Hello anons, Squidward testicles here, I posted a thread last night where i would create a new story with you guys
So, here it begins...
will this planet do for our fresh and new journey?
hm....
What diet should we have?
>>345483723
Herbivore, just to fuck over all the carnivore fans.
>>345484013
We shall see when more come to join the party
>>345483723
be on the top of the food chain with meat
>>345483723
Herbivore
>>345483723
CARNI.
>>345484013
>>345484481
>>345484519
>>345484682
We're at a bit of a stalemate here...
>>345484795
Flip a coin, OP!
I bought this shit on steam during some, but it came as three different games.
Which one do I download and/or load?
>Spore
>Cute and Creepy
>Galactic Adventures
>>345484853
Ok
who should be heads and who should be tails
>>345484967
Herbs are heads.
>>345484967
Third guy here
go carni
>>345484967
Carnival is tails
>>345484795
The only way to resolve this is to go omnivore. Still do the coin flip to decide how you start.
>>345485058
Oh, too late, we're carnivores now.
>>345484967
Just go carnivore, so we can have fun later
>>345485137
>>345485058
ok.. then canivores it is...
BUT, no purging anymore, lets become space jews!
>>345485252
Theme?
what is this
this wasn't there before was it?
>>345485252
The creature must include at least one phallus resembling body part.
>>345485252
Now get all the eyes you can muster. We will need them to count our DNA.
Planet name?
>>345485494
Reddit.
>>345485494
DonutSteelix
>>345485494
(((((ShekelBerg))))))
>>345485494
Squidward Land
>>345485494
BATTLE-PLANET, FIRST OF THE WAR-WORLDS!
My god all these names are terrible. I thought they'd get better after mine...
>>345485572
>>345485584
>>345485642
>>345485657
>>345485678
those are some good names, but what about
"JEWTOPIA"
*inset smug rabbit here*
>>345485252
Peenus Weenus World.
>>345485494
Jew-whova's witness
>>345485756
My god...
It's perfect...
>>345485756
use "NeedsAName"
5 means you have to call it Yu-Gi-Oh! World.
>>345485756
Your creature has to be named Shekelberg
I have decided to call it jewtopia
>>345485996
KILL THEM ALL
MAIM
KILL
BURN
Alrighty, how do we want our disgusting jews to look like?
Should we have many eyes to scan the area for shekels?
>>345485996
Make a triped creature once you are out of the water. Triangles are the pinnacle of geometry and efficiency so obviously it would be great to have a triangle organism
>>345486348
Huge cilia beard
>>345486348
>didn't choose two-eyed cell for maximum DNA
what kind of jew are you?
>>345486424
I fucking love this idea, i am so making this once we get to creature stage
>>345486431
Why, obviously. We should also be Pink, as so we don't camouflage into the ground, so no friendly giant accidentally steps on us!
>>345486348
You need a huge arm coming out the front, with one hand. The jews nose has evolved over the years.
This of course takes place after the kikes devolve themselves into celular beings to destroy civilization again.
Good design? if so, what will its name be?
>>345486424
>>345486386
I agree, use number 3 always, doesn't matter the question
>>345486654
Jorgi or Paul
>>345486654
9 for Charles Barkley
>>345486654
GIVE IT A ARM NOSE, TO GRAB AND SNIFF AS MANY SHEKELS AS POSSIBRLE
>>345486654
Excellent design captain
>>345486654
Jewthulu
>>345484959
I might be talking out of my ass here, but I think you need to install all three for all content. I've got all three installed, they all go into the same folder. I don't know if it matters which one you actually run, but probably best to go with galactic adventures.
>>345486654
Hey wait, OP CHEATED!
>>345486654
Weje
>>345486654
heh
>>345486654
Jim
>>345486654
Shekelbernsteinaberg
>>345486654
Poo poo fart
>>345484959
Download all three, but Cute and Creepy and Galactic Adventures are expansions. I never played Galactic Adventures so I have no idea how that works but Cute and Creepy is a straight expansion with just more parts for your creature. You run it all through spore.
JEWTHULU IS BORN
>>345486791
I will give it a nose once we have the parts
>>345487064
Too many eyes, OP.
>>345487064
>cheating
save wasted
>>345487064
Tags should be : Fucking, Jews, Fucking Jews, Jews Fucking , Shekels
>>345487263
Agreed. We should burn OP.
Oy vey!
gimme your eyes!
>>345487419
OP is the only jew here.
Can't even play the game fairly.
>>345487568
I think that's the point. How can you make a jew without cheating?
>>345487680
minmaxing
>>345487568
Pretty much what >>345487680 says, jews get money no matter what happens
>>345487774
Don't give me your excuses. No more cheating, K OP?
>>345487419
Be sure to "befriend" every race, steal their parts and then kill them afterwards
>>345487774
cheating is lame though
you're supposed to cheat the system not cheat at the actual game you loser
Wait a minute.... that part...
>>345487961
Fuckin' OP added more eyes.
>>345487961
Let's be Omnivorous. Jews need to cheat the system, what better way than to be able to survive off of 2 things?
OP befriend the strongest creatures and let the kill everything, you're not allowed to physically attack anything. You have to be the scavenger/kike that you truly are.
>>345485756
if you're going to make all the decisions just play by yourself
>>345488243
Cause he's a jew.
bmup
How many legs?
Or should i make a tripod?
>>345488590
1
Because fuck you OP.
>>345488590
forgot pic
>>345488678
Use the really thin and awkward leg.
>>345488678
As many as possible, he needs the speed to hunt down any shekels he sees.
>>345488590
2, When it evolves it has to be a fat manlet, with a huge nose-arm. Befriend the strongest creatures and have them kill everything by shooting poison at your prey.
>>345485449
>>345488678
3, Triangles OP, Triangles
that seems about right...
>>345489060
Oh wow, OP, thanks for letting us have the option to design our creature. You sure are the best...
>>345489146
Heres your tripod god dammit
>>345489060
So much for "our journey"
>>345484959
on steam you install all 3 and then run galactic adventures.
>>345489328
We did it! YAY!
Good design? tell me how i can improve on it
>>345489919
more insect mouths
>>345483154
whatever happened to squidward testicles? did we beat the game?
>>345489919
THE FUCKING JEW ARM NOSE
>>345489919
Remove 3 eyes.
>>345490094
>>345490114
Jew arm nose installed and removed a few eyes
>>345490368
Close enough. Now let's play some Creature Mode!
Should we friend this guy or eat him?
>>345490768
friend him and make him kill other creatures.
>>345490768
I don't like the look he's givin' us.
Let's eat him.
>>345490768
he looks like another variant of the space jew. Of course he needs to come with us
Friend or foe? you decide
>>345490768
Devour him
>>345490768
eat
>>345491032
friend
>>345491032
DEVOUR!
My brain grows stronger, that means i can hold more shekels
>>345491032
have the red goyim to kill them
YOU NEED TO MANIPULATE THEM, EMBRACE YOUR ANCESTORS KIKENESS, HAVE THEM KILL FOR YOU LIKE THE STUPID GOYIM THEY ARE!
I feel like this one should be devoured....
>>345491414
Fuck you OP, we're befriending it.
>>345491414
Eat the abomination
>>345491414
"Befriend" it, manipulate the stupid goyim
Real original maxis, real orginal....
>>345491731
Don't eat it, you're a carnivore
>>345491731
FRIENDS!
>>345491731
After this guy, let's upgrade.
>>345491731
Manipulate!
Well, i cant eat em cause im a carnivore, might aswell freind themAND MANIPULATE THEM IN GLADIATORIAL BATTLE
They are angry at me, should i kill them?
>>345492267
Fucking racists.
Befriend them.
well, i played this game years ago and i loved it
i will watch ur jouney
>>345492267
kill em
I claim this nest for the jews
>>345492267
Dumb goyim seeing through our tricks, have our goys fuck em up
>>345492898
Let's upgrade!
Hmm.... what should we upgrade?
>>345493289
Upgrade our Jew Hand Nose to something that gives us better friendliness. Also give us feet.
New mouth, hand, eyes and feet, good?
>>345493926
Perfect.
I never thought we'd look so intimidating
>>345491302
i loled :P
Oh fuck im not ready yet
I conqour the land
you're forgetting something OP
OP is this over? If not give our Jew god some more friendliness. To win over the goyim
