What with the stereotype of gamers being fat? Do you fit it, /v/? Stereotypes are there for a reason, right?
I'm a big guy for you
a hobby where the majority of the time is sitting still for hours on end coupled with other bad habits.
is this even something you need to make a thread to shipost about for fucks sake
I think most people on /v/ are skinny, nerdy looking guys.
I weigh less than 130 pounds.
I'm 6ft, 230 pounds, so yeah.
A lot of that is actually muscle, since I do work out, I just gain muscle easier than I lose weight.
i weigh less than 680 pounds, so i am good.
>>345470972
I am chubby and not proud of it
I'm working on correcting it
240lbs here, which is 120kg in non-just-double-the-number units.
But I'm loosing weight pretty fast right now. Workout three times a week and actually caring about what I eat now.I'm fucking 27, time to get fit.
I'm 16 stone, could've been worse
>>345471443
could've been better
watch out not to become a lardlord
I weight 229lbs at 25 years old and I'm only 5"6. I need to start losing weight because my weight last year was 195lbs.
>>345470972
>gamers
I think you mean americans
>>345470972
I have a small belly. Not obese but im not a stick either.
>>345471172
5'10 108 lbs
Why would someone go out on a limb and make themselves out to be a comedic entity using only their weight?? It seems cheap and stupid.
>>345470972
i've got about the same build as pic related
>>345470972
The other stereotype is that gamers are twigs, but that seems to get more and more dated each day. I think most gamers are not fit and at the very least they're just slightly overweight. But if you go to like cons and shit it always seems like everyone there is fucking elephants.
120 lb / 44 kg
5'8 / 172cm6-7% fat percentage
>>345471828
Because cheap and stupid humor sells.
>>345470972
Six feet and 170 lbs.
It's a good life.
>>345470972
I'm a fucking twig, so it's probably the same thing.
>>345470972
>5'9
>150
i got a bit of a butt, thats about it. always been skinny/on the smaller side.
that being said i can't play games for long without feeling shitty. i have too many things to be working on to just play games all day, but even when i do occasionally do it and avoid the guilt, i dont eat garbage much or drink sugary piss shit soda.
>>345470972
Definitely not boogie-tier fat but heavier than I should be. Finally managed to stop gaining weight, next step is getting rid of all this excess.
>>345470972
I'm like 10 kgs overweight, chubby imo. I work out a bit but then you have that tall glass of chocolate milk and then you're fucked. stronger, but still chubby.
>>345471916
>Because cheap and stupid humor sells
No, hilariously enough, it sells very little. The best selling comedy acts tend to be mildly clever and even insightful to a varied degree. Watching the Nutty Professor in any capacity seems to only make people watch less of it anywhere else.
>>345471828
not just comedic, but a way to get more attention and sympathy because
>muh weight :^(
>>345471990
Show us the booty
This thread was made several times over at least 2 days. I think it was made to entice shitposting.
I drink about 4 or 5 times a week so i guess i should just give up eating a day to compensateor stop drinking hahahahahahah,,,,
>>345470972
I'm fat, but not because I played games as a kid. It's because every day after school my dad would take me to fast food, and usually again for dinner. I didn't know better at the time and just grew up thinking that was normal. I haven't had fast food now in 9 years though, so I'm trying to correct it.
It's just Americans and Americans innately fat people.
>>345471819
Christ, I'm the same height and over 50 lbs heavier than you and I'm not even remotely fat.
>>345472138
All I see is a big ass for pounding.
>>345471895
that was supposed to be 54 kg
>>345472263
Made once.By me anyway.:O)
my bmi is like perfect 180cm/83kg master race WHATUPPPPPPP
>>345470972
I do but I'm trying to count my calories and shit.
>>345472325
Being fat is indicative of success. It means we can afford more luxury food and have comfy air-conditioned office jobs instead of working the salt mines all day.
Why should I fit? Wizards don't use STR
>>345471819
Christ, someone get this kid a sandwich.
>>345472561
wizards still need to be nimble to not get killed by arrows or traps
>>345470972
>Why does this stereotype exist
Because of fat pricks like in your pic related being as loud and obnoxious as possible. When Boogie or any no talent youtuber like him is screaming in front of his camera over nothing, jiggling his fat Michelin Man arms around he's moving to the front of the community, becoming it's face and keeping the stereotype so prevalent.
Nobody pays attention to OR GIVES 2 FUCKS about the majority of level headed and reasonable gamers within the community but instead focus on loud morons. They don't get the big youtube bux like Boogie or any fat schlub who willingly sell their soul.
Im a reg /fit/ poster
5' 8" 160lbs, pretty ripped currently and happy
Two degrees, 24 y/o, new job next week, longterm GF, friends
Im incredibly normie by /v/ stereotype standards
>inb4 lies
idc
>>345472503
Eh, people prefer to see visual success more than figurative success. Unless you're happy, then by all means, you do you.
5'9" and 150 here, work out daily, more regularly recently now, and I'm finally starting to see abs. Feels good man.
>>345472124
>Gabrielle Iglesias
>Larry the Cable Guy
>Chris Farley
>and so on
Why are namefags so stupid, /v/?
>>345472314
I drink like 4 liters of water everyday and no i'm not diabetic.
>>345472672
I liked Boogie until I watched a video where he kept whining about trying to lose weight. He never loses shit. Its all his fault and hes a fucking crybaby.
>>345471443
nobody know what the fuck 'stone' is you special snowflake motherfucker
>>345472686
Lol manlet
I feel like a fatass at 6'2" 215lbs
I can't imagine being any fatter than my dad, who is 240lbs.
how do people get that huge? do they just not value being able to move around?
i mean shit, i bike maybe 20-30 miles a week and hardly hit the gym at all. I eat taco bell like twice a week and if not that, I make bacon and egg tacos with cheese.
I just don't understand how people get so fucking huge. It makes me sick
>>345472720
I didn't mean water.
>>345472783
fake tears are a fucking goldmine for youtubers
look at markiplier or angry joe for example
they're fucking sociopaths.
>>345472791
Its british terms you stupid fuck
Confirmed for never browsing a fitness board once
>>345471443
>16 stone
nigga what
>>345472503
How is not being able to see or use your dick because it's being smothered by a gigantic roll of fat at all times a luxury?
Will Boogie2988 die in my lifetime famalams?
>>345470972
I was until I was 25, started lifting and lost 140lbs
>tfw apparently pretty but still too scared of people to take advantage of it
6' 165lbs now
>>345472783
Once you're his size it's physically impossible to lose all that weight without surgery. Even if the fat is gone the sheets of sagging skin will remain and need to be cut out by a surgeon.
>>345472705
Do any of those acts still penetrate the problems of 90's babbies?
>>345472503
being fat was indicative of success several hundred years ago because they didnt have to do things
fat people still have to do things unless theyre living off of government foods. i wouldnt really call that "success"
I'm 5'11 175 lbs, though relatively in shape.
Was 160 lbs but stopped going to the gym for half a year so put back 30 lbs. Got myself to 175 again since, hoping to go down to 160 again.
>>345472870
Ive never watched any of them
Im 24 and I think I just sorta missed that era. I find literally not a single youtuber funny or interesting except
>Red Letter Media but fuck Mike
>Dunkey
>VaatiVidya lore vids
also im now gonna keep flooding this board with fit images
>>345471828
Hey it works for Fluffy
>>345472972
>impossible to lose weight without surgery
this is what delusional fatties scream as their excuse for not exercising
>mfw im 6'6 200 lbs
helps that I was a division 1 athlete
>>345472904
Nice bait, but that's not even the same sport. Show some European US football coaches if you want to do it right.
>>345472263
he probably jacks it to all the morphologies described herein
nothing like snacks for a long gaming session
>>345472924
It kills me that Total Biscuit will die before that worthless sack of shit
155 lbs
5'11"
Trying to get /fit/ and rid of all this flab.
>>345470972
5'10 or 5'11
200 lbs, down from 235 a month ago.
On keto, an ECA stack, lots of common supps, and go to the gym 6 days a week to lift. 7th day is long run and train on heavy bag.
I dont play video games like I used to :'(
Trying to find me a thick girl gone /fit/, hopefully one that plays games herself.
I`m 59 kg and 1.81 mts
>>345472973
Please stop using my name.
>>345473075
the job is still the same though
it doesn't matter what sport it is
>>345472881
It's not metric and it's not even imperial, it's a retarded term you bongs use to feel special
also /fit/ does all their shit in kg/lbs, go fuck yourself
I fucking hate fat people.
They only need to lose weight, while bullied manlets like me need to suffer all the time.
>"lol just stand up for yourself"
>end up in explosive tard rage
>now I am the fucking bad guy for no reason
>>345472413
actually morbidity rises almost linearily within the "normal" BMI span. having about 25 bmi is still associated with more sickness than having 20, even though both are "good".
>>345473113
why does arnold never have abs?
5'4" 120 pounds.
I feel like a genetic defect.
>>345472972
Yea you have no knowledge of weight loss.
He could easily lose weight, how the fuck do you think stomach stapling works? Its literally forced control for Western fat fucks with no self control.
Sagging skin? Totally. But its not like your body gets to a point where its like 'oh time to stop burning calories ill just exist off of air'
You are a fucking moron.
>>345473140
Hello?
>>345473081
jelly
>>345473050
nice brah
what /sp/ you play
>>345473238
Nice thumbnail fag
>>345473140
Ignore him. I suck cocks.
>>345470972
6'2", 195 lbs I guess I'm a bit against the stereotype.
>i'm weigh 14 bushels and 4 cups and i'm five elf's knees high fellow anons
What the fuck is it with you native anglos and stupid measurements? And when will someone make a 4chan addon that automatically converts this shit into something that makes sense.
>>345473230
20 bmi is hungry skeleton tier unless you don't work out at all though.
>>345473181
Im american you retard, Im not even that poster. Im the American posting /fit/ posts
Learn how to use this fucking website you skellington dumbshit
>>345473379
>tfw weigh 12.5 barrels
>>345471819
Christ, what a manlet
>>345473231
teenage body building is a lot more lenient
body building in general was at his time, they only needed to get to 7-9% bodyfat vs 3-4%
Also he looks like he is on dbol in that photo seeing how round his jaw looks, bloating is a well known side effect
>>345472503
>Being fat is indicative of success.
Lolno. Being fat is an indicator of being a fucking lazy and dumb piece of shit who is too lazy to exercise and has no understanding of how proper nutrition works.
Daily reminder for all fat fuck gamers out there: cut the carbs out of your rations, because they're usually the most common reason you're getting too many calories due to carb cravings.
If you want to sit on your ass all day and not get fat, go low carb high fat and eat only self-cooked meals. Eat meat, fish, shitloads of low carb vegetables, sprinkle and cook all of your meals with extra virgin olive oil for healthy mono/poly-unsaturated fats, eat butter and eggs for saturated fats, munch on Brazil and walnuts for snacks, eat/drink full fat dairy like 50% fat cheese or 3% and higher fat milk while eliminating all sugary and high carb garbage from your diet like soft drinks, anything including starch or made from flour or rice (except unprocessed rice, aka brown rice).
This kind of diet will blunt your hunger naturally, you will get satiated extremely fast once you adapt after a week or so and you will almost never be hungry. You will no longer suffer from a vicious, unending cycle of insulin spikes and carb cravings and will eat a number of calories less than your base metabolic rate naturally, which will allow you to slowly lose weight while sitting on your retarded ass all day long.
Stay healthy and lean, you fat fucks.
>>345471819
Christ those are literally Christ's stats on the cross day 2
>>345473335
volleyball
>>345473202
excessive fat causes major problems with hormones
Essentially obese people are in a state of severe chemical imbalance in their brains and should all be treated as mentally ill and/or deficient people.
Their mistreatment of their own bodies is a very big indicator of how much they hate themselves and will lash out at people like a pubescent teenager or hormonal PMS woman.
Probably because video games unintended side effect can end up with sedentary lifestyle. I'm not fit, currently 330lb's with a bad soda habit and a sweet tooth, been on my own for about 8 months now and have been getting much more into cooking and just picked up a pair of cross trainers so I'm gonna do some walking and do the Couch to 5K program and hopefully drop to 200 by next year. Assuming I can outpace 2 pounds per week for 52 weeks I should be ok, but then I lose commitment and relapse into being an unhealthy faggot.
>>345473487
>using olive oil
>not based coconut oil
>>345473487
Didn't read lol
>>345472503
Not really if you were succesful you could afford to buy food that isn't from mcdonald and pay a gym membership or a personal trainer.
>>345473487
exercise has nothing to do with weight
former fat here, you're a fucking idiot
I'm 6ft and right at 300 pounds so yes, I'm a fat bastard. The longest I've been able to stay on a diet was 2 weeks, but I fell back into eating shit, I'm addicted to food. It's the classic cycle of feeling horrible after you do it but I still feel horrible when I'm eating right I guess because my brain and body are so used to the sugar and carbs and shit. And the sad part is there was a phase from about 2008 to 2010 where I maintained a weight around 160ish and was actually pretty hot, but I got fucking depersonalization disorder soon after that, along with my ongoing depression worsening. It's been downhill ever since and I don't know how to find the strength to get back.
>>345473552
Hope you got to bang those beautiful vball girls
>>345473624
>not using rape seed oil
>>345470972
I'm a hungry skeleton
>>345471443
i just google searched what stone weight is
idk if im doing this right but
I weight 12 stone 6 lbs
or 180 lbs
Im 6'1''
fuck this is retarded
>6'3
>240
>have decent amount of muscle but also decent amount of fat
>tfw want to cut but afraid of losing gains
>>345471206
No you don't. You are just fat
>>345473665
Do you actually believe this?
So you're saying if a big fat fucker spends 30 minutes on a treadmill every other day he's not gonna lose weight?
>>345472314
>tell myself I'm going to stop drinking
>have to buy smokes and I know the temptation will be too much to pass the 10 bars on the way to the store
I just want to be a kid who wants to play videogames and nothing else.
>>345473202
I hate skinny people that complain even more though
>someone weighs 120 lbs 6 feet tall
>I JUST CAN'T GAIN ANY WEIGHT, I EAT SUGAR AND CHEETOS ALL DAY AND NOTHING WORKS
>they can literally hit the gym twice a week and have a well rounded body, if small in frame
>>345470972
5'7 and 106lbs
>>345473487
>cut the carbs out of your rations
I just had a stack of pancakes covered in blackberries and whipped cream. Come at me.
>>345473379
spat out my milk
Like the other anon said, it comes naturally with a hobby where you do nothing but sit still, but that doesn't mean it's a free excuse to be unhealthy, or unhygienic for that matter. I'm far from /fit/, but I make an effort to stay in a shape where I at least don't look completely repulsive.
>>345470972
Shut up fatty
>>345473665
Exercise burns calories, you retard. You get fat from eating more calories, than you expend during your day.
>>345471206
Lol you should weigh a soild 40 pounds less minimum or you have no definition
You are fat my man
No but I am underweight, I just don't eat a lot of food.
>>345473487
>being fat
>too lazy to exercise
Wrong. Stop with this shit already. If you want to lose weight it's all about the diet. In this context exercise unless done to the extreme like in the biggest loser will just be a few extra grammes.
In a weight loss process you exercise to get fit and generally healthy and to limit muscle loss but the idea that exercise is the key to losing weight is why so many people fail.
>>345473815
They don't eat enough
When they say they eat cheetos all day it's like one of those mini snack bags rationed out for the whole day.
>>345472904
Don't respect any coach that isn't as fit as his team
>>345473671
I dated one for 3 years lol nice tall and fit with a nice ass. She turned out to be crazy at the end unfortunately.
>>345473661
>go through college to avoid having to get a job that involves manual labor
>join a gym to do manual labor on your free time
Nope.
>>345473810
>tfw not drinking
>tfw not smoking
>tfw no drugs
>tfwno gf
So much money for videogames
I am not and have never been fat.
5'10'', 164 lbs, more of it is muscle than fat thanks to my job.
That being said it's easy for gamers to get far when all you do is sit down and eat while playing games.
>>345471819
5'8 110 pounds here
>>345473952
I don't respect fat people as a general rule.
62kg at 173cm
>tfw i'm a white Bruce Lee
>>345472503
>luxury food
Anon... cheap food has more calories.
I wonder if that would still be the case in a world without such heavy corn subsidies.
>>345473810
So stop smoking.
>>345473991
6'7 and over 220 lbs, couldn't care any less
As long as it does not become a concern in my job
>>345473959
Yea thats one of the downsides to being a manlet, no tall chicks, not ideal bodies
Its hard to find a short girl with a fatass who isnt one burger away from just being fat
>>345472503
>>345472503
Actually, in western civilization, poverty and obesity are directly correlated.
It costs more money to eat better in most cases, since you can buy a meal at mcdonalds for $2 and don't have to spend time making it, whereas a healthy similarly priced home-cooked meal requires a start-up cost and time/energy
>>345473547
Fuck year, true motivation time!
>5'8
>150
>tfw not amerilard
>>345473904
>If you want to lose weight it's all about the diet.
Wrong. It's all about the calorie balance. Stay on a hypercaloric diet and you get fat. Stay on a hypocaloric diet and you lose fat. You burn calories while exercising, so you can actually lose fat while eating more calories than your base metabolic rate and doing enough exercise to push you into hypocaloric state.
>>345473547
>>345474225
how many levels of irony are you on?
>>345473815
A skinny person will be talking about how they didn't gain weight from their small Mocha that they only drank half of. A fat person would be crying how they can't lose weight into their XXL caramel Mocha Latte with extra cream with a naughty chocolate cake on the side.
>>345473991
>Implying going to the gym is the same as doing manual labour
As someone who used to work in constructions as a teen I can tell you that you're wrong.
>>345474187
you'll find something bro. Usually shorter girls have nice tits. My ex had b's but her ass was amazing
>>345474209
>It costs more money to eat better in most cases
This is a meme. It costs TIME to eat better, but not money. Healthy food is actually cheap as fuck and you don't even need to eat a lot of it.
>>345474119
No, REAL luxury food.
>>345474127
That's easy
I'm holocaust tier which is really the 2nd stereotype.
I should eat and lift but I'm so lazy
>>345472850
sugar and alcohol is the quickest way to gain weight
I'm probably 6'0" and around 130 lbs.
I think my metabolism is just really fast. Granted, I probably ate better meals while I lived at home, but I work nights at fast food, so I'm constantly eating shit. There's nothing else to do when we're dead
>>345473081
I literally felt a little nauseous
Sweets are gross at least get some chips or something
Fat, but losing weight through diet alone since I'm to lazy to exercise. Yeah yeah I know, if I don't work out I'll be all flabby
>>345473081
Fuck. Wish I had the money to get all of that and do a gaming or movie marathon on a cozy weekend.
I need to pay a visit to /fit/ tired of being 160 lbs at 6'2
>185cm/6 foot 1
>90kgs/200pounds
>Workout 3 to 4 times a week
>Plan on starting swimming 3 times a week
Feels good mang
>>345471928
Dude... What are you a stick?.
I'm 6'2 230 and I'm not fat.
>>345473827
There's nothing wrong with carbs if you exercise, as you need to replenish your muscle glycogen stores for muscles to work well, but for people leading a sedentary lifestyle carbs are the number one killer.
>>345474323
Ive transcended to Super Meta Memelord
Herez ur prize anon
NOBODY ELSE SAVE THIS
>>345470972
Im overweight.
Stereotype exists because classically gaming is a sedentary hobby which leads to being overweight
Fat people die earlier.
Never go fat.
>>345474368
sorry, i meant it costs money to eat healthy and have it taste good
anyone can survive on nothing but rice, but who really wants to live that way?
either way, obesity isn't a sign of success, it's a sign of poverty and/or laziness
>>345474209
Every fucking time I here this lie I cringe
>Pound of brown rice
>Pound of broccoli
>Pound of skinless frozen chicken breasts
>season with whatever
Meals for a week and cheaper than fast food
Shut your fat fucking mouth
>>345473487
I think a lot of people either don't have the time or can't afford all of that shit.
I love to cook, but I'd have no money ever if I used extra virgin olive oil for everything I cooked.
I'm 5' 7.5", 145lbs. I don't do a lot of exercise, but I also don't eat/drink a lot of sugary shit. I mainly drink water, green tea, or call coffee. For the last two, I never add any sort of creamer or sweetener. For lunch, I a cheap concoction of rice, lentils, beans, and vegetables. For dinner I eat a turkey sandwich.
>>345474560
How are beans? I always heard they were good for you, like bean burritos. I make mine with black beans, pinto beans, corn, and tomatoes, with only 2 slices of pepperjack cheese. Is that healthy-ish?
>>345474453
I drink neither, maybe that's why im not dead yet
>>345474109
we should duke it out sometime anon, we are about same size though im slightly lighter at the moment
what you practice?
>tfw 6ft and 130lbs
I need to start working out more.
>>345474672
Time is a cost too, you know. Also a burger is in all honestly more tasty than plain chicken and rice.
>>345474549
Different body types Familia
When I'm 180 I look like I'm anorexic.
Also he could just be a numale twink, but different body types are a thing.
>>345474593
>implying I want to see the future the SJWs have created for us
Just let me go
>>345474453
Not all alcoholic drinks are equal. You can get fat as fuck off beer very fast, but no amount of vodka will make you fat.
It's all about the calories. Beer is literally liquid bread and contains shitloads of easily broken down carbs and calories, while vodka is pretty much calorie free.
>>345474572
Saved >:)
>>345474593
Fat people look worse.
Dying is something out of reach, your looks are something visibly impacted by it.
Never got fat.
>>345474672
>3 pounds of food for a week
>for 14 meals, skipping breakfast
I sure do love eating 3 ounces of rice and chicken for lunch
That DoritoDew cocktail doesn't look too enticing.
>>345474768
That's why I said 'season with whatever'
>dollar bottle of soy sauce
>dollar bottle of garlic powder
>2 dollar bottle of maranade
>>345470972
>Used to be like 220lbs
>Decided to lose weigh
>I'm now at 160
>Still the same loser
Meh, it wasn't worth it, but at least I don't lose my breath or sweat as much as before
>>345470972
I'm borderline anorexic
>>345470972
fat and proud
>>345472503
This isn't the fucking Renaissance
>>345474848
>dollar soy sauce
Might as well just pour salt onto your food
>>345474848
Stuff is starting to add up then.
>>345474768
>eating for taste and not results
Shut yo mouth, you pacifier sucking pussy
Eat dat shit
>>345474812
>Implying you can't supplement with other low-calorie, high protein, low-cost snacks
Sorry anon, bump that up to two pounds of rice, you just raised the cost a dollar
>>345474672
it's not a lie, the data is there
you can disagree with the reasoning, but there's a strong trend towards obesity and poverty. The more money you make, the less fat you generally are.
>>345474874
Same here. Who has time to eat when there's vidya to be played.
>>345473487
>Le oil is healthy meme
Oil being better for you than butter is a stupid lie. Look at Argentina. They've got some of the skinniest people in the world and they only use lard and butter. In small quantities of course. Get outta here with your olive oil shit
>>345474698
>5"7.5
Jesus, do you really have to put in the .5?
Just embrace manlethood
>>345474951
thanks for moving those goal posts, now it seems you've almost scored
>pound of rice for a dollar
wew someone lives in a flyover state
>>345474623
>either way, obesity isn't a sign of success, it's a sign of poverty and/or laziness
Lack of self-control as well. Even with a poor diet you wouldn't gain that much weight unless you match it with quantity.
>>345474957
This is because of:
>Food deserts
>Lack of education
>Laziness
Is it any surprise that the dude who decided to work hard for a living is skinnier than the fat fuck who lives off the government?
>>345470972
>What with the stereotype of gamers being fat?
We sit on our asses wasting time and have a tendency to eat conveniently.
>>345473776
>>345473880
I wasn't saying I'm not fat, I sure as hell am.
I'm just saying I'm not completely out of shape.
>>345475036
You're too smart for me anon, I mean you've provided literally no evidence for your claims/counter-suggestions so I guess I'll just have to chalk this one up to a loss.
Overweight but not obese. The adderall helps
6,4 and 330 pounds. Loosing weight is a bitch. My arms are getting muscles, but my gut isn't getting any smaller.
>don't work out at all
>still skinny
kind of I guess?
>>345474250
That's the point, asshat. The calories you are capable of burning are marginal compared to how much you can simply not eat with proper diet.
Everywhere you see lardasses dragging their fat asses around because the TV told them to lose weight. Little do they know that the calories they'll burn in a half-hour session that almost kills them physically and surely kills their drive to try before long are the same they could save by spitting out a mouthful at dinner.
>>345471172
6'1" 140~ pounds. I smoke dope and eat a lot of junk too, but the rest of my family are equally skinny too.
>>345475190
Yea, you got a long way to go. Keep going and know that we love you.
>>345474768
Starve yourself out until that chicken tastes good. Same thing with drinking only water, drink nothing until your desperation makes that water taste like the most refreshing liquid ever.
It takes time but eventually it'll work.
>>345470972
Sedentary people are normally either overweight or hungry skellies, because they either absentmindedly snack or they forget to eat. Neither is remotely healthy.
>>345472881
England isn't part of the world anymore, so nobody gives a shit about your measurement system
>>345470972
>176cm
>95kg
i stopped drinking soda like year ago and nothing changed
i need to exercise but i'm too lazy
also>dicklet
>>345475003
>5"7.5
I'm never too sure, I think I'm just ever so slightly closer to 5' 8". It's never bothered me though. My grandparents still will not believe me when I tell them that's my height. They're convinced I'm 5' 11" despite what my doctors have said and me having measured my own height at home. I think it hurts my grandfathers pride, as he's short than me. He's always thought he was 5' 10", same goes for my dad and uncle.
I've been trying to get in a habit of lifting weights but depression likes to inconveniently distract me.
>Just finish main workout
>sit down to cool down and do some hand weights while browsing /v/
>mfw this thread
>>345474703
Kidney beans are some of the healthiest foods you can eat, but alas, they do contain a shitload of carbs. Beans are great when you lift, as they contain both protein and carbs to "recharge" your muscles with energy, but a person leading a sedentary lifestyle should avoid such food.
You should google "nutrition facts" of the foods you're eating and calculate approximately how many grams of carbs you consume per day. Try to limit yourself at 50g of carbs per day or even 20g, if you're feeling radical and want to lose fat quick while entering ketosis (literally a natural state of fat burning).
Remember, that in the end, losing fat or not getting fat is all about eating a hypocaloric diet and you need to calculate your base metabolic rate to find out how much food is enough for you. Not eating shitloads of carbs just makes it easier to manage your hunger, as insulin spikes cause carb cravings and insulin is also a hormone whose function is to store fat apart from all other functions. If you're always loaded on carbs, you're always high on insulin which makes it harder to burn fat.
>>345475287
Problem is I'm an insanely picky eater. I barely like anything, including a lot of unhealthy shit, but a lot of healthy shit as well. Shit sucks.
>>345475323
>i stopped drinking soda like year ago and nothing changed
Then you probably replaced those calories somewhere else.
>>345473487
KETOFAG here, add an ECA and you'll lose weight dont nothing other than eating a being alive.
After a week or two, youll have the energy to get off your now slightly less fat ass and do some cardio. Then all thats left is lifting heavy things many times and within a few months, full transformation from neckbeard to fit(ish, at least)
5'8" 160lbs
sedentary hobby + sedentary job + no external incentive to lose weight = I'm a digusting fat fuck.
>>345475360
Because of the coincidence or is it because others don't really care as much about working out?
>>345472503
I'm a big fat fuck and I'm not even this delusional.
>>345475323
No you need a diet.
>>345470972
I'm borderline anorexic
>>345470972
5'9" 115 lbs. I have to put effort into gaining weight.
>>345475547
ANon....
>>345475431
God dammit me too. I try to eat better but whenever I try something outside my extremely limited "diet" it makes me physically nauseous.
I'm pretty sure I have some kind of disorder
>>345470972
5'8" and ~133lbs
Occasionally work out if I happen to be in a gym, but I'm trying to get money together to buy my own equipment
>>345475547
Post penis
>>345472972
Loose skin doesn't make it impossible to lose weight without surgery, it just makes it impossible to look good. And even if you can't afford surgery, it's a hell of a lot better than being a fatty.
>>345475563
coincidence would be just "heh"
he's obviously laughing at fatties
>>345474975
look at scandinavia, m8. They have experienced a literal butter craze and their obesity rates have plummeted. There's literally nothing wrong with eating shitloads of different fats in healthy proportions, as the previous "le saturated fat is bad for health" "research" has been proven false.
Also, not every oil is good for you. Vegetable and some other oils contain trans-fats and these are horrible for your health while olive oil contains only healthy fats: saturated, mono- and polyunsaturated fats. Olive oil is extremely good for you.
>>345474802
yeah vodka is definitely the go to if you care about your weight
i fucking hate beer and i stay away from whiskey too.
also being hungover or having drunk munchies doesn't help in the equation
>>345470972
I'm underweight if anything.
I blame my job and it's all over the place shifts, makes it hard to eat routinely, and I rarely feel hungry just after waking up.
>>345472503
That USED to be the case with the wealthy people in society, but the time it USED to be true was 100s of years ago.
>>345474951
The problem with that extra lb is buying 2lb you're looking at more than a dollar per pound. Pretty dumb not to buy something like a 25lb bag, but yeah.
>>345475231
>The calories you are capable of burning are marginal
Everything you say can be pretty much dsiregarded after this part of your post. Please read up on how many calories a proper lifting workout burns.
>>345475316
kek
Post your base metabolic rate
>http://www.myfitnesspal.com/tools/bmr-calculator
>>345474696
I think the best think you can do is count your calories.
Speaking as a giant fat fuck, when I used to do calorie counting, I lost a lot of weight quick. Partly because being aware of exactly how much I was eating when not counting, and once I cut back a lot of the excess fat dropped off right quick, without exercise or any real changes to my lifestyle.
After a while, though, you actually need to start exercising, or cut back even harder, and I fell off around there.
>>345475414
Thanks anon, this is helpful.
I'm fat. I'm not happy about it, but I'm not self-loathing either. "Fat shaming" is a fucking joke. It's just a bunch of people who are unable to cope with any negative feelings about themselves, nor can they admit that they could improve. I've been trying to loose weight, but I'm not an emotional wreck over being obese.
5'11 with 114 pounds. I really want to gain weight, what's the best thing to eat for gaining weight without getting full fast?
>feel the need to eat at least 300-400g of meat alone in my main dish, could easily eat twice as much
>eat sandwiches 3 times a day, vegetables and fruits once a day
>still hungry
>still 71kg at 27yo, BMI in check
I'm beginning to think I have a fucking tapeworm.
>>345475774
I agree with you, bulk buying is always better
The higher numbers usually just scare off the fatties
>>345475506
I did Keto for 2 months about 4 years ago and I was violently sick the entire time. Meanwhile Ketofags were telling me I must have a cold or have cancer because Keto is so amazing and gives you so much energy that there's absolutely no way it could make you sick.
A ate a piece of bread and was instantly better. I lost 35lbs, which is all I wanted to lose, but not worth it. Main reason I lost weight is because the only food I could keep down was chicken stock.
It just doesn't work for everyone.
I gained some back and am dieting again now by just eating 200-500kcal a day and I'm not throwing up or wanting to die and it works almost as well.
>>345475675
https://unsee.
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>>345475812
>. Please read up on how many calories a proper lifting workout burns.
Yeah because every fat ass who would probably collapse after 1 press up has the endurance and willpower for that.
>>345475867
godspeed anon
>>345475506
Pure ketosis mode is great for long distance, low intensity cardio, but it's utter shit for high intensity training, as your muscles will ahve all of their glycogen stores depleted and your performance will be drastically reduced.
if you want to lift/sprint while on keto, you should read up cyclic ketosis. It's cutting edge nutrition science shit.
>>345474715
as cringy as it sounds, i don't practice one set discipline but rather take techniques from various different diciplines and implement them into my own style. Judo throws, boxing punches, and various kicks. With the focus being on the punches i guess, i got a pretty fast jab.
>>345473202
I would knock you the fuck out and you wouldn't even know where you were.
>>345474498
>tfw no bros to have a comfy gaming/movie weeked with
>>345470972
hot as fuck
Nah i think most gamers on here are skelly nerds. I'm 5'11 and about 65kg so pretty light. Not skelly tho.
>>345475867
>>345473379
We should do this more often so we can piss everyone else off.
>tfw half an economic fridge
>>345475945
fug
>>345475910
what is the deal with all this impatience? The secret towards losing weight is consistency.
If you can maintain a 1500 kcal diet for 2-3 months you'll lose weight guaranteed and will not feel like shit
Why torture yourself with 500 kcals a day?
>6'0 feet
>250 pounds
kill me.
>>345475867
I personally don't think "fat shaming" is necessary at times and doesn't really help many cases where their fatness comes from depression that for them leads to overeating but yeah it is retarded to say that it's fat shaming to say it's unhealthy. If someone wants to stay that way that's fine and bringing up said shit at inappropriate times can be rude but it's still not bad to have documented facts about the risks of being fat.
>>345476103
Nah. Most are either chubby or fat for sure. Shitposting is also a fatty hobby.
>>345472124
>The best selling comedy acts tend to be mildly clever and even insightful to a varied degree.
Dead fucking wrong. Stupid shit like Mike and Molly (or McCarthy's entire career) or "le fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias bits are ten times more popular than something like Curb Your Enthusiasm or Mitch Hedberg bits. Physical comedy has always been the quick, most popular sell because it's obvious and people are dumb.
