for a couple days. Elite mode seemed like it was just monsters with incredibly high health pools; no ai changes, and I was so early in the game resistances never really came into play. Maybe later in the game would have redeemed it, but I settled for Normal difficulty just to enjoy myself.I only just recently found out what a tilt was in Smash and how to reliably pull it off. I'm pretty new tbf, but not new enough to excuse something so basic.
>>335685198
I don't even like video games
I cheated to skip the triforce gathering part in windwaker.
I got mad losing to last boss twice in 1000 year door so I never beat it.
Cheated to beat mario sunshine was done with most of it didnt know how to unlock that one place aiming at sun or some shit.
Have a pc that plays cod bo3 at 4k 60fps max settings, instead play competitive ragnarok online.
Have played like 60% my steam library. Fallout 4 Barely got past part where you wife dead/frozen. lost interest fast.
Cant think of many more, worst shit involves gameshark/rare candy duping.
>>335694393
We'll never know until someone tries I guess
RoA looks bad and megabyte punch's engine had potential
Maybe in a decade or two we'll get something
>>335694663
>Have a pc that plays cod bo3 at 4k 60fps max settings, instead play competitive ragnarok online.
That game is competitive? Is there PvP or just ladder racing or something?
>>335694643
I don't even smoke
>>335694693
roa and that shitty attempt by the project m team as far as I know.
But smash fans aren't fickle. I can almost guarantee none of them would jump.
>>335685198
I spent around 200 bucks on StarCitizen and I really enjoyed the Doom open beta.
I used walkthroughs to beat Max Payne 1 and 2 and SC: Chaos Theory.
I have never completed a Zelda game.
In fact I haven't completed about 70% of all the games I own.
>>335685198
I played through the Metal Slug Anthology with unlimited continues turned on.
>>335685198
I really love action games line Ninja Gaiden, Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, etc., but I can only finish them on easy
>>335694984
I played the close beta, and I enjoyed it. Then again I also unironically enjoy treyarch's zombies mode and always play the maps when they come out so my opinion may be invalid.
I've been faking to my buddies that I'm really bad at Vidya for years so we have shit to talk about when we hang out.
This started back whenpokemon black and white came out and my six year old little sister at the time got the game and wanted me to play with her. I beat the game in a week when she wasn't around, bought another copy and made a purposefully weak version of my same team so we could have fun together. She got into a fight at a playground at one time because some older kid told her my pokemon were really lame because she could beat my team half the time. She even said that I'd fight him. And when a six year old comes running to you with tears in her eyes you just don't back down from something like that.
Dragon Age Inquisition was great.
There
I SAID IT, DON'T DO SOME FUCKING BAIT SHIT LIKE GREENTEXTING THROUGH THE WALL WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME.
It was great, it had an amazing sense of rewarding you in terms of items. And a crafting system that actually was relevant, contrary to every other game in existance. It was really fun to play and explore different biomes with a ton of lore and fun combat(Rift mage was fun at least). It also felt amazing to slay dragons at the end of every zone and be rewarded accordingly. Grinding and exploration was rewarded. The icing on the cake was the dungeons. My favorite dungeons by far. Deep Roads DLC was great. So rarely are these fantasy RPG dungeons done with quality these days.
I'm gonna be using a trainer for SFV's Survival Modes, including Hard/Hell. This is the first time I will have ever used a Trainer/Cheat Engine for any game I've played. I've beaten Survival Hard with two characters and Survival Normal with six, and I feel like if Capcom can't even tell when people ragequit they're not going to be able to tell if I cheat in Survival.
Also this is partially their fault, look at this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofismlWuOWU
^How the FUCK is that fair?
>>335694748
In the private server community theres many guilds that just focus on competitive woe where guilds fight each other in like 28, 30 or 36+ sized rosters.
Its a very organized, and kinda serious deal. Over the years by my name,experience and just skills and people that know me I networked myself into the inner circle of some of the best players id say in the world. If RO had esports for this shit pretty sure we would win.
Only MMO I've ever played was the Final Fantasy 14 2.0 beta andI fucking loved it, I'm going to get into the game this summer.
I'm 21 and still enjoyCall of Duty
Also I've never won a match in any fighting game because my brother always beat me and I guess I just never try.
>>335694146
>Although hated p4a auto combos
I always hear this, especially from people who just hate quarter circles. What is it you people want exactly?
>And yeah its hard to argue with someone who hates smashs gameplay but yeah i understand people have preferences
Damn, that's a first. I personally am alright playing smash from time to time but I absolutely hate when someone wants to bring it up when talking about other fighting games because it's almost always in a confrontational manner and the discussion gets derailed as fuck. I get it's not all of you, but those few bad apples just make me want to roll my eyes when someone says they prefer smash because I expect the tirade about how fighters should ALL be melee clones.
When a game I want is coming out soon Ipre orderthe collectors/limited edition.
