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You piss your pants?
>He runs a training center. He has no customers, so he naps all day long.
>Emily was trying to find him. My guess is that he's sleeping somewhere. She's angry because he always skips training.
>He may fall asleep on stage.
>Let's make it a rule at the castle to take a nap twice in the morning and in the afternoon. I'm serious.
Literally me.
>>345406760
You're a trap with snakes for legs?LONDON?
>>345406760
ayo boy lemme see you boipucci
>>345404343
BTFO
>>345404153
You piss your pants and want to fuck your sister?
>Was a piece of shit kid
>Became layed back as an adult
>Found the girl of my dreams and accomplished my goals
For me it's Van. A full master performance artist with a full dungeon in his house whose clientele requested a lot of, uh, fetishes.
just like in my chinese cartoons
>>345407386
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
Me.
What's a character that applies themselves in everything they do, but lacks direction or aspiration for something bigger. Junpei comes to mind with his fear of the future, but he had a clearly defined dream and was a slacker on top of that.
>>345408113
you wish
For me, it's the Joker – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>345408847
looks like Bill Nye
>>345407707
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LIKE YOU FUCKING WISH! HAHAHAHAHAH!
>>345406760
A hollowed out corpse?
>>345408792
>>345409214
contribute, dweebenheimer.
this is me
I am an insignificant grunt.
>>345408847
edgy
>>345404153
I'm too lucky, intelligent and socially skilled for my own good. Did I mention my wicked sense of humor?
>>345407707
>>345409671
GREAT USE OF EDGY, NEWFRIEND! OH WAIT! YOU USED IT COMPLETELY WRONG AND ARE JUST SPEWING SHIT FROM REDDIT! WHOOOOOPS!
>>345408113
Fucking bitch I hope you get drugged and rapwd
>>345409746
WOW THANKS MAN I SURE AM LOVING THE CHAN ITS SO GREAT HERE!
For me, it's CIA – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>345409746
he's right, you are fucking edgy
>>345409905
dead meme
>>345409915
whoa man you'll cut yourself on that edge now #wow #woah
>>345404153
>>345409942
It will never die. The fire rises.
>>345410206
dead and shit meme
>loud and annoying
>stupid british accent too
>probably a trap aswell
hey it's me
>>345410283
ur a small guy
>>345410480
I need a bigger dose, doc
![johnpest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fdzKtcs.jpg "johnpest[1].jpg")
For me, it's Pestario Rivera Garcia Picante Salsa Vargas Jr. Iv Deithwen Addan yn Carn aep Morvudd – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>345410436
>possibly a trap
go on
>I command an army of thousands of Chinese pikemen and horsemen
>my arch nemesis is some hippie peasant lord
>one of my friends died to get me out of a burning castle
>I have kidnapped the Emperor to make my rule more legitimate
literally me
If anyone posts that freaking anime donald duck meme I'm gonna be peeved off
>>345409942
>>345410283
>>345410601
wow. who saw this one coming? now thats funny.
>>345410753
>>345410601
>>345410803
great...first someone posts the meme twice and now I can't edit my posts? what the heck is going on here...?
>>345404153
Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on.
I swear this fucker is me when I was a teenager. He has the same hobbies, same likes/dislikes, career path, interest in the best girl, etc. Sometimes he says things that I'm pretty sure I've said word-for-word when I was an edgy basement-dwelling hoodie-wearing dnd-playing teen. Pretty spooky desu
>>345404153
Okay.
I'm the only one with a car
Geralt, but Witcher 1 Geralt.
>>345412071
I get the reference, but I'm no, I'm not from London, but the other part was right.
literally me
>>345409507
>chocobo heave
>>345409942
for you
>>345413058
>>345412821
You are a dirty rat. I get it.
>they do not always fuck people over by using their carelessly worded requests against them.
>>345407349
>layed
You sure sound like a success story.
>>345411028
>now I can't edit my posts?
Get the fuck out of my webzone, newfag.
>>345406760
L O R D R A N
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D
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A
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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Minus the loving wife and daughter.
>>345420058
FUCK THAT FAT FAGGOT
me on the left
>>345407707
>>345409214
I think he's saying he's Adam Jensen because he had a number of things happen to him that he didn't ask for.
>>345408847
*tips fedora*
>>345404153
>>345408847
Do you also listen to steam-punk bands?
>>345409717
People who have less than average intelligence rate themselves as having high intelligence. People also are terrible at perceiving their own humor as not funny.
![g9i1nt91vqepedzdcdzu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6JjbsIp.png "g9i1nt91vqepedzdcdzu[1].png")
for me its link
>destined to be great
>meant to save everyone
>just end up as a cocksleeve
o-oh well
Awoo
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2Pml5xW.png "latest[1].png")
>Personality of Cardboard
>Liked for whatever reason
>Has only a couple rare moments of coolness.
>THE WALLS ARE BREACHED
>>345425432
CUTE
U
T
E
posthair
>>345426096
you too
me
>>345408847
ok, i believe you
>blonde tall skinny fag with glasses who is interested in science and computers
>>345409774
shortsighted faggot? realy?
this is me
>literally
Fucking spastics, the lot of you.
>>345427298
couldn't resist familia
>>345425432
you forgot
>Body of Cardboard
>>345427602
MAMA `WUIGII?
>>345404153
Just some random character in the game who doesn't even have a name, whose existence serves no purpose. Not even worth an image.
>>345407070
>all of /v/ - the post
just a bland emofag who emulates cool people
"They cannot stop us; they cannot stop the future"
literally me
>>345427086
Tan-lines?
>MFW
>>345408847
>people are actually taking this meme seriously
>>345407707
AAADAAAAM
>>345426905
You're a horrible vidya game?
Viper School not welcomed.
I love playing as her, the only reason why I play Syndicate.
literally me
>>345434626
are you me?
>>345404153
For me, it's Nikolai Drunk man, incoherent, nihilistic and with a terrible sense of humor
For me, it's always like this
>schizoid as fuck
>likes animals
>prefers solitary jobs in the wildernessYep, pretty much me.
Literally me.And you, too.
>>345433901
such is the life of newfags
me
For me, it's Tom Bombadil– intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>345436109
How's about I break our legs you moron faced fuck!
>>345404153
u r just a little faggot op stop lying . stop fucking lying bitch
![infamous_second_son_fetch_portrait_render_cutout_by_mizukimarie-d7dhs8y[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/77VHf6G.png "infamous_second_son_fetch_portrait_render_cutout_by_mizukimarie-d7dhs8y[1].png")
The dude in this pic is my older bro he can fuck u up
>>345438712
Congratulations, you broke your own legs. What's the next cycle of your miserable existence?
>>345404153
Nope, he's not a virgin.
*teleports behind you*
Where are your friends?
>>345434523
heh heh heh heh
>>345404153
Kefka blabla, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor...
thats me on the right
I've never felt this way about a video game character.
>>345439245
Play more games.
>>345404153
I can make a pretty good cup of coffee. I have kinda long hair. I also sleep pretty often. There's also a couple of other things I share in common with this character.
Both in looks and the fact that everyone ignores me.
I look kinda like Leon in resident evil 6 but a bit younger, but I am personality wise like comic book guy from the simpsons.So all in all I'm like Kefka
It's just how I look
>>345441935
> I look kinda like Leon in resident evil 6 but a bit younger
Hot.
>constantly gets his ass kicked by better people
>still a cocky asshole
>>345404153
>skinny fucboi of a soldier
Yup its me
