What went wrong?
>>345409951
>tfw your mommy won't buy you the new amiibo
>I shouldn't have spent the last 10 years playing a children's party game on a 'professional' level and barely making minimum wage during that time instead of learning a skill or working a real job so I don't have to worry about having no life experience or income when my reflexes and coordination falter in the next 1-2 years and I am able to compete at a 'high' level in this party game anymore, as well as my rotund figure which may become obese in the next year or two as well.
>>345410580
What is the point of this post?
How old are you, do your parents know you're on here?
>>345410737
no my bed time was 23 minutes ago :P
>>345409951
Choosing to take a party game seriously, alternatively being born in Sweden
>>345409951
>tfw a fly crawls into your red bull
>>345410580
>not choosing to live as a rock star, plowing through smash groupies and traveling the world playing video games for a living.
>>345409951
>Plays Melee
>His life is ruined, his dream is dead, and his jacket is too small
Well Deserved. Either Play Smash 4 or get the fuck out
>>345411190
>implying having to deal with the smash """""""""""""""""""""""community"""""""""""""""""""""""" and being bizarrely idolized/stalked by them isn't a fate worse than death
>>345409951
So he lost, what's the big deal, were there some high stakes on?
He already won last year.
He should stop being so entitled.
>>345409951
That's what happens when you name yourself after the second worst Starfox game
>>345412217
Except that Star Fox Armada doesn't exist
>>345411068
Things started downhill as soon has people started playing the game competitively. At least it kept autists preoccupied and away from better games
