Lady Maria
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Name a better female boss.
Pro tipYou can't
I know Maria is very anime, but she's videogames.
Sniper Wolf.
Now go away.
>>345439516
mods
Maria is edgy
>>345439516
She's cute, but >>>/v/
>>345439521
We're already in /v/, anon
>>345439519
it's video games
>>345439516
The Boss.
they should have just went all the way and made maria shout the names of her attacks as she's doing them.
>>345439606
This
>>345439518
And this
>>345439594
>>345439613
Mods moved it from /a/
>>345439606
Checkmate
Shhh lady Maria is sleeping
Try again dummy.
>beat artorias
>get to make his weapon and do the same moves
>beat Lady maria
>don't get to have her weapon and do the bloodbend shit
This is why Das1 is better
>>345440490
I call bullsht
>>345440849
You do get to have her weapon though, it's just a pain in the ass to get. You can't do the edgy blood moves however.
Yunalesca. Snake tiddies.
>>345440908
>>>/a/144345081
>>345441000
Okay, I was proven wrong
Dana after all she is the best boss ever.
>>345441000
Go away, phone poster
>>345440926
>You can't do the edgy blood moves however.
THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!
>>345439516
Those plastic swords look dangerous.
>>345441118
I normally post from my desktop, but my bed is a good 3 meters away from my bed. And I'm warm and comfy watching my shows.
>>345439516
>tfw she made me quit bloodborne
>bitch in 3rd phase has too much range and can 1 shot me
>Bloodborne
No one cares.
>>345441404
>having any sort of difficulty with Maria
>pretty much a copy of your character that has to "cheat" with insane HP and still loses in the end although the stats imply shes much stronger
>>345441404
Dodge left
PIZZA GIRL
>>345441251
>warm
>when it's 30°c outside
wow lucky you i guess i'm melting over here
The Cainhurst Crow would take Maria to school
>>345441251
Can I join you anon
>>345441638
I have like 15 vit senpai. She's the only slut who's hard as fuck to avoid her long range.
>>345441638
>dodge left
>flame blood sword attack range is so big i still get hit
>>345441909
>>345441251
Shit, I meant my bed is a good 3 meters away from my desk.
>30°c
What the hell? You live in a desert or something?
>>345442036only if you watch the show with me
>>345441968
She's good but not harder than Maria. Thay crow bitch just does the same shit until you kill it.
>>345442090
you might think it a desert with all the sandniggers around
>germany
>>345442090
What are you watching?
>>345442172
Is it really that bad? I thought the mudslime invasion being really bad is just a meme.
>>345442247
Please don't bully, pic related for the first time
>>345441251
>my bed is a good 3 meters away from my bed
lmao dumb phone poster
>>345442375
I definitely wouldn't mind rewatching. Good choice anon
>>345442375
i live in a rural area but even here they had to close down the local hospital to make room for fucking immigrants
and a couple of inns
>>345442621
I want a KLK fighting game now. Or at least some kind of over-the-top ARPG where you play as a student at Honnouji and beat the other clubs and advance your own to make a better life for your family.
>>345442756
Sweet Jesus. I'm sorry anon, ask this time I thought the invasion was a /pol/-tier joke and the media reports of their unruly behavior are just blown out of proportion.
>>345442962
didnt you hear?
the mass rape that occured at christmas was a real thing, like 1200 women got fucked
it's fucking appalling
>>345442375
I love Nonons voice.
>>345439516
at least you tried
>>345443056
Wasn't it 1200 women getting just harassed?
Not a kraut myself but your new year happening made it into our news too.
>>345443093
Sounds like a grandma's, but she's still cute
>NANI SORE?!
>>345443056
I forgot about that, DEUS VULT is looking more and more appealing every day.
>>345443203
sexual assault among other things
i wasn't there to watch it but they even tried to cover it up and make it look like white bois were the perpetrators
i fucking hate my cuck government
>>345443219
can't happen soon enough
>>345443203
only about 50 got raped the rest were just groped or had clothes torn off and sheeit
>>345443305
No harm done then, boys will be boys. Remember they're also all traumatized by war so we must show them tolerance.
t. people who invited the migrants
>>345441145
Because your character doesn't possess moves from Edge la Edge
I want these cute females to sit on my face.
>>345439516
I will never get why femnazis keep crying over sexualization of females in videogames when there are woman like pic related that are great characters
>>345443615
Did you think they actually play videogames?
Even Amelia and Ebrietas are better female bosses, step it up Mariafags
>>345443615
They gave up at Ludwig.
>>345440848
>>345439516
>parry 2 win
>>345439606
>parry 2 win
>>345443194
>parry 2 win
I'm sensing a pattern here.
>>345443881
>>345443826
oh Amelia ...
>>345443957
Maria is easy even without parrying
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/QESweyL.png "latest[2].png")
cmon man
zZzZz...
>>345443826
>literal dogs
Humanoid bosses are always harder than shitty giant beasts you can whack over behind without repercussions.
>>345444127
Wake up you whore!
Nevan and Lady, both from DMC3.
>>345444127
WAKE UP YOU STUPID CUNT
>>345444162
>>345444174
Do NOT wake her up
>>345444174
>>345444162
A CORPSE SHOULD BE LEFT WELL ALONE!
>>345444252
>>345444251
Maria is for bullying
>>345444252
I'm gonna hurl my naked body at you
>>345444252
It's not like ol' Kos (or some say Kosm) was using her corpse.
It was messing with all the living people in the hamlet that caused the trouble.
>>345444252
I've got you now
>>345444379
>Logarius' Wheel
>A threat
At least whacky inflatable arm man has the slip n slide attack that doesn't have a billion years of startup.
>>345444127
>>345444252
Now that I've finally beaten this slut i understand this shitty meme.
>>345444519
Could you explain it to me? Ive beat her but still dont get it
Why is she "dead"?
Why is she the head of the Research Hall?
Why is she the host of this Nightmare?
>>345444637
Did you skip the cutscenes when you fight her or something?
>>345445046
>Why is she "dead"?
Because she killed herself.
>Why is she the head of the Research Hall?
She's not, she was just a regular benefactor to the patients and it's not like there's any researchers left in the Nightmare. Probably all busy being jelly in the Byrgenwerth lecture hall.
>Why is she the host of this Nightmare?
Guilt, I guess. Same guilt she killed herself over.
>>345444947
So is this out?
I saw gameplay ages ago and it looked neat.
>>345445138
No but i didnt pay much attention to it either so i should probably replay it
>>345445310
Yeah, it's been out for a while now.
"neat" is right. It's a little short, but literally everything else about the game makes up for it. Only game released in recent years that I beat and immediately started a new game.
>>345444947
>tfw you went straight for her in your first playthrough
It was hard but made other bosses underwhelming once I finally beat her.
>>345445454
The meme is literally the dialogue from her in the cutscene.
>>345445901
Did you do the optional boss? She's not as hard as Fennel, but definitely just as fun.
The arsonist was cool, too.
>>345446079
No, I'm starting NG+ to fight her. Arsonist was pretty cool and I think all bosses have great looks/themes.Is there a way to save the knight ?
>>345443826
>amelia
Best boss in the game tbqhwy. Shame she literally comes out of nowhere and then is never seen again.
Mother Brain
>>345446270She dies either way.
>>345446301
>Best boss in the game tbqhwy
"Stand behind me and slap my ass"
Not sure how anyone could consider that unaggressive speed bump to be the best boss. Ebrietas sideswipes, headstomps and has her AOEs, Ludwig does not stay still at all, Laurence is THE FLOOR IS LAVA: The Boss, but Amelia? An arguably easier Cleric Beast?
She just sits there and takes it like a bitch.
>>345439516
Lady Maria is cute
CUTE!
>>345441145
your character isn't a descendant of the vilebloods and has to rely on the doll to actually utilize blood's power
>>345446583
Witch of Hemwick is cuter
>>345442039
>dodge left
Where's your pistol?
>>345444252
Hey Maria, the doll is doing a better job.
>>345442039
>Dieing cause you dashed once too early on her period lance
I feel you bro.
>>345447082
And her cunt is always tight.
>>345447146
And the doll doesn't use blood as lube.
>>345446375
>oh cool, a 2d metroidvania with obvious souls game references
>SURELY, all these characters will have different plot lines depending on your actions
I think I expected too much from an indie dev.
>>345447193
Yeah but I'm sure that the doll has been used. A lot.
>>345447530
If you hit her white sticky stuff flys out
>>345447530
Mostly by Gehrman. Maria or the Doll, getting Gehrman's sloppy seconds is unavoidable.
>>345447768
No wonder many people would shoot for Maria rather than the doll.
>>345446864
>cheesing a women
>>345446301
Going to need a sauce on this
>>345447949
Here, have a whole bunch.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/vicar_amelia/1
>>345446529
You meant, "stay in front of me, slap my legs, viscreal me, fuck me how i deserve it"
>>345448263
Whatever approach floats your boat, end result is holding her down and pounding her so hard even Arianna gets jealous.
>Maria
>Good
She is literally the edgiest piece of shit in this game.
>blood shit
>kys herself
>suddenly fire range attacks
Fanfic tier
>>345448452
>kill yourself herself
An hero was catchier.
>>345441404
> having trouble with blood edge
Ayyyyyy
Love BB dearly but Maria isn't Dancer.
>>345448254
Huh. I tried searching on rule34 but nothing turned up. Thanks.
>>345448613
>>345448254
Y'all need serious help.
>>345448676
Serious help finding more porn of Amelia.
>>345448676
wats up gameboi
>>345439516
the boss
>>345444329
Have fun with a sword up your urethra.
