>be admin of moderately popular FPS community server
>everyone is very friendly and works together
>no one ever trash talks and if they do so it's very sportsmanlike
>new guy comes in
>starts taking the Lord's name in vain
>tell him it's against the rules and to please watch his language
>tells me to "f*ck off"
>kick him from the server and tell him to read the rules
>immediately comes back
>starts using the Lord's name in vain, again
>ban him for five (5) minutes
>messages me through Steam about how The Lord, God, doesn't exist
>block him
>comes back a third time and starts yelling blasphemy on VOIP
>ban him for 24 hours
Anyone else have to deal with stuff like this?
religion fag can't take the banter
more at 11
>Be an adult
>Have an imaginary sky friend
>be religious
>People automatically assume that I care about them saying anything near a cuss word.
No, I haven't had to deal with stuff like that.
>how to get 1000000 replys on 4chan EZ
fuck off with this b8 thread
Saged
>>345469846
Red back to Goit.
Five (5) (cinco) (五) (quinque)
>>345469846
Hey christbro, I too had a similar situation.
The hooligan couldn't be turned away, in attempt to do so I took what he said and stepped it up. I regret to say I mentioned having non-treaty signed sexual relations with my girl friend for the sole purpose of pleasure. I could barely look her in the eyes for a whole month after lying like that.
The horrifying thing is, that it seemed to encourage him!
>playing tf2
>on my usual server
>some guy starts insulting Islam and the Holy Prophets
>message Admin friend on steam
>he bans him
>one month later
>he comes back
>sees me playing too
>starts saying some shit about free speech
>gets permabanned this time
Is there any better feeling than seeing an enemy of God getting BTFO?
>>345470792
god is dead
fuck off shitposter
screw your "girlfriend" too
>>345470851
>posts anime
fuck off
animeposters ruined /v/
also
>>345470903
Ukraine go to bed. You been shitposting all day.
>>345469846
The word "lord" is translated as "baal" to the ancient language of the bible.
Now, seeming how you are a baal worshipper and how your bible BLANTANTLY STATES OVER AND OVER AGAIN that this activity of placing other gods and other laws in the bible to misguide people of God is very commonplace and constantly done, which is the reason why there are chosen people of God able to do miracles, tell me, why should I respect your belief?
Fuck jesus, fuck him hard.
>>345470903
Haha! Is this one of those "shit-posts?" This place is quite obscure but I'm glad our Christian forums encouraged us to mingle with you guys to show you the light.
>one day change my steam avatar to rainbow dash
>several steam friends block me
Seriously?
>edgy atheists telling me god isn't real as if their word matters to me at all
Always makes me chuckle
>>345471107
i wonder why
pro-tip:autism
>>345471107
And now I can filter you!
>>345471107
>tripfag to boot
I'm surprised more didn't.
>>345471052
What is this ukraine?
never heard of it
Russia is pretty cool tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0
>>345471019
Your words mean nothing to me, unbeliever.
I will continue posting Anime, and there is NOTHING you can say or do to stop me.
>>345470281
>be adult
>have an imaginary girlfriend
>>345471115
>christcucks saying god is real as if their words matter to me at all
Always makes me kek
>>345469846
Not quite vidya related, but found I got blocked by some doofus because I criticized a very amateurish animation he made in CG. Seriously, didn't even say anything that hurtful, and bam, got blocked. I did tell one guy to fuck off for lumping me in with some asshole who was really rude, but that's hardly justification for blocking.
Some people are just thinned skinned as fuck.
>>345470281
That doujin is the greatest love story ever told
>>345471293
cry more bitch nigga
what you gonna do? aloha snackbar me?
>Be Mormon, the true holy people of God
>playing games with friend
>I defeat him in this game and he takes the Lord's name in vain
>I leave, knowing what I must do
>I contact some friends on a list made by someone named Craig
>we go to his house and they start to punish and sodomize him for his sin
>as they sodomize him I watch and read from the one true book of mormon
>never play games with him again
Any brothers who also encountered this problem?
>Atheists talk shit to me and tell me how my religion is shit
>Doesn't know im a Syrian Orthodox
>Mention it and the fact that im syrian
>starts to back track
>Begin calling him culturally intolerant
>apologizes to me for being racist and stops being an ass
I love being a sandchristian. I can literally just cry racism and they conceed.
FUCK OFF LUPIN, I CAN SEE YOUR SHITPOSTING DISGUISE
>>345471501
>get triggered
>y-your m-m-m-maaad
Religion is good in the sense that it keeps people from being pieces of shit but if you need an imaginary rewards system to keep you from being a piece of shit then you are more of a piece of shit than the pieces of shits who don't follow a religion
>>345471571
>sandchristian
sandnigger*
FTFY
>>345471653
>Religion is good in the sense that it keeps people from being pieces of shit
l o l
>be God
>I wonder what humans are up to
>they're playing some sort of firearms simulations apparently
>try it out
>do really well because I'm God
>a player is using the communication feature to talk to me
nigga you could have just prayed
>jaqcues2001: fuck u aim boting noob
let's see if he likes my little 18 wheeled gift
>>345469846
I firmly believe the Holocaust was an act of God. If we look through the Torah or the first testament if you're a swine, everything that had befallen on the Jews was because of their disobedience towards God. The gear flood, slavey to the Egyptians, 40 years running circles in the desert, etc. How do you justify Adolf Hitler as a messenger of God?
>>345471653
>keeps people from being pieces of shit
have you taken a look at this thread?
also
>what is Islam
>>345471862
>>345471750
>I-I'm not mad I swear!
>>345471019
>This artist was beheaded for this picture.
>>345471330
Delete this right now
>>345469846
lmao fuck off autist
>>345471293
>phone posting
I can tell by the auto correct "A" in anime. Be more careful, wouldn't want to hurt your reputation here.
>>345471059
Hanni ba'al.
>>345471862
tip fuc top king kek
>>345472209
>filenames
phoneposting always gives me messy filenames like "tmp_242342" and shit
>>345472437
For example
>>345471516
Don't you niggas believe that Jesus went halfway across the entire world to New York to bury some book? lol
>>345471019
poop and gravity don't work like that
>>345471750
I watched a Ross Kemp documentary where he joined the kurds fighting ISIS yesterday. He talked to a captain among the kurds about being a muslim and fighting muslims and how he felt about that, and the guy answered "to be honest it's turned me off of the whole concept" and then he laughed the goofiest laugh! it was so fucking endearing, and this was on the frontline, 300 meters from the ISIS line and he makes that kind of a dumb ironic joke and laughs the nicest laugh ever. He seemed great. He did fill in that to him islam was the religion of tolerance and that he didn't see it as fighting muslims. Then Ross leaves the frontline and does a talk-over about the situation as they're leaving in which he also includes that ten days after they left the goofy kurdish captain was killed in battle. It's just such a shame..
>>345472437
Chrome mobile keeps the original filename
>>345469846
I played on a Rising Storm server and would say shit like:
>3 man fire-teams
>Staggered formation
>20 meter spread
>Snipers provide overwatch
>Knee mortars drop on the usual MG locations
Admin says to shut up, I tell him no one else in the server has a problem with my commands.
He says to enjoy my vacation.
I tell him:
NIGGER, YOU CAN'T BAN ME.
I AM THE SERVER
>>345472756
i dont even know how these people become admins
looks like he was threatened by people not focusing on his commands ofr 30 seconds
>>345471450
I wasn't interested before but now I am.
Where might I find this greatest love story ever told?
>hanging out playing tf2 on my server
>some circumsised american christfag comes in
>he says "thank god we captured that last point"
>tell him that his imaginary sky fairy isn't real
>tells me to "go to hell"
>tell him that when I die, if there is a god, he'll forgive me and let me into heaven because I was a good person
>he and his friends start laughing
>ban them
>>345472658
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>345471580
Is Zenigata the best character ever to be created?
>>345474787
Some faggot created Common Core to make children retarded, specifically white children so that they'd be just as brain dead as most black children.
>>345472692
I am almost positive that picture is using a particular photo of a woman in a tub as a reference, so I think you're wrong.
>>345474867
I liked him in Final Fantasy 9
>>345471450
Is it translated because i have it on runes.
>>345471115
>hey man how about you prove he exists?
>whoa whoa whoa we have to redefine what evidence means and it's not like you can prove he doesn't
>>345472692
Tell that to tubgirl.
>>345471450
So you gonna sauce that doujin or nah? You got me interested
>>345472692
Explain geysers since they function in the same way.
>>345475797
Search for Loli vampire.
>>345472692
When you've taken an enema that has turned your shit into liquid, and add in the pressure from both the inserted liquid and gases, you damn well better expect shit to fly.
>>345469846
accidentally squeezed my dick so hard it broke
>>345472658
Is this teacher retarded? PEMDAS
20 / 5 (2 * 2)
20 / 5 (4)
20 / 20
1
>>345475797
I'm convinced it doesn't exist, man.
>>345476203
Left to right, faggot.
20 / 5 (4) = 20 / 5 * 4
>>345476203
Are you retarded? It's formatted poorly and simply used as bait to reel in dumb fucks such as yourself.
I know OP is playing up the religion aspect, but seriously
>run a community server that adheres to a kid friendly atmosphere
>rules are literally don't be a dick, don't swear profusely, and don't cheat
>people find themselves incapable of communication without profanity and are insulted when they are warned/kicked/banned because of it
I'll never understand. You can swear all you want. Just don't type it out or hold down your push to talk when you do it.
>>345469846
10/10 thread
>>345472658
Am I having a stroke? 100% certain it should be 16, and I never learned this common core bullshit
>>345476518
>words are bad and you can only express yourself in ways I see fit
>>345476316
774
>>345476836
Some words are bad and promote conflict. And seeing how it's my server, I can dictate the rules.
>>345477017
>Some words are bad
They only promote conflict if the listener is some paper-skin faggot.
>>345476702
It can be perceived as either (20/5(2*2)) or (20/5)(2*2)
>>345474787
A shoop iirc
>>345472658
there isnt enough information to solve this
>>345477345
>using dubs reaction pic when no dubs or get
9
>>345476203
>PEMDAS
Where I live, we were taught "Bedmas".
Brackets, exponents, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction.
>>345477504
Did I steal your 9? sorry bro
>>345477859
nice 9
not as good as this 4 though
>>345477504
Is this the dubs thread?
>>345477859
>>345477974
Foul Warlocks begone from this plane.
>>345477859
>>345477974
i just got a raging erection
>>345478038
no this is a 6 thread
>>345477859
>>345477974
>>345476203
Multiplication and division have the same "priority", so you just do whatever is first left to right. That's why teaching it the PEMDAS way is stupid af.
>>345470281
Sauce now reeeeee
>>345469846
>growing up I had to deal with religious retards getting butthurt over everything I say
>now as an adult I have to deal with SJWs getting butthurt over everything I say
Life sucks.
>>345477160
Nah, when directed at somebody, they usually create conflict unless one of the people are a doormat.
Holy shit we just had this thread yesterday
only medieval memes can give this thread hope
I wonder how shit you must be to be
OBSESSED
with other people being religious
>>345478293
Or they know how to take a joke and don't have to feed their victim complex every chance they get
>>345478428
>>345478293
Having mean words said to you and not letting it get to you isn't being a doormat. Being a doormat would be letting people control the direction of your life and use you the way they want you to. What you're talking about is being an aggressive, confrontational fuckwad that takes any chance they can get to throw their penis around at people.
>>345469846
>Be recruit in moderately popular military branch
>Everyone cusses at each other and at each other throat.
>Drill instructors insult us any chance they get.
>graduate and decide to play a FPS when I got home
>Call a few other players Garbage and saying ,'So fuck me right' when they fuck up.
>admin says that my language is inappropriate
>I tell him to Dbab
>Admin is confused by my term
>Don't be a bitch
>He kicks me and bans me for being inappropriate
What a bunch of soft garbage things most these players are.
>>345478581
Then maybe you can learn to take a ban and don't feed your victim complex ;^)
Modern Day Atheist
as performed by, Anon
>at last I'm free from religion
>time to spend my life complaining about it
>>345478581
They often aren't used as jokes. You can't dictate the tone of this hypothetical situation.
>>345478746
>What you're talking about is being an aggressive, confrontational fuckwad that takes any chance they can get to throw their penis around at people.
Who are you talking about? Sounds like you're describing the people who curse at others.
>>345476018
I can't find shit.
>>345476316
You can't go around saying the truth my man. Hurts people's brains.
>>345479034
I'm talking about anyone who creates a conflict because someone called them a fag. Both sides of the conflict are like that.
>>345478183
4(x) is treated like 4x. You don't seperate that shit just because there might be stuff to the left of it.
>>345479116
You know what they say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. I say nip it at the bud.
>>345472658
I know this is a photoshop for baiting purposes, but how am I supposed to know which one is right?
>there are people in the year of our Lord 2016 who are literal heathens, heretics and blasphemers
Absolutely disgusting.
>>345479073
Its from a COMIC LO that much i can say because I'm also looking for the Englishtown version maybe I'll put a bounty on its translation.
>>345471330
Oooooo
>>345476836
The dude is trying to run a kid friendly server, don't join a server if you can't adhere to the rules you gigantic faggot. Or are you too much of an edgy 12 year old to respect rules?
>>345477859
>>345477974
>>345479201
They are both correct, there simply isn't enough information provided so it is a bad question. Don't let high school dropouts tell you any different.
>Be Odinist
>All these games making light of the Æsir and Vanir, and the stories written down by my ancestors in the sagas and eddas
Andvaranaut upon all irreverent games!
>>345469846
Lupin what have they done to you
>>345471862
Nice.
>be muslim and gay
>have a thirsty boy pussy
>finger yourself reading these comments
>love being called a fag
>>345475318
>common core
>bad
>somebody talks about God
>let them because they can do whatever they want
