>exit sewers
>go explore some ruins across the lake
>get on the road
>finally reach the Imperial City entrance
>go to market district
>your backpack is full of loot and there are dozens of stores to look through, people to talk with
>this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnQf1J8r_ig
Go to mystic emporium
Spend gold on scrolls
Dupe sapphires sell rinse repeat
Now dupe soul gems
Get free bound armor permanently
Dupe potions for quick magic grinding
Get lvl 100 magic restoration
Permanently bind 2500 Intel and willpower
Make 28 fortify max speed and athletics spells
Cast me and run through the forest at Mach 5
Suddenly start ascending like talos through the sky
All on console, my super fit character has become an ancient astronaut
Also get emperors robes
Get bloodworm helm and savior hide
In character creation use tone options to make my character blue green or gold (even for humans)
Clone myself
Give guards armor that makes them fall on the ground
Not in this order; professional game breaking is hard work
But my first time I was an ice nig that often killed people and just payed the fine I even pwned the arcane unis students when I couldn't get in without leet magic or doing the quests- I instead jump with spring heel jack boots on column and in there and pwned em
What's going on with you?
You have nothing to say to me
Have you heard any word of the other provinces
Nothing I'd like to talk about
I saw a mudcrab recently. Annoying creatures
>implying I didn't use an alternate start mod and arrive by boat in Anvil
Ultimate cozy.
>Play Morrowind
Fuck me, this is the best.
>Play Oblivion
Fuck this, Morrowind was better.
>Play Skyrim
Fuck this, Oblivion was better.
>Play Morrowind
Fuck me, Oblivion WAS better.
Time to reinstalland then uninstall after 30 minutes
>>335676428
>cozy
>comfy
These words have lost all fucking meaning now.
Hooooaaaaaaoooouuuuaaaaaaoooouuuuoooooooouuuuu (peace of aka tosh)
>>335676441
Oblivion is better for stealthy characters, and had some pretty great faction questlines (DB, Thieves Guild)
Morrowind is better in every other aspect.
Skyrim is just shit.
>>335676470
>>335673971
I've decided to go back an replay Oblivion two days ago. I spent like 15 minutes trying to remember the controls and how to navigate the fucking journal.
I got so pissed off at everyone's potato faces that I turned the game off. Then I tried Morrowind. After I got got Fangor's ring or whatever his name his I got bored that I was walking so slow.
How the fuck did I spend so much time on those two games?
>>335676545
How is that not applicable? Anvil is a cozy harbor town with nice sunsets. Are you seriously not able to see logic because of memes?
>>335673971
>>exit sewers
>>go explore some ruins across the lake
Is there anyone who didn't do this? I swear Bethesda put that ruin there on purpose.
>>335676593
There's a mod that greatly improves all the faces, but the game's performance is shit and that old engine is unstable so I got tired of it after a while.
>>335673971
Truly is the comfiest
>>335676680
The one with the 3 bandits?
Always stole their leather leggings and their garlic.
>>335676593
Play Nehrim instead.
>>335676593
You weren't a little bitch who is turned off by slow movement speed or underwhelming graphics.
oblivion FUCKING NAILED the quests and storyline. why the fuck couldn't the game world and the game itself look better? why couldn't it have better and more complex gameplay? fuck dude, the quests were so amazingly fun to do. you knew whenever you were doing a quest that it wasn't just a fetch quest, there's gonna be something more to it. a moral dilemma? a batshit event that happens? i miss that feeling of surprise and awe when something incredible happens during a quest. why can't game writers these days make quests and missions in games interesting and entertaining like oblivions were.
>>335673971
>be 12 year old me in 2006
>never played tes before except for the one time i did on my cousin's xbox where i opened this letter i wasnt supposed to open and then got executed
>beg my dad to pirate and install oblivion on my pc for me since i had no idea how that and daemontools worked
>have to get oldblivion since my pc was such a fucking clunker
>experience the magic that was the imperial
>>335676784
is there a mod that removes the spiders?
>>335676279
>pwned
>leet
>pwned
Are you for real?
>>335676680
It's like Bleak Falls Barrow in Skyrim. One of the rare well designed dungeons in the game to give you a feel of dungeoncrawling and make you believe all the rest dungeons are just as good.
Also, I'm pretty sure everyone also tried to shoot the apple with the bow.
>>335676861
I was 8-9 when the game came out
>Big brother installs it
>I sit and watch him play
>Gets to the tutorial part where you meet the zombie
>Freak the fuck out and don't touch the game for another 2 years
Younger me was a pussy
>>335676917
Just once I'd like a game that demonstrates the same attention to detail throughout the entire game. Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy was the same way. That initial scene in the diner could be replayed a dozen times with all sorts of different cascading actions.
>>335676576
>nostalgia fags actually belive morrowind is anything but utter trash without mods
Morrowind is the weakest elder scrolls game ever made. Fucking dagger fall is better than that shit.
Every time I feel like playing an Elder Scrolls game again I just listen to the soundtrack. To be honest, that gives me the feels of playing the game and brings back the fond memories I have of it without having to play a very flawed, dated game that has lost it's "first time" magic.
It'll never be the same as the first time, so it's best just to stay away.
This song is goat tier and is possibly my favourite video game track ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKLfvt6CZCY&ab_channel=gearlocktrinity
>The house you can buy in Anvil
That shit was fucking evil Bethesda, gave me PTSD
>tfw even these days the game runs at ~50FPS on decent rigs with no mods installed in open world
>drops to 30 around Skingrad plains and Market District
>>335677231
It just works
I remember I begged my dad for a PS3 for a whole year but when I finally finished my school he gave me one.
But for months and months I was checking out Youtube for video's of Oblivion.
The game had already been out for a whole year but I didn't have a PC or Xbox to play it.
The first game I got however was Assassin's Creed the hype was so immense then and I played it at a friends and was AMAZED by the graphics. I remember I could get two games and I really wanted Oblivion so bad but my brother did not like those kinda games. So I got him Mx Vs Atv Untamed. So he could also play on my ps3. He loved that shit. I took about 2 extra month before i got Oblivion and I was sucked into that game for months. I have such fond memories of playing it and all the quest. I never killed anyone but when I did oh man.. the dark brotherhood was amazing
>join the thieves guild
>literally steal every piece of silver in every house and every castle
>sell it all to the World Weary guy in Bruma
>go enough cash to buy the house in skingrad
>spend the rest of my game manipulating the economy and trading
Did anyone else do something similar? I think I might have killed 3 people in total the entire time I played that character. I didn't do anything quest wise except for the opening missions of the thieves guild. Just became a merchant.
The quest from the thieves guild in oblivion are so much better then skyrim. You actually steal shit and don't have to kill anyone. It's all about being a theif. In skyrim I swear it might as well been a companion quest line with a light focus on stealth.
>>335677320
It's because the thiefs guild in Oblvivion actually requires you to steal shit to pass through the ranks.
You aren't some fucking chosen one like in all of Skyrims guilds.
Hell in Oblivion you even need to do the fucking contest race to get the ring.
>>335677128
Being into open world first person games is suffering. Bethesda can't do shit these days and no one else tries to adapt the formula for some reason.
>>335677231
>using an overlocked i5 at 4.3 Ghz
>using an overlocked 980ti
>try to run Oblivion at 1440p using several mods, including Better Cities and Really AEVWD
>fps drops down to 15-20 in Waterfront
>>335677476
Bethesda's complete lack of competition makes me sad. I loved Witcher 3, but I'd prefer to build my own Witcher rather than play as Geralt.
>>335677497
>better cities
There's your problem. You should never use that mod, the game engine can not take it. It doesn't matter what system you have, it will drop to the teens.
>>335677429
That's what I hate about Skyrim, and Fallout 4 even. Bethesda is just getting lazier and lazier, it's fucking pathetic.
Being a thief in Oblivion was so much fun.
>>335676576
oblivion hits a sweet spot between arcade and traditional t b h
skyrim is just arcade shit
>>335676140
>Dupe
Implying we need to cheat at games.
Only losers need to cheat.
If I really needed items that bad I would use the console command to give myself gold
>>335678080
>not wanting to play as the greatest husbando of all time
You probably started at 3. You get really attached to Geralt if you play them all.
>>335677102
don't worry friend, just put points into only one weapon at character creation and you'll actually hit
>>335676774
It's wierd, I know the exact garlic you are talking about. Come to think of it didn't one of the bandits have a book on vampires next to his bedroll? That's kinda a nice detail.
>>335678284
Not that anon but while I agree that Geralt is a great character and Iv had fun playing him. I'd love a game set back when witchers were more prominent. You could start as a Witcher in training following your senior Witcher around and shit. Free roam open world do what you want type of game. Become a better Witcher, hunt down monsters and shit. I'd love a game like that.
alchemy is so fucking broken you don't ever need to cheat
>>335677429
is it possible to lose the contest?
>find goblin jim's cave
>fight through the goblins
>guy named goblin jim at the end
I always liked that.
Thanks for reminding me of happier times you asshole now the only thing i look forward to is the new die sntwoord slbum and oblivion doesnt even run on windows 10 im gonna go be depressed now thanks to OP
>ride into town from a long day of adventuring
>as the sun start's setting all's well starts playing
Is it normal that tes4lodgen drops my framerate to single digits?
>>335678481
Wow, I can't believe I never put two and two together, Makes sense now.
>>335678505
yeah, pick your school, go through training, then just get kicked out in to the world to hunt monsters, no main quest just a crap load of smaller ones
Oblivion could have been great. Shame about the random loot, leveled treasures, and leveled world. Utterly destroyed my drive for exploration.
Quests were good though. Such a fucking shame about all the rest.
Jeremy Soule was at his best with this game. You could say he poured his heart and soul into it.
>>335676680
I explored the cave to the right first.
>>335676441
Spot on.
Morrowind doesn't hold up at all with its clunky combat and the wikipedia dialogue. It's a better game on paper but in practice is a different matter.
Why has there been too many TES threads in the last 3 days? Will they announce TES VI?
>>335676593
Elder Scrolls series is actually terrible. It's good that you understand this now.
>>335679879
Doubt it, they need to sell all FO4 DLCs first. I'd expect next game reveal in 2017-2018.
Maskar's overhul is some neat shit, go grab it if you haven't played the game in a few years.
>>335679260
SA fag?
dammit thinking about reinstalling Oblivion
>>335678101
But it just looks SO GOOD.
>>335679948
e3 2019 reveal for a november release, there was four years between skyrim and fo4, i'd expect similar for tes6
How do I get good at Morrowind? I feel like whatever skills you specced at the start are the ones you're going to the end with because leveling them up takes forever or is worth a fortune. Also those gifs about the combat were tooaccurate
>>335680007
I want to, but I fucking can't cause the Oblivion installation client is FUBAR for me.
>>335680007
Dont bother if on windows 10 it wont run
>>335680002
No american
>>335678638
Yes. if you lose, you are given 2nd chance to steal a sword from someone.
>>335680007
>picture says "dang it"
>writes "dammit"
YOU FUCKED UP
>>335680103
>Open the pause menu
>Exit
>Uninstall
>Play Fallout instead you dumb motherfucker
>>335680110
It runs for me on W10
>>335680103
Try using your brain?
>>335680098
Only 5 year dif between oblivion and skyrim though, with fo3 and all dlc in between. By that logic tes6 should actually be announced this year, no?
>>335680103
The spec skills are just the skills that will take a shorter time to level up. Chances are very good you will end up a fighter/mage/rogue by the end of the game.
>>335679879
We're hungry for more western open world RPGs and F4 did not hit the mark at all.
I miss enjoying games
>>335676894
He's from 2006.
>/v/ starts to unironically like Oblivion
>>335680103
you don't "git gud" at morrowind. its all stat grinding and nobody can say otherwise. the reason the game is popular is because exploration i have found
>>335680110
>if on windows 10
hahahahhahaha
>>335676279
you're still stuck in '06.
>>335680227
Me too
>>335680245
>neo-/v/ tries to fit in
Why? Just enjoy your stay and act as you usually do, /v/ is full of you redditards these days anyway.
>>335680245
Aspects of it were always appreciated, even though the game as a whole was and is strongly criticised. The key now is that Skyrim is in many ways even worse.
>>335680245
that music is triggering me to like oblivion again
>>335680245
>memefucks (you) stop coming to the threads as frequently because its no longer the new thing to hate
>people who actually enjoy the game congregate in a thread to talk about it
>this is somehow a problem
don't you have a million meta threads to post in
What was the name of that wand that summoned a random high level npc that was aggressive to everyone around? That thing was fun
>>335680131
>being a salve to reptilian norms
nice conformism
>>335680376
Wabbajack?
Are there any games that are like Oblivion?
>>335676140
>duping items
>not just sneaking into every store in the market place at night and selling their shit to the fence in Bruma
>>335680245
go to bed gramps
>tfw walking through wilderness
>tfw this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxuaDhXlJeU
>implying this isn't one of the best minigames ever created, despite how nonsensical it is
>>335680334
>The key now is that Skyrim is in many ways even worse.
No it fucking isn't. Neither of them are amazing games, but Skyrim was always the more appreciated one in /v/, until this year.
>>335676441
>>335676576
>>335673971
www.strawpoll.me/10051843
>>335680506
It wasfun
Did anyone play the Mehrunes' Razor DLC?
That dungeon was nuts, I think it took me like 3 hours. It was so different compared to every other dungeon.
>>335680550
>Skyrim was always the more appreciated one in /r/Skyrim
ftfy
>>335680506
idea was cool, but it should be more... organic and less minigamey.
>>335680550
That's factually incorrect.
>>335680506
I always imagined that the character was just autistically standing there saying random shit to try and make the person happy.
>>335680650
You're a newfag if you think that.
Oblivion is a nostalgic masterpiece. Everytime I hear a song off that soundtrack I enter a nostalgia driven flashback... Morrowind was good but oblivion will always be the best elder scrolls IMO.
I haven't played this game in 5 years. I barely remember Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles. I'm thinking about reinstalling it today and playing it tomorrow.
>>335680550
You've been here since last week or something?
>>335680454
Two Worlds
> steal watermelon
> get bow, arrow, and scrolls
> begin to dupe watermelon in market
> 20 minutes later
> market is overflowing with watermelon
>game is getting 2 fps (xbox 360)
>practically unable to move in sea of watermelon
> save game in market
My friend didn't like me playing his oblivion file when he wasnt watching
>>335680506
yea i got so good at it i just clicked shit cutting off all their responses
i also remember one of their responses "Blow away wind bag"
>>335680506
Using all options against everyone at every turn was retarded. But the minigame itself was interesting. Using "joke" or "boast" against a noble super important guy, etc.
That's Bethesda for you, interesting stuff merged with nonsensical shit.
>>335680506
It was trash
>>335680736
Since 2009.
Skyrim was relished for about two weeks on release, and there after its popularity and appreciation has been on a steady decline for being "normie trash", WHILE STILL being more accepted than Oblivion. Until now.
ITT: People who haven't played Oblivion in a while.
It is some fucking dated shit without mods.
>>335680582
>Morrowind>Skyrim>Oblivion is winning
What the fuck /v/?
>>335680939
>WHILE STILL being more accepted than Oblivion
Yeah, nah.
Skyrim has all the problems of Oblivion, but has absolutely awful quests, worse music and doesn't even feel comfy. So it's basically like Oblivion without things that made Oblivion memorable. On top of that it doesn't even have stats, magic is dumbed down to hell and back and unlike SI Morrowind nostalgia pandering DLC for Skyrim was trash.
I played Skyrim for 600 hours and never want to touch it again. I return to Oblivion every year.
>>335680824
I did that with venison on my balcony in Anvil on PS3, then managed to lag my way out of the city and it never let me return.
>>335681296
It's not the same without the sound.
Modded Skyrim > Oblivion > Skyrim.
Shame every city in Skyrim wasn't as good as Markarth.
>>335681664
Modded the shit out of the game yesterday in an effort to not get bored and play Daggerfall again.
I near damn pissed my self during that part.
>>335681732
>Modded Skyrim > Oblivion
But you can't mod Skyrim to make it an RPG again
>>335680506
A bit nonsensical, but it was nice, and you could definitely fail at it and not manage to get enough disposition to hear the intimate conversation topics or get better prices.
>>335681296
>*SPLAT*
>>335680506
Not now, not later, not ever.
>>335676279
A real oldfag.
>>335681732
Skingrad is better.
>>335680506
>Find NPC you don't give a shit about
>enter Persuasion Minigame
>Spin the joystick and mash A
>start watching TV
And thats how I maxed my persuasion stat in 30 minutes
I played Oblivion for the first time this year. It is by far a better game than Skyrim.
>>335677231
I get solid 60fps and 4k on an oc'd i5-4670 and gtx 780 sli
>>335681841
You're good!
>>335681775
You can mod it to make it a worthwhile game to pick up and explore, it's quite comfy and believe me I don't use that word often.
Oblivion is still great though, but it's modding scene was a bit wonky.
>>335680506
You're a big ,fat liar.
>>335673971
>Not Wings of Kynareth
DELETE THIS
>>335681918
if they made oblivion with skyrims extra features it'd be cash
>>335676428
My redguard
>>335682105
Wings of Kynareth associates with waking up in the morning and hitting the road for me. But Sunrise of Flutes is always with browsing stores.
>>335682137
They're making Skylivion aside of Skywind, but everyone knows it will never pull off.
>>335676441
Fitting image if you think Oblivion really was better. It might have still had the Elder Scrolls charm but it took away a lot and was a broken buggy piece of shit, and remains that way now.
Literally it's so shit that a crippled old lady voice goes from one sentence into a completely different kind of voice the next. Also, level scaling and like 4 different maps for those oblivion gates and that's it. Tiny cities and so on
>>335676680
Not me. My first time playing I got lost and ended up on a hill fighting a skeleton, then started panicking and ran for the nearest building because it was getting dark and I was worried my character would get sick if I didn't sleep at night. Then the game blue screened because I was playing on a pentium 3.
Good times.
>>335681891
>create spell that deals 1pt fire damage to self and heals 1 pt of fire damage to self
>wear full mages guild outfit for increased Mana regen
>spam until max level destruction/restoration
>go to temple of the blind moths
>go into sneak mode and walk in circles
or
>go into sneak mode near that goblin in the tutorial dungeon
>walk in circles behind the wall until at desired sneak level
>buy 99 arrows
>sell them back 1 at a time
>buy them again
>repeat until mercantile is maxed
Consoles may have been the inferior way to play Oblivion, but it was kind of fun having to find legit ways to cheese your levels up instead of just firing up console commands
>dragon is above the tower
>SENTRIES, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>dragon slams on top of the tower
>IT'S IN THE CLOUDS
I still can't believe how much they fucked Skyrim's intro up.
>>335673971
I still without a doubt think this is probably one of the most atmospheric games I've ever played, and I'd go as far as saying one of the most enjoyable games I've ever played, most time I've put into and not one regret.
Its difficult to go back and play it these days due to exhausting everything in the game pretty much.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpqSdORmCX4
>>335680007
I'm actually going to plug my 360 in and play.
>>335682280
I swear no other game did forests as well as Oblivion
>>335682331
>tiny cities
>>335676975
Kek, remind me of this:
>Be 14
>Oblivion just came out
>Play it, and lend it to my autistic and only friend with whom I only talk about ratchet and clank
>Hoping it would bring new games to talk about
>The day after, he brought me the CD back and say he was putted off by the undead
>Came back to talk of Ratchet and Clank all day
>>335682461
Didn't happen to me.
>>335682461
>dragon opens a hole in tower in the intro
>every similar tower in the game has the same hole
People will actually defend this.
>>335682338
>using console
Mate, I powerleveled in both Morrowind and Oblivion by legit means, including leaving my character auto-walking into the wall while sneaking on the steps down to Arena's Bloodworks. Never used cheats.
Though these days I prefer to play TES games without powerleveling anything, just leveling stats as I play normally.
>>335682332
Kek
>>335682474
How's Oblivion on 360?
>>335682717
>>335682717
Like Vanilla Oblivion on PC, except you can't just pirate the DLC
>>335682474
The only problem I ever had on it was when I was doing a thieves guild quest and the person I had to talk to was dead in the middle of the road.
>>335682331
You don't have to tell me the problems, I'm not saying it's perfect.
Memorability and variation has a lot to do with it. What's an RPG without good quests.
>>335682629
>I will stop playing for three hours while I autowalk into a wall
Sorry, but that's not different from using console at all. You're not playing the game. Might as well just use console and save time.
>>335673971
>tfw I was forced to play Oblivion with a low graphic patch until I got my new computer 3 years later.
Replaying it felt like a whole new game with all the mods and shit.
>>335682864
>I will stop playing for three hours while I autowalk into a wall
>3 hours
That's not enough, anon, you leave it for whole night.
>cheating
>tfw you put hundreds and hundreds of hours into Oblivion on PS3
The game literally stops working when you play too much. The more you do, the bigger your save file gets. The bigger it gets, the more it crashes and runs at 1FPS
And it was impossible to cure vampirism because of a bug.
>>335683063
Literally same problem with Skyrim.
Why can't Bethesda into coding
>>335682629
>he didn't do sneak at Peryite's shrine
>>335677320
>spend the rest of my game manipulating the economy and trading
>Just became a merchant
how is that even fun, the economy is not well developed, merchants dont have a lot of money and if you gather large sums there is not much you could spent it on other than houses
>oblivion is so underated because nobody bothered with vanilla they installed 1000 porn mods and got crashes every minute instead
>>335682461
My favourite part was all the hype surrounding the amazing new technology to sync up different ingame animations.
>Get execution on dragon
>watch on in amazment
>my character is floating 3 away from the dragon in the air
>still synced with moving dragons head slays it
I recently modded Fallout 3 and am giving it another go. It's been a good 7 years since last time I really played Fallout 3 and Fallout 4 left me empty.
Anyone else been playing Fallout 3 at all?
>>335677476
>no one else tries to adapt the formula for some reason.
cause no one can, TES style games require large amounts of money, large development teams and lots of know how and experience
no one other than CD project can really muster that at the moment (EIDOS could probably do it)
if smaller developers tackle the formular you get shit like Risen and Two Worlds
>/v/ is enjoying vidya again
>>335682976
Same. Oldblivion saved my skin.
>>335683327
Played it a bit using TTW some years ago, might try to replay it eventually.
>>335683063
>oblivion
>ps3
wut? I thought oblivion was only on PC and x360
>>335682854
>comically oversized ass and tits
Anon pls, do yourself a favour and have sex already so you can see just how overrated it is and stop obsessing.
Things like what you just posted are honestly retarded, but you won't be able to see that if you're still obsessed with the idea of sex
>another Oblivion thread
Time to re-install.
>>335683268
>implying that pr0n mods aren't the best
it's time to stop
>>335683605
I couldn't play Oblivion anymore after installing them. They ruined Oblivion for me.
>>335680454
Arx Fatalis
there is a sourceport
>>335683675
I understand, I can't play the game without them myself. It's just so comfy knowing you could get knocked up when you lose a fight or can prostitute yourself to get money.
>>335683879
Problem is it makes me want to fap. Then I go on a rut and just do things that would make me fap better. Then I fap and just can't play anymore.
>>335676576
>Skyrim is just shit.
Until the new one is out. Then it's one of the best.
>>335673971
Ah the feels man.
>>335684000
That's what skimpy clothes are for, just a casual way of getting your attention up but not enough to fap to it. Never forget to install cool dungeons that don't need sex appeal to be good and you should have a reason to not start fapping right away.
>>335676279
>pwned
>leet
Holy fuck, brought a tear to my eye :(
Where has the time gone...
>>335684145
>Until the new one is out. Then it's one of the best.
The cycle of /v/
>before release: hype!
>release: its shit!
>long after release: classic!
>>335684363
To be fair, Bethesda games are getting worse and worse with every new one. Shit, even normies think FO4 is trash compared to FO3.
>>335684363
Depends on the game.
>>335684363
You get better parameters for comparison. After people realized quests in Skyrim were utter garbage and went back to play Oblivion, they noticed the difference.
>>335684363
>before release
i cant wait to play this game i want to see what other people think of it on /v/
>>many users misconstrue this as shilling and progressively dislikes game
>game gets released
>some praise
>>some users get asshurt that it gets so much praise so point out several flaws
>>other users, no better, claim they disregard the flaws making the previous asshurt users so butthurt they vow to destroy every thread so long as there are people to get butthurt!
>long after, nobody really talks about the game
>people who don't even play games go on to bigger game releases of the time like dark souls 3 and other games to troll in
>>new thread created, only fans participate in thread
>>w-what? people playing videogames? NOT ON MY /v/!!!! in comes you
>>335683543
I have no desires to interract with real women.
>>335679871
>wikipedia dialogue
That's miles better and more comfy than retard canned voice acting. Fuck you.
>>335684750
Just hire a hooker so you can realize that sex is just boring and awkward and boils down to two people mashing their pelvises together for like 40 minutes
Its fun the first couple times, but after a while it just starts feeling like an awkward chore and you'll eventually just want to jerk off in peace instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whz-LQlbI-U
>>335684931
It will resolve itself for him in the next few years. He will not get it up some day when he is constantly fapping his dick away. EVERYTHING will get boring if there is too much exposure. I just hope he will not mistake that with some sort of acquired fetish when he starts fapping to the strangest shit.
>>335685159
not that anon, but guro and DFC will always keep me going
>>335679964
Any tl;dr on what it has that the other overhauls don't?
>>335685979
Take care not to overdose on that.
>Elder Scrolls 6
>Every second NPC is unkillable
>another Settlement/Thiefguildbasement/Niggercamp needs your help with Bandits/Draughr/Mudcrabs
>Sneaking is as overpowered as usual
>Destruction sucks even more cocks
>We fired all our Level designers, build your own fucking settlements
>Main Quest: find your abducted daughter, Shaniqua
>perks are even worse than Skyrim
>some stupid gimmick marking you as the chosen one
>Look at all these mountains you can climb, they are all empty though
>The UI sucksonce again
What could actually turn out good
>Weapon- / Armormods
>Legendary enemies
Why is Bethesda so afraid of making it an actual RPG again...
>>335684931
40 MINUTES. Shit dude I was lucky to get to 15, a few embarrasing times I only lasted a few thrusts.
>>335682854
post more
>>335686045
my job and hobbies obviate that from happeningsounds like you're talking from experience though
>>335676140
>Sapphires
Pleb, reflect spell potions are much more valuable.
>>335686006
pastebin.com/u/Squiggums
I used this as a base and my game is stable as shit
>>335686140
Back when I had my first GF at 13-15, we would have sex for hours at a time, I remember the longest we went at once was 3 1/2 hours, we just kinda realized we were getting sort of bored and stopped
Honestly one of the advantages I used to think Skyrim had was visuals but actually there's not that much in it when you max both out
>>335680506
It was kinda silly, but I liked having a way to influence my relationship with NPCs other than going to a crypt and retrieving their family heirloom. You could actually roleplay being a smooth-talking spy or some shit, making speechcraft a lot more meaningful than in any other game.
>>335686127
>legendary bandit has mutated
Nah, fuck off
>>335686354
Everything about this post seems wrong. I mean didn't you get fucking tired or you know, cum?
>>335686393
Skyrim is uglier than Oblivion, character faces aside. But it's better optimized.
Seriously, start Oblivion, kill the first rat and look at it. Model and texture quality on that fucking rat is top notch for 7th gen.
>Go through tutorial not really paying full attention but enjoying it
>exit sewers
>have no idea fast travel exists
>head towards chorrol for no fucking reason
>about 20 mins of walking later, decide to explore abandoned fort
>two skeletons come at me from outside and I bolt back to chorrol direction
>fucking spooked watching my back the entire way there
Shit was fun though
>>335686229Yes, I combat that by stopping fapping for a week every few months and have sex. It's like discovering your sexuality a new. Too bad real women are too much work.
Of course it only works if you have something to do. I weep for the neets that torment themselves with endless boredom.
>>335686569
>or you know, cum?
2 or 3 times, but its not like you just immediately need to stop. You can keep going if you want and the boner sticks around
>>335676140
What's the point of all that, if you want to fuck around just give yourself whatever you need in the console.
>>335686393
Oblivion was mind blowing at the time, it's only issue was character models.
I just wish it wasn't so ass to mods compared to the other TES.
>>335677231
I had that problem, until I removed better cities.
>>335680007
everytime I think about installing TES I force myself to remember the wifflebat combat, robotic movement and 5 hours of mod installing.
>>335686868
>I just wish it wasn't so ass to mods compared to the other TES.
Which is weird, considering mods can fix Oblivions graphics and make everything else better, but mods can't fix Skyrim's shitty gameplay
>>335686202
more walking.
Does ModOrganizer still work with oblivion?
I remember I just needed to put dll files into the real folder but everything else worked just fine.
>>335686670can't say I condone such relations with 3DPD but different strokes
>I weep for the neets that torment themselves with endless boredom.
Agreed. I was a NEET for only a few months, and I was already burnt out on fapping. My fetishes also got more... interesting. They've regressed back to more "normal" stuff, but man it got weird as shit.
>>335686724
Not for me mate, I get way too sensitive and can only do a few more.
>>335687138
Just slow it down, the hyper sensitivity only lasts a few seconds then you can get right back to it
>>335673971
>start getting into magic like I always do in RPGs
>expect the same tired "fire/ice/lightning" lineup for damage
>discover "entropic" damage spells
>its non-elemental, pure red energy damage
>mfw
It was just a little thing, but it was something i still to this day miss about magic systems in games.
>>335687047
Lets see the front.
>>335687181
I'll try it but this makes me think I have a broken dick because its always taken me about 10 mins before I get back into it. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised because I feel like that might explain it.
>mod skyrim
>accidentaly open the game with regular launcher
NOO NOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>335686567
I´m not talking about 1:1 takeover you silly goose. Just the concept of enemies that are too strong now so you can return later. Takes the staleness of enemies leveling with you away, at least a little bit.
>>335673971
>got it and a 360 for my 18th birthday
>those were the days ;-;
>truly the comfiest
Might install this if I go full NEET mode this summer. I miss it, but I'll have to mod it heavily if I want to play it again. I hate the leveling system.
>>335687097
>They've regressed back to more "normal" stuff, but man it got weird as shit.
True that, it helps concentrating on quality instead of content to not get on that slippery slope. I can't belief sometimes what I managed to fap to, even through it looked like shit. god bless better digital drawing and shading standards.
>>335687374
Ini changes?
>>335686127
Skyrim's interface design actually makes a lot of sense ....on consoles.
The fact that they didn't use a completely different design for PC proves how little they care for the PC market compared to the console market.
>>335686127
That criticism is literally retarded.
>hurr when u look at inventory u need to look at something else
>>335687535
Or they didn't knew how to code that into the game without having separate sources.
>>335682481
Yeah I agree, it was impressive at that time. They really succeeded in giving it a particular feel to it. The forests were extra comfy.
The only game where I feel the same thing is in The Witcher 3. They did the forests to the perfection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6J1gH0chA0
>>335687535
I never got all this fucking bitching about the skyrim interface it isnt THAT fucking bad compared to any other shit ass console rpg interface, I mean the fucking pipboy for example is just a fucking mess. I think skyui helped to contribute to this myth because people figured if theres a mod for it it must be REALLY bad.
>>335687309Honestly I have no idea and neither have any of my GFs, I'm like, inbetween. Its not something I really want to ask my mom though
>>335687709
Anon that looks fucking stupid
>>335687675
Isn't there a selection glitch to this day that selects the wrong text when you use the mouse and the highlight is somewhere else?
I got burned by that too many times, but of course there is mod for that bug.
Man, Oblivion was such an ugly game. Why the fuck did I (or anyone) ever think even for a moment it looked good? It's so fucking visually unpleasant to look at.
>>335687505
>it helps concentrating on quality instead
That's one of the things that got me back on the beaten path. I was able to fap to vanilla for the first time in a year because the one I was reading had god-tier art and an actual decent story (too bad I forgot to download it).
>god bless better digital drawing and shading standards
I raise my glass to that
>>335688005
I came straight from 64 and ps1 to the 360 because I had held on to my old gaming shit for so long and I still thought oblivion looked like ass.
>>335688005
The characters had potato face, but everything else looks pretty nice
>>335688005
It was one of the best looking games at the time, what are you on about?
>Play Morrowind
>Go to Balmora and steam the mortar and pestel from the shop
>Go to the temple and buy marshmarrow and wickwheat
>Sell them back to shopkeeper to increase his inventory size
>Make them into healing potions
>Sell them at various shops and buy more ingredients
>Repeat until thousands of gold
>Travel by boat to Sadrith Mora
>Buy a drain skill spell
>Make 1 spell to drain every skill by 100 for 1 second on self
>Travel around the world visiting the various masters
>Use drain skill spell on self, talk to the master and get free training in any skill to level 100 for 1 gold each time
>Repeat until all skills maxed
>Go to the Dren Plantation and steal all of their high end gear
>Go to Balmora and break into Hlaalo Manor, use the corpse inside as storage for infinite items
Pretty much how you start every game of Morrowind.
>>335688005
I played it on my 360 on an old CRT and thought it looked amazing at the time.
>>335688279
>>335688425
The game lacked solid art direction. On a technical level it wasn't terrible (for it's day). The games art style was just so fucking bad I truly believe they hired no real artists for the entire project. Just people who possessed technical skill and could create 3D assets.
>>335688107
godspeed anon, was nice talking with you about real problems us fappers have to deal with.
This would be the point to invite you to fuck my sister but she is married already, sorry.
Now to see what sort of juvenile mods for oblivion got created since the last time I played it.
>>335688901
>I truly believe they hired no real artists for the entire project.
You're mostly correct, I know the animator at least was just a friend of the director or something like that. Thats why everything looks fucking retarded when it moves in Elder Scrolls games
What the fuck happened here.
Last I seen this thread it was dying with no replies on page 9.
>reinstall oblivion
>spend mandatory hours getting mods and making them work
>actually plan my character this time
>go full tryhard with race, sign and class
>go to sewers and fight a rat for 10 levels of block just so I can get +5 endurance when I level up
>repeat every time I level
>get put off by level 5/6 because it's taking so fucking long
I think I got too autistic for this. Who thought it was a good idea to give you more health based on your current endurance when you level up? You have plan your skillups accordingly to get +5 endurance on levelup or you're gimping your character.
>>335689420
If you're modding then why don't you install something like Realistic Leveling or Oblivion XP?
>>335682854
This makes me so fucking hard it's not even funny. Goddamn I love female orcs.
>>335689420
>playing any RPG with OCD tendencies
I feel your pain.
Are there mods that fix the moon physics?
>>335673971
>tfw can never remember where that one shop is
