Are you still mad?
I am
As fuck
Gamepad looks good anyway
the entire thing is smaller than your hand
what were you expecting
>>345450053
I don't know why you're surprised, I thought it was obvious that it wouldn't read cartridges
>>345450053
why would it open up
dont be sucj a faggot
>>345450053
Why would I be mad? I have a modded 3ds.
So what is the point of owning this thing again?
All games are digital, just like on your emulators.
>people complaining that the lid doesn't open
>justify blind rage with stupid suggestions like a clock in the cartridge slot
>literally getting mad that it isn't just a regular old nes
Why would anybody buy this when there are plug n play boxes with 60+ NES rips on them? Why deliberately buy an inferior product when vastly superior ones have already taken the market?
>>345450053
Not really a problem, im buying one just for the case desu, then its guts are coming out then my RasbPi is getting chucked in the there since it already has emulators for NES/SNES and megadrive games on it.
What are you guys going to play first? I have always wanted to play StarTropics but never got around to it, so that's where I'm starting.
Balloon Fight
BUBBLE BOBBLE
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
DOUBLE DRAGON II: THE REVENGE
Dr. Mario
Excitebike
FINAL FANTASY
Galaga
GHOSTS'N GOBLINS
GRADIUS
Ice Climber
Kid Icarus
Kirby's Adventure
Mario Bros.
MEGA MAN® 2
Metroid
NINJA GAIDEN
PAC-MAN™
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
StarTropics
SUPER C
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
TECMO BOWL
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
>the nintoddler damage control in this thread
jesus christ, you faggots are pathetic.
>>345450554
But you can already play it right now, you shill.
>>345450470
>buying chink-made products
lol no
>>345450754
Please keep your frogs in >>>/an/
>70€
>it's top seller in games on amazon germany
Why?
>controller not wireless
>no ac adapter included
>no cartridge slot
>weird game choices
>>345450851
>Implying this won't be made in exactly the same manufacturing plants
>>345450882
most people who buy this shit don't even know what an ac adapter is and can barely name 5 NES titles.^^
>>345450053
Why do you give a fuck? If anything good comes out of the NES Mini existing, it's having a Wii/Wii U compatible NES controller to play NES VC games as nature intended. I'm hoping this plug and play meme goes far enough to have them make SNES and N64 controllers that plug into a Wiimote
>>345450882
>>345451006
Ok seriously i know I'm getting off topic but what the fuck is with germany and using "^^". I don't fucking get it, is it like an autistic tick you have to put in everything?
>>345450554
Fuck.. I already miss audrey drake.
>>345450882
german are cucks
I like how instead of using a standard USB or micro usb input that would allow their controllers to be useful with a normal PCperhaps with an emulator?, they use a non conforming jack.
>>345451147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7bLmtra0Xw
>>345450851
It's going to be identical to those anon, Pp+E plastic doesn't change a hell of a lot.
>>345451228
You know they sell USB nes pads mate
>>345451336
Why would you get one if you can get an USB SNES pad instead.
>>345451434
Who /Buffalo/ here?
>>345451179
Post more Milky Audrey pics
>>345451147
Don't get mad over things like that bro^^
>>345451228
It's the same jack as on the wiimote retard. It's so you can use the NES controller on your Wii and Wii U, and your Classic controllers on the NES.
>>345451473
If /vr/ has done anything good for me, it's introducing me to the Buffalo pad. It's fucking perfect for 99% of my PC gaming needs
>>345451506
>Audrey will never give you a handjob wearing one pair of her many lacey gloves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH4WT1otbGo
>>345450053
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>>345450053
Gamepad was the worst thing about nes, it literally gave me blisters.
>>345450053
>being mad at a Plug-in-Play
>>345451506
I don't feel like getting banned for off topic. She has a twitter with many more pictures of her self.
>>345451147
There's actually a fairly logical explaination for that. German language is very formulaic and boring and has difficulties conveying emotional undertones such as sarcasm or joy. In order to convey the true intentions of a sentence through text, we either have to go out of our way to clarify them, or we can use shitty text-based smilies like ^^ :D
It's a curse the German language is slowly breaking free from thanks to globalisation and the internet, but it'll take decades before this is completely eradicated.
Why is it so big?
>>345451738
>she has a fucking YT channel
Holy shit, I have a new reason to live now
>>345450053
>Are you still mad?
No, and I never was, because I understand what it is.
>>345451940
>thanks to globalisation
Bitte verlass uns.
All I need.
>>345451940
>thinking you're that much of a special snowflake nation that emoticons are exclusive to your language
Spectacular.
>>345450053
>Mad
Why would I be?
>>345452363
Not at all what I said.
>>345450053
im only mad that all the retards who play pokemon go will also buy this gimmick too.
>>345452616
Literally
>Stop enjoying what I don't like
>>345452175
>Germans and their poor reading comprehension
>>345451179
She's got nice tits but she's a god damn meme whore that loves to put all that shit in games when they localize.
>>345452728
>tolerating that kind of mentality
neo-/v/
>>345452437
Yet you're oblivious to the implication. Most teens have trouble conveying emotion over text. That's why they use emots. Everybody fucking does that.
>>345452879
>Neo
No Summer, I've been here much longer than you. Stay mad and keep sperging.
>>345452728
>literally want nintendo to make games instead of profiting off manufacturing plastic toys and microtransaction phone apps
fixed that for you nintendork. im sure youll have lots of fun jacking off to the nintendo logo soon though since they wont be making games anymore.
>>345451880
Oh you just sucked at games. They weren't made for chicks like you.
>>345452915
And it's especially prevalent in the German language.
>>345453271
Prove it.
>>345452990
Thanks for you (You), Chad.
>>345450053
>experiencing any emotion regarding this, positive or negative
>tfw no RCR, Shatterhand, Mr Gimmick or Ufouria
>>345453271
[citation needed] you're just a pleb who has trouble letting go of your teenage habits, and thus keeps spewing verbal sewage over text
>>345450053
it should open and there should be a sticker of a random nes game in there so nintendo can say "collect them all!" and their cuckbase absolutely would.
>>345453051
>defending that godawful controller
There's a reason why most of the features from an NES controller aren't emulated today.
>>345453314
>Why are Germans using so many emots?
>[Possible explaination]
>yeah nah everyone does that
>Germans do it a lot more
>WHERE IS PROOFS
we're doing circles here
>>345453478
So your explaination is that Germans are mostly teenagers or what?
Maybe this is a good thread to ask this. I want to get a raspberry pi so I could emulate games, but I'm too much of a pleb on what I should get. Do you anons have some suggestions on what I have to get?
>>345451940
you deserve to hang next to Merkel
>>345454756
Yeah, get a raspberry pi.
>>345454815
You deserve some English lessons for thinking that there is any sort of politically weighted statement in my post you colossal double nigger
>>345455030
>It's a curse the German language is slowly breaking free from thanks to globalisation and the internet
>curse
>thanks to globalization
>xD I'm a trendy kraut I'm cool because I hate myself and my country #RefugeesWelcome
Why would i be mad about something i couldn't care less about? As long as they're still making games it's ok with me.
>>345455375
>>345455375
>As long as they're still making games it's ok with me.
but theyre not.
>>345455514
Oh yeah zelda wasn't one of the most popular e3 things or anything.
>>345453632
Your possible theory is part of just another self-hating modern kraut theory. Your fucking language is fine, dipshit. Stop making dumb shit up.
>>345455569
>one game on ancient technology with amiibo bullshit built in
no wonder theyre making plastic toys and getting away with it. nintendofags will defend anything.
>>345455009
T-thanks anon.
>>345451738
>She's married
why even live
>Have a smart TV or any $50 Android box
>can emulate any of the NES or Famicom games
>can also emulate SNES, GBA, GB, Genesis, N64, PS1 and even Gamecube and Wii if you have a good enough box
>can use wireless controllers or get a classic NES wired controller
>can use cloud saves to continue your games on your PC or smart phone
literally only retarded nostalgiafags will buy this.
And I mean that, the non-retarded nostalgiafags who happen to have lost their NES will just buy a real NES.
>>345455279
If I say "my property value has gone up thanks to a global ebola epidemic", does that mean I am pro ebola epidemics?
>>345455815
I was actually somewhat hyped for this thing, until I realized it was emulation and not the actual console being rereleased. Nintendo is truly fucking cancer.
>>345455652
Yeah man you're right, Nintendo isn't making any games. The NX will just be a nice-looking paperweight.
>>345455592
I love many aspects of the German language, it is a beautiful and powerful one, but German is woefully inadequate for casual digital conversations.
>>345456019
>German is woefully inadequate for casual digital conversations.
boo fucking hoo
>>345456101
I honestly can't figure out what you're so mad about
>>345456019
And English isn't?
>haha
>fucking
>made up colloquial shit for emotional impact
>also emots
Don't be a retard.
Wtf is the point of this thing? It's not good for nostalgia fagging and if I wanted to play NES games with a NES controller you could just buy a dongle to convert a controller for peantus
>>345455983
you mean like the WiiU? well the WiiU is ugly so it cant even be a nice looking paper weight.
So a bunch of people born 2 gens after the NES are upset because a $60 emulator doesn't open up?
1) You can run NES games on a fucking shoe at this point. Save your money.
2) You can download every game Nintendo ever released on the NES on about 2 bytes, not the 30 released for $60. Save your money.
3) If you're that much of a purist you can go buy a working NES.
4) Stop being a goddamn hipster. Your type was supposed to have died out by now.
>>345456292
I think it looks cute. Also it is really easy to install and use.
I'll wait for the reviews and teardown.
>>345453314
>>345453478
Not him but a huge amount of German internet users overuse smileys. Obviously not every single one of them but it's really, really common. You slowly figure this out yourself after spending a few years and mingling in different internet "communities", and you notice the quirks of other languages from this as well. I can't remember all of them but it's as if most countries have their own national typing quirks, and once you're familiar with them you can tell about where someone is from because of it. It's like a text-based accent even when using (mostly) proper English/grammar/etc.
God I fucking hate Nintendo for this stupid cuck shit
>Just rerelease some 30 year old hardware in a smaller factor with some arbitrary games that people can play for free and charge $60 USD
>People gobble that shit up like retards
Nintendrones are the reason Nintendo is such shit nowadays. Their one ok thing (Pokemon GO) isn't even made by them.
>>345456785
Estonia does it, too.
>>345456815
>Company is taking advantage of muh nostalgia 18-35 year olds to make money
I don't really see the issue with this.
>>345456785
No shit. The point being—it's not exclusive to German nor is it proof the language itself is inferior because of it. Just your typical self-hating merkel supporter given voice.
Why would I be mad? I still have my NES.
Surely you all hung on to your childhood consoles, right /v/?
>>345456192
It works better at least. Just imagine having this very conversation in German, and how much more rigid it would be.
>Why won't they just sell me an outdated overpriced NES?!?!
>>345456986
Nobody was arguing that it is exclusive to German, or that it makes the language somehow inferior.
>>345457041
I'm not German, but I'm sure it would work with a different wording. You're just trying to directly translate something and then you're surprised it doesn't sound right.
>>345457245
It was being implied. Fuck off.
>>345457385
No it wasn't. You're just looking for excuses to start political arguments.
>>345456975
I'll admit it gets them money but money grabbing jews are the reason video games have never been taken seriously.
>Arcade games were made hard on purpose to take quarters from kids
>DRM
>Exclusivity from companies wanting people to buy their shitty platform
Why would I buy it, I already have a real Nes with all of the games I want, and it's on a Crt. You can't fucking beat Megaman 3 on a crt
>>345457385
It really wasn't. Of course more than just German internet users use smileys, it doesn't make sense to say only they use them when you can look on any other website and be proven wrong in an instant. No one was trying to imply its an inferior language either. Good job on misinterpreting posts.
>>345457631
It sure is surprising seeing a company try to make money.
>>345457663
>>345457514
>It's a curse the German language is slowly breaking free from thanks to globalisation and the internet, but it'll take decades before this is completely eradicated.
Now fuck off.
>>345457651
>You can't fucking beat Megaman 3 on a crt
Wrong. I've beat it plenty of times on a crt:^)
I'm just waiting for them to make the SNES with:
>Super Mario All Stars
>F-zero
>LoZ: LttP
>Earthbound
>Donkey Kong Country
>Yoshi's Island
>Battletoads
>Super Ghouls n Ghosts
>Super Metroid
>Chrono Trigger
>Super Mario RPG
>Mega Man X
>NBA Jam
>Kirby Super Star
Etc. Etc.
Hyped and it better come. So many classics. Don't care about the NES. Every game and series was better the next gen.
>>345450053
Even if it did open, you can't fit a cartridge in that anyway.
>>345450053
>>345450187
>>345450345
>>345451754
Holy shit, when did Nintendo found an OUYA division?
>>345452360
Aaaahahahahahaha
You Nintenyearolds mad about something trivial again? For fucks sake, I wish I met one of you in person so I could deck you and stuff you in a locker. I'd steal your lunch money but it would seem you already spent it on stupid amiibos.
>>345460732
You won't do shit fatboi.
>>345460858
Yeah I will.
>>345450470
this is the only one with save states, and decent quality controllers (+ Classic Controller support)
but you're still better off using something that can run RetroArch.
>>345454756
What exactly is a Raspberry Pi anyways?
I've heard it mentioned on here numerous times but I never understood how exactly it worked or what it was.
>>345451473
Reporting. I use it to play (s)nes and anything gameboy. Really helps give you that authentic feel when playing those games on an emulator
>>345450414
you could make the nes small than normal with SMC
>>345461263
it's a cheap little motherboard strong enough to run linux and emulators. Pretty cheap too. Google it
>>345457771
see
>>345455849
you incompetent mongoloid
