>console
-plug and play
>pc
-have to create controller profiles for unsupported games
-latest drivers make things worse
-gpu company gimps games so they run worse on rival gpus
-unlocked frame rate is annoying. Vsync drops frames.
-have to find a good chair
-wrists still hurt
-constantly worry about the next upgrade
-have to grind all those skins or pay up
-have to keep telling myself DotA will be relevant for the rest of my life and all other games suck
My version is better
>Console
>Plug and play
Ahahaha
>Get new console game
>Go to put it in console, but need the controller so you can eject the disc currently in it
>Controller is dead, need to plug it in
>Put game in console
>Find out only the basic files are on the disk. The rest of the game needs to be downloaded in a 40 GB patch.
>And then installed
>Greeted with a screen telling you about all the DLC available and asking you if you'd like to proceed to the store
>Finally see the title screen
>New game
>Has to recap the entire story of the previous game or give you a 20 minute cutscene about the story
>Unskippable tutorial teaching you the very basics of the genre
>You finally get to play
>Realize the game runs at 25 FPS with dips anytime anything explodes
>Delude yourself into thinking the game is at least decent and slog through it since you spent $60 on it
>console
-several different $500 investments minimum that play a limited library each
-forced to play westernshit that churns out unfinished, buggy non-games
-forced to play japshit that churns out out-of-touch japan-focused content, though admittedly lots of Japanese games are fun, like Nintendo games, Platinum games etc
>pc
-Dunk $900 dollars on a setup that lasts you for 7 years and plays everything from 8 years ago prior
-manually replace broken parts instead of waiting a gorillion years for approved technicians to do a trivial electronics job
-huge library of games from all generations
-emulators for outdated systems that are brainlessly easy to set up
-free reign to pirate out-of-print games because no-one can be fucked suing someone over a product they don't make money from
-large variety of online multiplayer free to play games in various qualities and outlets
-can browse the internet and play games simultaneously
-can safely ignore AAA garbage if you have a favourite niche, most of the niches that are unprofitable on console
>console
-controller built quality is trash
-updates are 7-14 gb
-exclusives dont work like this?
-sub 25 fps is more annoying
-have put couch in bedroom or sit on the floor
-fingers still hurt from sharp convex thumbsticks
-10 years with no upgrade
-have to pay for season pass or you cant play online
-have to keep telling myself Halo will be relevant for the rest of my life and all other fps games suck
>>335112203
dark souls is a niche and you got it thru petitioning for it
>>335112203
>playing old games
you cant do that forever anon
>>335111960
PC:
>have to spend ~$3000 just to get a pc that can run games on anything over medium
>have to spend approximately 2 weeks waiting for parts to arrive, then another 2 weeks to put them all together
>have to have a sound card if you want sound
>need to have a monitor if you want to see anything
>have to buy a $100 hdmi cable if you want high resolutions
>finally get all the hardware set up, now you have to pay around $200 for windows (linux is free but can't play many games)
>get windows set up, now you have to spend a day or two setting up all your drivers and finding them online if you didn't buy a CD drive
>finally get drivers set up, now you have to install steam and games which take about 6 hours each
>now you're finally ready to play games -- but wait, now your game is crashing on start up because of some obscure incompatibility
>now you have to spend hours online trying to find a solution, which may or may not exist or be hidden in some forum from 2005
>if you find a solution, now you can start playing your one (1) game that you installed
>once you get in game, you realize that the graphics aren't even that much better than console and because you didn't spend more money, they don't run as well
>start to realize that there aren't even any good games other than strategy games and retro games to play
>start to realize the community is even more cancerous with their HURR DURR MASTURD RICE shit
>become disillusioned with gaming altogether because all the money you dumped into your PC
>start shitposting on /v/ when you see how much fun console users are having
>PC drives up your electricity bill and makes your house hot
>can't play couch co-op ever
>finally turn pc into 4chan machine and buy a ps4 or xbone
b-b-but muh mustard race am i rite?
>>335112427
>third-person ARPG
>niche
>>335111510
Damn grandpa please just stick to consoles
>>335112575
Oh I'm sorry its not a niche anymore. Its yearly casual CoD trash.
>Console
-400 dollar for pre-order PS4
-499 dollar for new PS4.5
-70 dollar for 1 year online
-70-60 dollar per game
-50 dollar for PS move
-1000 dollar for a decent 4K TV
-500 dollar for a couch
>>335111960
LOLOLOL
>get a new game
<put it in console
>it starts up and downloads the patch in minutes because im not a poor nigger
<play on my charged controller that i charged because im not mentally handicapped
6/10 got me to reply
>>335112534
Can you at least try to make some quality bait?
>>335112716
The genre was never niche. TLoZ is one of the most popular game series and it falls in the exact same genre.
>>335112534
At least make it look a little bit real anon
no one will fall for this one
>>335112203
>-free reign to pirate out-of-print games because no-one can be fucked suing someone over a product they don't make money from
What is Nostarlius
>>335112832
>>335112916
t. Buttblasted PCucks
>>335112427
>souls series
>niche
>>335113317
Nostalrius is a direct competitor with Blizzard's WoW product. It is a version of their product that is unavailable, but the kind of product is still available.
It would be like making a private server for Starcraft 2: WoL. It would be a direct competitor to LotV. Blizzard however doesn't give a fuck about Brood War private servers because BW isn't a product they are selling.
>>335113646
yearly Ubitrash that has never been good since the sequel (ds1). My bad.
