why does Tekken need to create a character just to make fun of Americans?
Because they deserve it.
Did that hurt your feelings?
>>345433727
/thread
>>345433623
>most well rounded
But Bob is awesome.
>make fun of Americans
>easily top tier in both 6 and Tag 2
>>345433623
>one of the most well rounded fighters
I'm shocked this place hasn't gone into a sperg fit yet over Raven being replaced with his delicious cocoa boss.
This is the same character in the same game, what's your point
Reminder that capcom literally announced their muslim character on 9/11
>>345433967
Dollar store knock off Blade wasn't what you would call a beloved character in the first place and he'll probably show up later anyway, the cast is huge
>>345433623
My only issue with Bob is he's not Julia/Jaycee
>>345433623
because they already make fun of themselves in their own
>>345433967
Seniority. Can't really complain when someone pulls rank on you.
>>345433623
"My perfect bodiiieee!" Shit usto make me laugh all the time.
>>345433623
>most well rounded
Fuck I lost it
>>345433623
Rufus was making fun of americans
Bob is charming in comparison
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ow6VTxo.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>345434681
This.
Tekken American fans got off easy in comparison.
>>345433623
>well-rounded
Dammit, I laughed
>>345433623
>no Julia
>no Lei
>no Lee
>no Christie>no KUMA
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
HARADA
DOING
>>345433967
Why should people sperg out? Most FGC are waifufags after all. I welcome this change. Bravo Harada. And Raven wasn't a staple or classic Tekken character in the first place.
>>345436864
Aren't you impatient?
>>345433623
>well rounded
>>345437832
Devious Sonia is best Sonia
>>345433623
>most well rounded
>>345433967
That's cause Raven himself isn't that popular. If it was King or Paul, people would be going crazy over it
>>345437889
always
>>345437889
Sonia is pure! PURE!
i think it's flattering to be honest.
America is a cultural cesspit, why try to hide it?
>>345434681
This is correct.
Rufus was the "fat american slob" stereotype
Bob is basically an Anime character with his wierd "I am fast, but not strong. I am going to become FAT so that I will retain speed and gain power from my weight"
>>345433623
Because we're one of the few cultures with thick skin enough skin to be made fun of.
>well rounded
heh
>>345439894
*fat
>>345433623
SPEED AND WEIGHT!
*jiggling intensifies*
>Character was fast and shit but didn't have enough power back when he was slim
>Puts on weight to balance himself out
>>345433998
Not for Americans dude.
>>345434039
>he'll probably show up later anyway, the cast is huge
around 6 slots left. 32 chars already in-game, they said they don't want to go over 38
>>345440043
ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA
A N N A
N
N
A
>>345433623
>WELL ROUNDED
KEK
>>345433623
>freestyle karate
why are americans so fat haha
Bob is awesome
Fuck you
![220px-Boris_Johnson_July_2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/teySXZ3.jpg "220px-Boris_Johnson_July_2015[1].jpg")
>>345433623
>he's American
>but looks like Boris Johnson
>>345433967
Nigga got Eddy'd. Rest in piss in piss.
>>345433623
>well rounded
That's pretty good actually.
>>345440043
>38
I'm okay with that, and there's still chance my favorites will make it. Hoping for Lee and Anna.
>>345433623
>one of the most well rounded fighters
>>345440307
I'd totally buy a Politics Fighter.
Who would you main /v/?
Pic related for me
>>345440561
>guns
>england
calling the bobby man right now
>>345440561
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
>>345433623
I'm sure they could just make all their characters make fun of americans if they wanted to.
>>345440307
The USA did a Brexit before Brexit was a thing.
>>345433623
>Rufus
>Bob
>Japan makes fat American characters as a joke
>They're always top tier
I ain't even mad.
>>345439924
I think it's better if you don't explain the joke.
>>345433972
Damn he's a qt when he's not fat.
She also was announced.
meh. I expected Lei or Eliza.
>>345440786
>depicting reality is a joke
You probably believe the US presidential elections to be real life satire as well, you lovable fool.
why the fuck did they remove my nigga blade
his aesthetics were 10/11 because he couldve been a bit better imo BUT NOT REMOVE HIM YOU SJW PIECE OF SHIT AND REPLACE WITH A FUCKKING MONKEY (FEMALE)
>>345440882
>hip holes
Nice. I remember reading an interview where Eliza will not be part of T7. Lei most like is going to be part o the roster eventually.
When are we going to cut the shit and just make Tekken Xtreme Beach Volleyball?
We can't make fun of actual retards because SJW would complain for being insensitive
The closest thing to it are americans
>>345441026
Stay mad. These aesthetics are better most likely plays better than Wesley Snipes wannabe.
>>345441065
There will always be Tekken Tag 3, where all the other dead characters are.
>Past
>Japan respected America and represented them in fighting games with proud, strong characters like Paul and Guile who were also intrical to the plot for those who care
>Now
>Lol stupid fat Americans, we need to represent them as they are with characters like Bob and Rufus
What happened?
>>345441146
thats excatly what i liked in him
being fucking wesley snipes
but what would waifu cuck like you know about it
>>345441026
>Aesthtics
He was a black guy with blonde hair and shades. That's been overdone too many times. For once I welcome this gender change.
>>345441217
>Paul
>proud
nigga gets shit upon in pretty much every game in the series.
>>345441228
>one nig is more sjw than other
I have no idea what you were talking in the first place.
>>345440043
>tfw Roger/Alex probably won't make it
All those years wasted. Oh well, was fun watching people at small local tournies get buttblasted when they lost to a "joke character".
>>345441282
thats what i liked
you goddamn tranny supporter
>>345441217
They've forgotten who's the true boss of the world. We'll remind them soon enough.
>>345441313
>that ending where Alex usurps Roger's role as husband and father
>>345441217
All they did is choose a different American trope to go with.
>>345441217
They could get it way worse than fatties
>niggers
>jews
>californians
>mexicans
>white trash
The list goes on
revan then
>awesome nigger
>cool slick moves
>shades
>hair
>ninja
revan now
>a women
>>345441290
Thats wrong.
T1 fought kazuya to a draw
T2 was going to fight Kazuya but was ambushed by Kuma. A fucking bear
T3 defeated ogre singlehandedly and was already in the shower room high fiving buff naked dudes before noticing Ogre turning into true ogre who Jin had to fight.
T4 bored of humans. Wants to fight aliens
>>345441593
>californians
What's wrong with them? I always wanted to see a surfer dude in fighting games
>>345433623
AER YOU OK ?
>>345441653
An UGLY woman
>>345433623
>tfw Hawaiian shirt bob
>>345433623
>triggered
They are just trying to be as realistic as possible.
He's even wearing a hawaii shirt.
>>345441338
>boss of the world
Mr. Nguyen here says otherwise.
>>345440882
>Female Raven
That's so Raven
>>345433623
what's funny about him? seems normal to me
>>345440882
I was honestly expecting Raven or Miguel.
So I'm gonna give myself a 0.5/2
>>345441912
Customization better have moomoo option.
>>345441653
MR has hair and also a "ninja". Take Raven, switch gender, exchange shades for a sword and add stupid sounds to teleports and you have MR.
She's Raven boss. I have a feeling Ravens are just a bunch of black people pretending to be ninjas.
Trailers in case people didn't watch then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvtbuT0v7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Ss4lExMwc
>>345440561
>>345441986
>that fucking subway in his pocket
>>345433623
Speedo and weighto is great, specially if you look into his story stuff. One of the few fat characters that arent just a fucking joke.
>>345442074
The thing i dont like about her is that she looks so unprofessional compared to Raven. She uses cyber-ninja shit that Raven mocks Yoshi for it and is supposed to be her boss? Also a little too young for her to be the a higher officer, but that's just Moonland and their love for youth.
>>345433623
I don't see why anyone would think Bob is making fun of Americans. He didn't turn fat because he's addicted to big gulps and steamed hams. It was his way to improve himself, and he uses all that extra weight to his advantage.
Besides, Paul already exists, the best American fighter next to Guile.
>>345442546
>She uses cyber-ninja shit that Raven mocks Yoshi for it and is supposed to be her boss?
maybe that's why he's mocking yoshi for it, because he's mad about his boss. I'm pretty sure he has to report to her all the time with all his failed missions and such. He's so bad she decided to do it herself.
the deepest lore.
>>345441986
Is that the guy from Get Him To The Greek?
I like Master Raven. I for one like delicious chocolate and her hair looks pretty neat. Definitely better than generic cool black guy look. I just wish they did something a little more unique with the name. Like is that the best they could come up with? There's so many badass sounding Bird codenames they could've applied.
Also, I don't see why people are sperging out like they won't create a Raven alt. Costume.
>>345440561
y'all motherfuckers stand no chance
>>345433623
>well rounded
heh
he reminds me of dusty rhodes. remember, the american dream? makes sense for him to rep america considering tekken's main competitor already has a hulk hogan clone
>>345442839
>Also, I don't see why people are sperging out like they won't create a Raven alt. Costume.
because she's a woman
>>345442901
For every time there's been a Christie hasn't there been an Eddy? Other than T4?
>>345441217
>Paul and Guile
What's with most Americano characters being broom heads?
>>345442976
he was an alt in T5. shit sucked.
Bob is a real nigga and only a faggot would get pissy about his design.
t. fat fuck
>>345441986
>go to Subway today
>they didn't have sesame or italian bread
nearly punched that bitch behind the counter, jesus christ
>>345442990
Late 80's - early 90's American Trope bro.
>>345443085
>Sesame
Wait, your Subways have sesame bread? Where the fuck do you live, that sound amazing.
>>345434681
>>345435336
>they don't love Rufus
>>345443252
Yeah weird. I don't care his gameplay but his interactions are cute.
>>345443180
Germany
I thought sesame bread was standard for subway
Basically Harada decided to milk both Raven and Kuni fans at the same time. We'll see it works.
But we already have female ninja with a dagger, so 0 chanced of Kuni coming back,
>>345433623
>bob
>not based as fuck
Why do you whine about games you don't play, OP?
>>345443474
America never gets any cool shit. Enjoy your German privilege. I didn't even know that existed. I have to go with the Italian Herbs and cheese if I want a fun bread.
>>345443670
most american's dont have the palette for things they might deem too "fancy".
>>345443474
>they don't have sesame bread
ahahaha
I'll never take shit from Americans ever again, not even for "muh refugees"
>>345443670
I'm Russian we have sesame bread in subway as well. Maybe the one near you doesn't have it, check others.
>>345443670
>I have to go with the Italian Herbs and cheese if I want a fun bread.
Fucking this, it's always herb and cheese or plain ass bread
>>345443987
Flatbread is for the man with discerning tastes.
>start up tekken tag 2
>never played online
>enter online passLOL
>actually find matches
well shit time to hit training mode and get that muscle memory back, time to play some Tekken tag 2 online to get ready for Tekken 7
>>345433623
You don't understand. In America there are so many obese people that being fat is considered normal. Most Americans are blind to the grotesque sight of a fat person by now. Just look at the thickfags on /v/: they probably live un rural areas were all the available women are fat, and so out of necessity their minds have created sexual fixations for lard.
You say is offensive to Americans, but there is nothing for them to be offended by. Bob looks completely normal and mainstream.
>>345441593
But they do have a black guy in the game, they had two in the past anon but they both got the boot for chocolate women.
>>345443821
It's fucking Sesame, it's not even fancy. I can deal with everything thats wrong with America. Cops and Blacks are getting shot every week, Trump existing, Hilary being the only other option,, tumblrfags, all of that, I can deal, but this has gone too fucking far when Subway isn't reaching its potential. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
>>345443670
There's also some weird shit overseas like KFC in New Zealand getting chunky-cut fries instead of shoestring
>>345444509
That's nothing new actually. KFC has always had the Wedges over here. Considering everywhere else has traditional fries, I'm okay with this. They're damn good.
>>345440882
Are those green dreads
I just wanna fuck Josie
>>345433623
>well rounded
>>345433623
>4chan
>yells "niggers", "faggots" and "kikes" every other post
>someone makes fun back
>"W-why you gotta be so mean?"
>>345444509
>>345444645
in my country all the western fastfood like KFC, Burger King, McDonalds and Wendys serves rice with their chicken.
>>345440882
I... kinda like her actually. Might try out when the game releases in 2022 (early 2017 my ass)
>>345441593
>being this obsessed with black dick
Holy shit you faggots cannot go a day without mentioning wanting black dick in your mouth.
>Tekken 7 Bob thread
>Turns into a fast food discussion.
Makes sense.
>Harada replaces token nigger man with tits and ass
Based
>>345440882
I liked the tiddie physics.
>>345441210
tag 2 came out 12 years after tag1
>tfw have to wait util 2024 to play as alex
>>345445282
did you like fat physic on Bob as well?
>>345445345
TxSF anon not all hope is lostassuming that game even releases before 2019 anyways
>>345445392
I do not.
Bob is actually pretty based. His gimmick is played a bit for laughs, but he's not a joke character.
Rufus however is 0% serious. He's a fat jiggly slob who never shuts up about Ken.
>>345445523
>Tekken 6
>Bob is top tier
>SF4
>rufus is top tier (thanks to Jwong)
fat characters haven't been jokes for quite a while.
>Kids dont know Sammo Hung
>>345445426
It all depends on T7 success. If it bombs TxSF is eternally on hold.
>>345433967
>lost Blade
>Get brown waifu instead
It's a good trade off.
>>345444382
>Trump existing
>he doesn't want to make america great again
>>345446006
I agree.
>>345446006
>His choice for VP is a guy who dosen't belive that smoking is harmful
Is my nigga Miguel in?
>>345444382
>>345446006
>>345446136
>>345446208
deported
>>345433972
just like whale girls if they decided to lose weight
>>345447008
No. Whale girls are just nasty no matter what.
>>345444823
Are you a Malaysian?
>>345445148
You forgot /pol/ discussion, pal.
>>345433967
hope this bitch atleast has a decent move set then
im no tekken fan but i love to play as raven
>>345444509
Wait, American's dont have chunky fries at KFC? I weep for you. Does Hungry Ja-I mean, Burger King have the new chips at least?
>>345448218
>Wait, American's dont have chunky fries at KFC?
The Wedges? Guess they're just named different overseas?
>>345446006
fuck off kikelover
>>345448035
Trailers pretty much indicates she's going to be a total clone of him.
I fucking love fat-as-fuck characters that for reasons that defy logic are physical power houses that can go murder-mode. Even if they're caricatures of Americans or whatever, these characters are fucking hilarious to me.
>>345433623
Is that Ken Masters?
BRING HER BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcDvld2MIeE
>>345433967
Tekken lover here.
NOBODY cares about Raven.
>>345443474
>buying American franchise shit in germany
>not going to an authentic deli
Enjoy the ham m8, I hear it comes all the way from the black forest.
>lel
>>345440882
>those slutpockets
>>345433623
Sweet, I Always wanted to play as Dan Schneider.
>>345433623
>big fat guy
>is always one of the fastest characters with crazy physics defying shit
Feng Wei?
>>345433967
Nobody really cared about raven and he wasn't iconic enough for being mash friendly like eddy so >>345440454
Maybe he can share the select box with her?
>>345441217
Americans became fat and stupid instead of proud and strong?
>>345433623
>le fast fat guy fightan game character
This meme is stale and the characters are almost always overpowered.
>>345454230
thankfully that character debuted 10 years ago
>>345455171
>was about to call bullshit
>Tekken 6 Release Date: November 26, 2007
Where does the fucking time go? Literally came out right before Rufus.
What does Yoshimitsu look like in this game?
>>345455738
tentacles out his ass
>>345455738
The best. Anybody thinking otherwise is a soulcaliburfag.
>>345433967
I like the idea that your basically playing as Raven's Boss
>>345455738
cyber ninja cthulhu
>>345443589
Kunimitsu is dead, dude.
Just let it go and wait for Tag 3
Why do you take it so personally?
I don´t give a shit that Harada made the German Tekken Character a reverse trap, so you should not mind the little joke, too.
>>345456953
Some T7 characters have managed to cause international butthurt, it's great.
REMOVE CHLOE
>>345433967
Yeah, I don't care about Wesley Snipes
Gimme the ninja booty
>>345457110
I hope they rerelease Tekken 1 to 6 with Lucky Chloe (AKA Best Girl) in them.
>>345435336
>bob is a fat white guy
>rufus is a morbidly obese white guy and also a weeaboo
>there are no black males left in tekken
did /pol/ get to haruhi?
Whats the best non-tag ps2 tekken. 6 or 5?
>>345457459
6 is a PS3 game, get 5
>>345457110
Don't worry. Harada promised she won't be in American version.
>>345433623
obesity is usually a reflection of a lavish lifestyle and a prosperous country. it acts as a testament to the fact that america is the best country to live in.
I see bob as a compliment rather than an insult
>>345449734
They're sleeping on her
>>345457459______4
>>345457685
5 emulates like shit. It gets black bars if you go above native resolution
>>345457776
I really hope he doesnt do that to us
Thats just not fair
>>345458035
That's true for many namco games
Americans are the laughing stock of Europe and Japan.
>>345457783
That's why Mexicans are the fattest people in the world right ? Must be all that wealth trickling down.
>>345458014
Another tekken game ruined by tag faggotry, no thanks
>>345457783
Does that mean mexico is an even better country?
>>345441986
>a half gallon of ice cream and two subway sandwiches
holy shit
>>345457685
>>345457459
play tag. or T4. 5.0 is shit.
If you want to emulate stuff, emulate Dark Resurrection on PSP.
>>345440882
God I hope Japan doesn't ignore her in porn like Lisa from DoA
>>345458350
Don't worry, he has a subway and already had a diet coke
>>345458368
Fuck tag, tag is what ruined tekken series. Im glad 7 trashes it
>>345458393
>tekken
>porn
You'd be lucky to find several LilixAsuka pics. Tekken doesn't have rule34, at least with women, boy there are a lot of King porn.
>>345441986
Seeing Jonah fat again makes me sad, he was doing so well losing weight for a while there.
>>345458524
Josie debuted in March of last year, and it took her over a year to get a paizuri image.
>>345458135
>tag faggotry
Underrated.
I don't want to bring friends.
>>345442167
I wonder if Master Raven hates Yoshimitsu like regular Raven does.
>>345442889
>tekken's main competitor already has a hulk hogan clone
Bass in DoA?
>>345459847
she might, she seems to have 0 personality judging by the trailer.
>>345445226
I'm still pulling for Bruce.
>>345446461
TBA Anon. I'm hoping he's in, he was the only newcomer from 6 I liked.
>>345458524
That is really a shame that Tekken has so few fanart in general.
>>345460525
well, no one gives a fuck about it.
Artists tend to draw shit that sells, and there's no market for Tekken.
>>345433967
Good
>>345433967
I hope she has beef with Dragunov.
>>345433623
If fucking Bob and Raven (in a way) are returning then there's no fucking way Anna, Christie, Lei, Julia, Miguel and Lee aren't. That's what I keep telling myself anyway
>>345440882
she needs armored high heels
Will they reveal how Bob put the weight back on? He lost all of it at the end of Tekken 6.
>>345460073
It'll be interesting to see if the entire organization dislikes the Manji clan, or if it was a personal grudge Raven held against Manji-style Ninjutsu.
>>345441653
Raven then
>Wesley Snipes
Raven now
>NOT wesley snipes
Seems better baka pal
>>345460974
>Bob's Tekken 6 ending
>Cannon
The only ending that's cannon is Jin's or that games protagonist. I think it was Lars.
>>345460702
>there's no market for Tekken.
You know that's bullshit.
>>345440561
I know who I'd main
>>345461917
Tekken girls aren't sexualized nearly as much as other fighting game girls. Combined with the fact that only Asuka and Lili are pushed, it's clear why there isn't much stuff. Josie's been around longer than USS Iowa but just check out their gelbooru numbers, it's a joke.
>>345462082
>Tekken girls aren't sexualized nearly as much as other fighting game girls
Aye, and what a shame that is
>>345462082
Boatsluts are all the rage in nipland, so its not a fair comparison
>>345462632
It's just an expression of the lack of popularity. Nips don't draw Tekken, and the ones that do are really bad artists, that's really it.
>>345462397
>>345462082
I dunno, some are pretty sexualized if you ask me.
>>345461156
T6 breaks the tradition. Story Mode is canon. Everything else is pick and chose.
>>345462082
>>345462801
Do you guys even know the difference between sexualized and sexy?
>>345463060
Tekken girls are sexy, not sexualized.
>>345444815
Lol this
>>345462801
I see chicks wearing shit like that all the time
>>345463060
Sexualized is when it makes you feel insecure about yourself, right?
>>345461917
it's not even about sexualization. Check SF numbers on Evo and then Tekken numbers, SF had 7 times more views + ESPN. And check post EVO thread, it's all SF and some Smash with several GG players. Same with Fighting general, what's more it's the same with Reddit and other social media. people don't talk about Tekken.
Tekken just sells, it doesn't have some devoted demographic willing to pay commissions to some dude, or lurk internet trying to find some obscure mention of his favourite fighting game. Tekken fans just buy games and play them. It's not a social\cultural phenomenon or "cult classic" or whatever, it's a fighting game series.
First day tittymcgee was announce for SF there were several cosplayers upvoted\posted\retweeted constantly, there are Tekken cosplayers out there, some of them are really good, but no one cares. Same with fanart. People seek attention and Tekken doesn't bring it.
>>345460859
You have excellent taste.
