They're armed with five five sixers and pineapples
A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
>>345414871
>>345414871
I-I dont' know w-why, but she's nice to m-me
>>345415126
Christmas?
MEMES!
>>345415126
that's perfect
I wanna play Chaos Theory now
>>345415332
Goddammit Fisher, this isn't some kind of video game
this game is shit btw
makes you go backtrack like 5 times because muh card keys. fuck metal gear
>>345415491
Video games, huh?
>>345415537
AK-47s...and grenades...
![Informe_Chaos_Theory_-_Anna_Grimsdottir[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SodR8wq.png "Informe_Chaos_Theory_-_Anna_Grimsdottir[1].png")
>>345415673
I've dabbled in a few in my time, but don't let the stereotype fool you, I'm a bit too busy these days working with people like you to be any kind of hardcore gamer. Shame, I do enjoy a good Ubisoft title.
A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?!!
>>345415332
I shouldn't have laughed.
>>345415537
This is the exact reason I never replay this particular Metal Gear game. Temp sensitive key card was a mistake.
>>345416027
I've . . . never played a video game.
Is MGSposting the best kind of posting there is? Better than toddposting honestly.
>>345414871
How can you read that encrypted message on screen
![149[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VRXjnWo.jpg "149[1].jpg")
>>345416306
Not my cup of tea either, but I will partake in the odd simulator.
>>345415126
This would have been really cool if Fisher was sent after Solid to clean up his tracks, sort of like Skullface.
>>345416564
Simulator? Like VR?
Colonel, I'm going to go Fulton extract myself a Ford Focus right now!
>>345416160
They actually made that better in twin snakes.
>>345416778
Virtual mission?
>>345414871
what the SHIT did theyf cujking mean with this localization? hand over the goddamn explanation
![11-CaptainArthurPartride[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/agy4zfh.jpg "11-CaptainArthurPartride[1].jpg")
>>345416778
exactly, why we have the latest and greatest aboard the Walsh
>>345416854
Twin Snakes? Is that your idea of a joke?
>>345415126
Reading this helped me realize how much of a hack Kojima is.
That, an autistic fanfiction written by a Mongolian shitposter, is more coherent and interesting than any briefing in MGS history.
>>345416980
5.56 is the ammo type the FAMAS uses. Pineapples as in pineapple grenades.
>>345417054
I know it's bad, but they did fix the key card backtracking.
>tfw playing MGS again for the first time in years
>tfw playing on psp and stuck at the torture scene
I don't know if I should blame myself or those tiny buttons
>>345417135
What? It's copied almost word for word from the script.
>>345416970
I've had extensive training -- the kind that's indistinguishable from the real thing
>>345415537
>>345416160
You guys actually had a problem with that? Come on.
>>345415282
I hope they fix her for the HD remakes coming. She's pretty much the same looks as Eva
>>345417558
HD... remake?
>>345417403
People die every year in live exercises, you don't feel pain in vr do you?
>>345417403
You're still green, rookie.
>>345417720
There's pain sensation in VR and even a sense of reality and urgency. The only difference is that it isn't actually happening
>>345417423
Yeah it sucked. You have to run up and down the entire stretch of the disc two map, twice for no reason at all other than Naomi drama.
>>345417948
That's the way they want you to think, to remove you from the
fear that goes with battle situations. War as a video game --
what better way to raise the ultimate soldier?
>>345416439
Venomposting is superior
>......
>>345417980
In twin snakes you can heat and freeze the key using two pipes found in Rex's hanger.
>>345417801
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the army VR class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret VR raids on Solid Snake, and I have over 300 confirmed VR sims.
>>345417369
>get my hands on peace walker
>torture scene
>fucking terrified, the previous torture scenes were all pure... torture
>it's actually super easy
>end up doing it several times to farm medical staff later in the stage
>it's a breeze every time
>go on /v/ and see some fag claim it's the hardest in the series
>redo mission
>fail torture scene five times
>can't farm more staff because suddenly it's insanely hard
I don't know about you but I'm probably just retarded.
>>345417369
I think they wanted you to fail the first playthrough.
Just to get to see best girl die in your arms.
>>345417558
You're a fucking retard on so many levels.
>>345417282
>fixed the key card backtracking
>by adding BS shimmy and ledge dropping you have to do twice
It wasn't any better
>>345418794
I actually had a ton of trouble on the mashing there. It didn't help that I also couldn't figure out how to get out of the cell on my first go, and didn't expect to be called back to the torture so soon every time. That's more my fault, though.
>Can you shoot me, rookie?
>>345418794
>PSPgo
>torture scene
>can't button mash with more than one finger because tiny buttons
>go to YouTube
>some guy rolling the wheels of his car toy over the triangle button
>I find an old China car toy
>do the same
>triangle button all fucking scratched because of the wheel
>didn't even get past the torture scene
H-heh.
>>345419003
I got the good ending during my first playthrough, but that was on a PS1.
>>345417394
But without obfuscation and it lays shit out up front . No internal intrigue. Support team has your back 100%.
Not shitting on MGS, but classic SC doesn't fuck around. Twists happened outside 3E and all relevant info is given to you. The post reflects that.
>MASTER?!
>>345420710
>>345420846
this somehow reminded me of the theory that kaz was kenneth baker
man those mgsv hyping days were the best, honestly
>they're armed with five five sixers
What did he mean by this?
Because saying they're armed with guns that shoot 5.56 rounds doesn't exactly narrow it down a whole lot.
>>345421087
He's on a stealth mission, all he needs to know is that they have guns and that guns can hurt you until you die.
Why did Solid Snake go from having a well-defined and assertive personality in this game to a passive autist by the time of MGS4?
>>345421251
Fox?
>>345420502
top lel
>>345421251
So why not
>they're armed with full auto assault rifles
Because that's a lot more informative.
>>345421093
Yep, that's what I was picturing as kid.
>>345421264
>kill your dad twice
>kill your brother
>watch some twink kill your other brother
>find out theres an organization controlling the whole world from the shadows
>never mind that, they're all dead
>age some 50 years in the time spam of 14
Gee. I don't know man
>>345421264
he got old and said fuck it, can't beat them AIs
>>345421386
Five five sixers and pineapples sounds cooler than
>Colonel, the bad guys have guns and grenades.
>>345421264
Cellular degradation. No one wants to turn 60 in 3 years
>>345421524
>five point fife six milimeter rounds and frag grenades
nothing wrong with that
>>345421524
So how about
>Colonel, they're armed with rooty tooty point n shooties and bing bang boom balls
>>345421623
UK version.
>>345421623
You're right, the European localization is better
>>345421524
We can go deeper.
>Colonel, they're armed.
>Sneak that shit, Snake.
>>345421850
OKAY!
>>345421264
Kojima's writing is wildly inconsistent between games. Retcons everywhere.
he makes a real attempt to make each game coherent, but then chucks everything out for the next game.
Snake has a bunch of completely different personalities. They're kind of different characters. Just accept that.
>>345421524
556 refers to 5.56 NATO rounds. He's referring to specific type of weapon. It's more specific than just "guns".
>>345422149
A specific type of weapon?
>>345422224
Yes, a specific type of weapon...
>>345422224
It really doesn't make a difference.
MGS thread?
I just beat MGS3 just now, what a fucking ending, and what a fantastic game.
I beat MGS2 yesterday too, both of these games in single sittings. I feel like shit, but damn what a great franchise.
>>345422334
A specific type, huh?
![sam_fisher_by_johnnysasaki20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iI4zooY.jpg "sam_fisher_by_johnnysasaki20[1].jpg")
>>345421524
>I thought these were supposed to be our boys. Five-five-sixers alright but looks like they made a detour through Paris. And they have a Hind. In this weather, he's either a madman or a hell of a pilot. Do we have confirmation the Russians aren't involved?
>>345417369
Work out tricep
Tense tricep
Natural tremor pushes the button 10000 times a second
Ez
>>345422889
There's nothing like the feeling of sliding a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber
>>345422419
It's all down hill from here.IMO MGS4 wasn't that terrible. Not nearly as good as it should have been, but not bad. MGSV is a trainwreck though
I played the games pretty much the same way. I played MGS1 and then 2, 3, and Peace Walker after I got the HD collection and went on to 4.
>>345422889
>>345422961
URRNNGH
>>345422980
How is MGS5 worse than MGS4? They both have shit-tier stories but MGS5's gameplay is not only infinitely better, there's actually more of it.
>>345422980
don't have 4 but want to play it.
I've played Ground Zeroes butchered last gen edition and might get MGSV.
I just want Revengance 2
>>345422980
4 is a train wreck. 5 is a trainwreck.
The stories in both are just a total mess. I just tried to finish 4 and thought it was stupid. The whole story hinges on aLoli hacker saving the worldand aghost hand. And that's just the start of the problems.
>>345423261
>>345423187
PGXP
I will be honest
I fapped and came when she kills the guards and reloads, spefically when she reloads
>>345423185
MGS5 is just all around garbage.
- Shit tier story
- Shit tier main villain
- Huge open world with fucking nothing in it. Just outposts and soldiers.
- Fucked up the squad/army building from Peace Walker
- An entire story arc was just chopped out of the game soLiquid flies off with the most powerful mech on the planet and we never see it again
>>345423290
m8 the first game hinges on Kojima's inability to understand grade school biology. He legitimately thought that recessive genes = bad and dominant genes = good
This thing slaps your girlfriends ass, what do you do?
>>345423504
MASSIVE CLAWS
>>345423476
nah, the first game hinges on you not realizing a guy with the name Boss is going to be a boss enemy
>>345423476
Oh and I forgot to mention that the boss fights fucking suck, Snake doesn't seem to give a shit about anything, andVolginshows up for no real reason just so he can drop dead without much of a fight despite being hyped up the whole game.
>>345423661
First Metal Gear Solid game. You know what I meant.
>>345422224
>>345422334
>>345422465
This kind of shit always made me think about what it would have been like if BB had actually raised Solid and Liquid Snake as kids. We never got to see Solid and Boss bouncing questions off each other.
>BRRRROTHER! Your BREAKfast's getting COLD!
>Cold, huh?
>Cold?
>SHUT up, FATHer!
>Father?
>Father?
>Father, huh?
>Hmmm... father...
>>345418306
...
>>345423290
>I just tried to finish 4 and thought it was stupid
>The whole story hinges on a ghost hand
It's clear you didn't finish 4 from your failure to even understand the basics of the stupid story.
>>345424387
>Boys...have I ever told you about The Bo-
>YES!
>>345424527
>yes, huh?
>so I have told about her, then?
>>345422419
Play MG1 and MG2 if you haven't. Especially MG2. Also play Ghost Babel.
>>345424578
>...breakfast!?
>>345421850
Ay Yo Sneak that shit!
>>345422419
MGS4 has a lot of good and bad
>The love letter chapter to MGS 1 was awesome
>Raiden is fucking awesome
>the boss fight at the end is 10/10
>the guns are fun, play it aggressive stealth and it works better. Sucks as stealth but still fun
The bad
>dude who shits a lot used as a big character
>loli was stretch
>NANOMACHINES
>plot twist with the patriots
Not the best but not horrible. 5 felt like a grinding mobile game. Great gameplay stretched out like butter over too much bread.
>>345424692
Yes, Snake, breakfast. The name comes from the idea of "breaking one's fast" and it commonly refers to meals eaten in the morning. Some people call it the most important meal of the day.
>>345422031
Too good, thank you
>>345424773
Corrected:
>The love letter chapter to MGS1 would have been awesome if the threat had been PMC soldiers instead of one gorillion Dwarf Geckos flooding every inch of ground.
>>345423385
...jesus.
MGS1 actually needs the fuzzy and jaggies, that looks awful
>>345421264
I think some Naked Snake-isms crept in a bit, but his dialogue with Otacon and Raiden cemented that he was still mostly the same old Snake. His was just understandably depressed and tired.
The biggest reason for his perceived passivity is that the game has no room for him to interject, save for a few moments. The story is obsessed with vomiting up all the soapy details of the Patriots and Big Boss; there's rarely any room for him to say anything substantial because the game just uses him as an excuse to give the player a Metal Gear history lesson.
>>345422064
Not really. Snake has a pretty clear and easy to follow character arc, even with MGS4's clumsiness.
>>345424812
>The most important... meal?
>>345424692
>Yeah...it might sound corny but I have bad memories about breakfast. I didn't grow up sitting around the table like an ordinary family. We were raised on the battlefield. Eating field rations around a campfire was the closest we came to bonding. This one time, we had been pre-sighted for mortar fire and... I don't want finish the story. It's not pretty. The life of a soldier, a real soldier, is not a romantic one. Not all parades and medals or simple clear cut situations like they make it out to be in training. I don't think I've ever just sat down and eaten an ordinary breakfast.
>>345424773
>The love letter chapter to MGS 1 was awesome
Fan pandering is one of 4's flaws. It doesn't believe in itself enough so it reminds you of better games to get through. NOTHING about re-visiting Shadow Moses made any damn sense.
>Raiden is fucking awesome
They over do it. People didn't like Raiden so they went over the top with super all powerful Raiden.
>>345418164
Is that the only reason?
>>345423504
Arhg it broke my knife!
>>345416160
You only have to backtrack a few rooms back, though. Not necessarily a good thing, but I think people forget how condensed the second disc of MGS1 (or the whole game, really) is. MGS1's biggest issue is barely making time for stealth. It's a boss rush, especially the second disc.
>>345424965
Raiden's problem was that he wasn't cheesy and powerful enough. I still disliked him in MGS4 but MGR completely redeemed him.
Pineapples, huh?
>>345425279
NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING NASTY
HEHEHEUAUEGEAEGHEHAG
>>345424960
>>345424812
>>345423504OLIOLIOLIOOOO
This thread is awful. And I mean really, just awful. I'm at the point of being genuinely exhauted after having skimmed through so many of these posts, searching for anything that would spark even a shred of interest, and it just isn't there.
>>345424965
They wanted the rail gun from REX.
>want to replay MGS2 or 3
>remember THAT part
>ehhh fuck it maybe some other time
What is the part for you?
>>345426175
Do you think that was the thing they built going back to Shadow Moses around or that going back to Shadow Moses was what they built needing the railgun around?
>>345426175
>Weapon system hit by multiple stinger rockets 10 years ago, sits in the snow since then, but is fully operational
>Rex works for no reasons
>not only that, defeats another Metal Gear that is fresh with no problems
>Rex is fully fueled up and ready to go
>implying the US government wouldn't go into Shadow Moses and remove Rex and any other sensitve material and destroy the rest
NOTHING
MADE
SENSE
They just wanted to stick in a Rex vs. Ray fight, and other fan pandering garbage.
>>345426280
The part in 2 on Extreme where you have to snipe a million very well hidden drones.
Extreme in 1-2 also felt EXTREME. in 3-4 it felt like normal mode. They'd throw in some really nutty challenges at you.
>>345418794
I had more trouble with the horse chase sequence but it still doesn't beat the torture sequnce in MGS2 on European Extreme. I tried that for an hour before finally finishing it.
>>345426280
The Fury.
Defeating him with the Mk.22 in a pacifist run was a slow and terrifying experience, it was worse than any horror game.
Mostly because I didn't notice the safe spots, I guess.
>>345426280
nonlethaling le bee man on EE
fuck it to hell. its not even that hard, I'm just retarded and I genuinely believe that MGS3 controls suck ass.
>>345426280
MGS2 I dunno, when you get skilled with the game it's a breeze, and while there are parts where it drags it doesn't really detract me from playing through. Also this >>345426470, Extreme makes you really hate stuff like bomb freezing and the escort part. Especially when the game makes fun of spawning soldiers literally out of nowhere. 25 RAYs though is the worst.
MGS3 though? Unless you don't purposely enjoy it, the entire game is a chore.
>>345422583
That's fucking brilliant.
>>345424887
The textures are fucked from earlier emulation. I think ePSXe fixed this in a recent update, but I haven't tried it out.
>>345420689
>No internal intrigue. Support team has your back 100%.
Campbell was basically being blackmailed and Naomi was also just doing what the US government told her to do. Snake's objectives were also phoney, he wasn't supposed to do jack squat except transmit FOXDIE.
>>345427972
They didn't expect him to succeed. Despite the fact that he's done this 2 times in the past already.
Kojima expressed some regret that MGS wasn't a reboot. It probably should have been. MG1-2 tell a nice closed story that work on their own. MGS would work as well with Snake as a rookie, and it removes plot problems liek that.
>>345419662
It was way faster, you can't deny it was better even if you hate Twin Snakes.
>>345415126
Someone brief Snake about an attack on a US embassy in the Pacific.
> ... Pandora... Tomorrow?
>>345426850
This, desu.
The entirety of MGS3 is an excuse to fuck around with all the neat toys it gives you.
>>345420689
And SC's plots are utterly forgettable, what a coincidence!
>>345422224
...
>>345428616
Having memorable plot doesn't add much to the experience when it's centered around power ranger villains.
>>345423476
> Waaah muh Ch.3
> Waaah muh disappointing Bonefaçade
> Waaah not muh headcanon
If with all the Moby Dick references throughout the game (and the fact that Moby Dick was a story about revenge (originally) without an ending) you still don't see what Kojima was doing, nothing can make you. MGSV is the Arthur Gordon Pym of vidya.
>>345428616
People only remember the plots to MGS games because they're such a clusterfuck it has actually become a meme. I guess I should take this to heart as I do my own writing.
>>345428923
... It doesn't?
>>345429378
People remember MGS1 because it has the best characters and characterizations of those characters. Everyone on your codec team is fleshed out if you talk to them enough. Their own motivations, stories, etc. Campbell and Naomi are directly involved in the plot in a good way. Everything about MGS1's narrative is pretty great. It's unfortunate that part of it is delivered through the codec calls on the elevator when having to freeze/warm the PAL keys.
>>345429378
Nobody on the other hand remembers the SC plots.How's your writing though Anon?
>>345428874
You can really tell when the facial mocap isn't from either Keifer or Akio Otsuka. Like when Snake does that awkward smile after a successful FOB. Little things change how the whole face looks. For a while I was convinced Naked and Venom had noticeably different faces just because Akio Otsuka mocapped Snake in the english version of Ground Zeroes for the gameplay and Keifer did for Phantom Pain.
>>345429591
Have you ever eaten a whole bunch of taco bell, then you take a huge shit, but the smell of the shit gags you so you immediately get up and vomit into the toilet?
My writing is that vomit-covered pile of shit.
>>345429625
I think it rather comes from Massive Medic having a different face structure pre-TPP, slanted thinner nose and all that. But it makes sense that Kaz and company don't instantly recognise him. Huey's reaction was bizarre though.
>>345429778
Now, now. Confidence is key.
>>345421524
>deys dakka and bigbooms, ya pimply grot
>WAAAAAAAAAGGHH
>>345426280
>>345415126
Jesus Christ Fisher, I told you no kills!
