For all the PC most-turd race chucklefucks wondering if they should get a PS4 just for Bloodborne, DON'T.
It SUCKS. I played through the entire game and it was a very bad experience.
Here are my criticisms
Broken-up world feel of DS2 (which really goes back to Demons Souls, I know), everything feels disconnected and lacks continuity therefore narrative
Shitty, I mean SHITTY bosses. The only time I had even a slight amount of trouble was Rom the Vacuous Spider and even then all it took was some Bolt Paper and a few good whacks to the ribs
it's SHORT. It felt like 1/4 the size of Dark Souls.
Nothing new under the sun, i.e. they didn't really put anything new into this other than the Chalice Dungeon crap, everything else was a rehash of Souls (not necessarily bad since Souls is actually a decent series)
Fucking EASY, ridiculously huge parry window makes most enemies and, hilariously, bosses fuck-easy to parry.
Bugs, I fell through the ground multiple times (this is on the 1.09 patch)
Weapons that mostly behave the same, and are just variations on the Dark Souls Longsword or Greatsword
No NPCs that make you care enough to want to bother with them, unlike Souls where you have some nice NPC storylines
Graphics are the only nice thing about this game, but even then they are mostly grimdark shit, without much variation and gets boring fast, there are no Shrines of Amana or Dukes Archives here
SHITTY lore, some crap about a healing church and some faggot called Laurence, didn't really interest me at all
DON'T BELIEVE THE PS4CUNT HYPE, THEY ARE ONLY DOING IT TO BAIT AND TROLL YOU,
LITERALLY NOTHING TO SEE, MOVE ALONG: THE GAME
now watch the 'this is bait', baitfishimage, never ever replies roll in, there's one thing about ps4turds, they are predictable as fuck.
Oh and I do actually own the game, I'll timestamp my copy/my NG+ faggot sword if you like.
cool
If you ignore the parts where OP implicitly compliments himself this is actually a pretty accurate list.
Would also say that regressing to DeS's healing item system was a bad decision.
>Broken-up world feel of DS2 (which really goes back to Demons Souls, I know), everything feels disconnected and lacks continuity therefore narrative
Stopped reading there.
Bloodborne has some of the best level design in recent memory. You clearly don't know shit about good game design.
pc + ps4 here
bloodborne is subjectively the best souls game created, also at times being the hardest
Hi.
One thing I forgot to mention is how the game doesn't give the player this urgent need to achieve something, you always had a sense of purpose in DS1/2/3, in this, you're just some faggot on a hunt. Boring and uninvolving.
>>345431593
Yeah like Byrgenwerth and the Study Hall, right? Oh and don't forget the incoherent mess that's the Nightmare Frontier. Great level design my ass.
>>345431598
>being the hardest
Even Demon's Souls was harder. BB has a ridick easy parry window, you can parry the whole fucking game half-asleep.
>>345431705
Woah, hey there.
>>345431705
>Oh and I do actually own the game, I'll timestamp my copy/my NG+ faggot sword if you like.
Okay, go for it.
test
>>345431838
>you're just some faggot on a hunt. Boring and uninvolving.
lmao did you even get past Rom as you're claiming?
>Even Demon's Souls was harder. BB has a ridick easy parry window, you can parry the whole fucking game half-asleep.
yes but it's also the fastest souls game yet and BIG SURPRISE not every boss can be parried, try fighting Laurence
>Yeah like Byrgenwerth and the Study Hall, right? Oh and don't forget the incoherent mess that's the Nightmare Frontier. Great level design my ass.
nice cherrypicking
also holy shit what a dedicated false-flag lmao
Get good.
>>345432067
>>345431297
>A critically acclaimed game is bad because i say so and only nitpick evry single element and only focus on the bad.
>And everyone who likes is it just doing it to bait you.
>>345432193
I finished it though. I raped that old wheelchair faggot and became the new wheelchair faggot.
>>345432121
>bbretard doesn't understand what false flag means but uses it anyway
Kys my child ;^)
>>345431593
souls casual here. got so fucking lost in this game and gave up because I didnt know where to go and dont want to use guides. this is SHIT level design and if you disagree youre a pscuck just fanboying the game
>>345432287
>critically acclaimed
>then says critically analyzing bad points in the game is bad
what critics you read are a sham and arent critical enough to live up to their title as critics.
>>345432287
Another retard using a phrase he doesn't quite understand. Noticing a pattern here. Maybe BBturds just don't understand they're playing and need to justify their buttlicking of From.
>>345432334
better not adress what he said about the game content because he misused one term :^DDDDD
>>345431297
Nice NG+ post m8 :^) Maybe practice some more then come back and post again
>>345431297
>Broken-up world feel of DS2 (which really goes back to Demons Souls, I know), everything feels disconnected and lacks continuity therefore narrative
90% of the game takes place in one city. It's literally the opposite of what you said. Every single area basically looks the same, which I don't see as a bad thing. It makes the city feel large, like the castles in Castlevania; I EXPECT them to look the same.
>>345431297
>The weapons mostly behave the same
There are only 3 weapons int he game that are exactly the same bitch boy that shows me that you didn't even get anywhere.
DS 3 has literally less weapon variation.
>>345432507
he didn't make any decent points otherwise I might have
>>345432540
>>345431297
>baitfishimage
you're late
>>345432254
Ha ha, you wasted a ton of cash on a console for one game! Idiot! Moron! King of all cucks!
>>345432509
Not sure what you mean. I have finished the damn game. I posted my copy already. I'll have to fire up the PS4 and get the pic of the faggot sword I guess.
What does that prove anyway? Any retard could finish this lame-ass pseudo-hard game.
>>345431297
>has trouble with Rom the Vacuous Spider
>think his opinion matters
lul keep summoning and read guides.
>>345432729
Not really, I bought it because I wanted to play DS3 and TLG and Nier 2 and Nioh and FFXV and tonnes of other good shit.
I bought it 2nd hand and Bloodborne came with the machine so I thought why not.
Now go pick up your wife's son from the nursery.
Do it turn you on? Getting on the 4chan and telling lies?
>>345432806
Nope, soloed it, don't even have PSN+. You're mad as fuck and want to believe that BB is hard, I can tell. But you're not fooling anyone except gullible Fromsheep like yourself.
>>345432770
hue hue guys here's my copy of Blood Borne I just bought too xD that means I bought and beat the game, right? Hold on let me go find a screen shot online of some NG+ file
>>345432845
DS3 is already on PC idiot, you're shooting your bait in the foot.
>>345432907
God, those New Zealand classification stickers are the fucking worst.
>>345432907
really anon, you think I couldn't beat such an easy fucking game? okay I'm getting the screenshot of the ng+ sword and fuck you for making me do this.
>>345432892
Why did you play through it if the game is so easy and shit?
>>345432942
I don't have a good PC though, retard. It's easier to just buy a console when there are other games I want on it anyway, dumbfuck.
>>345432892
>I can tell
>>345432962
No one cares about your opinion on Blood Borne and your attempts to prove that you've bought the game / beat it.
>>345431297
sorry, i already did
best game i've played in a while
tfw bought a PS4 just for bloodborne and didn't regret it
>>345432956
No kidding. America is the only country with good aesthetics physicals
>>345431501
Honestly my biggest problem was the build diversity. In the Souls series, I loved heavy shields, so seeing that so gutted in bb was gross. Most of his stuff including party windows and boss difficulty is correct.
It really is demon/dark souls for people who found those games too difficult.
I do agree with all of that. Honestly can't put BB above any of the souls games.
bb and souls games in general suck ass. /v/ only likes them because theyre "hard" and think their elite or something because they beat them
>>345432962
>NG+ sword
>SWORD
>>345433253
He's technically not ENTIRELY wrong? Untricked Burial Blade is a curved sword, after all.
>>345433174
Australian ones were fine up until 2005, when we got those hideous coloured rectangles.
Britain's little circle is alright as well, honestly. The poor old Germans really get shafted in regards to classification icons, though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10775189
LET'S SETTLE THIS
>>345432907
I stuck the timestamp on the screen for you, bitch. You're probably going to say I photoshopped it too right.
>>345433083
This >>345432907 cunt does
>>345433184
Thanks anon. They'll probably claim I'm trying to myself again though.
>>345433339
Take a picture of yourself holding the game in front of a PS4 so we know you didn't just go to a friend's place.
>>345432287
>critically acclaimed
>by the games journalism industry
>critically acclaimed
>>345433429
>I travelled to a friends place just so a cunt on /v/ will stop crying because his game got insulted
Not how it works, anon. Already gone way beyond the call of duty to prove I completed the shit game. Not gonna dox myself to prove it.
P.s.I don't even have friends
>>345433429
Lmao how is the timestamp not enough proof by itself? I think the guy has completed it, let it be.
Who types like that? Are you retarded? Go back to the youtube comment section.
>>345433339
looks photoshopped as fuck. I can cut out the sticky in photoshop and attach it to a photoshop tv as well. need pic of you blocking part of tv so we know its legit
A lot of your criticisms are very valid, but broken up world? Come on my nigga, it's almost as good as Dark Souls the way shit flows together.
>>345433429
How exactly would that prove anything
He could just go to said friend's place. Maybe he should list his address too?
>>345433571
Don't worry, already enough exif data from the photos.
>>345432729
>"I-I bet you don't even own the game that's why you say it sucks!"
>[OP posts pic proving he owns game]
>Can no longer make up excuses for dismissing OP so tries to change the subject
>"W-What kind of idiot owns this game anyway!"
Oh my god shut the fuck up with these posts
Its like we get several threads about this every week that either consist of people baiting or people sperging out
Just please shut the fuck up and end your miserable existence I'm not joking
>>345433571
Why don't you have friends, tho?
objectively the most complex level design in any souls game
>b-b-b-b-b-but i don't like it and look at those few cherrypicked areas!
finally a souls game that has most bosses monster/animal like instead of just making different kinds of knights
>they were all easy i tell you! you can believe me!
if you don't die often as you're claiming any souls game is surprisingly short i give you that
>better keep silent about the un-parryable bosses tho!
>i fell through the ground multiple times
yeah and i beat it 3 times as of now and NEVER fell through the ground somehow, <insert dsp WOOOOOW>
>npcs / shitty lore
more like your shit taste but no one can fix that, stay mad nostalgia fag
>>345433627
Literally what's the point? You'll just say I photoshopped it again.
>>345433630
>Weapons being the same
>Valid
Literally the most variation in a Souls game if only because there aren't fifty million weapons so each weapon type isn't clogging the fucking variation up.
>>345431297
Maybe you're just cynical, anon.
I liked it.
Well I triggered enough bloodborne fucktards today, job done. See you tomorrow for more photoshopping fun (except I have never used Photoshop before).
>>345433769
>more variation is always bad
Tbh your type probably can't handle more than a few options. You should really switch over to mobile games at this point.
>>345433750
if its a different angle and your body is blocking part of the tv thats way too complicated to photoshop in such a short time. otherwise youre a pcuck and never ever applies. youll never play the game and experience its glory
>>345433978
>triggered buzzword
Today we learned OP is a poorfag who can't afford to save up for a new PC and has no friends!
>>345433978
Good job OP, appreciated
>>345433995
That's okay anon. I know you're having a hard time with the cognitive dissonance of someone calling out this faggot game finally but you'll have to suffer this one out. No more photos for you today. I have proved I own it and proved it finished it. I would post my psn profile too but I'm worried you're insane enough to do stupid shit like report me so that won't be happening either. Kys until next time ;^l
I'll be back soon to remind everyone of how shit your favourite game is.
>>345434117
So I'm basically like 60% of /v/? Good to know.
>>345434140
What's your favorite game?
>>345431297
I do have to agree with the world, it didn't feel very cohesive. It's all fine until you start getting to areas like the Forbidden Woods. Why the fuck are there snakes everywhere and what is all this shit? Everything that's not part of Yharnam City proper feels completely different, even if it's something that should still be tenably connected like Yhargul.
Bloodborne did feel a bit short too, somehow. Like, it's a bit of a slog to get through the first portion of the game but once you kill Rom then everything feels a bit more rushed. Maybe it's a balancing issue or something? Like they thought you'd spend more time grinding or something.
I'm still mad that Bloodborne is a rehash of Dark Souls. I don't like Dark Souls, everyone told me the game isn't Dark Souls but it's fucking Dark Souls. "B-But the dodge mechanics are different!"
Don't agree with the weapons, bugs or NPC bits. I experienced no bugs, I thought the weapons were great and I feel like NPCs mean jack fucking all in both series.
>>345434208
Probably something /v/ doesn't like/hasn't heard of. Like Exile, Tie Fighter, Tactics Ogre, Hardwar, or maybe Elite 2. Or DS1.
>>345434214
>I don't like Dark Souls
People with shit taste aren't allowed on /v/
t. OP
>>345434214
>Bloodborne did feel a bit short too
>has chalice with unlimited end game content
>>345434343
>unlimited
BBfags truly are fucking morons. I'm starting to believe the worst fanbase on /v/ meme.
>>345434343
No one fucking likes chalice dungeons, we only do it because we need something from it.
>>345434407
>>345434478
t.shitters
>>345434214
I can probably point out the exact spot I fell through the ground. It was Yahargul Unseen village, and there were 2 walls that had a gap and I tried jumping into it. I know it was dumb but if it let me do that, then that's lazy design.
>>345434515
It's not the game's fault if you do something retarded anon.
>>345434502
I bet this fag is already running to /bbg/ to cry about how /v/ is insulting their favourite game and asking for backup.
>>345431297
>Broken up world feel of DS2
I dont see this at all in BB, there's more looping back onto eachother and overlapping in this than DS2 and DeS.
>Bosses are easy
This is true but it seems only with the necessary bosses you have to beat in order to beat the game. Some of the hardest bosses for me where Amygdala, Logarius, and The Bloody Crow (Not terrible but quite harder than Shadows of Yharnam or Rom)
>Its short
This is quite the same as DaS, with a decently short main story if you know what you're doing. In BB you can just not do Nightmare Frontier, Cainhurst Castle, and Old Yharnam.
>Nothing new
I dont really know what you wanted here. They had blood gems, runes, blood weapons, trick/transform weapons, and the chalice dungeons were pretty good.
>Bugs
I've played multiple times and havent fallen through the ground, the worst thing has been hitboxes through objects or people jumping around shit which happens in every souls game. So this hasn't bothered me.
>Weapons are the same
The weapons arent all that similar in vanilla, but the Old Hunters adds a lot of different weapons that are varied
>No NPCs are interesting
Eileen the Crow had a great quest with a nice challenging boss at the end. Other than that I can mostly agree with you. The DLC questlines are ok, but compared to Dark Souls 1 its about the same. Solaire was ok, and Siegmeyer was the only one who really had a long quest.
>Graphics are mostly grimdark shit, no shrines of Arianna or Dukes Archive
Seems like you never went to Cainhurst, which had a library that felt almost exactly the same as Dukes Archives. Nightmare Frontier, Hemwick Charnel Lane, and Byrgenwerth (Plus Moonside Lake) are some of the coolest areas. Cainhurst is on par with Anor Londo in my book.
>Shitty Lore
It has lovecraftian themes, and the Great Ones are central to the lore not just Laurence. If you dont like Lovecraftian works then thats just your preference.
It isnt the "Perfect Game", but it isnt trash like you said.
>>345434632
It is though. No game should have flaws like that, that's just a lazy designer not closing up a gap. If you allow too many gaps like that, no game would work properly.
>>345433339
>Wearing the default hunter garb
W E W L A D watch you don't get too creative there
>>345431297
Nice bait. Here's are the areas where it's undeniably best-in-series:
>Best movesets.
>Best regular mobs.
>Best bosses.
>Best atmosphere.
>Best narrative.
>Most consistent level design.
>Most varied combat.
>Least amount of broken/retarded bullshit (such as poise, BS spam, DWGR, weapon arts, etc).
>Overall best combat.
The flaws are the chalices and gems which could use some sprucing up, it's glorious PS4 supercpu performance, the lack of a gold shield, slightly too much stamina, and the lateness of bell maidens.
Compare this to the flaws of DkS1:
>Broken poise, BS, and DWGR that make the game utter garbage.
>Shit-tier moves and weapons.
>Awful 2nd half of the game featuring the worse the series has to offer in terms of level design, bosses, etc.
>Oversaturated healing by endgame.
>Enemies pose practically no threat to you outside of skelly dogs and isolated situations like Silver Knights on the balcony.
>Shield and ranged make the entirety of the game a joke.
>Awfuk story, ruined further consequently in follow-up games and DLCs.
>Horribly disappointing last boss, Gwyn is literally a broken version of Gherman.
>Game loaded-up with shitty empty/incomplete areas.
I like BB, I've only just gotten past Rom however and found my way to Cainhurst Castle. The Nightmare Frontier is fucking horrible. I find I'm having a lot more trouble figuring out what to do than in the other Souls games. The graphics and sounds are very nice though, even if I have got stuck in level geometry several times. Also I found Rom pretty easy, probably because I'm part of theTonitrusmaster race.
>>345433184
>He loves greatshields
>Talks about people who find Dark Souls hard
>>345434751
Don't worry, I photoshopped that set in like the anon said, I was actually wearing the Tomb Hunter set.
>>345434659
>baby cant beat frc
BB > DaS > DaS III > DeS >>> DaS II
>>345434730
No it's not. If there's a hole in the ground don't fucking jump into it.
>>345434807
The frontier is optional, you can ignore it entirely.
>>345434478
I love the concept of chalice dungeons, but in practice they're lacking. The root of the issue is the fact that unless you wanna continue running glyphs other people have created, you have to go out and farm materials, since not all of the chalice materials are actually buyable in some form until NG+.
So, unless you're actually WILLING to do that so you can continue making fresh dungeon glyphs to explore, you're gonna be stuck seeing the same 10-odd layouts for what could potentially be a couple hundred hours.
>>345434936
I wouldn't mind if I fell into a hole and died, that would make sense from a design point of view. That's not what I'm saying you dumb fuck. I fell through the LEVEL. That shouldn't happen in any well designed game. That happens when a designer is lazy.
>>345431297
BB is frequently seen as the best in the series even with the nostalgia fags crying for baby's firsts. There's no denying it's flawed, but so are DaS1 and DeS. Bloodborne is a masterwork in game design and needs to come to PC.
>>345431297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCvZBTw7mZQ
can some one tell me how this type of music called.
inb4: remix of chiptune
>>345435065
I'm really not getting you. Could you go and screencap it or something? It sounds interesting.
>>345435038
Or you could back up your saves like I do whenever you want to spelunk and circumvent that whole silly system.
>>345434140
youve proven nothing except that you havent played the literal masterpiece known as bloodbourne. if you had played it you wouldnt have made that post
>>345435198
I personally only save-scummed when I was farming for Abyssal gems for my Beast Cutter build, because FUCK running an entire 4-floor CRF dungeon that can take up to an hour to clear, just for a shot at a gem.
>>345435160
Not that anon but it sounds like he tried to go past a gap between two walls. He made it, but there isn't any actual "level" there and he fell through the floor. He's saying that the devs are being lazy, since they should either give that area a floor if it's accessible or just not make it accessible entirely.
I assume.
>>345432254
>dat hand writing.
oooh for fuck sake get the fuck out imbecile / edgy underage baiter or both
>>345435160
No I can't be bothered right now. If I get bored enough one day I'll post it to bbg so they can cry like that faggot is crying about Photoshop.
>>345435319
That just makes me more interested.
>>345435363
Make a video, it'd be cool to film the glitch!
>>345435319
Yes, exactly. Thanks for articulating that better than I could.
>>345435246
That doesn't make any sense. I posted a photo showing the burial blade. And anonturd said it was photoshopped. At that point I gave up because literally anything I post will be accused of being a shoop.
>>345435345
>My ass has been blasted so hard I must complain about his handwriting, which is even worse than complaining about someone's grammar when you can't find anything else to say
>Handwriting isn't even that bad
>>345433339
oh dat retard ownes sony tv.... riiiight
What is the funnest build in vanilla? I've got a skill build using Chikage and it's pretty damn fun but I've got the urge to make an alt.
>>345435495
Stake Driver
>>345435319
This. It happened ALL THE TIME in the Kiln of the First flame and still happens in DaS3.
>>345435464
>implying
ok
>>345435397
Oh fuck it, I'm gonna go find it now then. I'll post it when I get there and prove that From are niggers.
>>345435483
Yup and? I guess you're gonna say I should own a superior Technika or something equally retarded. Sony make the best TVs you dip.
>>345435442
ive already told you what you need for ppl to believe your bs. another photo with you in it, holding the paper, blocking part of the tv
>>345435543
It happened to me in the catacombs recently
>>345435550
You can record a video using the share button on the PS4, you can save it to the machine then transfer it to a USB from the capture gallery.
>>345435518
I feel like I'm just punching shit with it. Does it get strong with the right build?
>>345435615
I'll do that, good idea.
>>345435603
And how would I prove its not shopped? You don't get it do you, fuck off you autistic little faggot.
>>345435550
it does not matter what i say. you are one incompetent stubborn motherfucker.
shortlisted too.
>>345431297
>its a salty PCuck watches a lets play and "reviews" the game episode
Well, I like bloodborne. And that's good enough for me.
>>345435615
Fuck, well I just realised I'm on ng+ so I would need to unlock the area anyway. I'll do it one day if I get bored, sorry but its not gonna be happening in this thread.
>>345435679
bc it would be a different angle and part of the tv is blocked which is way harder to shop. I think youve proven you dont even own the game and went through all this trouble without even playing it. kek
>>345435825
Aww.
Hope you do it one day!
>>345435839
Okay so let's do this. I take the photo of the TV from a different angle and what else? Fuck you you won't deny me. I have beaten this shitty game and I will fucking prove it.
Man, I haven't seen a tantrum like this in a long time. So many of your points are just laughably pathetic.
>>345435543
When I was a kid, I always imagined there was more game to explore if you could get past all the arbitrary waist high fences keeping you in. How wrong my innocent and naive self was.
>>345435889
It was near the endgame, unseen village, I remember the light was the pinkish type and it wasn't too dark.
>>345431593
>Bloodborne has some of the best level design in recent memory
super mario 3d world
>>345435950
I used to do that with game demos. I thought if I messed about I could get past the barriers and find the full game.
>>345435904
Don't even bother man, people will just keep saying it's fake no matter what. You could fucking fly to their house with your PS4, hook it up to their TV and show them you have Bloodborne and you finished it and they'll go "Photoshop, I can see the pixels".
I wonder what fun glitches there are with Bloodborne though?I wonder how buttmad people will be if I could speedrun the game with glitches and cheesing bosses while complaining how easy the game is?
Angle 1
Angle 2
I don't get how mad people are that I finished this pos
Haven't seen /v/ this mad for a while, so I must be doing something right
>>345436115
>Seven Twenty Pee Tee Vee
>>345436115
you have to be in it
dont move the screen
>>345436115
what's that weird stick thing? is that a cigarette?
>>345436198
No fucking way I am putting myself on a photo for /v/ you must be fucking autismal to even ask that. Go take your meds, fuckhead.
>>345436115
>>345436181
>all that endurance
You know what I didn't like the most about Bloodborne? Running out of blood vials. Sure, you could farm up some more or even just buy some. But it's inconvenient, especially when other SoulsBorne games already had free healing potion refills. Plus it just adds insult to injury when you can't even rechallenge a boss because you need to grind for blood vials now.
Making a game hard is one thing but don't make it tedious.Why does Dark Souls 3 have so many poisonous swamps?
>>345436115
>>345436181
What's the problem? This game looks very nice.
>>345436250
Its a twig I used to clean my keyboard
>>345436280
>running out of vials
>ever
How are you so bad at the game?
>>345436251
i knew you were a fraud
also I still cant believe youre fucking doing what I ask you to and replying to me holy shit youre autistic as fuck familia
>>345431297
>there are no Shrines of Amana or Dukes Archives here
Shrine of Amana is a positive?
>>345436323
The problem is people think I couldn't complete it despite it being so easy because I think the game is shit
Apparently only people who love it enough could complete it because its so meme-hard
>>345436280
GIT GUD or go play skyrim or something.
I never had to grind for vials. Not even once.
>>345436115
Welcome to bloodborne fanbase.
I cannot count the number if times i had to timestamp My ps4 with the game to be allowed to say its shit.
>>345431297
Hey OP. Have you played Disgaea 5? This game sounds much more fun to me than BB. Is it worth buying a PS4 for?
>>345436360
I've done more to prove I completed it than I really should have. Why the fuck does putting myself into the pic change things? Why do you want me to dox myself that badly? Is that how mad I've made you? If anything I think I've achieved more than anyone today on this board to get someone that mad.
You asked for angles, you got angles, now go cry to /bbg/
What is it about this game that makes everyone so fucking salty? Is it really because it's an exclusive?
>>345436327
Why a twig?
>>345436435
More bb owning haters need to stand up and call this piece of meme shit out for what it is. Literally all these cunts have left is the never ever meme and I want to take that away from them.
>>345436568
Because i found it lying around and thought it might be useful
>>345436501
Nope, but I have never really liked disgaea, the writing is terribly and memey.
>>345436517
just post one with you in it and youll be the hero that finally proved bb is bad with your radical, unique opinion
just do it
>>345436354
>>345436409
>Have an old 11 year old TV
>Apparently it was an expensive as fuck Toshiba TV with some rare lamp projector thing inside
>That part burnt out
>It's cheaper to have the one piece replaced than buy a new TV
>Problem is that it takes a while to find the damn piece and then ship it here
>Don't have a TV for two months
>Eventually TV is fixed
>Try playing games again
>I'm fucking terrible at it
Apparently two months is enough to reduce my skill to the point where I died against Ebrietas 8 times, summoning that NPC guy at her nightmare fog entrance 4 of those times. I wasn't even happy when I won, I was still pissed off at all the insight and blood vials I lost.
>>345436579
Or you could you know, not act like a fucking child and scream about not liking a game.
>>345436404
I don't know, I thought it was the hardest of the games, wasn't my first either.
>>345436675
Do you have a rock in the kitchen for breaking open lids?
>>345436686
This is the most you'll get
>>345436537
Pcucks and xbots are buttblasted they can't play the game.
Sonnygers will defend it to their death, saying it's the best game ever made because there's nothing else on the PSquadruple and they have buyer's remorse.
Almost no inbetween people.
Simple as that.
>>345436115
>>345436181
I think we need some video footage of this one, lads. He could easily just be cheating and using the image viewer.
>>345436537
It's because people say its a literal masterpiece, and say if you say different then you havent even played it. I personally enjoyed it, thought it was a good game, but quite a bit from perfect. Then you have people like OP who say it was just a giant meme and there is no reason to play it. In reality its a great game that is a nice change for Dark Souls players, thats basically it.
>>345436756
No I use your mums pussy for that ;^]
>>345431297
Couldn't agree more with you, OP, BB is just another soul rehash with nothing new to add. And yes, level design here is garbage.
>>345436781
I don't get it, is that your stomach or your arm?
Oh look, it's another Soulsborne thread.
>>345431297
>Weapons that mostly behave the same, and are just variations on the Dark Souls Longsword or Greatsword
Did you not use more than two weapons or something?
>SHITTY lore, some crap about a healing church and some faggot called Laurence, didn't really interest me at all
So because you didn't give a fuck about the lore (which there is an abundance of) that makes it shitty?
>>345436781
still dont see you
still a fraud
a face would really seal it
>>345433668
The dude isn't stupid he actually disabled gps info like an intelligent man.
>>345436781
>No timestamp
>>345436867
Stomach you autist
>>345431297
Why do people finish games that they hate? Like what kind of cuckery is this?
>>345436537
Bloodborne is objectively the best Souls game.
There's a reason no one talks about DaS3 but Bloodborne is still going strong.
If Bloodborne was multiplat you wouldn't have all this salt, but then I would wager the magic of Bloodborne(and Demon's) comes from Sony's involvement so a mutlplat Bloodborne would be mediocre as Bamco would be more focused on selling t-shits and memes.
>>345436902
Wow don't stalk people you creeper.
>>345436898
So in other words, I need to dox myself to prove I beat BB. And you have the fucking cheek to call others frauds? Literally Kys cunt. I have never meant that as seriously as I mean it now, I want you to suicide, do anything, drink bleach, shoot a cop, I don't care. Just end it for the sake of the human race.
>>345436886
this, OP is an actual retard and having played the game has nothing to do with what he says being credible
its like taking some hillibilly redneck into a 5 star restaurant and telling them to review the food
>>345436921
Is that a button-up shirt?
Are you going into town or something? Why would you wear a button-up shirt indoors? If it's from work you should get changed already.
>>345436537
Bloodborne basically destroyed /v/ when it got leaked here. Ever since the first PROJECT BEAST SONY JAPAN STUDIO FROM SOFTWARE PS4 EXCLUSIVE thread the PCuck Prepare to Meme Edition bandwagonners have been assravaged. No other game has caused such a shitstorm here, and it got worse and worse when the leak was confirmed, the game was GOTY, and confirmed as the best in the Souls series.
>>345436781
Is this seriously happening?
/v/ can really call the dumb OP a fake and to show more and he'll just do it?
Why do you want to prove yourself to /v/ so much you dummy?
This thread is so fucking bizarre.
>>345436921
>>345437000
I cannot fucking believe that you're taking him seriously.
>>345437000
retorting to name calling when you cant show proof lmaoo this guy has never TOUCHED a ps4 in his life
>>345436675
I see I'm interested in Disgaea because of this cunnybunny.Bloodborne looks way too western for me.
>>345437052
i cant believe how retarded op is desu
>>345437015
Glad someone here has some sense. Also, that girl is really cute.
If you didn't like BB you have objectively poor taste in vidya.
OP should record a video of himself playing the game using PS4 recording function clearing some chalice boss.
Then we can all see his skill and shut up.
>>345437015
>food analogies
Stop.
OP was wrong from the get go, because buy a console for a single game.
>>345436902
I'm actually /g/ tinfoil-tier, if only these tardcopters knew.
>>345437017
Yep it is. Fuck this feels like I'm actually blogging. I wear shirts indoors all the time, I like to feel slightly dignified while I play my video games.
>>345436537
It's amazing, isn't it? Ever since that Project Beast stuff first got posted here, that Verendus guy on NeoGAF posting details about it (That later turned out to be right) and the Sony/From deal, and then the game's release and critical acclaim, shit's gone out of control.
Question is, will people chimp out en masse about the next two From/Sony Japan Studio games like they did BB?
>>345437168
ive proven op to be a fraud, he wont do it
he doesnt have a ps4
>>345436940
Cmon, I really like Bloodborne but it isnt "Objectively" the best souls game, it only has ONE shield and its a joke. Dark Souls 1 or 2 would be the best, as they have better build variety and the stats arent as easy to manipulate as Bloodborne. People who say Dark Souls 3 is the best are literal retards, as the NOPOISE makes it just a worse Bloodborne. You get all this different armor and weapons but the best builds end up being bloodborne "fast paced" builds with straight swords and dodging being paramount, but the weapons arent fleshed out like trick weapons.
>>345437221
Okay
its like giving Ulysses to some hillibilly redneck and telling them to review the book
>>345437231
The button arrangement is interesting, could you take a photo of just the shirt? You can take it off and lay it out if you're concerned about being in the shot.
>>345437252
>it only has ONE shield and its a joke.Actually, there are two shields in the game.
>>345437260
>Analogies in general
Why can't you just be smart for once.
>>345437252
>it only has ONE shield and its a joke.
Shields are a joke and so are you
>>345437168
I'm setting up a stream right now.
>>345437231
>I like to feel slightly dignified while I play my video games.
Oh my fucking god
Don't ever call anyone in this thread an autist ever again for the remainder of it because you are KING autist.
>>345437387
Awesome!
>>345437354
Analogies are a way to illustrate a point
Bloodborne is of too complex/ high quality for someone like OP to accurately pick apart because he has not the general knowledge to pick apart and review a game when he is as if a kid in kindergarten stood up from the table and started to scream how the food is shit because he doesnt like it because the potatoes are shit and the meatballs are shit and the sauce is shit and the milk was too cold
>>345437387
so determined to prove his opinion to /v/ that he STREAMS the fucking game after posting tons of pictures even though everyone's clearly been fucking with him
AHAHAHAHA
>>345437335
You went too far. Stream cancelled.
>>345437558
Aw man!
>>345437531
Ya know I didn't quite expect you to think it out like that.
>Bloodborne is too complex/ high quality
That's where I knew that analogies could only save you.
>>345437360
My point is that there definitely is more build variety in DaS than BB, which means BB isnt "Objectively" better. Even Arcane builds in bloodborne just use regular swords with elemental gems in them. I prefer the fast paced combat of BB, but the fact that one can choose fast or slow paced in DaS makes it a better game overall.
want to start a new game but I'm still having PTSD from chalice dungeons and farming gems
>>345435464
It's pretty fucking bad.
>He's still at it
>>345437531
>Bloodborne is of too complex/ high quality for someone
>bbfags actually believe this
>>345437553
Nah it's clearly From fanboys on suicide watch.
>>345437610
That wasn't me. Okay the stream is set up, I need to invite some players, so give me your psn so I can add you.
>>345437810
>haha le laughing reaction image :)
post a crying image next since youve never played the game. Id probably do my everything to shit on it too to dethrone it if I was actually a poorfag
>>345437894
Oh I don't have a PS4. Put it on twitch.
>prepare to meme edition releases
>PCucks meme the game to death
>dark souls 2 comes out
>it sucks
>miyazaki was working on something else
>project beast gets leaked on /v/
>PCucks are assblasted and in denial
>leak is confirmed
>amazing game, way better than dark souls 2, on par with or better than ds1
>PCucks still in denial
>amazing dlc
>PCucks even more assblasted
>dark souls 3 doesn't live up to bb
>bb turns out to be miyazakis magnum opus
>PCucks still anguished
>>345438036
you just summed up OP perfectly. guy cant afford a ps4 to play the greatest game ever made
he still hasnt posted real proof
>>345438036
Pretty much this.
The only good souls game PC got was DaS1, while Playstation users enjoyed 3 great games.
Remember how hyped PC gamers were about DaSII being a souls game made for them?
>>345432770
>>pseudo-hard
Haha what the fuck.
>>345434310
>I'm super cool and play games you silly children haven't even heard of
can I please suck your cock?
>>345436782
>Almost no inbetween people.
on the internet maybe. not in real life, mate
>>345438036
The Dark Souls series is trash in reality, people have been fooled by a man with a dream to create a clunky game built on frustrations of normies and they ate that shit up. It's not clunky and shitty it's "difficult".
Now everything that is clunky shitty and difficulty is considered souls like.
The Dark Souls series in itself is a fucking meme you normie mongoloids and you ate that shit.
>>345434310
are you for real? those aren't exactly niche/unknown games. unless you're 12 maybe
>>345436756
fucken lol
>>345438146
>>345437956
OP is gonna deliver, streaming on twitch throwaway now to complete the buttblasting of the BBfags.
memethrway678
BBabbies gonna be on suicide watch after this so be kind to them
I wholeheartedly agree with OP desu, been playing BB on my wife's son's PS4 that I gave him for his birthday, and I can attest to all that.
>>345436781
Mmm. C'mon baby just show me your butt. I won't tell anyone and I'll delete it after.
>>345437921
Holy shit nigger, you blew it.
>>345438996
I'm streaming though >>345438926, so have the Samaritans number because I think you might commit suicide
>2 viewers
lol
Need more people to an hero, that's not enough
>>345438926
killing the doll isn't a display of skill. get your ass out of the dream and kill some boss
>>345439163
Not the point you complete fuckwit. The point was to show the burial blade. In other words, I am on ng+. Eat shit.
>this thread
Conning some /b/tard tween to run around taking pictures of his television for an hour. Comedy gold.
>>345439215
you still claimed the game is objectively easy. let's go, fuckboy
>>345439215
cool you got your friend/paid escort to show some gameplay. anyone could do that
still waiting for real proof. face pic with the tv in the background
until then youre a fraud and a pcuck who cant afford ps4
>>345439274
And I proved it already. I have completed the shifty game. You lose.
Kill some bosses!
>>345439294
So even the stream wasn't enough proof? So I have a friend who I convinced to stream the game for me all while telling him its shit? Riiight
>>345439321
killing all mandatory bosses in co-op and just shiting on gehrman without consuming a single cord isn't exactly "beating" it
>>345439321
>I proved it already
how? by claiming?
okay then I just proved you're a faggot because I said so.
>>345439376
Don't have psn
I soloed every boss m8. Wonder if that will make you cry now.
Don't waste time knocking on doors anon, just go directly to the cleric beast.
>>345431297
>thinly veiled humble brag thread
>"games so easy and shit, look I beat it"
>no one listens to the retard
>OP starts posting pictures, taking new pictures, and streaming the fucking game in his desperate attempt to show everyone he beat the game and hes proud
holy shit OP youre one of the biggest autists on this website, how does it feel
this is gold
>impying this isnt OP's friend PS4
>>345439473
>I soloed every boss m8
proove it, faggot. cleric beast is right around the corner
>>345439402
Streaming and 3 photos is more than enough proof
>>345439475
You're not the boss of me anon.
STOP STOPPNG AND PLAY PLS
>>345439475
he cant control what his friend does so he wont actually do what you tell him
once again he doesnt have a ps4
>>345439547
as if Cleric Beast is any challenge at all, full of staggers as you hack away at its legs
it's Gascoigne who starts fighting back
>>345439473
why summoning father G then?, faggot?
>summoning
HEY
HEEEEEY
OP
>>345439579
this isn't proof that the game is easy, just that you finished it.
you are just bragging and have to create a whole narrative around it because simply making a thread claiming "hi /v/, I just finished BB! look how good I am!" would just be ignored.
>>345431297
If Bloodborne is easy, I would love to know what you consider hard.
Is Arcane a viable build all the way through?
SUMMONING GASCOIGNE
AYYYYY
