Why is Tali such a precious, delicate little flower? Majestic, shining, glimmering like a diamond ring. Never faltering, never failing to remain the sweet bee nectar of my life. I would give anything to marry her and live on Rannoch with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwZ71nnARas
>>345462923
>spamming this everytime like it's supposed to be bad or something
>>345462808
>>345462923
That's some cringeworthy shit. Then again... I killed her ass every playthrough in ME3. Geth buddies 4life.
>>345464778
Still upset you cannot romance Kasumi
>>345464778
I want to kill her ass, if you know what I mean
>>345464917
Because she is a space nigger. And space niggers arn't worth saving.
>>345463192
>tfw that controversy made it so that quarians are completely removed from Andromeda
I just liked the idea of robot creators being gypsies because of AI rebellion, why must you cut the more interesting things
good thing we'll have more Asari though, those are great
>>345465069
She's a space gypsy, that's worse than space nigger.
>>345465009
How hard would it be to paint the pattern? Seems rather easy.
Aren't they slavic gypsies?
>>345463192
Good lord. I remember this being discovered in the mass effect generals.
Many keks were had.also tears
Tali was cute. Looking back perhaps they got carried away with that side of her character. When you romance her her behaviour towards Shepherd is quite two dimensional.
![emo-shepard[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uoRRk2y.jpg "emo-shepard[1].png")
>>345465009
>Tfw you wouldn't be able to ride that ass erryday 'cause she'd get sick and die
>>345466027
she says her immune system got used to you
somehow
>>345462808
I'd smash that but all Quarians are degenerates who deserve to be exterminated by the robros.
>>345466342
>hero genes
Shepard was ment to impregnate the galaxy
>>345466027
So, why they don't fix the issue by using genetic engineering/nanobots/whatever? If I remember correctly, soldiers get genetic augments over the course of their careers.
>>345464778
>>345465069
>>345465245
>>345466343
CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN!!!!
>>345462808
>tfw you will never build her a house on Rannoch
>tfw you didn't have more time
hurts to live
>>345466343
Quarians deserve to be plowed by superior and manlier geth bulls.
Only the males though.
>>345466740
>someone doesn't like my digital space gypsy!!!!!!!! ;(
>>345462808
>>345467868
>look mommy, I'm roleplaying as super evil renegade
>open door to engine room
>get cucked by Garrus
th-thanks bioware...
>>345465204
Quarians are cut entirely? Is there a source for this?
>>345466342
Repeated exposure to things tends to do that
>>345467987
Ah man. old school Bioware Social Network
those were the days.
>those waifu threads that reached something like 121 pages
>>345468226
>it will take multiple generation with help of geths to boost immune system to possibly take off suits
>she's immune after fucking human once
>>345468464
>once
Besides, the Geth are doing it slowly on purpose so there's no complications
Totally different to getting a cyborg's manjam spread all up in your slimy alien cunt three, four times a week
Robo waifu is best waifu
>>345467704
Ain't that the truth
>>345468894
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1454/61/1454614770069.webm
>>345466740
taliposter detected.
>>345469660
you won this time
>>345466714
>people die from aging
>FTL is possible
because whatever writers wanted to put in game
>>345468464
You really think, with a body like that, they only fucked once?
>>345466897
That Tali has fabu hair.
>>345463192
b-b-but Mass Effect 3 isn't canon.
>>345466714
Maybe Quarian genetic engineering is shit. Maybe they have some backward social taboo against fixing the issue because it would render their whole "muh homeworld" thing moot.
It only became an issue when they'd spent a couple decades living in suits in sterile spaceships exclusively. By the time they realized they'd fucked up getting shot full of retroviruses was probably a bad idea
>>345462808
I use to love Tali, shame ME3 completely ruined her.
>>345472452
>terribly edited image appearing for 10 seconds ruined her in 60 hours long game
>>345472597
Yup. Plus the karaoke.
>>345471363
>people die from aging
Why wouldn't they? They're not remotely near biological immortality in Mass Effect
>>345472746
It should be possible to accomplish in next 170 years.
Extended life is a bare minimum.
>Downloaded education vid, "Human Courtship and Mating"
>Installed suit application, Immunoboost: Professional Edition
>Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro: Deluxe Edition
>>345473313
If Nerve-Stim is a program, does that mean all Quarian suits come with built in vibrators
If someone like the Shadow Broker can access this data does that mean someone could remotely activate a Quarian's vibrators whenever they wanted
>>345473945
>>345473945
>Bring down the Migrant Fleet through orgasms alone
Neat
>>345473945
The idea, I'm sure, is to give the user a sense of haptic feedback.
Keep in mind that quarians often customize their suits to suit their needs.
>>345473945
vibrating quarians through walls
>>345473313
>not the "dat ass" edit
Disappointed/10
>>345474340
After living in suits for 300 years I'd think they'd include the ability to masturbate without having to potentially compromise the only thing keeping them from getting fatally sick from touching a doorknob
>>345466714
>>345471363
>>345472280
iIt's also explained/handwaved by BioWare that the Quarian homeworld lacked many malicious viruses and microbes, most evolved to be symbiotes with life on that planet and the Quarian immune system never really evolved to be that resistent in the first place due to this fact, now exasperated in the fact that they now found themselves living aboard sterile ships.
>>345472678
>he didn't find the karaoke adorable
>>345475502
>he found the karaoke adorable
>>345462808
takbir
>marrying the Space Jew
Give your shekels to the Migrant Fleet, Earth-clan! Never forget that 6 billion Quarians died in the Morning War!
>>345475502
I'm honestly very happy that I never got the DLC for this game. I watched a bit of that scene on youtube.
The VA cannot sing.
>>345462808
I only wish that I could have killed both.They will muddy the political scene and the geth as artificial life are the default biggest threat to anything living.
>>345476726
you don't need to be able to sing to sing karaoke. its sorta the point of karaoke
>>345462808
She's a talking costume.
>>345476893
side with the geth
then pick destroy
>>345476893
>save Geth
>pick Destroy
Job done
Citadel really drove home the point that Tali was basically a 14 year old girl during ME1. Shameful boners all around.
I think Tali might be my first and only real crush from a video game.
>>345477113
same
Tali is the thickest.
>>345462808
Ew. Bitch sounds like she got peanut butter in her mouth.
>>345476992
I want to rub her feet!
>there are people that would abandond fellow organics for the sake of a bunch of deranged murderhungry talking lawnmowers that have betrayed you at every oppertunity they got
In retrospect, for all the shit that ME2 and 3 get, her romance was ultimately one of the better done ones. This is largely in part due to not being a romance option in ME1. Same goes for Garrus. Meant you spent more time getting to know them as something other than a piece of ass to pump. This is especially true compared to Liara.
>>345477030
>shameful
No shame here anon, only hatred at Bioware for not letting me get with her when I wanted.
>>345477317
Gross
>>345465009
>perpetual wedgie
Looks uncomfortable
>>345477559
ME2 Geth were bros, free from reaper code-fucking they just wanted to build a sphere and spend the rest of existance in the middle of nowhere and left the fuck alone. ME3 ruined them because "lol conflict"
>>345477559
>saving space gypsies who just shot at you
lmao
>>345477184
>cropping it
If you can't fatpost all the way, don't fatpost
>>345473284
What do you base this claim on?
>>345478220
>>345477947
But anon, that's lewd.
>>345477752
You mean looks hot as hell.
I'd crawl through seventeen miles of broken glass just to bury my face in that ass for ten seconds.
>>345479684
>tfw I have this statue right next to me
>>345479853
Post pics
>>345477284
Nigger you sound like you hae dick in you mouth
>>345480151
But you're posting pics already.
>>345463189
>posting 'like its supposed to be bad' like its not supposed to be bad
>>345472597
I think you're missing the point
>>345472597
yes. Bioware was buttblasted that Tali was the most popular waifu and went out to sabotage her. You should be liking the tranny porn star we shoe horned into the last game
>>345480828
Actually it's more likely that they were upset that Tali was coming across as more popular than their own pet Liara.
>>345479853
Hotglue it
>>345480828
>we
>>345463192
Delete this.
>>345463192
Did BioWare ever respond to this? I mean, it's fucking blatant, there's no way around it or trying to deny it.
>>345462808
Tali is nothing but a thief.
>>345462808
reminder that Tali is useless and doesn't even care about her race dying, Legion refuses to let you commit genocide on the Geth and will fight you to the death, Tali will stand around and watch you kill the Quarians without trying to stop you then kills herself
>emergency induction port
>thats a straw tali
>>345482136
>emergency insemination port
>that's my dick tali
>>345467987
I like that this got referenced in ME3.
>>345483260
So did "thermal clips are fucking stupid"
>>345483260
Really? When?
>>345483436
When she's at the bar. She'll mumble, "It just smells like sweat," in a confused tone.
>>345468214
Nope
>>345475056
>exasperated
You mean "exacerbated".
It's too bad the asari love interest had to be written as "She's the complete opposite of what you'd expect from her race!" It could have been fun to have a less-uptight, sexually aggressive asari come on to you quickly and have a relationship that might start as purely sexual and then become more over time (or not, depending on player choices).
>>345485132
Does she rape you on Earth? The fuck did she do?
>>345466342
>somehow
>>345462808
She's perfect, and you have to be blind to romance anyone but her
>>345485132
It's also too bad Samara was just a tease instead of an actual option. If she mates with you, the children won't be Ardat-Yakshi.
>>345487997
She sort of becomes an option in the Citadel DLC, but it's not much.
>>345487997
>>345488281
Now I'm curious if there are other games that let you romance a woman who's centuries older than you.
>tfw no salarian romance option
>she wants your dick despite her race having a low libido
>>345489527
>she
Salarians have no gender.
>>345490168
oh
>>345488281
Huh, I didn't know that. It's not the hot alien sex I wanted, but it'll do.
>>345490168
What nigga? They are like the Tau from W40k. They just have very little sexual dimorphism.
>>345490502
No they literally have no gender and reproduce using fucking spreadsheets.
>>345490665
>Fucking spreadsheets
