ITT: Characters that absolutely nobody likes.
>>345411848
Mmm love me some white girls mm make that booty clap
>mouth breather facial structure
why?
>>345411848
I like Quiet better than I like Stef
thats why you have the option to kill her and have her not be in the game at all
>>345412156
??
I think it's just an overbite. Most people have it.
>>345412364
Yeah, you can rp as Konami and cut content right out of the game.
>>345411848
>>345412470
its no konami sim without pachinko slots
>>345412561
Seriously, Big Boss has the most autistic smile ever. I'll never understand how anyone can prefer him over Solid Snake.
>>345412561
>Those big, fat nigger lips
>>345412561
>Virtual mission?
I think he did that shit on purpose. Playing dumb to keep people underestimating him.
>>345412723
My 9 year old self would disagree.
>>345412818
Exactly, Venom fooled Quiet into thinking he was in love with her, or liked her.
Quiet brought Joost into my life, and for that I will always love her.
>>345411848
i like Quiet. nice face. nice tits. humming gets annoying but shes a crackshot.
>this fucker
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Quiet thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "abandoned" female sniper, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a video game character. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic quietfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I SPEAK THE TRUTH." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>345412561
People liked him until they realize his whole character was "MUH boss". Which wouldn't be noticed if PW wasn't so shit.
Quiet now has her anti-bullying blanket on
>>345413209
I liked him. He was a neat part of the game even if the invasion tutorial came pretty late.
>>345413785
he had neat lore (i.e. his armor being from a goddess or something) but goddamn did his 3 man ganksquad rape me on my first run. gave me ptsd
>>345413686
Electricity is one way to stop a persons heart and then break it.
>>345413686
Sleep tight, Quiet!
This jew here.
>>345411848
Something about her face ruins everything for me, like it looks off but I can't put a solid reason other than it looking long.
OP
>>345411848
Nice meme, heres one for your troubles
>>345414425
she looks like jamie lee curtis
>>345414964
Uh, not in the slightest tbqh.
>>345415128
ya'huh when she was on True Lies
>>345415296
No. It's just not there.
>>345415296
Just post it already.
>>345414918
FUCK THOSE FUCKING THINGS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HALO 2 LEGENDARY JACKAL SNIPERS CAN GO EAT A DICK WHY DID BUNGIE ALWAYS GIVE THEM THEHigh ground!
>>345416210
nice fucking reference to Quiet Jesus fuck this place.
>The Phantom Pain releases
>/v/ loves it for a week
>months pass by, every day the hatred grows
>every day there are still threads about it
>three months ago, for some reason, the tide turns
>more and more positive threads about
>at least ten threads about Metal Gear in general every day
>most featureStefanie Joosten
Is MGSV this generation's MGS2?
>>345416501
Read the OP, it's not strictly a quiet thread faggot
>>345416536
It's kinda the opposite for me. It can still be fun, but the more I think about it, the more glaring it's flaws seem.I still love the joost. So glad she's streaming again.
>>345411848
did anyone ever release a mod that gives her a cock?
>>345414425
It looks too much like a real person and not enough like a polygon waifu?
>>345412156
That's what most white people look like. Go masturbate to anime if you don't like it.
>>345413050
>Venom Snake
>Naked Snake
Anon, I...
>>345414918
cute feet
>>345417529
Shouldn't it be "Venomous Snake". Venom Snake sounds like it's a snake made out of venom.
>>345417529
Same thoughts and personality.
>>345417820
what? Naaa
>>345417437
>most white people hang their lower jaw
No.
>>345413382
is that a vita screenshot?
>>345418110
>hang their lower jaw
what?
>>345418047
He just didn't have a personality.
>>345416536
How's her foot game?
>>345411848
Im obsessed with her, she looks like a girl I went to high school with
>>345418705
>implying
The chapter where you play as him is the best chapter in the game.
>>345418734post pictures of her
>>345418705
There's a best buy around here that has a whole little kiosk full of Dark Pit amibos they couldn't sell off
>>345418608
Not a lot of good pictures of them 2bh.
What do you think?
>>345418782
This fuckface in god tier.
>>345417529
And I'm talking about how Venom didn't like her and let her go instead of saying something or actually flirting with her or telling her that he hates her.
>>345418412
Relaxing the muscles and just letting your lower jaw hang freely. Even if your lips are touching it's still the same as having your mouth open all the time. You're supposed to keep your jaw closed.
Even the people who like her fan art and porn admit she's a rather lousy character.
>>345419136
You think tensing your muscles all the time would be a bad thing.
I use to believe the mouth breather myth, It's really just genetics. Staining your jaw won't prevent developing an overbite. You also can't prevent your jaw from falling back when you sleep.
>>345419146
There's been times where she's been alright but unfortunately Lord Miyamoto HATES those times. I just dislike her Minnie Mouse voice.
>>345418275
Yes.
>>345418705
Nah, anybody who hates him hasn't played Uprising and just spews shit about MUH SLOTS
In-game he's only kind of a dick, gets shit on for being edgy repeatedly, and is exactly as much of a fucking dork as Pit is. Dude's great.
bamp to let Quiet suffer until death like Venom.
>>345422078
>he's supposed to be shit
okay!
>>345411848
I would crawl into her asshole and live there
>>345416681
Fuck off, Huan
>>345419573
I always keep my jaw closed when I'm awake and eat chew intensive foods, so I have the bite force of a tasmanian devil compared to other people.
>mouth breathers will never experience this strength
Feels good to be so alpha
>>345418803
Best girl, dude.
So how harmful is it to fap to anime girls?
These two retards.
>>345411848
lel she probably feels like she is turning Snake on and she thinks he is playing cool but he really just doesn't like her, only hate her.
>>345418803
this
marie is terrible
>>345425695
>>345425573
ur gay
>>345426270
I'm not, Yosuke and Teddie are just the most obnoxious and unfunny comic relief characters I've ever seen in a video game.
>>345426387
>yosuke
>comic relief
he's just a dude
>teddie
its not supposed to be super laugh out loud. he's pretty good desu.
stop being so jaded
>>345411848
My dick likes her
>>345426569
bad taste
fucked up jaw
bland haircut
annoying voice/personality
ill-fitting bikini
pale
but she has big boobs i guess?
>>345426469
>he's just a dude
He's there just so he can get shat on by every other main character, mainly by Teddie. Aside from that he's an annoying prick that needs to shut the fuck up.
>he's pretty good desu
He was made to be a walking plot device (guide the others through the fog world, bring back Nanako to life somehow) and sell plushies. He's also not funny, at all. Literally the Jar Jar Binks of video games.
>>345418734
She looks very similar to my last ex
>>345426683
>pale
>bad
Fuck off
>>345426704
>annoying
>prick
Do you have autism? He's just a normal guy
>plot device
not really but even if he was i don't see your logic in equating progressing the plot=bad
>not funny at all
>jar jar binks
You're entirely wrong and again, you are probably a jaded autist
>>345426769
hey if you like ugly ass women thats fine
i mean were not all attractive enough to get the best looking girls. if telling yourself the lesser girls is what your into helps you cope with that fact then by all means think that
>>345426854
No worries - you can keep the shitskins and tanning bed trash to yourself mate :)
>>345426797
>Nuh-huh! you're just an autist!
Why do I even bother with Personages.
>>345413939
Armor was not from a goddess. Why even say anything if youre wrong?
>>345411848
She's pretty ugly for a dutch, pic related is what a real dutch woman looks like.
>>345412561
But he was the coolest guy
>>345411848
Her character is bland and dull but it is not because she is a sex object or some bullshit. She is bland and dull because every fucking character in that game is bland and dull. She is no more offensive than any other character.
>>345427257
My d-heart.
>>345411848
I think the most frustrating thing about MGSV was that nagging feeling in the back of my head knowing that every new character introduced was going to be killed off and handwaved away because they're not mentioned in the other games.
Skull Face even goes out of his way to say that he will be "erased from history", FFS
haha akira lmao
haha final fantasy lol
us nerds right
