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>>345432246
>Wasting your money on piss
Ayyy. I don't even play pokemon but it's funny that these men are triggered enough to think that the sign is going to bring them business.
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I'm SURE this will get him customers.
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>tumblr
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>>345432384
>4chan
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>>345432246
When did people start thinking it was a smart idea to try to insult people into buying their shit.
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Is he selling piss?
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>>345432246
Why would anyone want to buy piss?
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>pee fetishists are allowed to operate their degeneracy
This has to be in san francisco or something cause what the fuck
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>>345432246
>reposting from tumblr
nice meme op.
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>>345432246
EDGY
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>Oh man this guy just told me to get a life I'd better give him my money
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>>345432445
why would you not want to buy piss
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>>345432246

Why does that look edited? Anyway, it is always funny to see normies not getting the new trends.
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>>345432570
You can make it easily.
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I don't get it. Is piss a slang for some grown-up consumable product? Are they trying to make fun of people who rag on pokemon go players? What do they mean by this?
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>>345432323
>these men are triggered enough to think that the sign is going to bring them business
That sentence doesn't make sense anon
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Wait hold the fuck on.
They have a piss fetish bar and they call Pokéfags degenerates?
How does a pissing club even garner enough income to stay open.
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>>345432592
or you can buy some more
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>>345432246
>He's_right_you_know.dll
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>>345432631
>>345432479
>>345432445
>>345432439
Are these posts satirical?
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>>345432618
Beer. They all taste like piss
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>>345432246
I'm assuming PISS is being used as slang for beer?
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>>345432737
>>345432719

What a weird fucking thing to do.
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>>345432737

I think they are implying that you get inside, drink beer, and get a free place to piss that beer.

What do you expect from someone whom gets butt frustrated by a mobile game.
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>Lol XD youre an adult and play pokemon xd what a loser!!!!1111!
>Censors the word fucker
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>>345432824
i like the piss one better lets stick with that and assume they are selling actual piss
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>>345432246
>F#cker
Is swearing illegal here or something?
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>>345432824
I still won't go into that bar because they were making fun of me playing Pokemon.
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>>345432824
That Pikachu is pretty cute though.
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I wonder how insulting his potential customers is gonna work out for him
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>Sitting around getting drunk all day is the same as having a life.
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>Lol what losers
>Get a life
>How about drink a mature drink for mature people such as myself
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>>345433090

some people can take a fucking joke, so probably they'll be just fine.
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>>345433090
maybe he doesn't want faggots and neckbeards in his bar
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>>345432824
for someone so 'angry' about pokemon go, that pikachu is quite detailed.
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>>345433101
It is for me.
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>>345433101

Normies, they think that hanging around with people you don't like, doing things you don't enjoy, and pretending to be happy is the definition of a meaningful life.
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>>345433164
>>345433101
>>345433090
It's good to see some fellow redditors over here on the /V/ with me.
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>>345432246
dude alcohol lmao
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>>345432246
What did he mean by thiss?
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>>345433284
t. owner of bar
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>>345432824
I'm sure it'll reflect well to their sales.

Also, >>345433192 this.
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>>345432670
Ingenious
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>>345432717
You should off yourself?
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>>345433463
That's not a question.
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>>345432323
but anon, theyre not triggered. Its really you
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>>345433280
Glad to see there are free thinkers like me.
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>>345432246
>The butthurt
>THE FUCKING BUTTHURT
It's glorious. I love it.
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>>345432246
>Be one of the first people to play Ingress
>Have fun taking pictures and creating portals
>Responsible for pretty much 30% of Dallas downtown
>Pokemon go uses ingress portals
>Most of teh businesses around my portals are super fucking angry about it

I just wanted people to enjoy ingress
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>DUDE BEER LMAO
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>>345433551
>to anyone who is over 20 years of age and plays Pokémon

Maybe not the owners but the poster sounds pretty passive aggressive about it.
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>>345432246
>Literally "Stop liking what I don't like!"
>Mature behavior
Ok.
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>>345432824
>>345432246
That's not how aggressive marketing works.
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>>345433558
>He doesn't drink because he enjoys it
>He doesn't know anything about beer
>Because he only drinks cause he is 'supposed to" as of 21
>To validate himself as an adult he drinks whatever is in front of him
>He doens't even drink to socialize with people he likes
>It's merely become an addiction
>Now he drinks alone whenever he can because he can't help himself

Nothing wrong with beer, but maybe you should examine why you do it.
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>>345433531
Back the fuck off?!
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>>345432246

Rekt
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the idea that playing games for children but getting drunk and hunting for poon superficially makes you an adult is a frightening application of logic
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>>345434043
I already acknowledged your gentlemanly status, no need for more.
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>>345434087

Reminder that famous Smash player Hyuga did just that.
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>>345434151
>Anyone who says beer is fine as long as you don't turn in to an alcoholic is le tip hat man

Get out of here you great big faggot.
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>>345432246
>love pokemon
>bought literally every main series game
>bought most of the side games
>watched literally every anime episode and movie
>play it semi competitively
>gate pokemon go
>angry at normies stealing my hobby
>they haven't even played a game past the first or second gen
>they think new pokemon designs or names are shit when every gen has good and bad designs, and good and bad names
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>>345434258
-2 tips for swearing
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aahaha epic so grown up :)
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>>345434372
>>play it semi competitively

I always wondered how this works.

How do you even play it competitively? Are there pokemon tournaments?
I stopped playing after Gen 3, is Pokemon always online now?
If not, how does the competitive pokemon scene defend itself from cheater?
Can I just cheat myself 100% perfect IV shiny pokemon and enter the competitive scene with it?
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>>345434810
>no real response or rebuttal

That's just prime.
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>>345432246
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>>345434863
not an argument
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>>345432246
>>345433192
>>345432824
It's not even chalk writing, it was edited, probably on a computer.
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>>345432246
Is that a Foster's bar?
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>>345432824
>F#cker

If someone is so cowardly that he can't even spell out "Fucker" he should probably not mock anyone. Not even Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself retards.
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>>345434859
>Are there pokemon tournaments?
yeah there are world championships

>is Pokemon always online now?
no, you can play against a friend locally, you can connect to get matched internationally.

>Can I just cheat myself 100% perfect IV shiny pokemon and enter the competitive scene with it?
yes you can, you just don't have to hack in some impossible shit and you're alright, is not that hard to get perfect shit legally just takes a ton of time and autism.
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>>345432246
>i play pokemon go
>im not a normie ex dee
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>>345434859
You can either use a simulator or on cart.
http://pokemonshowdown.com/ for the simulator, it has tiers and custom rules though.

There's also a semi-annual thing that nintendo does which is on-cart. You go to a place in your nearest city and battle people there, then the winners go to regionals and then nationals and so on.

There's a ruleset and you have to use pokemon that adhere to that for the nintendo events. You can't use level 1 billion things with an illegal moveset but you can, and there was controversy in the past about this, use hacked in pokemon that have completely legal movesets and stat distribution.
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>>345432246
>Normies are now getting bullied for liking videogames and are handling it way worse than your typical nerd

Feels amazing, like cosmic justice
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>people on a video game board embarrassed that they play video games
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>>345435337
I've never seen this many unwashed autismos out in the open since making the mistake of inviting people to play Smash and few other games on the what I thought was small and insular college facebook group.

Should have sticked to hosting Unreal Tournament.
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>Its a popular video game triggers normies episode
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>>345435558
Reread your post and slap yourself.
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>>345435340
>>345435315
So it is literally just a competition between cheated pokemon that all have the perfect or near perfect IV plus nature?

That is pretty disappointing to me desu. Must be cheaters haven though.
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>>345435509
Pokemon GO is barely a videogame
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>>345435635
Huh?
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>>345435708
All popular games are for normies by default.
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>>345435657
Breeding your own perfect IV with the right nature isn't hard, just time consuming.
There's no actually difference between cheated bred pokemon and autismo bred pokemon. No one is going to roll up with parental bond geomancy mewtwo.
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>>345432246
made me chuckle

>>345432824
original is kinda boring, but still
even if I was playing this pokeman stuff, I wouldn't feel insulted
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>>345435820
But where is the fun in autismo breeding or catching the same legendary 1000 times for the perfect IV if a cheater can just do it in 2 minutes?
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>>345435759
And this one has split the normies down the middle.
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if you play video games you're a fucking faggot loser video games ruined my fucking life i fucking hate video games
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>how to trigger pokemon autists, the thread

gj OP
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>>345432246
Do you think there will ever be a day where you can walk into a bar, pay a woman for her piss, and she lets you drink it right from the tap?
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>>345435657
Yes? There's literally no difference between a hacked legal mon and one you spent hours making perfect. In fact, if it's been hacked right you can't tell at all that it's been hacked.
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At least you losers have this board to circle jerk one another in a sad attempt to convince yourselves you're not pathetic menchildren for thinking Pokemon Go is worth any attention at all.
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>>345433090

Jesus fucking christ, this is Ann Arbor.

I live around the corner from this sign.
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>>345432445
It's a thing. If you're a moderately attractive female, you can actually sell it to fetishists for a pretty decent amount of money. Even moreso if you include a video.

If you're willing to take it further, you can make even more with other things.
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>>345433558
*tips fedora*
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the asshurt on both sides is hilarious
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I went to a bar yesterday with a few friends and hunted Pokemon in my city's downtown area. Some guy also gave us a ride in a truck to go after a Blastoise that was nearby.

Pretty fun day, desu.
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>>345435902
Because the repetition for hours followed by completion can make some people happy.
It's not really about the breeding, although there are definitely people who prefer legitmons.
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>>345435902
Where's the fun in cheating if you can soft reset 1,000,000 times for a 31/0/30/31/31/31 shiny HP ice thundurus?
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>>345433090
>>345433165
>>345433176
uh am i retarded or isnt that sign saying 10% off WITH poke go?
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>>345436110
some dumb autist will actually be taken out to the woods and raped because he wanted a fucking pokemon for his phone game lmao
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>>345436136
>soft reset 1,000,000 times for a 31/0/30/31/31/31 shiny HP ice thundurus
You're going to be resetting that many times just for it to be shiny.
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>>345436194
That's pretty hot.
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>>345432246
ill raise the bar and poo poo right on his steps
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>>345436204
Not really, shinies are much more common now, and legendaries have minimum IVs
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>>345432824
>>345432246
But I'm 22 and I want a virtual metal fucker called Aggron.
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>>345436065
I wish I was a girl.
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>>345436321
memes aside they do really good buttitos
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>>345433176
You do know that normies love this shit? That most mobile gamers are 20-year old chicks?
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>>345432246
>so you're over 20 and can't spell "fucker" without censoring it?
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>>345432246
>Contrarian normies who don't like a thing and want to make epic posts about it
simply epic
This game will die eventually, these things are only enjoyable in their peak when theres at least some semblance of a give a shit.

I mean shit, you don't see anyone play Flappy bird or doodle jump anymore.
On top of that you don't get people whining anymore either.
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>>345436194
Good thing that there aren't any woodland for miles near my city.

But there is a Ferris Wheel.
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>>345432246
But you're advertising drinking and wasting money over fitness.

Go to hell you cunt.
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>>345436321
>advertising food with a meme that is commonly associated with poo poo pee pee
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>>345436065
>moderately attractive female
Nah, I've been selling my piss and my jizz on Wal-mart panties with a picture of my sister.
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>>345436485
A bad, advertising drinking! Woah, I wonder why they'd ever do such a thing?
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>>345436693
10/10. Keep up the good work.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2YaaBSiMcs
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>>345436693
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't the case most of the time. I suspect that's why some people pay extra for the video.
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>>345432824
I guarantee that it may as well have been piss anyways
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>>345435902
Some people don't know how to cheat, some people prefer to be 100% legit. Different strokes I guess. The competitive scene is high autism though like the smash scene. Pretty sure a year or two ago some spic representatives had a literal shit flinging contest in a hotel room.
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Its MLP all over again.
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>>345432246
If Pokemon go was a good game with actual training or trading or pvp battling I'd say fuck this guy, but Pokemon go is just a faggot catchemall keep retards busy and drain your battery app.
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>>345436667
>meme that is commonly associated with poo poo pee pee
Oh right it's still summer.
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>tfw you'll live to see humanity plummet straight into the behavioral sink

Pokemon Go is just the harbinger.
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What if I just wanna do what I enjoy rather than Pokemon OR getting drunk on cheap swill?
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>>345432824
>drinking yellow beer
fucking degenerates
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>>345437041
You mean a game that makes unsocial people socialise will cause the people to retreat to their abode and stop socialising?

You might have trouble, unbeautifull one
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>>345437104
Then the sign isn't directed at you, dummy.
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they sound mad
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>>345436667
He's still called "gross frog" in my country
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>>345437007
I've been here for two weeks pal.
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>>345437041
>>345437212
Heh, i mixed my rats experiments. Still,no.
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>people are going out and socializing with friends while getting moderate exercise
>FUCK HUMANITY IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN, WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE DRINKING SHITTY BEERS AT BARS????
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>>345432824
>americans literally can't handle the bants on display.
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>>345437450
No one is saying the socialization aspect is bad. It's bad that it takes a carrot on a stick like Pokemon Go to make it happen, and it is even worse that it is causing fucking mass hysteria at times.
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>>345437729
I'm not saying either is good, i'm saying why is anyone glorifying something even worse
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>>345437724
Is this Kino?
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>>345437450
>people are going out and socializing
They aren't though.
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I don't understand why people think the person who wrote this is upset about Pokemon. It's clearly trying to attract people who are either A) Tired of seeing everyone going around playing it, or B) Think Pokemon is for children and they can assert their manliness by drinking at this bar.

Besides, it's not like Pokemon Go players are going to go to a bar to drink. They'd be off to catch a Vulpix before the bartender could even finish mixing their Mojito.
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>>345432824
>if you go outside and play pokemon go with friends, you don't have a life
>if you sit in a building and buy overpriced alcohol with friends, then you have a life
Explain.
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>>345438093
there was a article written about it recently and posted
basically economically apps like pokemon go completely rape local businesses and they make passive aggressive signs like that to try to stay relevant meanwhile they literally have no business
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>>345438093
You're socializing with one of these activities. Hint: it's not the one where you walk around aimlessly with a phone.
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>>345438093
>with friends
>with friends
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>>345438223
>an app that encourages 20 somethings with smarkphones to go for walks as opposed to staying in one place

That isn't raping any businesses, besides there is probably a pokestop nearbye. If the owner invested in a lure, he'd have free business.
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>>345432824
>WHY ARE PEOPLE HAVING FUN WITH A FREE THING THAT GETS THEM WALKING AROUND?! WHY WON'T THEY WASTE THEIR MONEY ON BECOMING AN ALCOHOLIC FUCKING KIDS!!!!

These people should be culled.
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>>345438294
1, if you're doing it with friends and not socializing, you just might be a third wheel and your "friends" don't actually like you.
2, the sort of people that drink "socially" aren't the sort of people I want to spend time with
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>>345438420
>>345438223
this. businesses complaining that people visit it are retarded. ok so only 5% of people playing Go buy something.

guess what?

that's 5% more sales that you wouldn't have had.
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>>345438294
People do both activities socializing or alone.
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>>345438420
>person walks in
>loiters in the store with their nose in their phone
>walks out without buying any propane or propane accessories
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>>345438438
It's a bar, of course they want people to come in and drink, and they're discouraging people who are out exercising while playing Go from coming in and drinking.

I fail to see the problem here.
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>>345438465
>2, the sort of people that drink "socially" aren't the sort of people I want to spend time with
I'm sure you came to that conclusion about them before they did about you.
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>>345437450
"socializing" is a wholly useless activity
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>>345438656
/r9k/ please leave.
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>Live the normie life and go to a bar on Friday for the first time in months.
>Drunken father and daughter (no seriously) pick a fight with me over how I don't deserve my girlfriend.

Go outside they said.
It'll be fun they said.
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>>345438564
Something tells me that kid wasn't a lost propane/propane accessory sale, if anything he was making your place look more busy even if that boy ain't right
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>>345432246
>Incorrect and inconsistent use of lowercase with uppercase

What A ReTarD.
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>>345438223
Local businesses downtown has been doing pretty well here thanks to the abundance of stops. I think a few are even doing some small discounts for pokemon players.
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>>345437729
>No one is saying the socialization aspect is bad. It's bad that it takes a carrot on a stick like hiking to make it happen, and it is even worse that it is causing fucking mass hysteria at times.
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>waaah i have people coming to my local business instead of them just going to chains
are these people fucking stupid?
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>>345432438
John Romero, bitch, etc.
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>two cursive f's
>when the whole sign is in print
>when every other f is capital

This honestly pisses me off a bit
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>>345432436
>tumblr
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>>345438909
you mean it beers you off?
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>>345432246
It's quite clever, actually.
They are assuming that the people who play don't like to drink, which is probably true.
Then, the rest of us who just get annoyed at retards wandering around like they are really hunting, while they get in the way of everyone else, might identify with that sign and walk straight in saying "What is wrong with those people, right?"

Unless you don't drink as well.
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>>345432246
>PISS
why would I want that
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>>345432246
MANCHILDREN BTFO
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>>345438909
What about how every time an "a" is within a word it writes a capital a?
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>can't check my phone in public because everyone will think that i play pokemons
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>>345438093
>if you go outside and play pokemon go with other manchildren, you don't have a life

Fixed.
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>>345432246
>Not doing a bar crawl while chasing after pikachus.

It's like these people hate fun.
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>>345438438
The fact that those virgins need a videogame to have a reason to walk around is already enough reason to laugh at them.

>>345437450
No, they are not.
The people playing this game are 20 year old fat tumblrinas, nu-males and manchildren who won't meet each other again.
Plus, walking is only considered an exercise if you are 70.
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>>345437450
>walking
>exercise
You do that everyday anyway, and if you don't, you should stay in your basement.
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>>345432246
>stop doing something just because its popular!
>get a life and drink alcohol instead!
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>>345439170
What's the difference between situations then?
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>>345439257
(you)
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>>345432824
>>345432246

DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO, ONLY THE COOL KIDS DRINK EM
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>>345432246
Wow, nice way to making sure not having customers.

>le pikachu
That's what people who don't know shit about pokemon think about pokemon


nice edit though
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>>345432246
>average 'mature' 'gamer'
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>>345435657
I wholly blame Nintendo for this shit.
>keeping fucking IVs in the game
Who the FUCK thought this was a good idea
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what if i drink and play pokemon?
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>>345432824
>go inside the bar
>only drink water
>while playing pokemon go
>piss off the owner
XD lolz were have
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>>345439761
Then you are welcome.
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>>345435657
>>345439720
Wait are people talking about Go or the main series now? Because I'm pretty sure there is no breeding or IVs in Go.
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>>345433165
hahaha it just a joke dude... just a prank...

kill yourself.

insulting your costumers never works even if its meant as a joke. its a fact
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>>345432824
>>345432246
Seems to be working, judging by the amount of empty seats in the picture.
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Anyone else have that friend who won't do anything unless beer or weed is involved? seriously the most boring people. Last thing I need is one of them having some superiority complex about how adult their escapism is.
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>>345432246
>Come inside for a the real yellow stuff
>Piss
Fucking faggots are such degenerates.
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>>345439603
t. friendless NEET
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>>345439848
It's not insulting customers. They're not customers until they've purchased something.

Also, no need to get triggered so hard by someone insulting your silly Pokemon catching simulator.
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>>345432246

I see this shit all the time, it's people basically proclaiming to the world "i'm old and past it."
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Someone explain to me how sitting in a dark bar with other depressed man drinking overpriced alcohol is a better life choice
then walking around and catching pokemon maybe talking to some other trainers you meet on the way etc.
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>>345439870
Not, but I have one like you who thinks he's superior to the rest because he's always in a serious-at-best mood and doesn't drink.
Thankfully he fucked off and now stays at home all day.
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>>345432246
Only children and pedophiles play pokemon
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>>345438842
When the fuck has hiking caused people to swarm an area in droves and endangered traffic?
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screencapped this entire thread to post on r/cringe
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>>345439915
This, OLD PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT POKEMON GO MEANS, IT ALLOWS ME TO EXPRESS ALL MY REPRESSED FEELINGS.
FUCK YOU, IM GOING TO GO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK AND GREEN DAY
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>>345439897
Not him, but you don't need to drink to have friends.
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>>345439995
You could do that with any Pokemon Go thread.
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>>345432246
>I heard this new thing that is very popular
>How can I make sure my business can profit from people who use this new thing?
>I know! I will verbally belittle them!

now this is a business model that takes balls, or lack of brains.
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>>345439963
And pedo children.
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>>345439946
Because drinking alcohol and losing control over yourself to escape from your pathetic slavery of a life is more mature than doing something because you actually have fun doing it.
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>>345432246
>thinking drinking alcohol is any better than playing pokemon
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>>345440054
>FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
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>>345440084
>losing control over yourself
how much do you drink? You can have self control you know.
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It's hilarious watching faggots on both sides of this shit
On one side you have millennial faggots who only have nostalgia to look forward to since the outlook of the economy and Nintendo as a whole are not great and the most happy they've been is when they were in the 90s, so they'll gladly download a skinner box app in the hopes of reliving their childhood fantasies in a desperate attempt at happiness
On the other side you have jaded bitter faggots who would rather be condescending and talk down to the nostalgia children instead of cheaply pandering to their interests to make a few quick bucks or even attempting to get to know these people by trying out a free app
I'm not even trying to be a "EVERYONE ON BOTH SIDES IS DUMB WHILE I'M SMART ON THE FENCE" faggot, it's just that Pokemon doesn't appeal to me and old condescending fuckers can suck my dick
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>>345440002

you're showing us that you're past it, m80.

the only correct response if you don't like it is indifference.
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>>345440131
You wouldn't be going to a bar if you trying to actually enjoy what you are drinking.
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>>345432246
>.
I don't like this meme
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>>345432582
>it is always funny to see normies not getting the new trends.

What are you talkin about? "Getting the new trends" is pretty much the main requirement for being a "normie".
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>don't exercise and have fun
>come and do drugs instead

Normie mindset in a nutshell.
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>>345440169
This.
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>>345432824
>Yellow Beer

Bet that faggot owner doesn't have any stouts. I prefer the black stuff.
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>>345440169
>I'm not even trying to be a "EVERYONE ON BOTH SIDES IS DUMB WHILE I'M SMART ON THE FENCE" faggot
You're doing it anyway.
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>>345440131
>go to a bar
>and not getting drunk

what is wrong with you anon? you might as well not go to the bar then and stay home playing pokemon go
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>>345437729
What's an acceptable reason to socialize or walk, then? Poon? Religion? Shopping?
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>>345440115

Fuck this is still the funniest godamn thing ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIFsVvDZA8U
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>staying in work camp
>cook plays Pokemon Go
>tells me that if you name your Evee Sparky then it'll evolve into a Jolteon 100% without fail

Is that true? Or is this elementary school all over again?
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>>345439113
its not even every time. Sometimes its a, sometimes its A.

Its all fucking over the place.
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>>345440230
going to a bar is group activity, you go there to have fun with friends.

some people like to make drink and they do them home that is fine too but end result is not to get drunk but to bond with friends.
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>>345440241
inb4 tards try to say that alcohol isn't a drug
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>>345440374
It's true. But only once. Sparky for Jolteon, Pyro for Flareon and Rainer for Vaporeon.
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>>345440303
You wanna enjoy the app or not, that's fine, there are plenty of people on all sides of the spectrum who don't fall into the two categories I described, hence calling them "faggots" and not "people"
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>>345440230
You don't go to a bar to drink, but to spend time with your friends or family.
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>>345440240
You don't automatically get all new trends you dip, not everyone is the same.
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>>345440517
I can spend time with friends and family at home, thus negating the purpose of a bar.

Try again.
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>>345440550
Pure, logical thoughts have never made anyone happy.
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>>345440325
Exercise? What kind of question is that?
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>>345440517
Why on earth would I spend my family/friends time in some grimy bar with literal signs (OP pic) telling us to fuck right off?
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>>345440550
Some people enjoy going out and doing things, rather than sitting at home. It's just a matter of personal preference.
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>>345439170
But everyone is playing it, even normies.
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>>345440617
Walking isn't exercise.
Exercise is deliberately raising your heartrate to at least 150% of its rest rate for a prolonged period.
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>>345440550
This. Best times with the family are at home, pool, or the park. If i wanted to spend money, then we'd go on vacation, not a bar.
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>>345440673
''lolimsuchanerdxD'' manchildren are playing it.
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>>345440693
And some people like going to bars. What's your point?
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>>345440665
>going out and doing things
>sitting in a dark room at a small table where you can barely hear each other over the noise and sucking on one beer the whole night
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>>345440617
>walking and grouping up for pokemon is bad
>is it bad to walk and group up for poon?
>is it bad to walk and group up for religion?
>is it bad to walk and group up for shopping?

Why exactly is Pokemon GO an issue when people have been running after carrots for ages, anyway?
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>train twice a day 5 days a week mma
>get a steak and vegetables from local pub every wednesday night as a treat
>order jug of water last week after ordering meal, new bartender asks me while laughing 'why dont you get a real mans drink'
>fight breaks out in other section of pub as he says this
>run around and restrain the aggressor until cops arrive
>bartender and manager offer me free 'piss' on the house and can't stop talking about it
>tell them real men drink water

fuck alcohol it's all well and good in moderation but too many fuckwits can't control themselves on it
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>>345432582
It was probably some shitty redditor trying to be OMG LE FUN XD. Thing that start with "So" is pretty much 100% guaranteed reddit shit.
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>>345440737
Nope, it's normies.
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>>345432246
>implying I don't get drunk and stumble around town chasing these fuckers
Way more fun than playing a childrens game sober
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>>345440737
LOL what a fag propably looks at planetsss
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>>345440765
Most people who go to bars socially don't sit at the bar drinking all night. They get a bit tipsy and go out and have fun doing other things.

People who stay in bars sipping beer the whole night are usually either depressed, alcoholic or trying to avoid their wife. Perhaps a combination of any of the three.
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>>345440754
I think the original point was about how going to a bar is better than walking around and playing pokemon go.
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>>345440665
>going out and doing things
>sitting around in some overpriced club with shitty music, sticky floors and smelly drunks
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>>345432246
>they had to censor fuck
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>>345432246
>lol games are for kids get a life lmao
why are normies so fucking retarded?
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>>345440859
>I go to bars so I can leave the bar and do something else

Mate make up your mind.
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>>345440772
Just wait for another generation change and it will be as normal as watching TV.
You can bet people were angry about it either when it was first invented.
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>>345434372
>>angry at normies stealing my hobby
Do you seriously think Pokemon itself wasn't casual shit for normies?
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>>345440910
Yes, that's what people tend to do on nights out. Have you never gone out for a night on the town with friends?
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>>345440857
but those people love neil de greasy tyson chicken
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>>345440910
>barfags
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>>345436173
They responded to the post, not the posted picture. The picture was there as a contrast to OPs. You might be slightly retarded. ;)
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