ITT: Things NEET gamers don't understand
>When you get your bills and find out you spent significantly less than you thought you did and can splurge on a few new games if you feel like it
>When you don't have to ask your wife's son to get some money from your wife by making him pretend it's money for him.
>When you forget about your quarterly bonus and find an unexpected $900 deposited in your account
GTX 1080 here I come
>When you go outside
>>345464151
who /gardener/ here
>>345464335
Literally me
>working today in 29C
>>345464335
>plant some mint
>spend the rest of the month fighting aphids
>when your Jewish boss doesn't yell at you for not meeting the quota and leaving your cubicle chamber
oh wait
>>345464335
>>345464604
>>345464626
I'm trying to do some indoor gardening. Got a little basement apartment with no backyard space and I want free veggies. What are some easy plants to start with? These pepper plants aren't doing so hot.
>>345464604
is that supposed to be hot?
>NEET
>Get the equivalent of $1,000 USD per month
>No bills to spend it on
Yeah, no, wagies, I hope you enjoyed working your ass off for that 1080 because I just got mine for free.
>payday
>finish shift early because it's not particularly busy
>next day free
>can go down to the pub then go home & play vidya
>>345464626
Soapy water apparently kills them.
>>345464795
I wouldn't even bother mate
>>345464894
Combined with 80% humidity yes
>>345464335
cousin /carpenter/ here, feels good to be out in the summer breeze and have bants with the bois just to get home, crack a beer and enjoy some vidya
Who here /lawenforcement/?
>>345463876
>When you get paid and realize you only have enough for one game
>>345464604
Miami here. I guess I've been here so long I actually like the heat and humidity. Anyway, don't worry, you'll get used to it.
>>345465170
So do you run every plate for every car in front of you at a stoplight or do you just check suspicious vehicles?
>>345465306
And then you cherishor despiseall the more.
>>345464795
Radish, I guess. I get maybe a cup of tea out my plant per month, it's not like it's effective. Growing stuff is just fun, unless you get faggot bugs.
>>345465438
It's good to check as much vehicles as you can, even non suspect ones.
>get paycheck
>want to blow money on stupid shit
>remember you need at least $1,000,000 to retire
>sigh and decide to save my money
>limit vidya purchases to one game a month
Why couldn't I have been born to a rich family or be a hot woman and bag a rich guy?
>>345465702
i want more of that image
>>345463876
>when you get a raise
>>345465309
>you'll get used to it.
I won't though because this is England, there will be a couple of days like this a year then it goes back to normal.
>>345465702
>>345465774
Is there anyone on this board that doesn't want to be a woman?
>>345463876
>not saving up that money and pirating games instead
It's like you enjoy being poor
Dropped $120 on hearthstone packs last night.
The shame is unbearable
>>345465915
but i don't want to be a woman, that sounds fucking awful
i want to jack off to a girly boy getting bullied into becoming a woman like in that image
>>345465702
>>remember you need at least $1,000,000 to retire
this is a meme, you can retire with a lot less, you just have to find somewhere where housing is cheap
>mfw finally got a high paying job, bought a Corvette, slapped on a supercharger, then it's fucking pouring rain right when it's time to go home
>mfw amerifats allegedly need 1 million buckaroos before they retire
Jesus christ no wonder your monthly paychecks are so much higher than in yurop.
>>345466036
>bought 100 loot boxes in overwatch
>73 unopened
Kill me
>>345463876
>When you get your bills
hahaahah true ill never know that.
>>345466036
Don't worry, I spent$200on Overwatch loot boxes.
>Hey anon, can you take my shift Monday?
>Hey anon, Wojak called out can you come in today?
>Hey anon, can work a double today?
>Hey anon, can you stay a little later to help close today?
>How the fuck do you have 20 hours overtime?
>>345466201
Don't they get a part of their check automatically sent to their retirement fund? That's what we do in melanin land anyway.
>>345466278
>t. leeches off parents
>currently salaried for £65,000
>enjoy work so i barely qualify it as "work"
>get bonus money for being on call
>live frugally except for vidya games
>never have to worry about having money
>own house, car, decent gaming PC (due an upgrade), BBW girlfriend
>fell for the VR meme
>doesn't matter because i'm loaded
>>345466347
what else are they good for? lol
all day at work
>haha cant wait to get home and play so I can finish that one part i've been thinking about all day
>get home, jack off and go to sleep
>Get bonus for working on the 4th of July
>On the same day as MoHunG comes out
>Buy 6 Blood Orange Mike's Harder, Order large General Tso's chicken meal from chinamen eatery, and pick up game on the way home.
This image is all I have to remember.
>>345465702
>got nervous that the market was too high and overpriced at 16,000
>converted everything to cash
>market is at 18,500
Fuck it, I'm staying in cash until the market tanks again
>>345466412
probably crows hatchering
>>345465170
Stay safe anon.
>>345466507
literally me, the only way for me to play videogames is to get up early and play some before making breakfast
>>345465702
Why do you need all that money when you retire? Live now you cunt, when you're old you'll just sit on your arse doing nothing.
I will never understand yanks
>tfw $4000 in retirement fund
Step aside NEET plebs wagepatrician coming through
>>345465170
working on it anon. civil service states fucking suck.
>>345465702
>remember you need at least $1,000,000 to retire
Nigga just shoot yourself as soon as you run out of coin or things to do, you aren't going to do shit when you're old anyway.
>mfw first paycheck of my life
>>345465915
Me but I still crossdress and fuck myself with dildos. I'm just being my own best sexual partner in that situation.
I actually really hate women. They look nice and I could spend an eternity fucking one, but they are the worst scum this planet has to offer and don't even fucking contribute to humanity. Not to mention astronomically stupid on a shockingly regular basis.
Seriously fuck women. I believe you get reincarnated as a woman instead of going to hell. They are born to be fucked. In every meaning of the word.
>>345466848
Fellow 401k mothafucka here, shit is literal cash.
>>345464795
Weed. Literally cannot fail growing it, its called weed for a reason. Just don't mind the smell.
>>345466313
This. Fucking this.
>>345467030
>all those fucking grow sites and grow kits and special grow things
>its fucking marijuana
>its difficult to even kill it as long as you give it light and water
Weed prints money both ways. Selling and getting idiots to buy your stupid shit to grow it.
>mfw I can actually afford a nice $80k sports car but spending my money on one probably isn't the best idea
>NEET on high tier welfare in Norway living alone
>infinite free time and money
>bought a Acer Predator XB271HU last month
Couldn't get any better
>>345466973
NEETs will never know the feeling of opening your monthly 401k growth statements and watching your treasure get bigger and bigger
>>345466304
Fucking why?
>>345466507
ITT: Things faggots don't understand
>>345467129
Get a Mercedes, shit is usually cash. 200 still woks past 35 years, its astounding.
>>345464103
That IS a pretty good feel.
>>345466914
I'm proud of you, Anon. Ya did good.
>>345465543
Why are you making tea out of radishes? You fucking eat them m8
>>345465702
>remember you need at least $1,000,000 to retire
No. You only need enough for an M1911.
>>345465018
>Not NEET
>Not a burden or shame to my family
>Not socially retarded
>Meet friends and girls
>Makes playing Pokemon GO easier
Kind of a fair trade I guess
>>345467235
I was thinking a 2007 or 2008 911 Turbo S or a new Z06.
Pre-ordered this baby, bought MHG, Kirby Nendoroid, and an Isabelle Nendoroid thanks to my bonus. But part of me still wishes for the NEET life
>>345466816
Sitting on your arse doing nothing is the tightest shit
I'm doing it now
>when you have disposable income and have PS + and get 5-7 free games every month
>>345467349
>>Not socially retarded
>>Meet friends and girls
>>Makes playing Pokemon GO easier
literally none of that has anything to do with being NEET
>Only have a limited time to jack it after a long days work
>Whack it as a reward, a way to cool down, rather than a reward
>Porn I find that I really enjoy is more satisfying because i had to go looking for it and hadn't seen it in a while
>NEET's jack off to avoid killing themselves out of utter boredom
>Work for 6 months
>Quit for 6 months
>Repeat
The last two years have been great for my hobbies; working towards animation
>>345467030
Sure, it's easy to grow, but that doesn't mean anyone will buy it. Most homegrown I've tried tastes like dirt and barely gets you high
>Depressed
>Decide to drop $500 on computer parts
>"Oh wow I should have saved my money, this was not necessary".
>30 days later, have made all my money back
Wait, was this for people with money or without?
>>345467448
Anon, I don't think there are NEETs that have many social skills to speak of.
>>345466395
>bbw girlfriend
Just say fat. "Bbw" is so pathetic to hear
>>345465170
Private security atm. Might stay though cause I'm making bank and it seems more safe.
>>345466313
>Hey Anon, someone fucked up 6 month ago and since then was making non-videogame related comments on a videogame board, the whole country is fucked if you won't fix his 12563 post in 2 hours
>>345465018
How does one get free money?
More importantly:
Your kind will go extinct when Trump gets elected. Be prepared for our money to stop showing up. Be prepared to work, you useless fucking parasite.
>>345467447
>free
>have to pay for it
anon
>>345466395
>BBW girlfriend
Yeaaaah
>Look at pic
Nooooooo
Christ dude I love fat chicks too but not the ones who look like avid watchers of Jerry Springer.
>be at the office
>coworkers: anon, do are you married yet or have a girlfriend?
>no
>coworkers: guess he must be gay
Goddamnit. Since when does not being married or being in a relationship = you're a literal faggot?
>>345467559
with but whatever
>>345467642
>How does one get free money?
Be retarded or get crippled on purpose, maybe live in a ghetto depending on the country.
Been playing the witcher 3 after work for about 1-2 hrs, been at it for about 5 months. That game is comfy as fuck, should have it done in time for FF15. Ive saved so much money just focusing on one game for a long ass time instead of blowing through a game like I used to when I didnt have a job. I feel like I really appreciate them more too, but thats just my opinion.
>>345467559
>Can make 1/2k in 30 days
>I can only make a profit of $100 a month after paying bills
Georgia's minimum wage is not for me.
I wish I wasn't by myself and poor.
>>345467515
What do you do for six months where you make enough to live off of it for another six months, plus your hobbies?
>>345467712
Just say you haven't found the right girl. They're not looking for anything in depth.
>>345467712
>being gay
>>345467671
Some people just need to wrok out and think about their health for a second.
>>345467873
>the right girl
You mean one with a feminine penis?
>>345467712
Normies man
>>345467712
adam & eve
>>345464604
>tfw live in Arizona
>tfw tried to have a garden as a kid
It died pretty quickly.
>>345467872
Manager at JD Sports
>>345467642
I'm not an Amerifat.
>>345467349
Hmm.
>>345467712
But you are gay.
>>345467950
I would not include that extra detail.
>>345467671
>fatty with small tits
What's the fucking point
>>345467976
>trying to live in Arizona
mate
>>345467574
>NEET
>work out a little in my extra free time
> have had two long term girlfriends, solid 8/10 both of them
>Need a new New 3DS since mine stopped working
>If I buy one I'll only have 130 dollars to last until next wednesday and I still have to pay every goddamn bill under the sun
>coming home from work and being too damn exhausted to even play video games
>>345467923
>work out daily
>feel good
>listen to people who I know for a fact spend all their time sitting down bitching about their depression
its not depression you just live like a fucking coma patient. your body needs exercise and will reward you for it.
>>345468031
You've still got something big and soft to grope.
>>345464103
this is the gooood one
>>345467873
Apparently "No" isn't in depth ENOUGH.
Fucking worthless whores.
>>345468002
I'm not gay. I just like to bag women as young as legally permissible and don't like to advertise that fact to people in real life
>>345468067
You are a good man anon.
>>345463876
>finish uni
>immediately get job in IT
>good pay
>have to spend it all on deposit for flat
>>345467923
It's a conflicting fetish trust me.
I myself am healthy and I exercise a lot, but holy shit dude I just love fat chicks so much but at the same time I'm concerned for their health.
>>345467873
just tell them the truth. that you shove dragon dildos up your ass until you ejaculate on plastic anime girls and post it on youporn. if they are real friends they'll understand
>>345465018
wow, 1 whole grand. that is so impressive. i am so jealous.
>>345468134
She's not too unreasonably fat, I think with a little work she could lose the disgusting gut.
>tfw you buy a 3ds just to hack it
>tfw you buy a laptop to emulate snes, gba, psp and ps1 games
>tfw there are actually good indie shit games like nuclear throne, machinarium, VVVVVV, Bleed, Downwell, 1Quest, World of Goo, Bastard Bonds, Crimzon Clover: World Ignition and enter the gungeon
>tfw you could barely play overwatch for 20 hours but have played shit like nuclear throne for 80+
>spent 200 hours on Vanilla Morrowind, Doom wads, Quake 2 and Hexen 2
>tfw you don't mind wasting $10 on old ps1 games to play on your ps3
>tfw you finally have free time and play games like SMT nocturne, God Hand, Bayonetta 1, Killer is Dead, Lost Planet 2, Nier, Medievil, and Vagrant Story for the first time
>mfw all this vidya
Oh and let's not forget
>tfw you make more than them in 1 paycheck than they do in 3 months combined
$Getting paid $765 on a weekly basis$
>>345468309
>Bastard Bonds
I've been hearing a lot about that one, what's it like?
>>345467129
Luxury cars are literally the worst kind of investment you can make. I love my Mercedes, but every little thing on it costs several thousand dollars to fix. I'm pretty much just driving it til something on it totals it. I got it for a steal from my boss. He paid $80k for it, I paid $3000 almost 18 years later.
Not to mention that simply driving a new car off the lot drops the value by thousands of dollars.
Sorry, that's just my car rant. I'd go on but...
>spend $300 a month in mobile waifu games
Feels good rolling the waifu of the month
>>345463876
How the fuck people can be NEETs? they get money from fucking where?
>>345467872
Grandparents were generous and I pick up temporary contracts in marketing and comms. Keeps my balance healthy but I wish I could just drop it and focus on animation. Common sense tells me I'm not good enough to make it in that field though, keeps me happy at least.
>>345465018
>MFW Autisic enough to get autismbux
>MFW functional enough to get a job
>>345468490
Parents and welfare.
>play games all day erryday
>become cynical about games and get in squabbles with my friends
>play games on a day off from work
>laugh hard and enjoy my time with friends if multiplayer
>enjoy immersion in a different world for a while if its single player, and look forward to next time I play
>>345468073
>Need
I spend$2,000on tranny hookers a month and I can't stop myself.
>when video games are still fun because you play them so sparingly
>>345465170
American? try not to get yourself killed officer.
>>345468735
Any stories?
>>345463876
Only an ex neet loser would think up a thread like this. How's ur job at McDonald's going faggot?
>>345468735
i seriously hope this is a joke. that's disgusting for more reasons than one.
>>345468735
What country?
>>345468680
The complete opposite happened to me.
>get a job
>stop playing vidya almost entirely
>whenever I do I play something once for a couple of hours then never touch it again for months
>>345466150
>corvette
haha faggot just spam dreadnoughts
>When you get ready to watch your favorite anime and some faggot with a burner phone crashes your OS.
?When you're about to win a huge lump sum of PP in USFIV and the guy ragequits almost indefinitely.
?When you're playing your video games trying to regain some sort of familiarity in your home and your online friends are too busy bulling you.
>When you're playing video games and the state of video game politics is affecting how you're supposed to act to a total stranger in an online video game.
>get 17/hr
>stayed at home for 2 years to stack up
>move out
>paying bills
>cleaning my own shit
>come home to about 1-3 hours a day
>actually cant finish games because I want to fuck bitches
>cant play sports anymore because I'm tired and rather play vidya and sit down
>takes me 2 weeks to finish 10-hour game
>used to take me 2 days
>am i adult now
I'm actually bored now, I don't know what to spend my money on. I want to pay $100 for an early release date of specific games.
>>345468579
Oh i see, why they dont feel bad by enslaving their parents? This is really bad...
>>345468083
That's what weekends are for baby.
>>345464019
>Implying a NEET could get a wife
>>345468735
1. are you gay/bi?
2. Is it worth it?
Fapping to nice airbrushed dicks on the screen is one thing, fucking an actual man irl is something else.
>>345466507
FUCKING THIS
>tfw get a full time job one year ago
>feel on top of the world
>fast forward to now
>job is still pretty good
>buying games isn't as much of a special thing as it used to be
The fun of buying games is kind of gone. I think I'm buying to fill a void at this point. I buy games I think look fun an usually don't play them much.
Also
>build a good PC
>get a decent desk
>get good headphones
>get a fucking amazing computer chair
>get new monitors eventually
I feel like I have run out of things to look forward to buying.
>>345464604
>29C
Oh fuck off dude. It's 39C at the observatory here, if a pig lied down on the grass for an hour it would be bacon.
>going to college
>dont need to work for money, because fairly secure
>still feel bad about not working
>cant bear thought about being bossed around/ fucking up so badly in workplace
>>345468945
>I don't know what to spend my money on.
You don't, you save it. You might not know what to spend it on now, but when you're 40 and got two children you'll wish you had spare money.
>>345469085
>Acting like getting married is some grand thing in life
I'm not even a NEET and I know marriage is stupid.
>>345468945
>actually cant finish games because I want to fuck bitches
So you just abandon some hobbies and go "I want to fuck bitches" ? I want more elaboration on that.
>>345468392
Pretty great.
Standard strategy rpg with classes to pick and choose from.
You make a party and find others to recruit.
There's some good banter and dialogue, and there's fanservice for guys and girls.
By fan service I mean the characters you make are clothing optional, titty demons, and gay stuff if you go out of your way to find it. Not forced on you at all unlike bioware games.
It's pretty good. The UI takes a bit to get used to though.
>tfw you can actually afford both food and vidya and still have some cash leftover
>>345469271
>and I know marriage is stupid
/edge/ is the first thing that comes to mind, but it's not what I'm looking for.
>>345469184
>39C
Fucking where?
>at the observatory here
Fucking what?
>>345467873
That's what Liberace was telling everyone
>want to get a job so I am no longer a leech
>Can't work in public due to severe anxiety and depression
What am i to do, anons. I don't want to be neet trash.
>>345469172
What chair did you get? I've been thinking of getting one but I absolutely love being able to lay down in my futon.
>>345469251
>having children
Fuck no
>>345469184
>39C
Why? You probably shouldn't even be at work.
>>345469481
drink alot
>>345469251
I´m gay
>>345468804
Canadian
>>345466816
>Other options are: Make offspring care for your shortsighted ass OR kill self when old
Naw. I'd rather save a bit now. Not like I'll have kids to fall back on anyway. Means I'll be able to retire way earlier than all the stupid breeders.
Besides, people are living longer and longer these days. My uncle is like 75 and still travels wherever the fuck he wants because he's fucking loaded.
>>345463876
This thread exposes all the retards.
Things employed, in training, or education gamers don't get.
>When you wake up in the morning and you realize to your horror that you've got a busy day today because you need to go to the gym in a few hours for an hour instead of just staying home all day playing your latest game like you do on your rest days.
Going to the gym is the hardest part of my week. It's such a trial. But a healthy NEET is a happy NEET.
>>345469487
An Aeron.
1st or 2nd best thing I have ever bought for myself.
Another thing
>father's day/dad's birthday rolls around
>actually have money to get him something
The best feeling
>>345469481
This
>>345469564
bonger
>>345468067
Same, nobody believes me when I post it though. That and my girlfriends never know I dont leave my home 90% of the time, it gets tiring trying to keep up a giant lie though, I don't know how honest you are about it to ur gfs
>paying for games
Lmao
>>345469396
I work as a Telescope and Lab TCA at McDonald Observatory over out in west Texas.
It gets really fucking hot due to minimal rain or cloud cover. You can straight up get sunburn for being outside 30 mins.
>>345469481
ask your parents to help with a CV, resume, etc
if you live near a city centre find a job as a waiter, if that doesn't work then behind a bar, if it's a chain restaurant then it's likely they won't give half a shit about experiencegood luck
>>345469646
Could it be? a NEET that truly works upon himself?
>spending money on vidya
>ever
Not even Denuvo made me buy video games
t. Scrooge
>>345469481
get a public job anyway.
a good deal of your autism will just dissapear the second you get a job.
>>345469529
Only helps you relax after a shitty day. It won't make you any less of a cringy autist while working cause you can't be drunk then.
>>345469395
You're looking for cynical.
>Tfw in Bongland Civil Partnership laws means you're effectively married if you've lived together for 3 years
>make money
>figure I should splurge a bit
>figure maybe I should get a 1080 or two
>then again remember that PC has nothing but console ports
>maybe I can grab a PS4 then
>realize I don't care about half of its library at all, let alone silky smooth 60fps
>they also announce the Neo, maybe finally Bloodborne will run at 60FPS
>decide to instead commision theboogie for an armos animation
>tfw
Do you guys actualy save money or just use it as soon as you get it? I have 10k saved and thinking about using part of them.
>>345469793
I only do it out of self interest and the probably misguided hope that the games that are released when I'm 80+ are going to be worth playing and that by staying healthy I'll be more likely to be able bodied and able minded enough to play them.
>>345468217
Co workers never understand. They'll shame him and spread it around, even tho I bet he's not the only one in that office putting dragon dildos up his ass.
>>345469229
>don't need to work because...
Any future job you get is going to question your lack of work experience.
Seriously.
Anything helps. Even shitty part time stuff.
I've watched friends of mine and people I hate get a full ride through college, have no work experience and get shafted because of that.
Degrees are a nice way to negotiate pay, or to go for something technical or research based but people look more for your networking skills, your resume or CV, and if you actually learned any second hand skills from college.
I beat out other, more qualified people applying to jobs because I worked through college and it sets standards and people really respect it.
>>345469770
You can get sunburn for being outside 30 minutes just about anywhere.
>>345467893
>not being gay
>>345463876
>have a job that doesnt suck
>make plenty of money
>actually not in debt because I'm not retarded at managing it
>can afford any system, pc, and the entire library of decent games for them
Why do so many people suck at their finances?
>>345469947
Do you have a goal for that cash? Do you have any outstanding debt right now? Where's the moolah stored?
>>345469316
Sounds rad nigga, gonna try it out.
>>345469770
If I give you money via paypal can you try and get a star named after Wojak
>>345469274
Usually when the ladies come over it's not just a quick smash, they will eat up the rest of the night then leave in the morning. The latest I've been up was 4 am, shit is more addicting than a video game.
>>345469251
that's because people spend money, you're right. I'm glad I'm very boring. My apartment has no video game dolls, no posters, no accessories. Literally a couch, drawer, computer desk, and bed. I'm 24, not trying to become old yet.
>>345469994
guess i can help my brother-in-law out with his cleaning job thing then.
>>345469947
At the bare minimum, you should always have 6 months of expenses saved up. You don't want to lose your job and have car problems and your refrigerator dying and be broke.
>>345469934
It's 1 year here in the US.
>>345469932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-functioning_alcoholic
>>345470043
>Do you have a goal for that cash?
nope
>Do you have any outstanding debt right now?
nope
>Where's the moolah stored?
Bank
>>345465170
Animal control
I have several guys from PD pushing me to apply but I don't do well with agility courses. Chasing down dogs and jumping fences is one thing, doing so in a "controlled environment" with timers and shit just freaks me out.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7pYjBqm.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>345469498
I'm not a fan of children either but don't you want your DNA to be carried on? But not just your DNA, your ideals, your way of life. These things are passed on and preserved by your children.
>>345469793
When I was a neet during summer break of high school and college that's what I did. More working out, more cleaning, more walking the dogs for hours, more cleaning, more getting bored, more random activities, watch more movies etc, hanging out with family.
Oh shit that's another thing I forgot about. After getting a job I now own two dragon dildos with two more on the way.
They're pretty awesome. Too bad I can hardly use them.
>>345465170
Trying to become a cop, but I'm alread 25. So I think I'm fucked.
Stay safe law enforcement anon
>SysAdmin for large company
>Get my own office and pretty much own the department
>Have three underlings that do my bidding
>Job security. If i left the cocompany would go up in flames
>Up to the point where I have automated most of my job
>Get paid 120k a year just to literally spend the entire day just browsing the net and playing vidya on a gaming laptop that's on a drawer and connected to my monitor
>Probably do 1 hour of actual work a day
>Every now and then get to go abroad with expenses paid and extra pay cause some dipshit doesn't know how to press a button.
>Decided to just stay single after last girlfriend tried to suck my money dry
I am living the life right now, just need to ride this gravy train for 10 more years and I'll retire early.
>>345470025
usually because of girlfriend, buying more clothes, buying fast food.
>you do not need to buy any more clothes
>you shouldnt be buying fast food
>you shouldnt pay for hoes, only condoms
>>345470112
Great start.
I'm serious though.
I started at some customer service gig between semesters and because of my resume and working through college, they wanted to promote me fucking 3 weeks in.
Good luck mate.
Just remember, if your coworkers find out that you're working for someone you personally know, or in your family, they might get a little salty and doubt you.
>>345469994
i'd like to work and get marks on my cv, but the though terrifies me for some fucking reason, i really dont know why.Mum says 'oh lad just do ya college' but i dunno. man fuck actual autism
>Tfw failed basic college math coarse despite trying hard not to
>Tfw every time I tell family I'm retarded they say I'm really smart but never have any actual evidence to how I'm smart, or it's just silly things like "BUT YOU REMEMBER STUFF YOU READ ON THE INTERNET"
How screwed am I?
Whatwver you guys do, don't do what I did after I got a job and buy fast food more often.
I put on a lot of weight after I started working. I was already fat before:
>>345470264
Are they worth it?
>>345469947
im saving for a house
>>345465702
I feel you, man. I'll probably be able to retire before I'm 40 but that doesn't really give you satisfaction when you're 24 and you really really want to buy that new graphics card.
>>345470159
I'm so sorry. Are they legally entitled to half as well?
>>345469679
I wanted a good chair for my gaming pc setup, so i sold my $1k pc and now i play chess with myself but hey...i have a cool chair
>>345463876
>find out you spent significantly less than you thought you did
How to spot someone with shit credit
>>345469783
>>345469839
Thank you anons, I will take your advice.
>>345470507
FUCKING THIS
Go to the gym or walk during your free time because after you get a job you´re going to gain weight really fast.
>>345470234
Doesn't matter to me.
>>345470371
forgot to include hanging out with friends, none of them played vidya, i dont want normie friends and niggas that have no hobbies, just going out and having fun doing random things spending money out the ass then bitching about money then asking for money
>>345463876
>Game can't run on max graphics at 60fps
>Buy a brand new graphics card/CPU without thinking twice about it
>>345470507
>tfw I've bought pizza 3 times in the past 10 days.
I'm not good at money and I gotta change that real quick.
>>345470486
Only finished a year of gen ed. But come on. Shouldn't have dicked around in algebra/trig
>>345470650
>>345470507
>implying everyone is fatass like you
try not eating tubby
>>345470486
same failed my gcse maths twice, waiting for the results in September, family thinks im soooo smart because i can tell you everything that happened in a movie. yeah thats great mam , that makes me smart, being able to remember stupid shit like that and not something like, how to perform cpr. only useless stuff, nothing practical
>>345470090
Better yet, it's a star with only one planet, call the planet Pepe.
>>345470486
>tfw graduated valedictorian
>only find out after HS that I'm not smart, I just had self-esteem issues and wasted insane amounts of time on busywork because I wanted to be better than everyone else
>if you don't make at least 14/hr you should just join the military because you failed at being a wageslave
I'm not going to explain all the benefits but if you don't make that much it's worth to be in the military instead
>>345470650
really? during 6 hours at a job i ate 2 muffins and drank a half of a 1,5l bottle of water. though i did make 3 chicken tortillas at home for dinner...
>>345470264
I got a Perasaur.
It's amazing.
Everything I wanted in a fleshlight and more.
I'm kinda in the same boat, I only bust it out on rare occasions. It's like a rare treat or something.
Even after having it for a year it still makes me cross eyed and shuddering after using it.
>>345470025
>Why do so many people suck at their finances?
It's arcane magic to some. I stopped hanging around /biz/ because it's literally shut-in /r9k/ neets talking at other neets. Worthless.
>>345470184
OK. You don't 'do anything' with money unless you know what you want to do with it!
Me? I'd be curious about how long that 10k would last if I lost my job tomorrow. That means you've got [x] months to lick your wounds, recover, and bounce back. I know my job's reasonably secure, so 3 months is fine enough. But as always it's up to you and your needs to work out what's best.
>>345464335
i have 2 aquaponics setups with pond fish
also have a RP company with t shirts and pens that i made for fun (it was cheap)
i can rp a botanist scientist salarian.. at home
>mfw my company is testing out this AI software that will "improve our efficiency and totally not take any of our job"
How fucked am I, /v/?
>>345470789
I wasn't implying everyone was. Just that buying a bunch of fast food probably isn't a good idea regardless. Which is pretty much true.
>>345470864
lying faggot, every valedictorian in each year were fucking god nerds who used big words and knew the answer to everything
This was out of a class of 150 too. I'd consider everyone in top 5 fucking geniuses too
>>345471001
Ever read or watch a movie about industrial revolution nigga?
>>345471001
Make yourself useful. Otherwise, polish up the old CV and get the feelers out.
>>345470909
Its about what you eat.... I should know:(
>>345470507
Anon I eat fast food like every 4 days and I'm pretty /fit/. Just portion control your shit. If you're gonna eat all that stuff then have that be ur food for the day or something.
I have a co worker that'll come to jack in the box with me, get the same meal I do, then eat throughout the rest of the day at work, and I'm sure he goes home and eats even more. that's where people fuck up usually.
>>345464604
>29
try 38 bitch nigga
>>345465018
Basically its tax payers money.
We paid for this shit?
>>345471001
Eventually we will all be replaced anon
>>345470507
>get a job
>out of the house more
>physical activity at work
It doesn't matter if you eat fast food, just how much you eat, fatass.
If you can limit yourself to 500cal from a fast food place, it's the same as any other meal.
If you get an intensely physical job, it's like getting paid to exercise.
>running on savings right now
>gonna kill myself when I run out
Feels awesome.
>>345470312
The prime age they want is 25-28
>>345470794
Being good at math isn't really practical unless you manage to get into a career where you need it. I'm fairly good at math but didn't get a job for the summer vacation from university and feel like shit for that. I'm too anxious to even apply for a lot of jobs.
>>345465170
I think I'll be one soon, either traffic department or street patrol.
Fuck the military and riot police, I don't want non of that shit.
>>345470514
If you want a dildo, yes absolutely. Be realistic about sizes thoigh. It's a lot to spend on something that may not fit. Get soft if you're unsure.
>>345470925
I just ordered a medium horsedick and some water buffalo d. Got one of their insertable toys but its huge and kind of a pain to clean.
>>345470234
None of those things are applicable to children, especially if you have a daughter. You're looking for a clone.
>>345466313
>Get asked to work another day
"Sorry, I'm going to a house party"
>Can you come in today?
"Sorry, I was at a party last night and I'm in no state to work"
>Can you work a double shift?
"Sorry, I'm going to a party right after my shift"
>Can you help us close
"Sorry, I'm at a party"
Pretending to be getting drunk is the best way to get off a shift because it's such an ignoble thing that your manager won't think you're lying and your colleagues workers will think you're cool.
>>345463876
ITT: Things normalfags don't understand
4Chan is for NEETs and lolicons only
>>345470514
meme shit and unboxing threads aside, they're worth it if you're into that sorta stuff and how durable they are because of the material.
>just got a letter about my 10 year high school reunion.
Oh my God, I'm old now. I want to go back to being a kid again.
>>345471106
Yeah that's where I fucked up. Multiple meals throughout the day.
I really need to lose weight.
>>345470902
I've been in the military ever since 22. I did a contracting job and I was living with my parents riding a bumass car in the ghetto. Best decision ever 5 years later and I have a gucci car, got money, and I'm fit. Only thing is I have to rock an uglyass haircut for life
>>345471001
I think the luddites had the right idea. Go and smash their hardware with hammers. That will fix the problem.
>>345470902
It's really not tho. Why the fuck would u wanna join the military and be forced to be around hoodrats all day, not have any personal freedom, and run the risk of being thrown into some shithole that has people that hate you just because you were born somewhere else if you score too low on the test? I think I'd rather be making minimum wage working at fuckin Costco or soemthing.
>>345470981
From experience in the suburbs, 10k can last up to a year; prob. more if you get gov. assistance, unemployment, etc. and cut back all spending immediately.
>>345469947
Don't tell people or girlfriends that you have money; it makes them feel entitled and inferior. You can do things like offer to pay for dinner, but don't shout that you're loaded and will buy them everything they want.
People will use you if they know.
>>345470141
Fuck i wish i could save 100$ each month.
>>345471334
>get fired for not 'pitching in'
>>345471316
I might take the plunge and get a twitch penetrable. The fags on 8ch said the Daft Rowan is pretty good too.
The penetrables are a pain in the ass to clean, but they are so fucking worth it. I only say this because I kept getting frustrated with accidentally tearing generic toys from a sex shop.
